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Celtic Diary Thursday June 24: Through Ange’s Eyes

 

The new manager is here, and due to covid restrictions, he’s decided to stay as he doesn’t fancy the Australian quarantine rules should he choose to head home. Apparently, over there they just don’t let you back in.

 

 

He’s met the staff, some of the players and spoken to the support.

 

Describing a video released by the club, the Record said;

a short clip showed also Postecoglou entering a dining room as he fist-bumped coaches John Kennedy and Gavin Strachan. 

 

 

Fifty thousand season book holders had hoped he would go further.

 

 

The official website greeted us with the headline;

 

Ange Postecoglou gets down to business after arriving at Lennoxtown

 

 

I’d just like to clarify that no one at Etims works for the official website and any themes they choose to borrow are entirely of their own stealing.

 

Postecoglou told fans…

 

“It’s great to be here,” 

“It’s been a tough three weeks to get here but I’m super happy to be here now. ” 

 

Once he’s met all the players and heard all their whinging it may take him considerably less time to get out of there.

 

 

One thing he won’t be short of is advice, and there will be plenty of well informed and even well meaning offers of help from all sorts of people, and the best thing that we can hope for is that he ignores the whole bloody lot of them and starts to look at things for himself.

 

For example, Leigh Griffiths is telling everyone that he’s about to get a new contract, when he’s done very little over the last four years to justify it.

 

Ange will want to look at things for himself before listening to any stories about the player, and he will want to know how and why Griffiths went from the free scoring forward to the unfit and unreliable lump that has been frantically running around the training ground in the hope he can skank another couple of years from the club.

 

Griffiths has so far blamed everyone but himself, and how Ange handles this will perhaps set the store for the rest of his reign.

 

 

Looking at the clubs problems from the outside is difficult, I’ve already made my mind up about Griffiths, because I’ve ran out of patience with him.

 

 

And thats just one player, Ange has an enormous task rebuilding the team, and I’m not sure he knows quite what he’s getting into.

 

 

There are three goalkeepers in the first team squad, two have international experience and the other is Scott Bain. not one of them managed to hold down a first team place last season.

 

Was that their fault ?

 

Or did the lack of a settled defence hinder each and every one of them.

 

 

Or, and here’s a thought….the only member of the coaching staff to escape criticism last term was Stevie Woods, the goalkeeping coach.

 

After all, he’s the guy who coached Artur Boruc and Fraser Forster.

 

Right ?

 

Or, could it be that he just happened to have two excellent goalkeepers to work with… ?

 

Thats one for Ange to work out.

 

The defence is a shambles. On loan players such as Laxalt duffy and the dreadful Kenny were enough reason to abandon the idea of loannees forever, and in Nir Biton , Kris Ajer and Chris Jullien we have again three players that you couldn’t dissect and build a decent one from in Frankensteins lab.

 

Ajer can’t head a ball, which is a kind of problem for a centre half, Julien can’t avoid injury and Biton has been here for nine years and hasn’t given us a single memorable moment.

 

Well, not for the right reasons.

 

That leaves Greg Taylor and Steven Welsh, two players who should, given the right coaching, have a future at Celtic. Yet the support say they’re not good enough.

 

That’s unless they leave and go on to greater things elsewhere, when it will be Celtic’s fault for letting them go and buying in foreign diddies.

 

Or borrowing them.

 

We’ve not even mentioned the midfield yet, which is the same mixture of want aways, can’t be arsed and bloody useless.

 

Calum MaCGregor and James Forrest, now the old men of the team, might choose to stay. MacGregor is the more likely of the two to leave, ideally they will remain, as some sort of consistency will be required.

 

 

Frankly, if we are going to have a clean out, then we might as well throw the baby out with the bathwater.

 

 

There will be players right now, however, that will be delighted the old regime has gone.

 

Ange will have to decide for himself if he can build a team around them.

 

He will have to look at the coaching, the diets, the sports science and the medical team.

 

 

Anyone who took the job would have had the same issue.

 

Maybe the fact he is from halfway round the world with little local knowledge will help.

 

 

But will he have the courage of his convictions ?

 

 

There’s a lot of work to be done, and those fist bumps may yet turn into just fists.

 

 

I suppose we’d better become supporters again….. now that we have someone who needs support.

 

 

Caption from yesterday….

 

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Pilsbury dough bhoy
 23 hours ago

Caption:
“Stop tormenting him. Are you putting it out or taking it in ? 

 

 

Today

 

 

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Bgbhoy
2 years ago

Lennon confirming on radio Griffiths the only player not to take a wage cut during the lockdown. What a wee scumbag

Mike
2 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

And one stone overweight, Greggs pies took one hell of a beating.

These “Themes” Ralph, were they ‘adult themes’, surely you haven’t been writing porn Ralph, as a second income? If so, can I recommend.. “Ange’s Angel Eyes”, could be the title of your next production, or “Dogging Tails”, your last caption competition, because it’s quite apparent, judging by today’s caption, that you have an animal fetish. Mind you I have a fetish about cleanliness, because I cannot stand being near animals, especially the Govan variety.

Mike
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

“If I had a fit and hungry Leigh Griffiths back last year, then I would have played him.”

“Fit and Hungry”? and one stone overweight”, well, he was neither fit, nor hungry, in fact he was utterly useless, a wage thief. Surely there must be written into his contract that he must keep himself fit, if not then you would have to question the contract. The bottom line is… he let his manager down, he let his friend Broony down, he let the players down, he let himself down, but most of all he let the Celtic supporters down. So for me it’s a GTF Gif, Griff. Let someone who wants to play a full part take the wage that he squandered and bring in someone who will play for the jersey, not someone who wants to fill the jersey with a layer off fat….

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Only Ajer played as a professional last season, Mike.

Griff, for all his health issues, basically told Lennon to piss off and rightfully so and I like that he refused to bow down to such bullsh1t as it shows strength of character.

I know I wouldn’t have gone along with any of the jiggery poker of last season where there wan coaching, no match analysis, no clue of tactics or positional awareness with a manger showing up reeking of booze every morning and two so call3d ‘coaches’ who spend all day looking at their laptops, both of whom, it’s now clear, will be Postecoglou’s backroom team for this season.

No, Griff is not and never has been the problem, he’s just the symptom of the rotten corruption playing out by the board within the walls of our club.

Strachan, Kennedy & Postecoglou with half the team gone …

What could possibly go wrong ..?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Only Ajer played as a professional last season, Mike.

Griff, for all his health issues, basically told Lennon to fvck off and rightfully so and I like that he refused to bow down to such bullsh1t as it shows strength of character.

I know I wouldn’t have gone along with any of the jiggery poker of last season where there wan coaching, no match analysis, no clue of tactics or positional awareness with a manger showing up reeking of booze every morning and two so call3d ‘coaches’ who spend all day looking at their laptops, both of whom, it’s now clear, will be Postecoglou’s backroom team for this season.

No, Griff is not and never has been the problem, he’s just the symptom of the rotten corruption playing out by the board within the walls of our club.

Strachan, Kennedy & Postecoglou with half the team gone …

What could possibly go wrong ..?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

With him & Broonie gone the only professionals left are Forrest & McGregor and even the latter was two yards off the pace all last season and is scared to either make a tackle or pass the baw forwards.

So that just leaves Forrest then …

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Only Ajer played as a professional last season, Mike.

Griff, for all his health issues, basically told Lennon to piss off and rightfully so and I like that he refused to bow down to such bullsh1t as it shows strength of character.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

I know I wouldn’t have gone along with any of the jiggery poker of last season where there wan coaching, no match analysis, no clue of tactics or positional awareness with a manager showing up reeking of drink and two so called ‘coaches’ who spend all day looking at their laptops, both of whom, it’s now clear, will be Postecoglou’s backroom team for this season.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

I would have refused to take part in that total lack of professionalism at my workplace too where the team was deliberately nobbled in advance with the departures of Gordon, Lustig & Hayes.

I knew right there that the Tory Masonic board were helping out their fellow Masonic Brothers at Ibrox right there.

No, Griff is not and never has been the problem, he’s just the symptom of the rotten corruption playing out by the board within the walls of our club.

So it’s Strachan, Kennedy & Postecoglou as manager & coaches with all our best players gone …

What could possibly go wrong ..?

bgbhoy
2 years ago

where was the strength of character when he was getting banned from all the bookies in dundee/broughty ferry?

or when he was driving around in his car doing his ‘training’ during lockdown and having the gps on the passenger seat?

the guy is a disgrace and we need rid, now

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

I reckon his strength of character was taking a rest till the clowns causing his distress were gotten rid of.

But with Kennedy & Strachan still there, well, maybe you’re right, but I’d get rid of those two disgraces first.

When did either do them score 40 goals in one season for Celtic?

All they’ve ever done was embarrass us.

bgbhoy
2 years ago

agreed they need out the door but they wont be costing us anywhere near what griffiths does

hes been living off a good season and a half for 4/5 years now

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

How do you know what his wage is?

And 123 goals for Celtic isn’t exactly one and a half good seasons, that’s up there with Henrik & Bobby Lennox.

Your ire against Griffiths, understandable though some of it might be, is overall largely misplaced.

What sensible manager would get rid of the only proven goal scorer in the squad, who, as even further motivation, has a point to prove and with club records to aim for?

If I told you some of the things some other players have got up to down the years Griff would seem like a choirboy.

bgbhoy
2 years ago

the guy has a mouth on him re money

his brother also had it all over twitter and one point

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

How much did we pay for him again ..?

I’d say we got way more than our money’s worth and still might yet.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Just over a million …

Try doing that now.

https ://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/leigh-griffiths/profil/spieler/45611

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Lawwell was the biggest wage thief of all, every member of that board are.

What did those cvnts ever do for the fans or the team?

Not a damn thing but Take, Take, Take while letting every Masonic scumbag in Scotland kick our players off the park.

It’s no wonder everyone wants away and now the one guy who openly states that wants to stay and fight for his place and play for the jersey is the one being berated?

Youve your priorities all wrong, lads.

Get rid of Griff and it’s Ajeti with his own pie munching paunch to replace him, guaranteed.

And I know who I’d rather have in my team when it comes to goal scoring.

Mike
2 years ago

That’s a completely different question in it’s entirety. Last season the club was run shambollically. Some of the decisions Lawwell and his crony’s made was beyond belief, decisions on new players coming in, or reappointing the manager in the Hampden changing rooms. They squandered money on an industrial scale, no argument there. But the thought of wasting more money on someone who lets his team-mates, and the Celtic supporters down, is not acceptable. He has been at the club for years and his scoring rate has dropped off a cliff. he can eff off and let someone who will be professional take his place.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

And then embarrass us even further by regaining his form for his new club and humping us at home again?

I’d rather have him on our side than against us but of course we’re all free to think what we like.

Mike
2 years ago

Well, of course debate is healthy. But it’s more than likely that he is on a downward spiral, more than him have left us and gone downhill, thinking about Riordan and others. You would expect footballers to keep themselves healthy, fit and available, he did neither, IMO he has had far too many chances. What does it say to his team-mates, the pool off players that watches on and sees him not even keeping fit, its destructive to the group.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

We’ll see.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

Did Peter take a wage cut?

Dermot?

Bankier?

Allison?

The MP?

Did they fvck.

Griff was only looking out for himself & his family against a gang of corrupt Masonic liars, charlatans & thieves and was the only one with the balls to stand up to them.

All the other Scottish boys are meek gullible sheep who wouldn’t dare question why they had to take wage cuts when not one of the board did.

bgbhoy
2 years ago

i dont think the guy could even spell masonic never mind suspect a conspiracy

if he was that disgusted and wise to them then why is he in a public park trying to win a deal off us?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

You don’t need to suspect a conspiracy when there’s a clear & blatant conspiracy to nibble the team.

Then all suspicions have been confirmed as we all can see from the outside looking in, so of course the players knew what was happening.

And why does he want another deal?

That’s easy, bg, and I shouldn’t have to tell you the answer to that …

He still wants to play for the Celtic.

bgbhoy
2 years ago

well IMO he shouldnt be anywhere near it after the state of him the last 4 years

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

That’s fair enough but I’d give anyone who wants to play for the jersey another chance.

All the rest who don’t can Fvck right off, as they should have been told last season.

bgbhoy
2 years ago

he got a chance after all his carry on and came back a stone heavier

he got a chance after being caught singing racist songs in a hibs boozer

he got a chance after attacking one of his team mates in the tunnel

hes only trying as he nobody else will touch him

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

We’ll see.

No point us arguing over it.

bgbhoy
2 years ago

not arguing just disagreeing

its not like you were in the army…

bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

was that funny in your head?

bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

dont see what a republican army has to do with it other than the fact you cant sleep at night thinking about them

Bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

Aye that’s it’s.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

Ah marched wae the Tartan Army a few times.

BornCelt!
2 years ago

Caption – Griff pops over to Ange to help him see if his head really is up his arse. HH!

bgbhoy
2 years ago

noticed people on the diary having a go at eddy yesterday… why?

people wanting to offer contracts to griffiths who didnt go in once in 3 months dur9ing the lockdown when the rest of the scottish boys did?

get this clown so far to fvck

bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

didnt say that numbnvts

he is a professional football player however and was still the top goal scorer

they all wanted away from lennon and that is not disputed

anyway, the griffiths situation has nothing to do with you its not your money the club would be wasting

bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

must be killing you that your 2 heroes are having such a public spat

bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

so you are now smirking at celtic fans that pay money into the club to follow them?

never regretted a penny that ive spent following thme you moron but thats the difference between you and i

you are the gif that keeps on giving

Bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

Aye? I think your jealous. Ya see I know your situation ya daffy and I know this all just a jealous act

Now away back to your loft. Clown

bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

sad old man, forgotten by his government, acts the big man and had to leave the army as he couldnt handle it

sits in his house every day and tries to feel part of something, ripping out you

bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

haha, i know duncy everything that i need to know to know that its you thats the sham

and the sad thing is, you know too

bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

haha you have the same patter every time

what a sad life

im sure you have been busy today….

bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

im not the one who emails the site to have his posts removed and goes into exile every 4 months

bahahahahahaha

bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

says the guy who went out on night patrol with his english pals, conversation must have been mensa level

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

A perennial yawn right enough …

Admin
2 years ago

I can see Peter Lawwell but cant see The Nags Head!

PeteCon
2 years ago

Caption: Ange makes Eddie a contract offer he can’t refuse

BornCelt!
2 years ago

So the avenging Ange has arrived to sort out the mess Lawwell et al have caused. When Ange realises it is deliberate, that is when he will see the task at hand, a few rockets up the arses of the players, some confidence and a will to fight plus some additions and we’ll be fine. Honestly. It is the conning board he will have to bring onside. Our £50 voucher mentions we will be doing all we can to being success back to the club. If that were true, some £40 millions would be spent on the squad, dead-wood sent out to drift and the monies would come flying back in with a bigger stadium needed. The right players would mean Europe would have to stand up and take notice and from there not nearly as much to keep the squad tip-top. But no, the voucher comes as they hold back the first team hops shirt, hoping we spend our vouchers on the second top and whatever, realising full revenues on the main item when they know they cannot cheat us anymore there. When will those dim-wits stop taking us for idiots, no offence to out Presbyterian supporters, but the Catholic schools made sure we had the chance of a decent education and we can think for ourselves. I know you are pulling strings Lawwell while hiding behind McKay and your spies, Strachan and Kennedy will be passing back to you. And if 50,000 have bought their TV ticket for the season ahead, he gets away with it. The lockdown will continue while the state tries to force the vax on you all. HH!

2 years ago

Caption: After using the head only, the makers of the Godfather sold what was left to Celtic, they stated it would be a better option between the sticks than we already have

Terence Nova
2 years ago

Before reading the article I thought I might have to “fall out ” with you regarding Griffiths…but fair play to you…you said what I wanted to hear.
Just to clarify…I WAS a big fan of the wee man…but now I know what’s been going on…he can sling his hook any time he likes.
And I’m astonished that some polls are massively in favour of giving him another chance.
What’s the chances of a deal involving Nisbet …and Griffiths ?
There is no doubt that we are heading for a “water shed ” in our history….although that wouldn’t be a first.
I’m just hoping that Ange is the right guy and will turn our fortunes around on the pitch…but as for off the pitch…the Club has a long way to go to get the support’s trust back….if it ever does.
It won’t with me.
Res. 12 anyone ?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Terence Nova

Some polls ..?

Where?

Admin
2 years ago

Can anyone see a Celtic team centred aroudn Griffiths?
Can anyone say Griffiths has done anything to earn a rumoured £1m resigning bonus?

Eddy will probably go and he has worked for us so he would go with my blessings. Griffiths will just go and no-one will even notice.

We let folk like Lustig go because we wouldnt give them another year on their contracts…utter fucking idiots when it comes to contracts it seems.

bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

he is a pollution and a scumbag to match

a racist degenerate gambler with a substance abuse problem

aye sign him up for another year what the heck…

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

It was deliberate, Desi, ffs, have you never heard of Res 12?

They nibbled us so Sevco got the league win, the money, their fans back on board to keep the OF going to save the Sevvies from bankruptcy with another free shit at the CL, all lie they did with Rangers a decade ago.

Ffs, man, I can’t believe that anyone would think otherwise, far less a blog admin, and even far less THIS blog admin.

I called what they were gonna do on this site and others many years and that’s exactly what they did.

bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

AP already? to go with ‘lenny’ and ‘ronnie’

the second you praise this clown of a manager is the second the rest of us know for sure he is a dud

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

If we rearrange the letters of the 3 managers mentioned we get the term
‘Perennial Yonn’ …

As in ‘Yawn’ …

And it was tae.

SteveNaive
2 years ago

Caption
‘ Is this where you sign up to audition as a Scotland forward ?’

That was me yesterday on Eddy Bgbhoy and I agree with you on Griffiths.

Bognorbhoy
2 years ago

Caption …
Last time I say that foghorn leghorn runs about like a headless chicken…

San Miguel
2 years ago

Bit harsh on Ajer -as he’s not really a defender is he ? I wonder where he will be playing in 5 years time , it won’t be Celtic.

And as for the Lennon/Griffiths stuff, theres more deflections in there than the Sevco goal tally last year.

If either of them told me it was going to rain before I went out , I would put sun cream on.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  San Miguel

5 year?

I doubt he’ll be playing for Celtic in the next 5 minutes.

Woof Charlie
2 years ago

Caption: Racehorse owner Leigh Griffiths demonstrates the results of a year spent pulling the heed aff it.

2 years ago

A fit Leigh Griffiths will be like a new signing.
Rather have him in the team scoring for us than outside scoring against us.
Ange will give him a deserved chance; and I say, Good!

bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  Nickybhoy

oh jesus

give someone 4 year to get fit aye?

you buzzing for the celtic view getting back to print?

Binkabhoy
2 years ago

Caption: Celtic get response to Hickey transfer offer

pilsbury dough bhoy
2 years ago

Caption:
“Police announce search for Shergar nearing completion”

Cortes
2 years ago

Crazy Horse sings “We’re mental, we’re Crazy, we’re aff wur f***ing heids”

Cesar
2 years ago

The winner of the Scottish Grand National is One Trick Pony who won by a short head.

R.St.Parsley
2 years ago

Caption:
Shane Duffy heads for knacker’s yard at end of loan period.

Owen Mullions
2 years ago

Caption:Neil Lennon fails job interview at safari park when it’s revealed he still can’t tell his horse from a zebra.

Cartvale88
2 years ago

Caption
Griff’s latest purchase is parked next to his Moby home.

Lennon and Griffs a marriage made in hell. At least Neil is away but Griff’s should go to, irrespective of the goals he has scored since Lockdown he has been a chancer. Should be moved on, along with the Strachan’s and JPK

charlie
2 years ago

any tips fur the euros am gon fur italy v germany final wae the germans winning it on accounty thum only fookin aboot in the group games immobile or havertz fur tap scorer ////////////////////and nae bettin iff ye canny afford it ffs heh heh

2 years ago

Griff should be shown the door,had his day time to fuck him off.
The decision by the sfa recently,and how they deemed Gilmour the only player who needed to isolate, showed what Celtic were up against last season..
No second chances for us, reserve team ordered to play after Dubai, 3 match ban for Bolingoli , Christie banned from the sevco game.
So yes we were poor last season, but the authorities seized their opportunity to punish us as best they could.
We aren’t as bad as some would have you think.
Good luck to Ange, get rid of the dead wood and get on with the job.
Here’s to another title HH

Andrew Coyle
2 years ago

CAPTION,After buying a horses arse for a striker last season,Celtic try a new route

Andrew Coyle
2 years ago

Now is the time that big Ange turns men into BHOYS

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Andrew Coyle

He’ll need to find the men first.

bgbhoy
2 years ago

figures you read that

bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

haha william?

remember theres a good 5 or 6 on here thats sat with me at games and in bars, admin included, they know who i am

nobody knows you and your reasons for posting

you dont even support us

bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

man talk? like being ready for iran invading? hahahahahah

Bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHaha

Amazing

Bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

So you are sitting there in your house in Lancashire, ready for a ground invasion by a foreign power? What you going to do exactly?

henkesdreadlocks
2 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

Why bother conversing with this nonentity. A strange individual and a proven liar. If you want to listen to an arsehole, just have a right good fart.

bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

hahahahahahahahahahahah

id suggest that its you that needs to get a life, sitting in the house ‘prepared’ for an invasion

hahahahahahahahahahaa

bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

hahahaha

‘prepared’ for an invasion

hahahahaha

what you gooing to do when 4 guys are coming at you with AK’s? take them out with your bare fists?

hardman

bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

long term reserve list?

i thopught you paid to get out as you didnt agreee with it?

why would you then go on a reserve list?

bgbhoy
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

uh huh ok im sure

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

Shame the teacher can’t spell ‘Is’ …

😀

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Don’t lie, Duncan.

God’s watching.

Iancelt67
2 years ago

Police horse waits patiently as his partner has 40 winks back at the ranch

Dziekanowski's nightclub child
2 years ago

Caption: the other part is on Lawwell’s bed

TicToc
2 years ago

Caption: Peter Lawwell’s horse has to look the other way when Peter describes himself as a Celtic supporter.

Iancelt67
2 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

As much as I like lennys recent disclosures of what transpired behind the scenes I think he is embarrassing himself. He wants to say more but picking on Griffiths is downright shameful. He is obviously bitter. Out with it then! Tell the fucking truth warts and all or shut up

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

He should talk about Lawwell, Desmond & Bankier The W@nkier’s roles rather than scapegoating Griffiths.

Now THAT would be far more interesting to listen to.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

Winner by a nose! 🙂

The Cha
2 years ago

Both lennon and griffiths were total disgraces last season, so lets not pick a winner between them and lets hope its soon good riddance to bad rubbish of both of them.

griffiths has been a wage thief for the past 5 seasons and was totally unprofessional in getting fit to be available when needed.

Not just last season, as well, how many times did Rodgers tell him to get fitter, if he wanted to be part of the team?

He didn’t listen once, unless he was put in the team, he’d swing the lead.

We raised the bar substantially 5 years ago with first Mousa and then Eddy, who along with Brown and Forrest were the top performers of the Quad Treble years.

griffiths has neither the talent or professionalism to fit in that company, so what’s it to be, try to rediscover that or settle for a continued downward spiral?

As for Taylor and Welsh being better than Ajer and Jullien, dearie me, can I have some of what you’re on, whether prescription or off-script.

Caption: “Not heard from Mr Ed lately”.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Caption:

The Celtic board cuts off its head to spite its face.

Andrew Coyle
2 years ago

Winner

Mike
2 years ago

Griffiths deserves to get roasted for his unprofessional behaviour and so did Lennon. That unedifying picture of him in Dubia lying on a sun lounger while drinking beer was almost as unprofessional as Griffiths. His weight too must have ballooned, you could see it on his beer belly.
It must have been an EBT pin badged journo, who sent up a drone to get his exclusive pictures. But you never ever hear or read anything unedifying about Gerrard, because it’s that double standard that rules the Scottish press. Does Gerrard ever go on holiday? and if he does so, where are the pictures of him? Covid breaches are amplified when it is Celtic players committing the bad behaviour, but never them. Throughout our existence Celtic FC have alway’s been treated differently our standards are alway’s judged more negatively, by the institutional press, if there was a golden badge awarded to commentators then the Golden EBT badge would be won by the Scottish press. Since 1888 until 2021, Celtic have been treated unfairly by a biased press, slam the door shut on them, keep them at arms length, produce our own press releases, they are not friends of Celtic.

Woof Charlie
2 years ago

Caption: Shergar agrees to an an anonymous interview about his conversion to republicanism.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

So the Sevvies celebration vid inside Ibrox was ‘edited to include sectarian language’, Morelos is off to Porto ‘with Rangers (sic) demanding 15-20 million’ and Dom McKay is ‘just off a call’ with wee Jimmy Krankie to let supporters back in the grounds just in time for the Season Ticket cut off date, which happens to be today …

Now you might call me cynical but I’d like the public to hear ‘the original recording’ the cops claim they heard, see the final fee for Lardarse Charlie and hear what was actually said between wee Hoots Mon and Dom Och Aye The Noo …

Cos I don’t believe any of them.

That’s that BBC effect for ye.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

‘Hullo Nicola! This is Dom Och Aye The Noo …’

’Who? Who? Who the fvck urr you?’

’I’m the new Celtic CEO and our season ticket deadline ends today and nobody’s buying them.’

’So whit’d ye waant me dae tae fi’ ye, pal?

Ye know we’re aw Huns in Holyrood.’

’I know, Nicola, but the thing is if we don’t sell a load more STs your favourite walking zombi…Er, fitba team, will lose that Old Firm frisson you guys have worked so hard to retain.’

’Right. And ..? Hurry up, Ah’m a busy wumman.’

’Well, if you can make a vague statement about fans getting back intae the grounds next season it might help tae shift a few more seats.’

’Well, that’s no gonnae happen, son.’

’I know, Nicola, but if you just tell me something as vaguely as you like I’ll spin the fvck oot it.
If you’ll pardon my French, ma’am.’

’Don’t call me a man, ya wee d1ck!
Noo whit d’ye waant me tae say?’

’Well, if I were tae ask if there’s a 50/50 chance o the fans getting back in that should dae it.
Jist leave the rest tae me.’

’Bit there’s nae chance, son.We’re cvnts lik’ that’

‘Aye, I know, but for the sake of this phone call and your beloved Sev .. Eh, Rangers, if I ask you are the chances 50/50 you just need say ‘May be’ and the cash keeps rolling in.’

’Cash keeps rolling in, ye say? Whit’s mah cut for the favour?’

‘Eh (fvck!) 2 points n a gammy?’

’Sorted! Ye’re awright, wee man. See ye next week for the gammy.
An Ah’ll send somebody oer for the 2 points on Monday. Cheerio.!

’Aye, Nicola, thanks very much … (Whit the fvck huv Ah jist got myself intae …?)

Mike
2 years ago

Lennon on Griffiths. “The 3 months off (during the first national lockdown) we opened the training ground. You couldn’t come into the building, but my fitness coach set up fitness training for the players every day. So you would come in, in groups of two and train for one hour a day – fitness work, every day. Callum – Broony – Forrest – Taylor – Hayes – all the lads that lived in Scotland. Griffiths didn’t come in one day, not one day during lockdown”. Then he goes onto question why he wasn’t picked for the Scottish football squad and you know the reason why…….

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Yeah, it’s because he knew it was all a load of bullshit.

Mike
2 years ago

It’s because he is a lazy fud, is what it is.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Aye, Lennon, ye mean.

Mike
2 years ago

Both! as well as the other culprits who made all the wrong decisions ad-infinitum, so they too must also accept the major share of the blame for last seasons eff up.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

How could anyone dislike the obvious statement that it would indeed be a long list?

Some folk round here are fvckin pathetic.

Mike
2 years ago

Who are these fvckin pathetic folk? Who are they ?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

They prefer to remain anonymous, Mike.

That’s what makes them so pathetic.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

It doesn’t bother me.

I just like telling them how pathetic they are.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

“Because of the smart financial management of the club over the years, we are in the best possible shape to capitalise on Ange’s appointment and bring back players to hit the ground running.”

Bring BACK players …

Not Bring IN players …

So we can expect to see Shved, Bolingoli & Bayo bavk in the Hoops next season then.

Might as well through McManus in for auld times sake, mibbe even Kennedy as well since it looks like he has a guaranteed job for life at Celtic no matter what happens.

I mean, surely his leg’s feeling better by noo …

2 years ago

Font of all pvish ^

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Monti

What is ‘pvish’, Monti?

Is that some Roman thing you just can’t shake off? 😀

Mike
2 years ago

Same as fvckin..

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

No it’s not cos in ‘fvckin’ the V prevents the message being binned whereas ‘pvish’ doesn’t mean anything.

Fixed that for ye.

Mike
2 years ago

It’s Russian, it means pish, fake news as in Vladimer.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

I wasn’t asking you.

I was asking Monti.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

And all Dom Och Aye has to say about red one ring with the fans is ‘We’ll reconnections once we get them back in the ground’, so yet another sly allusion to them buying STs, rather than making a clear unequivocal statement about earning our trust and proving how much we matter to them.

Just more meaty mouthed predictable garbage from our new right hand puppet to Herr Moustache and every time I see that little worm Bankier’s face anywhere I feel like personally marching up to the ground and throwing him out by his scrawny neck myself.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

*Reconnecting …

Though I’m sure the fans do have ‘one red ring’ thanks to paying the devil’s own number of £666 for that thorough shafting they took off the Tory Masonic board last season.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

There’s a reason they made you pay that Masonic devil worshipping figure for last season rather than 665 or 670 …

Anybody here know what that reason is?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Ah’ll gie ye a clue …

It’s a trick question …

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

So Lawwell stays at Celtic for another 2 years as part of the ECA …

However so fvcking convenient …

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

And Dom McKay throwing more hand gestures than arch Masons Tony Blair & Neil De Grasse Tyson combined.

2 years ago

Give it a rest you ya clown

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Good to know that ol’ Gringo magic’s still working on the fat chap.

Life’s just not the same without noising up Monti 😀

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Ah don’t know, Monti, ye dae kinda look like Peter Sellers …

No as much as Peter Sellers but still ye share something the gither …

😉

Woof Charlie
2 years ago

Celtic’s new manager’s first presser and Sevco sectarian video a fake on the same day. What a total coincidence.

2 years ago

Gringo, what is your game son?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Fitba, mate.

Whit’s yours?

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

And show respect tae yer elders.

Ah was watching Celtic when you were just another chip poke in yer Daddy’s eye.

Mike
2 years ago

Coo coo cashew. It’s very perplexing all these homing pigeons disappearing, perhaps its just a few gawn roon n roond. Maybe someones got a raised antenna and its emitting all these microwave signals. Bleep – bleep -bleep. Whose calling, its me Homer, Homer Pigeon, can I come in Mr. Burns, not unless you bring Madge the Cadge with you.

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

You’ve been watching too much Alvin Stardust again, Mike.

😀

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Anybody know why that tie they clowns wear is green & silver when the Celtic colours are Green & White ..?

henkesdreadlocks
2 years ago

Maybe it’s a PLC thing. They should be made to wear the Lisbon ticket pink strip colour of a couple of seasons ago in tie form. I’m sure one of the crazy gang of board delinquents must have sanctioned that atrocity.

portpower
2 years ago

The BS was brought out with Brendon and B-class Sparkys.

Only spoilt by a Lullaby. Bless a Chairman today.

I still say Ian Bankier is part of Sir David Edward Murrays coeternal trinity.

Grandiloquent .

El Gringo Machino
2 years ago

Oh, it’s a PLC thing alright, Henke.

The silver represents the money they’ve robbed off the support & the club.

From an official source, that.

portpower
2 years ago

Rare tyrian, your pins it all.
Mammy said to share.

Im looking forward to this.

Mike
2 years ago

Good luck Ange, your going to need it. Get rid of the slackers and the want away’s, there are some great players in the first team squad, but they need some help, get the right additions in and your half way there. Stick up for the club against the EBTers and f uck the Huns.

portpower
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

It`s sinister, good.

Mike
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Just play – Wispy for me.
The first time, ever I watched him play,
The sun shone from his magical feet,
and the goals that he scored,
Were the gifts that he gave,
Cheering smiling faces, what more could we ever say.

portpower
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

It`s a reason. Let.

portpower
2 years ago

Did Ralph no give the helium away? Who snuck in?

Ange, will you wont wear the pinstripe strip, and shall Port Power win the Grand Final?

2 years ago

Welcome to Celtic Ange!

2 years ago

The sight of that Noel Hunt Ian Bankier sitting there sipping his water wasn’t missed on me.
This clown should be next out the door!

portpower
2 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Like pulling teeth.

portpower
2 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Awe ffs, nothing goes past youse from the Northern Hemisphere. Even when the explanation of thinking twice. It is yet thought correct.

Hands up, who has a back alley to make out with a dark haired woman?

What would we be without a key? We`ll call it…

portpower
2 years ago

Save

portpower
2 years ago

Let`s ask. Do you wear ankle socks and where did you buy them?
Every man and his dog wants a game. Let the game be, please.

Beautiful.

portpower
2 years ago

A left winger. Don`t teach him to be anything else. Just a winger. Cause fullbacks get knackered and hit the post.

portpower
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

There is a what if to be. Fullbacks to to theirs. Why the need?

portpower
2 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Good tele.

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