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Rangers AGM Hotline Special

After yesterdays Rangers International Football Club plc Annual General Meeting, our Hunline has been inundated with calls….here they are for you to enjoy:

 

All I hear from the club is increasing losses and more spin. This would never have happened on my watch.

Paul Murray, Brass Neck Avenue, Bearsden

 

Bring back the old board. They understand how to manage a club and know our traditions. A one, a two, a one two three. For it was old and it was….

Donald Muttonchops, Cowdenbeath

 

Graham Wallace sounds like a great chap. He has my full backing!

Ally McCoist, Paisley Road

 

What’s that you say, he wants to promote youth and cut costs to balance the books? (Sharpens knife) he has my full backing.

Coisty, East Kilbride

 

Sack the board….sack the board……sack the board…..

Chris Graham, Mark Dingwall, RST, The Krankies and Judean People’s Front.

 

And the results from the AGM are a conclusive victory for the board.

London Stock Exchange

 

Back the board….Back the board……Back the board…..

Chris Graham, Mark Dingwall, RST, The Krankies and Judean People’s Front.

 

I hate windy days. Wish he’d get a gig in Dubai.

Paul’s Murray’s Hair

 

What am I going to do now that my hero Paul Murray is a non-entity once again? Sob….someone….anyone…..please help me!

Keith Jackson, Daily Rectum

 

Me too. Anyone have Rino Gattuso’s number for a positive Ibrox story?

Matthew Lindsay, c/o Paul Murray’s backside

 

I’ve not gone away you know….

Charles Green, Yorkshire, near France.

 

Neither have I…..neither have I…..mwahahahahahahaha

Craig Whyte

 

AGM?.. i thought a new Food Bank had opened
AGM?.. i thought a new Food Bank had opened

 

Okay, once again…Dear Santa…

Paul Murray, Shit Creek

 

Davie King, all those guilty charges mean nowt to us, please help

Huns, Whining Alley

 

So that now officially means that we are the people who dont actually matter?

Huns, WATPWDAM

 

Oh shit, the Easdales know ma face noo, gulp!

Peter Smith, STV 

 

Ah dont understand AGMs, but i enjoyed it, there was biscuits!

Big Derek, Clyde Done

 

Its clear that anybody who votes against their own bosses is still perfectly safe in their job.  Thats right, isnt it?

Fraser Wishart, Arse

 

Oh you're jobs safe Ally...so safe...
Oh your jobs safe Ally…so safe…

 

Oh Poor wee sally, having to sit up on that top table wae the money grabbers

Mrs Sevco

 

Poor Sally?, what 800 grand wages and a million shares, that poor Sally?

Mrs Sellick

 

I asked Ally what he though of Corporate Governance, he welcomes any Army official to Ibrox

Hugh Keevins, Daily Record

 

Another new record for Rangers, the first club to reduce spending climbing the Leagues, WATP!

StrawClutcher RSC

 

Seats on the board?…we dont know about any seats on the board and  we didnae break any, honest!

Green Brigade

 

Daddy, how is it Rangers International AGM when we’re no allowed to play in Europe?

Innocence RSC

 

Its aw Neil Lennons fault!

Kenny Shiels, Morton RSC

 

What the Rangers Fans need is a true leader, like Jeanette Findlay!

ETims JSC

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dick, Scotzine

 

If you or a loved one have been affected by this AGM, please stop laughing as too much can be bad for your sides!

Samaritans CSC

 

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charlie
10 years ago

has anyone found the deeds yet? john broone

charlie
10 years ago

is the big hoose staying open ur no? chubby broone

Monti
10 years ago

I think Ian Black has Gattuso’s phone number…..i bet you he has! 🙂

charlie
10 years ago

whens mr murray coming back ? auld wally

charlie
10 years ago

merry xmas and a happy new year our hero wee craigy

Monti
10 years ago

Just call me Heartless if you want, but I just wondered if the Hearts goalkeeper will have a sore back tomorrow 😀

Fancy a goal frenzy from Pukki, going to put £10 on him to get a hat trick……..
Contact Ian Black for the odds 🙂

MickeybhoyATL
10 years ago

Ally has been given a new war bucket to enhance the squad for next years challenge
SMSM Spin Street

10 years ago

HOOZAT HIDIN’ UNDER STAIRS IN THE BASEMENT…….. WHY ITZ OOR OW’ PAL WALTER

Monti
10 years ago

Just wanted to say Merry Xmas to Brian Stockbridge & the Spivs!
Keep up the good work.

HH!

holy sea
10 years ago

There’s STILL only ONE Brian Stockbridge !

At least he paid back his dough,unlike sleekit sally !

Monti
10 years ago
Reply to  holy sea

@Holy see,
I noticed recently when sally was asked whether his £850,000 salary was no longer in place, he said ” not yet “! Oh dear! Lol!
Plenty time Ally……..

Monti
10 years ago

Has McCoist asked anyone at Ibrox who it was that ‘advised’ Fran Sandaza NOT to bless himself,when the player was at Ibrox?

Just looking for transparency like…..

holy sea
10 years ago

Good point Monti.

The media papered over this rather quickly.
The in-built hatred of all things Catholic is
as much part of the new club,as it was with
the dead club.

10 years ago

fargen iceholes the lot of them

charlie
10 years ago

i would like to say a thank you to auld wally;sooper salary and a special thankyou to oor hero wee craigie bhoy

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