Menu Close

Celtic Diary Monday August 9: Hello Celtic, Missed You

Any doubts that the Angera would bring a return to total football at Celtic Park were swept away yesterday as the hoops stormed to a 6-0 win over Dundee.

 

And frankly, it could have been a lot more.

 

Perhaps Dundee were tired after their 1-0 win over “rangers ” on Saturday, or perhaps they just weren’t very good, but the fact of the matter is Celtic didn’t give them a chance to show us if they were any good.

 

The style mooted by manager Postecoglou isn’t fully operational yet, but yesterdays performance and result shows the players are doing what he asked, they’re doing it the way he’s asked and they’re getting the result he told them they would.

 

Maybe we should calm our jets as it was only Dundee, but it doesn;t matter who you’re playing if you don’t let them have the ball.

 

Kyogo Furuhashi continued his astonishing start to life on the other side of the world with three exquisitely finished goals, before the manager replaced him as the transfer window is still open and , well, with this board you never know.

 

He’s the first Celt to score a hat trick on his home league debut since one of the Maley’s did it in the clubs first game. An astonishing fact, if it actually is a fact. We don’t bother checking that sort of thing on here.

 

Even Tom Rogic scored, even Oddsone Edouard scored, albeit a penalty and after a row with Liel Abade who wanted to take it himself after he , as we used to say at school, caused it.

 

Tony Ralston scored a goal..again..that any striker would have been proud of, and if anyone is symbolic of the wind of change currently roaring through Celtic Park, it’s him.

 

He’s doing as he’s told, when he’s told to do it, and reaping the rewards. He may not be the glamorous big money signing we crave, but the improvement is vast, and if it continues then we might have saved a few quid.

 

All in all, we can be happy about how things are going, and have few complaints.

 

Who knows, we might even get the 7-0 the diary used to harp on about back in the Brendan Rodgers days.

 

 

Having said that, I’m refusing to get carried away, and it is still early days. This could be a trophy laden season, although it’s too late to enter Wimbledon and I’ve no idea when the boat race is.

 

 

One interesting aspect of the game was the relentless urge to keep scoring, evident against Jablonec when Ryan Christie put his head where boots normally go to score the fourth.

 

That gung ho attitude is regarded by some as unprofessional and unnecessary, as when a game is won a game is won and it can be adjudged a little naive to risk injury, or the sort of scenario we had many years ago against Partizan Belgrade or more recently Hamburg under Tommy Burns.

 

 

The Angera is about entertainment, though, and lord knows we have been starved of that lately.

 

 

 

By the way, we said we’d keep an eye on the referees this season, and it’s worth noting that there were a few robust tackles that went unpunished yesterday, and if we didn’t call them out last weekend for fear of being accused of sour grapes, then there can be no excuses for mentioning it this week…

 

 

Then again, such is the level of adrenaline in players just now, they probably wouldn’t notice if one of the opposition players jumped into his car and ran over them as they raced in on goal.

 

Neither would the referee, come to think of it.

 

 

 

In Postecoglou, we have a manager who not only knows what he wants, but has the personality and communication skills to pass that on to the players.

 

Since he was linked with Celtic after the Eddie Who fiasco, nothing that he’s done since he got here has been a surprise.

 

Whats important is he has complete faith in himself and his ideas, and unlike previous managers, feels no need to have his ego massaged.

 

He already knows how good he is.

 

 

And has complete faith in his own mind…in exactly the same way Steven Gerrard hasn’t….

 

 

https://twitter.com/i/status/1424406403200999426

 

 

 

With three sides, Aberdeen, Hearts and Hibernian leading the league on maximum points from two games, it might be that our main rivals for the title will come from outside Glasgow, as opposed to the usual suspects, who come from outside reality.

 

 

It seems all is not well over the river, with their only new signings failing to make an impression, or even do an impression of a professional footballer.

 

Players are leaving, players once hailed as world beaters, a bit like their current new signings…

 

 

Image

 

 

 

Their key men from last season haven;t started this season yet, and one wonders what the real problem is, and with their chairman Stewart Robinson already at odds with the governing body again, there is the feeling that the squirrels are airborne again…

 

 

Interest Check: SQUIRREL ATTACK!!!!! | Thread | Gamers Plane

 

 

And this could be their darkest hour since, well, the last one.

 

 

Already heavily in debt and now facing an early exit from the sunlit uplands of the champions League, they’re having a moan about the piss poor sponsorship deal that was agreed with second hand car lot Cinch, hardly a global brand and at £8m for four seasons…or whatever it is….it’s mere pennies compared to virtually every other deal in every other league.

 

 

Robertson may well just be firing his bullets before the realisation dawns that the reason no one wnats to put their name to Scottish football is largely down to the toxicity of his own club/company and the moral and financial flexibility of the SFA/SPFL.

 

 

With the recent loan from the Scottish government requiring accounts to be made public, and attachments as to what it can be used for fairly strict, you get the feeling that when they recently settled one or two outstanding debts withClose Brothers, they may well have borrowed from Peter to pay Paul…

 

Oh, in this context “Peter ” isn’t Peter Lawwell…he did more than his fair share to keep the club/company afloat, and isn;t in a position to help any more.

 

 

With Celtic certainly benefiting from having fans back in the ground yesterday, one can only wonder how the fragile Ibrox players will handle their return game with Malmo in front of a support that at best isn’t happy unless it’s winning, and if things don’t go their way immediately in that game, Then there’s a real possibility of collapse as the game goes on…

 

 

Image

 

Me ?

 

Well, I think it’s just fine….eveything is just fine and dandy.

 

 

Groucho Marx Dancing GIFs | Tenor

 

 

 

 

 

Whilst our media will ensure that goings on at Ibrox remain a bit of a mystery, we’d like to ask for your help to clear something up from Celtic Park yesterday.

 

 

Image Image

 

 

Is this guy trying to take pigeons into the ground ?

 

Or have the outside caterers been struggling due to the shortage of lorry drivers ?

 

 

 

Yesterday, we had this….

 

 

Image

 

 

Whitearra
 21 hours ago

Caption : ‘Franzi, I know your arse is chapped, but you’ll just have to get used to it and use the Sudocrem’.

 

 

 

 

Today…

 

 

Image

4.9 15 votes
Article Rating
69 Comments
Oldest
Newest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Admin
2 years ago

Ange announces Roger our new fitness coach

2 years ago

Caption……..

In more innocent times when male camel toe and a rampant rabbit just weren’t a thing.

Mike
2 years ago

Watched “Spy in the Wild” last night on BBC One, my, wild it certainly was, Dundee weren’t the only thing that took a humping, from Commode Dragons, Puffins, tortoises, Hares, De Boars, RIP. De all made Love Island look tame. you can keep your “Sex in De City”, for in De wild, its ten times quicker and that’s when it’s still light, who knows how frantic it get’s under the stars and moonlight sky.
Yesterday’s game was just what the support deserved, smiling, happy Celtic supporters, did you know that “McCain’s Smiles” are based on the images of happy, smiling, Celtic supporters?

Seppington
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Commode dragons??? I’m never going to the lavvy again!

Mike
2 years ago
Reply to  Seppington

Ha! Didn’t want to post Komodo, in case anyone thought it was another Japanese bhoy, coming in. But you never know what lies below in the deep, so keep your eyes open and your flashlight switched on.

2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Hahahahaha!!

Mike
2 years ago

Good to see the support smiling again mate, they have had a rough time of it, time to enjoy watching the team playing good football and having some faith in the manager once again. Fingers crossed he’s the real deal.

Mike
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

“It’s a climate emergency” in Govan, as the clouds gather over the bigot dome, they don’t even know that Bonny Dundee has two teams, how thick are they? and the realization dons (why mention the Dandies)? that even with the SFA breeze behind them, that they are still blowing Co2 out of their Hola’s. Meanwhile in Paradise, the wind has dropped, the rain has stopped, the clouds have parted and blue sky thinking has reduced our emission’s to Ange plus eleven (carbon neutral). “Plug in yer car mister”.

BornCelt!
2 years ago

Caption – Well after the MSM asked us to show our alter ego regarding the expectations of the season ahead, we at Celtic are all Supermen, while the sevconians do give plenty of rabbit but disappear under pressure. HH!

Woof Charlie
2 years ago

Caption: At the Court of Session creditors of The Rangers Football Club PLC petition to get their £40 back.

Woof Charlie
2 years ago

Caption: and the suspect who stole Lois’ knickers off the line is described as 8 foot tall with prominent ears and wearing a pink suit.

BornCelt!
2 years ago

A couple of wins and all is swell at Castle Paradise! Nothing like a hun skelping and a massive win to warm the hearts of the Bhoys! Am I the only one who feels this is another jolly season where we may just keep it going. Is Royston going to be switched to striker if French Eddie takes the low road south? Is Abadado going to be magic? Did the lady really call Kyogo Karaoke and gave away Ky’s new nickname? (Yes, slip happened while interviewing Big John and Phil!) Are Celtic going to do something in Europe? Is Ange going to stop looking like a miserable bastard and actually smile? Probably when the pots are secured I would guess. And the sevconians 10 year old celebrations starting to look sour as they squirm while Celtic scour for even more quality! I love it! Ange’s Greece and White Army! HH!

bgbhoy
2 years ago

great result, great performance. amazing too that we can score as many goals without griffiths….

anyone fancy playing the charlie saiz sweepstake? raffle up some dates and pick them out a hat with the winner being the date that charlie saiz tells us that griff is better than kyogo and that kyogo wants a move?

Mike
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

Griffiths surplus to requirements, transfer window open, Hibs left back Doig, just saying.

Mark
2 years ago

caption;
There is no caption you’re having a flashback.

Andy
2 years ago

Great performance yesterday, Kyogo will clearly cause havoc whenever he plays. Thought Christie was back to the player we knew he was, I think it is vital we do everything we can to get him on a new deal. His through ball for Kyogo’s hat trick was Iniesta like (world class goal)

Ralston has been slaughtered (myself included) and whilst we know he’s not the answer, he’s working hard and has now scored 2 goals any striker would be proud of.

Results and performances like that breed confidence, something that the team has been lacking for a long time. If we get another few quality signings in, get some consistency going, coupled with the fans being back in this could work out well.

One final point, watched sevco game on Sat and last season (when everything worked for them) Goldson scores that header and they probably go on to win the game. Perhaps they did use up ALL their luck last season. Dundee Utd got in about them and they were rattled.

IF, they go out v Malmö, they will need to sell at least one big asset as the people who have been keeping them afloat will have been promised £££.

alzyerpal
2 years ago

Caption – After Keith Jackson accuses Superman and Harvey of being “Imaginary Characters, only believed in by children and morons.” The Man of Steel retorts; ” Imaginary? Coming from a man who believes the feckin’ Rangers exist?”

Frank McGaaaarvey
2 years ago

Delighted with the performance yesterday and with the result on Thursday. Still a long way to go yet and more 1st team ready signings required but lots to take heart from. Furuhashi will be immense for us. I don’t wish to jump the gun but this guy’s movement and footballing instinct and intelligence remind me of a certain King of Kings…..

Caption, “Ange Postecoglou pulls a rabbit from the hat”.

Bognobhoy
2 years ago

Caption …
And if whoever stole my carpets doesn’t return them , the rabbits getting it …

Sancheto
2 years ago

Caption – that’s a very small carrot Superman, fcuk off and ask your mama about it big ears!

BJF
2 years ago

“ And our next ‘ turn’ is a recitation from Stevie G entitled things I wish I had never said about fans influencing football matches.”
It wasn’t just winning yesterday or even the way we played, it was the sense the manager had a plan and the players understood their part in it. Shades of Brendan Rodgers time.

Salad queen
2 years ago

Caption Is Aidean showing off the new Sunderland strip?

mcklintop
2 years ago

So I was sure Senga said to me Billy you get dressed up as Sashman and get the rabbit oot. Anyway he’s house trained and free to a good home…..and comes with his own super hero.

Monti
2 years ago

Not buying all the over the top hysteria because we humped the michty Dundee, sure the performance was excellent & it was great to see Celtic scoring for fun, however it’s going to take a lot more than a thrashing of Dundee to put the smile back on my pus.
You see i don’t like being taken for granted, i don’t like people lying to the support, i don’t like Celtic allowing itself & the support to be cheated, i don’t like constantly being ill prepared for CL qualifiers & failing miserably to qualify, the start of this season is astonishing in terms of the lack of numbers, depth of squad & preparedness for a campaign.
We are taking to the field in the biggest matches of the season witb guys like Ralston, Taylor & Welsh in defence, Christie one of our best players unsettled & our best player Edouard on the way out, we have already sold Ajer & still we are toiling to bring in the defenders needed to tighten a sieve of a defence…..

Oh but we beat Dundee 6-0 tho…..great stuff eh?

Monti
2 years ago
Reply to  Monti

* Tony Ralston, the effort he is puting in at this moment has not gone unnoticed, keep it up.

bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  Monti

its better than being pumped by ross county twice

Monti
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

It is but the biggest issues at our club are not being addressed.
I loved everything about the performance on Sunday but the board remain a huge problem to progression.

The Cha
2 years ago
Reply to  Monti

You’re right and much tougher challenges await and also rougher ones, which our board of incompetents will do bugger all to protect the players from.

Green shoots but sustained long term progress required.

Manager, players and fans will play their part but the chancers who take a lot but give little, if anything? Hm, not so sure.

It looked a very good turnout for the team welcome/holding board to account and hopefully this will continue, so that the board don’t slide back into their normal complacency “we’ve beating Dundee 6-0, so everything is fine again, no need for anymore additions”.

It won’t get mentioned on official media outlets but is crucial, as last season shows what happens when fans aren’t there to hold them to account.

kennybhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  Monti

This time next year we will have a squad to be challenging for the last 16 off the C L …. In Ange and Dom we trust

Auldheid
2 years ago
Reply to  Monti

” You see i don’t like being taken for granted, i don’t like people lying to the support, i don’t like Celtic allowing itself & the support to be cheated”

Me neither. I hate it.

Mike
2 years ago

G e r o n i m o, Heap Big Chief of the Apache’s, or is it the Alpaca’s? anyway he died with dignity at the Battle of The Big Horny, at the hands of Mr. Custard. Watch the video as Mr. Custard parties all night long on Porn Hub, see if you can spot the blonde woman with the moan, called Michelle.
You can ring my bell, ring my bell, ring my bell, she replies, you can go to hell, hell, go to hell. Stuck up cow.

Iancelt67
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Hey don’t knock porn hub.

Woof Charlie
2 years ago

Does their PR think cinch stands for catholics in nice council houses?

JimboH
2 years ago

Caption…
Man of Steel to SMSM Churnalist , look, jist because I’m Superman diznae mean even Ah could help Sevco balance their books. Noo just sit down yir spoiling the weans party. And keep yir bliddy eyes aff Oscar in the corner. Nae succulent rabbit on the menu fur youse today. An bye the bye, Keevins init, did ye pey tae get in the day?

JimboH
2 years ago
Reply to  JimboH

The Phantom Thumbdooner strikes again. WTF. A Caption feckin contest. Must be because I mentioned the Tribute Act and their Blue Sky Accounting Syste,There’s a really sad H@n crawling all over this site.
He’ll be even sadder tonight. Sevco 1-2 Malmö 2 ( 2-4 agg).
Fire sale starts tomorrow. Yabadadafackindoo……

Funkyy
2 years ago
Reply to  JimboH

I just caught the score a minute ago…I forgot they were playing today. I’m just gonna put on my music…first up Swede Caroline..ya fekking dancer Malmo!!!

Monti
2 years ago

Caption:- ” Meh What’s up Dom “?

Monti
2 years ago

I hope ETims are going to keep the pressure up on the board, you know the ones who have poo poo’d on us from a great height?
All is not well at CP & won’t be until a number of the board if not all leave their positions.
Inflicting heavy defeats on newly promoted teams is one thing, annually failing to qualify for the CL is another.

I enjoyed Sunday, the performance & the goals that went with it, but we have to keep our focus on this board, they need to be removed!

Iancelt67
2 years ago

Caption
“ the board have asked me specifically to fix last years problems. You are now asked to believe in Santa and the Easter bunny. Unfortunately Santa couldn’t make it tonight. “

Woof Charlie
2 years ago

Caption: Then we both had pizza with Prince Andrew and went straight home…

Charlie Green
2 years ago

Anyone else think Edouard transfer talk is just that. He is a great player but who would buy him after last and this season’s performances for anywhere near £20 million. I see the paper talk has a new club now entering the ring and it reminds me of the crap they spout about Morelos just to “clickbait” (sorry) the fans.
“Brighton in the driving seat for his signature but other English Premier League clubs are on their coattails.”

I personally believe he is still not 100% fit for some reason.( virus after-effects?) and it isn’t just that he is disinterested as he was so desperate to take the penalty.
Where the hell has Ange been all our lives? The fact he wasn’t that happy about a 6-0 victory, says it all about him.

MabozzaRitchie
2 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Green

hes p!sh

Whitearra
2 years ago

Caption : ‘And lastly, I’d like to thank Doctor Brer, who helped me recover from my adolescent fantasies. What are you doing….Take your hands off me….This is outrageous….Ladies and gentlemen I’ll be back…..’

Charlie Green
2 years ago

Caption:”…and finally, I am looking for the thief who stole my big bag of carrots so if you hear anything…”

SteveNaive
2 years ago

Haven’t read anything else about the protest. Not many there and a bit of a damp squib. I stood forty minutes til the monsoon forced me into my seat which was worse not being able to move about.
Some things…
Same old warm up except for the bit where McManus I think, hits passes and throws the ball to the four backs in a variety of ways for them to return ( or not Taylor). Dundee did the same.
Thirty seconds in, after their centre and us getting it back, Taylor passed straight to opposition. We cannot afford this. They also targeted him for free kicks etc.
Starfeld, on the left side but is right footed so couldn’t feed Taylor well if opponent was in between. Calmac sorted it. When we started it was a joy to watch despite Anderson breaking up our play, allowing dubious advantage and downright cheating ( Ralston tackle). Rain came down again but no jacket for Ange who walked the touch line til the end.
Half time ‘warm up’ was hopeless, then the sprinklers came on !
Still worried about the lack of physicality except Ralston but ball on the ground football from the back, especially Welsh breaking out was really good. Hart not required but maybe just his name is helping. Turnbull also showed intelligence and craft.
Six going on ten.

Mike
2 years ago

The fog is lifting, as we learn of Macgifty MacLennon, the chairman of the SPFL role in previous years with the Mirror Group of papers including the DR. Is this the reason for the cosy relationship between Celtic and the DR? Who nose, but one thing is abundantly clear is that the Hun’s hate MacGifty and Doncaster, they want them gone. So, who would replace them? well it’s patently obvious that they would come in riding a goat with William of Orange tattooed on their @rses.
Why were they their follow followers allowed emboldened to return into the league, even if it’s just the tribute act? Well, money, when cash in the hand overcomes all sense of honesty and bigotry is allowed to fester, then you know that those who lead Scottish football are compromised. The Huns refuse to follow the rules, even if it affects all the other Scottish clubs, they will take the sponsors money but will not follow the rules. As MacGifty squeals his objections, he and Doncaster and the chairmen of all the clubs should reflect on their endorsement of the bigots, it was of their own making, cheating to help the basket of assets return in some form to Scottish football.
Never so much do I hope that the Huns get humped tonight, for that would be karma. MALMO. xxx.

MabozzaRitchie
2 years ago

why doesn’t gordan strachan go and f_uVck himself

2 years ago

Dirty cheating orange bastards.

2 years ago

Goodson should be banned for simulation. How is Macgregor still on the park. Referee has obviously had a bung.

Cartvale88
2 years ago

Caption
Yes I have signed for the zombies, I can fly through the air like my team mates.

They are going crazy at Ipox yet again, the commentators are apoplectic with rage. The Buffalo behaving like a Buffalo against Malmo

2 years ago

It’s good to be a Tim……..hahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Woof Charlie
2 years ago

Oh dear how sad never mind.

portpower
2 years ago

Oh my my my

who`s a poond ?

Bgbhoy
2 years ago

A travesty for Scottish football

Mike
2 years ago

History repeats itself. 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉

TicToc
2 years ago

Ha FN HaHa! Malmo stuff the new scum as they did the old one and may just tighten the tourniquet on the new scum’s financial shenanigans too. The SMSM will be ‘pure ragin’, the Kingston and Erskine bridges will be closed again and Henke (the original one) will be over the FN moon, just as his ‘dreadlocks’ will be over here!
Oh! What a Night……I just love to see that scum get some come-uppance. Lawwell, ya twat, probably FN crying just now…..GTF.
Hail! Hail! and COYBIG……We’re on the one road……..
The Fifers can fuckem on Friday the Firteenf…..
We can get the cousins back on Sunday…….
So just what was all that doom’n’gloom about?

Yoker Bhoy
2 years ago

Great clinical finishing and fine solid defending from the 10.men Swedes. No CL boumty it is then as the desperate huns flounder at home in front of their own scum. 3 defeats in a row and long may their run continue. Can’t wait to get right into these cvnts at the end of the month at their hovel. Time to put a few things right and, with signs of improvement showing in other SPFL teams, interesting times lie ahead.

TicToc
2 years ago

OH FOR FUKKS SAKE, “Join the Craic on here and go straight to that moronic fukkin moderation, in orange fukkin writing too!
FFS, ruined a great night!

portpower
2 years ago

sevco impunity FC.

portpower
2 years ago

BREAKING NEWS:

Douglas Park has belly flopped on the tiles.

Woof Charlie
2 years ago

Caption: “Don’t you think that they need the Champions League ’s bunny here? I think so. I think they need that. I think that’s a good answer, isn’t it? I think you all are clever lads so you understand it.”

Iancelt67
2 years ago
Reply to  Woof Charlie

To quote someone on here “ stupid stupid Huns”

portpower
2 years ago

Try an enchilada with the fishy baccala… Hey Malmo

Charlie Green
2 years ago

The board must hate the fans. Just when they are riding high they make announcements to kill the mood. Strachan, while still at Dundee, is to be given a role. Ange should “lamp” him one if he starts to give any advice on the first team.

Monti
2 years ago

STUPID STUPID HUNS!

portpower
2 years ago

Caption:

Who`ll give big haunds a bell.

portpower
2 years ago

🙂

Protestants hate Abba.

Mike
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Voulez – vous (ah ha),

Follow us on Twitter @ETimsNet

Discover more from eTims

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading