Celtic Diary Tuesday December 29: Fake Football ?

Last weekend, we got free football, featuring Celtic and “rangers “, and it’s just occured to me that apart from presumably falling figures, it was a blatant move from Sky TV to build up the audience for this weekends game, which will be billed as a title decider.

 

When, in fact, the title will be decided in a boardroom again, on average points, with the Covid 19 pandemic reaching new heights, that only anyone with a bit of common sense could have foreseen.

 

With “rangers ” set to be missing a couple of key players at the weekend, the Scottish government has demanded an enquiry, and the SPFL may well decide on a winter shutdown , starting on Friday, especially if it looks like rain.

 

Even if Celtic do win the league this year, expect the narrative to be about how exciting it was, and how refreshing it is to have a new team, and club, though they might leave that bit out, challenging for honours, even of they haven’t actually won any.

 

If “rangers ” win the league, it will give Celtic’s much maligned board a chance to sell season books on the strength f regaining the title, although if the pandemic doesn’t go away by the end of the summer, and things have gone rather unsettlingly quiet about the vaccine, then there is little chance they’ll fool us again, whatever is at stake.

 

The other catastrophe in waiting , Brexit, and I’m still waiting for anyone to tell me any real costed and sourced benefit, could actually have a real and costed benefit.

 

With foreigners no longer allowed to come over here and take our jobs, there may be a possibility that young Scots will start to break through in larger numbers, and if they actually hang around to learn something, rather than thinking they’ve made it by moving to Englandshire FC and making a lifetimes wage in a few months, then perhaps that part of the game will undergo a rennaisance.

 

Hell of a price to pay for it, though.

 

There will be rules and regulations for  foreign players going to play in England, but as money talks even now lawyers and agents will be trying to work out how to ignore them.

 

Then again, if there is no football to play there is no football to watch, and this winter will prove to be a little more difficult than most.

 

Unless a full lockdown is put in place now, we’ll still be talking about this next christmas.

 

 

Away from all that, and tomorrow the hoops face Dundee United, and its important that all concerned don’t allow the hype of the Glasgow derby to interfere with preparation or focus.

 

 

Celtic now appear to have found the team they think will be more or less the first choice for the rest of the season.

 

Worryingly, there is talk that Fraser Forster will return, despite him leaving twice already for more money. We’ve heard its a done deal, but then again, so have you.

 

Paddy Roberts, that great deceiver of flattery has also been spoken of, mostly with reverence.

 

At the start of the season, the diary bemoained the influx of players who couldn’t get a game at their clubs….all of whom have now been taken out off the first choice list.

 

Lets not make the same mistake again in January.

 

Lennon has picked his team, for the love of god he needs to stick with it.

 

 

Off the field, and it seems the Celtic Trust have decided to emulate the board policy of ignoring criticism and hoping it goes away.

 

Resolution 12 is key to clearing up the toxicity of our game, and if the board say they will pursue it, they need to be seen to do so, and asked repeatedly to report on progress. Anything else is mere urination on our heads under the excuse that its raining.

 

 

half lamb half outnumbered..
@yossarian67

If you don’t see res12 as thee main issue needing answered in our recent history you haven’t been paying attention. The board need a club at ibrox which is at odds with stand alone statement from board a few years back. Never ever trust the board….

 

Celtic need “rangers “, or at least Celtic-and Scottish football-think they need “rangers ”

 

What they really need is a proper club to replace “rangers “, who replaced Rangers with a similar entity, and despite initially calling them out for what they are, the media and authorities , having waited until international eyes were turned away, simply reverted to calling them Rangers, and allowing, nay, promoting  the pretence that they were.

 

That alone shows you how much any of them care for our game, it shows how little concern they have for supporters.

 

With the right leadership and direction, those who will cheat and allow their support to be cheated will pay the price.

 

But , as Orwell wrote in Animal Farm,

 

The Creatures Outside Looked From Pig to Man and From Man to Pig and From  Pig to Man Again but Already It Was Impossible to Say Which Was Which |  Donald Trump

 

 

I fear that may be the case with our club…..

 

 

Yesterday, we had this…

 

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Puggy
 19 hours ago

Caption: Before another ‘outstanding performance’ quote the tongue is secured to the cheek.

Today…
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John McDermott
9 months ago

When you said we were going training, I thought you ment the gym! HH

Monti
9 months ago

Ralph,
Did you not make the move to Englandshire?

Sniff

TicToc
9 months ago
Reply to  Monti

TicToc

right now

Awaiting for approval

Reply to  TicToc
I’m actually disgusted.
Not necessarily by what I said, but why I felt the need to say it on a Tim site.
And, I forgot to say, amongst my abuse, those whom pretend to adhere to a religion, fucking clowns whom breed more for the continuing capitalist machine……. fucking clowns indeed. Fukk the pope, king billy, dj trump, piggy johnson, et al, ALL of the same, self-seeking ‘tribe’. Little King? FFS THINK about it! (and then anonymously vote me down without explanation)
Thanks to ‘Port’ for a recent comment which clarified my mistake when I signed off with (I previously stated was copied from another Tim, another site), FC not PLC.
It’s clearly not possible as the plc IS, like it or hate it, The Club.
TIME to reclaim it, as ours.
HH

Monti
9 months ago

Caption: Station PA: ” Due to adverse weather conditions, the 20:12 from ibrox has been cancelled, however we would like to reassure our gullible passengers that it is still a train”

TicToc
9 months ago
Reply to  Monti

If ah could, I wid’ve voted +++++++ on that M, it’s a brilliant, funny observation.
Ah gave you 7 ******* because it’s ma favourite number, ah was born, like James Forrest, on the 7th of July (7/7), but more importantly because Jimmy Johnstone made THAT number internationally famous, sought and never forgotten during his outstanding career and, maybe especially, when the Real Madrid fans applauded him too as he ‘ran amok’ in De Stefano’s testimonial when RM were going to show us “you may have won the European Cup, but we will master you and show the World, Real Madrid is Supreme.” Aye, nae luck, RM. We DON’T like the ‘royal’ in yer title. FUKK OFF!
HH For we’re all offtae Dublin in the Green, fukk the queen, where the helmets glisten in the sun (fukker son)…………..

TicToc
9 months ago
Reply to  TicToc

…..and my comment is voted down, on a purportedly Tim site? PTL fans?
Ach, life’s strange……but THAT is extraordinary.
Anonymously extraordinary!
Huv you heard of playing the ball, not the mhan?
Come out, you poofs, huns, yids and chinks, identify yourselves and prepare to fight….but, of course, you’re conveniently anonymous……just a collective, giant arsehole of a tribe.
Until we meet, love and kisses and don’t look a ‘gift horse’ in the mouth. TWATS.
HH

TicToc
9 months ago
Reply to  TicToc

I’m actually disgusted.
Not necessarily by what I said, but why I felt the need to say it on a Tim site.
And, I forgot to say, amongst my abuse, those whom pretend to adhere to a religion, fucking clowns whom breed more for the continuing capitalist machine……. fucking clowns indeed. Fukk the pope, king billy, dj trump, piggy johnson, et al, ALL of the same, self-seeking ‘tribe’. Little King? FFS THINK about it! (and then anonymously vote me down without explanation)
Thanks to ‘Port’ for a recent comment which clarified my mistake when I signed off with (I previously stated was copied from another Tim, another site), FC not PLC.
It’s clearly not possible as the plc IS, like it or hate it, The Club.
TIME to reclaim it, as ours.
HH

TicToc
9 months ago
Reply to  TicToc

Here we go again…..
TicToc

right now

Awaiting for approval

Reply to  TicToc
I’m actually disgusted.
Not necessarily by what I said, but why I felt the need to say it on a Tim site.
And, I forgot to say, amongst my abuse, those whom pretend to adhere to a religion, fucking clowns whom breed more for the continuing capitalist machine……. fucking clowns indeed. Fukk the pope, king billy, dj trump, piggy johnson, et al, ALL of the same, self-seeking ‘tribe’. Little King? FFS THINK about it! (and then anonymously vote me down without explanation)
Thanks to ‘Port’ for a recent comment which clarified my mistake when I signed off with (I previously stated was copied from another Tim, another site), FC not PLC.
It’s clearly not possible as the plc IS, like it or hate it, The Club.
TIME to reclaim it, as ours.
HH

TicToc
9 months ago
Reply to  TicToc

Ralph, Desi et al, allow me to say, yer wee vote up/doon without comment is a liar’s den. A coward’s den. A feral arseholes type of den.
NOT A REAL TIM’s place of honour.
So, expose yourselves, have the balls to challenge me, an old fart of similar age to santa……. ? Thinking of the Black Knight and his, almost departed victim, “come back, coward, I’ll bite your fukking legs oarf”
Remy Martin helps to alleviate my pain, it does not and can not obliterate it.
Any of you anonymous shitebags challenge me, I’ll be there…… but I’m not sacrificial, It’ll be fair, just like, em, Butch Cassidy and Sundance……………..
Fukk religion, ALL of it, just another……….brick in the wall?

Big Don Gazpachio
9 months ago
Reply to  TicToc

Lay off the brandy, TicToc, and folk might start taking ye seriously again,

Monti
9 months ago

Caption: ” Covid + Brexit = fuck this “

Mike
9 months ago

Equilibrium has been returned and the old order restored.One wonders how the P—y poster (remove the u (ewe) and replace it with an I ) who’s caption comment only appeared less than an hour ago could possibly win the caption comment? How can one possibly back Res. 12 – 11 and call out the cheating and then quite blatantly put an old favourite back as caption winner without scrutiny? Is there another 5Way secret Agreement running eTims? or is it nepotism? I will be putting in a FOI request.

Mike
9 months ago
Reply to  Mike

The players that Celtic FC just missed out on.
John McGinn.
Andy Robertson.
Diego Maradona.
Del Piro.
Pele.
Ibrahamovic.
Neymar.
Messi. The list is endless, but what a difference they would have made. If only Peter Piper wasn’t Pished Pickled and Puckled, they might have just donned the Hoops.

Puggy
9 months ago
Reply to  Mike

Two easy answers. 1. Despite changing names, emails, search engines, pants, gender, oil, my posts never make it through moderation and only appear when Ralph puts up a new post – you can see when they were originally posted, often one of the first. 2. My captions are a work of genius. How’s your Wednesday going?

Mike
9 months ago
Reply to  Puggy

That’s you all over, alway’s 24 hours late, you should change your moniker to ‘Flake’. I bet you will be waiting for the game to begin on Sunday @12.30.

Puggy
9 months ago
Reply to  Mike

Happy Easter.

Mike
9 months ago
Reply to  Puggy

Have a great 2020.

Puggy
9 months ago
Reply to  Mike

M’hon the EU

Mike
9 months ago
Reply to  Puggy

Save Our Soles.

Cartvale88
9 months ago

Caption
After 55 becomes a pipe dream fans show their stupidity!

Ralphie always look on the bright side, the Rankers are held together with sticky tape and drivel from their media buddies, most of whom are EBT holders. Lenny has made serious errors since the start of the season, but as last season he seems to have stumbled on a winning formula, it just takes a few draws, defeats and we will be breathing down their necks, they are serial bottlers under Slippy, think of Paisley. Only their buddies in the black so far have ensured their victories and the compliant Lawell who bends the knee to the Establishment

Mike
9 months ago

Meh – rry Christmas and have a brilliant 2021. Shaun and family supporting Res.11 – 12 and calling out the cheating. Thank’s to all on eTims for providing us all with a quality product at no small cost, and at a lotta, lotta time baa, baa.

shaun the sheep 3.jpg
Puggy
9 months ago

Caption: She’ll catch her death going out dressed like that.

Ringy
9 months ago

So that was the light at the end of the tunnel.

Magdalena’s Chestnut Gelding
9 months ago

Caption

Surely the airbags should be facing the train?

Iancelt67
9 months ago

Whatever you say. They are well on course for a league title. I’m surprised the bookies are still taking bets

Big Don Gazpachio
9 months ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

What pandemic, ya fud?

There is no disease so how can there be a pandemic?

Just watch the fvckin video, the Irish govt admitted it to the public that it’s all a con.

If you can’t see this you need to switch yer telly off and open yer fvckin eyes.

https ://www.bitchute.com/video/9IbspR8lpNR9/

Big Don Gazpachio
9 months ago

Do you even know what a pandemic is, squaddie?

It’s where the undertakers are so overrun that the bodies pile up on the sides of the road.

Where sirens wail constantly as another entire village becomes affected.

Where there are no frontline medical staff left as they all died during the first wave.

But what do we get?

A load of fear porn garbage out the media and all the front line medical staff taking time out to applaud each other and dance about the streets and make TikTok videos of themselves shimmying about the wards …

While the ‘thousands of Covid patients’ lie dying inside …

The hospitals are empty, that’s why they’ve the time to dance about and make cvnty videos of themselves acting like they’re in Studio 54.

Go and check for yourself, see how far you get in and if they’ll let you film.
(Security won’t let you past the front door but try it anyway.)

Most of the undertakers I’ve checked on are closed and I haven’t seen a hearse on the streets in months.

I don’t see any bodies littering the roadsides nor do I know anyone who has had this ‘life threatening illness’ (that doesn’t exist) anywhere on Earth and I’ve got family on four continents.

Nor do they know anyone who has had it either.

And do you know why that is, Yer Marjorie’s Imperially Brainwashed Soldier Boy?

It’s because there is no virus.

Covid doesn’t exist.

The Irish govt broke under pressure and admitted this last week, as you can see in the video I’ve posted above.

The only ‘virus’ doing the rounds is the made one up they keep screaming about on the telly which daft cvnts like you sit and lap up like dogs, like pigs at the swill.

Now away and wash yer ears out, Private McFudyin, they’re fulla fvckin shit.

Big Don Gazpachio
9 months ago

I see ye, Broxie

We know it’s you, Broxie Bear

Big Don Gazpachio
9 months ago

Did you watch the video, yer Marjorie’s boot licker?

The video where the Irish govt admit to an Irish journalist in writing that THE HAVE NEVER ISOLATED COVID and therefore COVID DOES NOT EXIST?

I know you didn’t, you brainwashed worm.

And I know why you didn’t too …

It’s cos you’re a shitebag, like yer idiot mate fae Broxburn that has the cheek tae call himself a Tim.

Big Don Gazpachio
9 months ago

Didn’t yer queen’s men teach you how to form phrases in response to questions rather than sending daft photie of tits like yourself like a spoiled wean?

Btw, you don’t even know what the word mentalist means, ya fud.

mentalist1
/ˈmɛnt(ə)lɪst/
noun

  1. 1. 
  2. a magician who performs feats that apparently demonstrate extraordinary mental powers, such as mind-reading.

You’re now dismissed, Private McFudyin, as the fud that ye truly are.

Bognorbhoy
9 months ago

Caption …
Does that woman know how stupid that is ? I mean really ? Being out in this weather without a coat …

Iancelt67
9 months ago

Caption
I’ll get up when Lenny resigns

Paranoid celt
9 months ago

The covid pandemic reaching new heights. I seriously think you need to start reading and listening to something other than mainstream media. Never in my wildest dreams would I have imagined celtic fans to be so susceptible to propaganda.
Scottish football is corrupt, Scottish sports media is corrupt, Scottish referees corrupt. Uefa corrupt. Fifa corrupt.
World economic Forum not corrupt
World health organisation not corrupt.
Imperial college of London not corrupt.
Pharaceutical companies not corrupt.
Tory government untrustworthy except when it comes to covid.
Don’t believe the main stream media except when it comes to covid.
Lies damned lies and statistics except when it comes to covid.
Recognising propaganda exists yet not questioning incessant non stop 24/7 fear mongoring.
Believing lockdowns work and not questioning why they need to be repeated.
Believe that masks stop a virus and not looking at case numbers since they’ve been made mandatory.
There’s actually no excuse any more with the amount of doctors, scientists, data analysts out there tearing the narrative and lies to shreds.

Broxburn
9 months ago
Reply to  Paranoid celt

And you are the definitive information source for everything right? You know everything so you can tell us all? Stop reading daft websites ( except this one )

Paranoid celt
9 months ago
Reply to  Broxburn

No absolutely not. I do continuously read both sides of the argument and that’s all I can hope other people to do.

Big Don Gazpachio
9 months ago
Reply to  Broxburn

You didn’t watch the video, did you, Broxie Bear?

Cos you’re a shitebag, aren’t ye, Broxie?

Too scared to admit that the media has hypnotised and fooled ye with that repeated use of one word.

Same as every shitebag here who’s too scared tae watch the video.

Your ego is too puny to admit it to yourself.

For as Twain said, it’s easier to fool a man than for him to admit that he’s been fooled.

And you fools are so weak in yourselves that you can’t even admit you’re wrong.

But wrong you are and the proof of just how wrong is in that video ye’re all too scared to watch.

Gang a fannies,

Paranoid celt
9 months ago

I did reply to you waiting for moderation

Big Don Gazpachio
9 months ago
Reply to  Paranoid celt

I’m only insulting the wanks with the bad who have insulted us by not watching the information presented to them, PC.

Most of the lads on here are open minded enough to judge for themselves but there are still fannies like Broxie Bear & Private McFudyin who seem to believe that it’s them who are the fount of all knowledge.

Even though they only get it off the BBC & the other arms of the Bill Gates media empire.

Happy New Year, boss.

Keep reading both sides of the argument and keep teaching these few clowns how to do it too.

Cheers.

Big Don Gazpachio
9 months ago
Reply to  Paranoid celt

Well said, PC!

Good to see at least one Celt who knows what fvckin time it is.

Share this amongst your crew and see how they react.

Irish Govt Officially Admits COVID DOESN’T EXIST.

https ://www.bitchute.com/video/9IbspR8lpNR9/

It’ll probably be a dumb muted silence as the cognitive dissonance kicks in but it’s a good exercise in how easily humans, at least the dafter ones, can be fooled by anything coming out their fvckin idiot box.

They closed down the entire world with one word then they made videos of the medics dancing about clapping like it’s fvckin 1999 while thousands of patients supposedly ‘lay dying’ in the wards and not one of these clowns thought there was something strange about that.

Good work, man, if we were in the boozer you’d be on the half’s all night for that.

Paranoid celt
9 months ago

Thanks its also nice to know I’m not on my own.
Thank goodness for bitchute. The amount of stuff censored on YouTube is actually quite shocking. Can’t have the proles seeing anything that big brother doesn’t approve

Uibh fhaili
9 months ago

Miss rangers 2012 helps to cover the tracks

9 months ago

Doesn’t matter what you or I think that they are a new club or not, they will and be allowed to celebrate 55 with the same gusto as we would gave had we secured the 10. When we were hammering them 5-1 at ibrokes it felt just as good no matter what they are called.
So let’s win tomorrow, and get set to take them on for it matters to me.
We’ve known what it’s been all about, it didn’t or hadn’t stopped us buying our season tickets or cup final tickets. We are as tonnage ad the board the sfa or anybody else.
We’ve had it too good for too long, the appetite wasn’t there for change as we feasted on success after success.
Now when it looks like we are about to lose a title we have to ho back to them not being rangers again.
Well they are, and I hope to God we fuckin do them on Saturday.
But tomorrow is more important for now. HH

9 months ago

RIP Phil O’ Donnell 13 years ago today since you left us.
They never die those that live in our hearts forever.

whitearra
9 months ago

Caption : ‘The Taking of Pelham 34b’

tony carlin
9 months ago

williamina asked her boyfriend/brother Billy if he could let her sniff a few lines

TicToc
9 months ago

Caption: Did you actually watch the Ross Co game (LC at CP), and most of the other shight we’ve had to suffer ? There’s always a solution……. go Trainspotting

Iancelt67
9 months ago
Reply to  TicToc

Beat them 3 times and they drop seven points. Fucking dreamland. But hey nothing wrong with a bit of dreamland

TicToc
9 months ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Lance, they’re 16 pts ahead of us and we’ve 3 games in hand. If we win those 3 games, they’re 7 pts ahead. Still with me? If we then beat them 3 times, we’re 2 points ahead and almost certain to do THE TEN. Dreamland? No. Statistics. However, I think we’ll struggle to do that, but stranger things have happened and I’ll try to KTF until it’s mathematically impossible for us. 3 pts tomorrow would go a long way to undermine the scum and set us up to at least fight with tooth and nail.

TicToc
9 months ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Lance, I replied but it’s Jew’s foreskin, offski!

SteveNaive
9 months ago

Caption…’ and now the picture round… name this Bob Dylan album ?

NL… we are not looking to sign a goalkeeper or add to the squad.

Bognorbhoy
9 months ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

It better be a slow train coming or there will be blood on the tracks,oh mercy I hope she gets saved

highseastim
9 months ago
Reply to  Bognorbhoy

Ralph, Sky/BT, etc will never suck me into paying their over inflated prices for sports, etc, anyway 9 times out of 10 you can pick most matches up online for free.

On another matter, I believe it’s just a matter of time before football has a “shut down”, plenty of games postponed this week due to covid, and it’s only going to get worse in the short term.

Puggy
9 months ago

Caption: The 5.15 to Brighton is delayed by approximately 30 minutes. This is due to a padded bra on the line causing a points failure.

SteveNaive
9 months ago

Spot on Bognorbhoy, and a very fine album it is.

Yoker Bhoy
9 months ago

Hope we get to see a decent game of football against the tangerine terrors this afternoon. I suspect United will go into this game in the same way as your Livi’s, Killies etc with a very physical and defensive approach. Their goalie is pretty decent but their defenders are clumsy big cloggers that have absolutely zero elegance tp their game and have plenty of mistakes in them.. Up front both Nicky Clark and Laury Shankland know how to poach goals although Clark has poor overall technical ability and Shanks has been far less prolific since he started competing in the top flight. There is only one very good player in the entire team and that is 23 year-old Cameroon international DM Jeando Fuchs. Whatever he might lack in technical precision he more than makes up for in combative qualities and high energy levels. An effective ballwinner and excellent in the air, this man never stops running and never gives up. It’ll be interesting to compare his performance today with that of our own DM Ismael Soro (if selected) as both men are right at the top of their game just now.
I’d have Taylor in at LB as he provides more stability at the back even if he has less flair and attacking attributes than Laxalt. Let our midfield diamond shine brighter and our deadly duo’s long-awaited and re-established partnership begin to really blossom. I see a fairly comfortable and routine win of 2-0 for the Hoops today.
Hazard
Frimpong Jullien Ajer Taylor
Christie Soro Turnbull McGregor
Griffiths Edouard
Jim McLean RIP.

Mike
9 months ago
Reply to  Yoker Bhoy

Liz Taylor at left back? now that is something that I would love to see. But please could we see plenty of hunger from our players, a determined statement of intent and plenty of Celtic goals. A bit snowy here, but sledging is real fun, making the most of it, before it thaws.

“Asleep at the Wheel”. They were never sitting or being upfront, no, they sit in the back seats, getting ready to mug the cabbie of his takings.

Yoker Bhoy
9 months ago
Reply to  Mike

Enjoy the game Mikey Bhoy.

The Cha
9 months ago
Reply to  Mike

If Liz Taylor’s at left back then the game’s gone for a Burton.

Mike
9 months ago
Reply to  The Cha

Boom!

Yoker Bhoy
9 months ago

RAR – Rock Against Racism. I hope the asswipe creeps that wrote yon disgusting letter, which was filled with putrid racist bile, to Kilmarnock team boss Alex Dyer get caught and punished for their vile and cowardly act.

Big Don Gazpachio
9 months ago
Reply to  Yoker Bhoy

TicToc’s made a good case for himself up above …

I’d be surprised if he didn’t get pulled for that.

Nearly as bad as mocking the aged with dementia problems …

9 months ago

Release the Soro.

Celts 5-0.

Bgbhoy
9 months ago

Time for the man upstairs to prove his allegiances. 4-0 Celtic win and any sevco non win thanks

TicToc
9 months ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

So ye live in a flat?

SteveNaive
9 months ago

Griff today means three in a week if he starts Saturday.

Bgbhoy
9 months ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

He has to start today and Saturday and ram my words down my throat hopefully.

Eddy is a different player when Griffith’s on his game.

Big call with barkas coming in

TicToc
9 months ago

Ach well, eTims has succumbed to the info-gathering scum, e.g. google/wordpress/akismet et al?
Ach well indeed.
Fukk religion, the new huns, the info-grabbers, the (netanyahu-type) yids…….
Question: On evidence, which is the most likely, santa claus, the tooth fairy, the banshee or god?
Aye, having considered it, that’s what I think!!! Effin Santa! (and, BTW port, me an’ Santa are roughly the same age, and ‘we’ both exist!, albeit in different ‘zones’)
Hail! Hail! Celtic, for that foundation which is currently lost.

9 months ago
Reply to  TicToc

🙂
Gday TicToc

PS: Did you receive the email from Alisha Wilson, telling you that e-Tims was all fixed?

PSS: DO NOT OPEN EMAIL. DELETE.

PSSS: Wheres me effin bike?

TicToc
9 months ago
Reply to  portpower

G’day Port and a big TF for the ‘Port’ Authority keeping us all ‘on the tracks’ (a la caption thingy)
Without you (whom I seldom comprehend in word, but do in deed and heart) and ‘charlie’, whom mibbaes uses too muchae his namesake?
Anyway, you guys help this old Tim to get through these hellish days, and Covid, unfortunately is NOT the worst of it.
Hail! Hail! to the broader Tim family, where e’r ye are, and wishing you all a Safe, Healthy and Happy New Year.

Big Don Gazpachio
9 months ago
Reply to  TicToc

Happy New Year, TicToc

TicToc
9 months ago

And you Big Don, and ALL at eTims, whether or not you’re on my Xmas card list!

Cole Burns
9 months ago
Reply to  TicToc

On evidence? A no-brainer God, of course!
Just look around you. Especially if there is a gorgeous wee grandchild lying in a cot near you.

TicToc
9 months ago
Reply to  Cole Burns

Cole, perhaps you’re unintentional “A no-brainer God” is perfect here to illustrate my point; if you don’t exist then clearly you’re a “no-brainer”. (sans a brain)
Thanks for that!
(and a Safe, Healthy and Happy New Year to you.)
PS, please, if you’re lucky enough to have a lovely wee grandchild, don’t fukk his/her head up with ‘god’, that’s the Jesuits ‘claim to fame’.
Let he or she grow up and CHOOSE a religion if they so wish, there are plenty to choose from……divide and conquer exceptional……Capitalists may be bassturds, but they’re not completely dumb, and, of course, god is on THEIR side???????

9 months ago

Get the eff out of the way Willy.

Yoker Bhoy
9 months ago

Much better organised look about the team than a month ago and far more consistency to our play. Three cracking goals to enjoy with Dundee Utd offering very little. The odd little defensive lapse aside, another decent performance and I feel we are in with a pretty good chance of getting something on Saturday. Soro and Turnbull (the new breed) definitely have to start. The worrying sight of Christopher Jullien getting stretchered off soured the day a bit. Hope it’s not too serious.

TicToc
9 months ago

FFS, 3-0, what flattery! And another 5 subs? WTF?
I suggested recently we needed to take 6 pts from our next two games (now 1 game) and score a similar amount of goals. Okay we’ve kinda done half of that, BUT….play some of that crap on Saturday, we’ve lost THE TEN.
Unac-fucking-ceptable.
Hang Lawwell by the balls from the Kingston Bridge (if he has any), he’s the fukken ‘architect’ of a ‘vibrant’ Old Firm (deceased) instead of being the man who showed up Scottish football for the masonic fukking dump that it IS. And if Lawwell’s not a ‘brother’? WHIT?………. he should be dragged, screaming and bawling from CP and given to the most violent, starving dogs available. I kid not.
They’d be ‘kinder’ than I would, as I’ve said for over a decade. PTL – Bull’s eye!

TicToc
9 months ago

Here we go again…..”Awaiting for approval”…… FFS!

9 months ago

Solid enough and good movement.
Big call for Lenny on Saturday.
Taylor for Laxalt would be the change for me. Although Laxalt is good at going forward he is caught out too much and doesn’t get back
Tavernier .would have a field day against him.
But the bhoys are coming to form just at the right time.
All the best to all on here when it comes. HH

9 months ago

Where were you when Soro set the heather on fire?

Good game Bhoys.

TicToc
9 months ago
Reply to  portpower

If the Hibees hadn’t gotten there 1st……..brilliant as it was in the SC final against the scum in 2016 which saved our blushes, I’d be advocating Sunshine on Leith by the Proclaimers in terms of # Soro, Soro, Soro, Soro-o-o#, regardless if the huns, admit that they’re scum, we’ll do The TEN in my life and your life…..Yeah, yeah yeah YE-AA-HHH, do de do de doo…………

Big Don Gazpachio
9 months ago
Reply to  TicToc

‘Heathen’ would have been better, Port.

But you’re good at what you do despite the effects of walking about upside down aw day 😀

Happy New Year, bud.

Big Don Gazpachio
9 months ago

How can ‘the Covid 19 pandemic’ be ‘reaching new heights’ when the Irish government admitted to the public just last week that Covid DOESN’T EXIST?

https ://www.bitchute.com/video/9IbspR8lpNR9/

You didn’t watch the video for proof of this, Ralph?

They have no evidence of its existence anywhere on Earth and without a pathogen isolate you simply cannot have an effective vaccine as there is NOTHING for the vaccine to compare itself against …

It’s all bullshit, mate.

And you need to have a good think about that.

TicToc
9 months ago

BDG, I actually watched the wee video you put up and I believe it should come under ‘Fake News’ as it’s almost certainly just that, “Fake News.” (if only the clowns whom voted you down previously would take the time to explain their rationale???????)
My brother-in-law works on the ‘front line’ as a Consultant (Physician) in Intensive Care just outside London. He has taken the vaccine, and with the evidence and knowledge that perhaps only someone in his position can acquire, I trust him and will follow his advice (if/when available).
It may be wise, prior to throwing unproven stuff ‘out there’, to do some research and be able to justify your, as yet, unsubstantiated short video. Thanks.

TicToc
9 months ago

BDG, I attempted to give a truthful and reasoned response to your comment. It’s gone to ‘Intensive Care’ (Awaiting for approval).

Big Don Gazpachio
9 months ago
Reply to  TicToc

Great but truth & reason don’t seem to go down too well here, TT.

Did you watch the video?

Big Don Gazpachio
9 months ago

That’s two alleged ‘Celtic sites’ mocking the weak, the aged, the infirm and the dead in two days.

So, Ralph, since you work for Amazon, tell us …

Whit the fvck has gotten intae youz?

Big Don Gazpachio
9 months ago

Did you & Bobby get first dibs on the jab or whit?

9 months ago

Grab a gravity inversion table and well both be walking on sunshine cometh the 2nd.

Happy New Year Big Don Gazpachio.

For tonight I am going to see what all this getting steamin malarkey is all about.

Happy New Year Ghirls and Bhoys.

Enjoy.

Big Don Gazpachio
9 months ago
Reply to  portpower

Slainté, Port.

9 months ago

Tom Jones ***Help Yourself*** – YouTube

That is the whistle blown.

I shall raise a glass to one and all. Slainte.

Iljas Baker
9 months ago

Good performance. For Saturday I would have Barkas, Taylor for Laxalt. Ajer at right back and Frimpong midfield with Soro, Turnbull and Calmac. Eddie and Griff up front. Centrebacks? Depends on who’s fit and not much choice. I’d go with Jullien if fit and risk Duffy otherwise Bitton and Duffy. I hope they spend the whole of Thursday practicing dealing with high balls. Brown, Christie and perhaps Rogic after 60 minutes. Not overly confident but not lacking in confidence either. If they fight for the ball we can win.

9 months ago
Reply to  Iljas Baker

I`d play Christie for his engine on their left bye line. If he takes the ball and not the man and throw in a bit of close ball control, he will progress to the next level within his game. Where ever that of where he will wonder.

Put him down for a sweet goal.

9 months ago
Reply to  Iljas Baker

A reply takes you to -1 Iljas.

If you back Borna in the corner, make sure you have long shin pads on.

The difference in a game is that they of those know that within any game they are a protected species.

Push the referee with his decisions

What is Neil Lennon`s wingspan?

TicToc
9 months ago
Reply to  portpower

Regarding your final sentence, I’ll guarantee it’s longer than John’s.
Ain’t sick humour grand? Eh, charlie?

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