Martin O’Neill arrived back from his holibobs yesterday, and was immediately surrounded by drunks at the airport, offering to carry his bags in the hope of hearing some tittle tattle from the Celtic manager.
Frank MacAvennie, who wasn’t at the airport , beat them to it by announcing that he’d heard the manager would be handed a transfer budget of £40m, in order to fund what seems to be a universally accepted rebuild.
According to the drunks who waddled behind O’Neill, he’s sort of right. There is a base figure, which when added to any money raised from the departure of players, should actually exceed £40m.
Granted, that doesn’t get you a lot these days, so the pressure is on the recruitment team to get value for money.
Which would be a nice change, because one cannot help thinking that , based entirely on the last few windows, the current recruitment team couldn’t spot a football player if he spent all night dancing on their driveways playing a vuvuzela and smashing a ball through their windows.
Additions to the coaching staff will also be made, although that might be duff information.
The search for a striker is already underway, according to Sky Sports Switzerland, with the club looking at Elias Filet, of Aarau, in Switzerland, and even going as far as to ring his agent.
After a remarkable season in the Swiss Challenge League, the 24-year-old French-Martinican striker is attracting increasing interest in the transfer market. According to our information, Belgian club KRC Genk has already begun discussions with the player.
An offer is currently on the table, and the Flemish club’s interest is confirmed. In Scotland, Celtic FC has also accelerated its pursuit. A video conference between representatives of the Scottish club and the player’s agent took place on Tuesday, June 9th.
Celtic’s management’s priority is now clear: to reach a contractual agreement with Filet before entering into official negotiations with FC Aarau.
Aarau are in the Swiss second division, so it’s nice to see we’re shopping at the premium counter.
James Bell Walker, the former Chelsea international scout may well have found us a gem, though really I think it’s time for someone to go and find James Bell Walker.
He’s been rather quiet since he arrived in January. Perhaps he’s still stuck in traffic.
Celtic took a few players on loan last season, given the chaotic situation the club was in, and one or two caught the hearts and imagination of the supporters. However, only one remains on the managers wishlist, and if O’Neill is to revert to his tried and tested 3-5-2, then you won’t be surprised to learn that keeping Saracchi to compete with Keiran Tierney is seen as a priority.
Right wing back is more or less sorted with Alastair johnston, and Colby Donovan and Tony Ralston are able deputies.
The idea of three central defenders is a little worrying, and that may be where the bulk of the spending goes. Simply because O’Neill favours big baby eating bruisers at the back, and we don’t have any of them at the moment.
Midfield will see a few new faces as well, and up top only Calum Osmand will remain. finding a battering ram typoe of player to go alongside him is on the agenda, and hopefully someone will turn the telly off every time Lyndon Dykes is on, just in case.
That may seem harsh on the players who rolled their sleeves up last year, but bear in mind a few of them want away anyway.
As it stands, it’s all just speculation anyway, but O’Neill is geared up to go out on a high, and isn;t going to hang around waiting for players to give him a decision.
Elsewhere, and the World Cup is almost underway, and it’s not without controversy. Even at this early stage.
Somalian referee Omar Artan has been refused entry to the USA by authorities, despite having all the required documentation.
He failed some sort of test at the border, apparently, when quizzed by an ICE agent.
One or two heads were raised in hope at the SFA that one of their referees might take his place, but a telegram from FIFA dashed their hopes
Dear SFA
Don’t even fucking ask
FIFA
There was talk of a possible referee strike in sympathy to the Somalian, which could force FIFA to draft in an entrely new set of referees for the tournament.
Dear SFA
Don’t even fucking ask
FIFA
There’s already controversy about the price of beer and sioft drinks in the stadia over there, and a spokesman was forced to explain;
“We couldn’t take the risk of several drunks shouting shoot at the same time, as it could be misunderstood.”
Yesterday, we had this…
The Louden Tavern, celebrating The Rangers most recent trophy win.
Today
Archie McPherson in his prime !
Now we know where Rohl got the inspiration for his German Helmet hair style.
Caption. Larry fives heeds.csc
Where are they now? Carlos Valderrama.
It started with a Cyst.
Simply Depressed
Shankland sweeps up
Bob Marley’s personal assistant gathers up some weed for his breakfast joint.
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“Anybody fancy some rough shag?”
Andrew Neil on his holidays.
Well you couldn’t make that lot up but you didH.H
No expense spared as new Ibrox pitch is almost ready.
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Danny Rhols ma arrives in Scotland for a surprise visit to present her son with the close season cup
Caption; the board arrive with the transfer kitty in which to negotiate with buying some donkeys…
“I see Bonnie Bloo has been in again”, said the cleaning lady at the waxing salon.
Caption- Unseen angle of Sam Nicholson proving the ball hit his head and his arms in a natural position
It started as a pimple on my bum said the bag of grass cuttings
caption is that yon bolivian goalkeeper at his real joab
ralph takes full advantage of the all you can carry fur a tenner ganja sale by enlisting some local help
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First draft of Led Zeppelin IV album cover…
Laurence Shankland hats go on Sale at Ibrokes
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Gordon (wiggy) Smith’s wife returns to sweep all before her , complete with her husband’s new Barnet & Triggers broom
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Blessed Martin did ask for an experienced sweeper who could shoulder the weight of responsibility but the scouts misunderstood again
No, Colby Donovan and Tony are not ‘able deputies’
Sorry about that misunderstanding.
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Danny rohl had to use cosplay to explain to the board about the excess baggage he’s had to deal with
Gathering weed to keep the happy chapies at Ibrokes dreaming about next year
Greater Glasgow health board delivering individual Releaf prescriptions in kinning Park area