After yesterdays Rangers International Football Club plc Annual General Meeting, our Hunline has been inundated with calls….here they are for you to enjoy:
All I hear from the club is increasing losses and more spin. This would never have happened on my watch.
Paul Murray, Brass Neck Avenue, Bearsden
Bring back the old board. They understand how to manage a club and know our traditions. A one, a two, a one two three. For it was old and it was….
Donald Muttonchops, Cowdenbeath
Graham Wallace sounds like a great chap. He has my full backing!
Ally McCoist, Paisley Road
What’s that you say, he wants to promote youth and cut costs to balance the books? (Sharpens knife) he has my full backing.
Coisty, East Kilbride
Sack the board….sack the board……sack the board…..
Chris Graham, Mark Dingwall, RST, The Krankies and Judean People’s Front.
And the results from the AGM are a conclusive victory for the board.
London Stock Exchange
Back the board….Back the board……Back the board…..
Chris Graham, Mark Dingwall, RST, The Krankies and Judean People’s Front.
I hate windy days. Wish he’d get a gig in Dubai.
Paul’s Murray’s Hair
What am I going to do now that my hero Paul Murray is a non-entity once again? Sob….someone….anyone…..please help me!
Keith Jackson, Daily Rectum
Me too. Anyone have Rino Gattuso’s number for a positive Ibrox story?
Matthew Lindsay, c/o Paul Murray’s backside
I’ve not gone away you know….
Charles Green, Yorkshire, near France.
Neither have I…..neither have I…..mwahahahahahahaha
Craig Whyte
Okay, once again…Dear Santa…
Paul Murray, Shit Creek
Davie King, all those guilty charges mean nowt to us, please help
Huns, Whining Alley
So that now officially means that we are the people who dont actually matter?
Huns, WATPWDAM
Oh shit, the Easdales know ma face noo, gulp!
Peter Smith, STV
Ah dont understand AGMs, but i enjoyed it, there was biscuits!
Big Derek, Clyde Done
Its clear that anybody who votes against their own bosses is still perfectly safe in their job. Thats right, isnt it?
Fraser Wishart, Arse
Oh Poor wee sally, having to sit up on that top table wae the money grabbers
Mrs Sevco
Poor Sally?, what 800 grand wages and a million shares, that poor Sally?
Mrs Sellick
I asked Ally what he though of Corporate Governance, he welcomes any Army official to Ibrox
Hugh Keevins, Daily Record
Another new record for Rangers, the first club to reduce spending climbing the Leagues, WATP!
StrawClutcher RSC
Seats on the board?…we dont know about any seats on the board and we didnae break any, honest!
Green Brigade
Daddy, how is it Rangers International AGM when we’re no allowed to play in Europe?
Innocence RSC
Its aw Neil Lennons fault!
Kenny Shiels, Morton RSC
What the Rangers Fans need is a true leader, like Jeanette Findlay!
ETims JSC
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dick, Scotzine
If you or a loved one have been affected by this AGM, please stop laughing as too much can be bad for your sides!
Samaritans CSC
has anyone found the deeds yet? john broone
is the big hoose staying open ur no? chubby broone
I think Ian Black has Gattuso’s phone number…..i bet you he has! 🙂
whens mr murray coming back ? auld wally
merry xmas and a happy new year our hero wee craigy
Just call me Heartless if you want, but I just wondered if the Hearts goalkeeper will have a sore back tomorrow 😀
Fancy a goal frenzy from Pukki, going to put £10 on him to get a hat trick……..
Contact Ian Black for the odds 🙂
Ally has been given a new war bucket to enhance the squad for next years challenge
SMSM Spin Street
HOOZAT HIDIN’ UNDER STAIRS IN THE BASEMENT…….. WHY ITZ OOR OW’ PAL WALTER
Just wanted to say Merry Xmas to Brian Stockbridge & the Spivs!
Keep up the good work.
HH!
There’s STILL only ONE Brian Stockbridge !
At least he paid back his dough,unlike sleekit sally !
@Holy see,
I noticed recently when sally was asked whether his £850,000 salary was no longer in place, he said ” not yet “! Oh dear! Lol!
Plenty time Ally……..
Has McCoist asked anyone at Ibrox who it was that ‘advised’ Fran Sandaza NOT to bless himself,when the player was at Ibrox?
Just looking for transparency like…..
Good point Monti.
The media papered over this rather quickly.
The in-built hatred of all things Catholic is
as much part of the new club,as it was with
the dead club.
fargen iceholes the lot of them
i would like to say a thank you to auld wally;sooper salary and a special thankyou to oor hero wee craigie bhoy