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State of the Club Report : December 2025

It’s fucked.

 

 

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Dziekanowski’s nightclub child
1 month ago

It surely is, surely it can’t get any worse… can it?

Frank Wright
1 month ago

It could. They could give Nancy a transfer budget and who knows what numpties he would bring in next month. Save the money to pay him off and bring back the interim team.

Gedinte
1 month ago

Saturday?

Tony Travers
1 month ago

Well and truly

Sancheto
1 month ago

Sack him now, get it over and done with and start again. There is not one player who you can say has improved through his coaching or his system and that is all you need to know. Sack him now as it is not going to get it any better as the players have chucked it because they know that is a crock of . Just now the board have to make a choice so let’s see if the DD and the board are proactive and have the balls to do something about it or will they let it get worse until they are left no choice but to sack him!

Sir Sidney Ruff Diamond
1 month ago

Never have a band name and song title been so perfectly aligned with how I’m feeling.

https://youtu.be/g3WrlwNA1zw?si=aqCzD0bnwrrmpNlQ

Stevie
1 month ago

Listen end of the day professional football players should be able to play in any position on the park as well as adapting to any formation not all is the managers fault players need to take majority of the responsibility and in my eyes the lot of them can get tae fuck schmeichal is done scales is fucking hopeless so is ralston MacGregor is shite hides when backs against the wall Engle’s anonymous nygren Houdini hatate is a shadow of his former self maeada doesn’t want to be here so why the fuck play him tierney nowhere near his best macowan pfft. This team is so fuckin predictable it’s unbelievable and has been ever since big ange left it fuckin rips my heart out to see this happening to the the team I love but as it stands at the minute I wouldn’t watch them if they were playing in my garden why the fuck do you play the ball about at the back when you’re chasing goals when you’re losing ? Why the fuck do we play short passses in our box from bye kicks as to me it’s inviting unnecessary pressure get the fuckin baw up the park then corner kicks get the fuckin hing in the box no back at slow as fuck muppet scales or schmiechal that raging the noo could throw ma phone tae fuck. And by the way this is all on the board & tisdale they want tae buy shite that’s what you watch is pure shite Martin O’Neill just papered over the cracks
Rant over

Owen Mullions
1 month ago

We criticise the board for their signings, or lack thereof, on the playing side but surely Nancy represents their worst decision yet. I doubt he could cut it as a coach in the old junior leagues and he’s even giving me the fear of the cup tie with Auchinleck (I’ve already given up on the Sevco game). This has me feeling even lower than in the covid season when we self destructed under Lennon and the board refused to act.

Michael Annis
1 month ago

How the fekn hell has he not been sacked yet. Are tgis Board stupid or arrogant enough to throw the league away AGAIN?!,!!!!

Owen Mullions
1 month ago
Reply to  Michael Annis

They’ll never sack him as that would mean admitting they got the appointment wrong. Remember Lenny’s last season when they were happy to let ten in a row slip away rather than give in to the hoi polloi protesting outside Celtic Park.

The Cha
1 month ago

Great article.

If a picture paints a thousand words then 2 words write thousands of pictures, each of them a real horror show.

Bizarrely, league, cup and Euro progress are still achievable but that requires change.

However those who effect the change, Desmond, Nicholson, Wilson, Tisdale only inspire confidence that they’ll eff it up, again and again and nauseum.

TicToc
1 month ago
Reply to  The Cha

Get well soon Cha, I’m guessing you ‘over-achieved’ in the festivities stakes, “and” nauseum. 🙂

The Cha
1 month ago
Reply to  TicToc

Addendum add ad and remove and

BJF
1 month ago

Is it as good as that?
With hindsight Nancy should not have come in until after the League Cup Final.
He does not understand Celtic’s status and that he is expected to win the league every season.
His determination to introduce a new system mid-season is a mistake. We are going to have to tread water this season and that does not suit.
The war between Rodger’s and the Board which sank two transfer windows has reduced us to this,
D D brought Rodger’s back in good faith hoping both Rodger’s and Lawwell would adhere to whatever agreement was broached. He let himself down down with his public attack on BR, a bit like all those mutters who go online cursing and swearing, waste of energy. Grown ups take decisions on different criteria not how loudly you can swear.

SteveNaive
1 month ago

Players have chucked it …?
They’ve no right to chuck it.
You do that in your job see what happens.
They’re still paid, they can still try.
It’s gone beyond analysis of player performances and they know it…DD et al can take the flak whilst they just let them.
No intelligence, no thought to practice to be braver and more technically competent on the ball, to move, make space, make an angle, take responsibility.
The shirts have shrunk so far, gutless.

TicToc
1 month ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

Great comment Steve, not so naive.
Pro footballers being paid a weekly fortune should be able to organise themselves and win a match even if the coach and manager were Oor Wullie and Fat Boab, or in our case below that level!

Charlie Dornan
1 month ago

Nancy must go now…Urgently needed is the Spine of the Team..1 A Decent Goalkeeper 2 A decent Centre- half 3 A proven First- Class Centre- Forward .In Addition,a Ball- Winning Midfielder,and a decent Winger,or2….Clear out the Deadwood from the Dressing Room,and Appoint a First- Class Manager and a Director of Football who is Competent…A decent Chairman and a decent Chief Executive would be Nice as Well..Simple

TicToc
1 month ago
Reply to  Charlie Dornan

Agreed Charlie. Keep that list and compare to what we actually acquire, that is if you can handle the disappointment.
Not Another Penny!

John Conlon
1 month ago

Our day will come but not with Nancy at the helm

Honeybhoy
1 month ago

“It’s fucked.”

It’s fucked, indeed…well and truly.

Hail Hail

Stuart
1 month ago

He’s a shit Ted Lasso, tactically naive, terrible communicator

If…….
1 month ago

After spending some time reading over your article. There are a few things i need clarity on. When you say ‘its’, do you mean the league, ten in a row, being best in Scotland, our club….

And also when you talk about fucked, do you think the players are tired, board cant be.., fans are sick as..

Ive always believed a shite manager prioritises things like system(s) over winning games aka Russell Martin, and a good manager can take a squad of shite and make them winners aka mon first time round.

The board are locked in a mexican standoff with the collective, they are both equally harming our club, to the betterment of farts and no dangers. Our club is losing by their virtue!

A great man once said footbal without fans is nothing, im guessing that logic also applies to football clubs directors.

So if ALL the fans can find a way to not go to one single home game, im guessing it would be louder than all the banners and chants about the board put together, sometimes its easy for directors to turn music up when it gets too noisy outside. But one game with zero fans would be so noisy that theyd realise how utterly dependant they are on us fans, likewise, maybe missing one game would make the fans realise the team need us as much as we need them.

I knew our winning run would come to an end, but never in a million years did i think it would be self inflicted by both board and fans infighting.

Itll be sore seeing either of the others lifting the league, knowing they didnt win it, we actually sat down and invited them to move up to the front.

So for knob of the week, id like to nominate all the directors, and all the collective for the turkeys voting for Christmas scenario we find ourselves in..

Happy New Year

The Cha
1 month ago
Reply to  If…….

The Collective exists because of the long term harm caused by the Board and represent tens of thousands of fans.

It also exists to counter the short term thinking that beating dreadful Dons and Livi represented a turn around.

There are no 2 sides of bad, with a well articulated plan for the future against a clueless clownshoe cabal.

Those fans that think like that are essentially supporting the board’s wish that nothing changes.

Last edited 1 month ago by The Cha
TicToc
1 month ago
Reply to  The Cha

Exactly Cha, well said, saved me the trouble!

TicToc
1 month ago

A fantastic, considered, accurate and well thought out analysis of Celtic as we enter a new year.
I wish all of you All The Very Best for 2026 and also 2027 in case there’re no diaries at all this year.
🙂

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