It looks very much like Celtic will announce a couple of new additions this week, possibly as early as today.
David Turnbull at £2.75m plus add ons is all but done, Aaron Hickey has decided he wants to snub Bayern Munich to return to Celtic now Kieran Tierney is out of the way…this one is important in that he will be classed as a club trained player for the European squad…Shane Duffy’s mates are telling anyone who will listen he’s heading north, and there’s still whoever it was at PSG Lawwell wanted to borrow with a view to buying to consider.
And the marquee signing ?
Well, Lionel Messi is still available….but there are worries that he’s too wee for the rough and tumble of Scottish football.
Though it might be Rodrigo Riquelme, if the spanish media is to be trusted more than the Scottish equivalent. To be honest, we can be fairly sure it should be.
Tomorrow night the European adventure continues with the visit if Hungarian champions Ferencvaros.
They’ve got a defender called Frimpong as well, which is about all I know about their current team.
Their full name is Ferencvaros Torna, so let’s hope the headlines on Thursday are along the lines of Ferencvaros Torna New One, but since no one in the SMSM knows that, it’s unlikely.
Celtic had no problems in overcoming Reykjavik on the previous round, but this will be a lot tougher, although there doesn;t appear to be anything specific to worry about, and as long as the players are up for it, and there are no calamities around concentration, it should be a winnable tie.
However, they cannot and should not be underestimated, especially given Celtic’s capacity to shoot themselves in the foot on these occasions, and it looks like Nir Biton and Hatem Ebn Ahmed will give us that little bit of composure at the back, which whilst not ideal, will do at least until we get a couple of proper defenders in.
Hatem is on record as saying that Neil Lennon trusts him in the big games, and in fairness he is dependable, though I can;t help wondering why he’s not a permanent starter.
Scott Brown is a bit of a worry, not because he’s not capable, but because there is something missing this season, even at this early stage. He’s not quite where he was before lockdown, but this could be something as simple as he needs the atmosphere to kickstart his own aggression, and maybe thats all it is.
Perhaps we could get someone to shout at him for a change to get the fire burning.
Then again, with players still able to be added to the squad, and knowing that Lennon is not averse to chucking people in at the deep end, maybe someone else will be here in time for the game.
One player who probably won’t feature is Kris Ajer, and although it’s only tittle tattle that he wants away, it’s worth remembering what his agent said in March…
“He will not extend his contract with Celtic and will leave this summer.
“There are several clubs who are interested, but I can’t go into their names.
“There are many who have followed him for a long period.
“There are also clubs who would like to have him, but who cannot afford it. There is generally great interest in Kristoffer.”
Curiously, the Liverpool Echo is linking him with a move to Liverpool, and their guys are usually spot on where rumours are concerned. One of them, if you recall, was quite keyed up on the Tierney to Everton move, and was immediately granted honorary pish stained status while all that was going on.
Like we said yesterday, Lawwell would not authorise the spending we are seeing just now if he wasn’t certain the money was coming back with a massive profit.
Meanwhile, the car crash that is Alfredo Morelos continues…with a car crash…
Morelos, touted as a 20…30…40 million player in the papers by all who gorge on lamb is now an isolated and unwanted figure at ibrox. They won’t get anything like what they want for him, and there seems to be confusion over what to do with him.
It’s a problem of their own making, as when they were hyping up into the most lethal thing to come out of Colombia that isn’t sold on street corners, they failed to take into account the effect it would have on him.
And it’s destroyed him.
He’s not an asset any more, he’s a liability, and any potential suitor would look at what else they could get for their money, and there are many more attractive prospects out there.
Having made an arse of the Morelos affair, they are now doing the exact same thing with Ryan Kent, the man they bought for £7m despite him never laying a competitve game for his previous club.
So far, they say they have turned down around £10m from Leeds, although no one in Yorkshire has confirmed this, and they are expecting another bid of around £14m.
All they can really expect is a knock on the door from his agent demanding he is paid as a £14m player, and it may be , as with morelos, that they do give him a new deal, and the papers will tell us that he’s caught Rangersitis, and never wanted to leave the club he calls home etc.
It’s all gone wrong for Gerrard and Morelos so far, will Kent also begin the slide downwards ?
What do you expect when the media dismiss reality to sell their papers to the hordes ?
Jackson now refers to Morelos as a “rotten apple “, without the slightest hint of shame ….he was a major part of the campaign to hype and sell him, and now it’s all gone wrong, he’s helping to shift the blame onto the player.
Not only do they invent superstars over there, and ignore reality, they have also invented their own medals to make up for not actually winning any….
but, it could actually be true that their campaign to drag us down to their level is working, so maybe we should keep our own doorstep clean before commenting in the state of that of the neighbours…
Yesterday, we had this….
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Just a half pint please, I ‘ m driving.
Today….
Caption: Back when Bill McMurdo wasn’t the most repugnant agent orange.
Scottish journalist’s son starts work experience
Peter Lawwell evidence emerges that even as a kid he had short arms and deep pockets.
All there in their own.
they grey shorts were organised, covered and which shall be approximately.
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Ibrokes circa 2033
Turnbull and Hickey good acquisitions, but seriously need a strong central defender. As for Broonie, fantastic player but of the pace, should be used sparingly or as a sub, his drive could change games, but full ninety too long. Ntcham or Turnbull could hold his position.
The Buffalo saga continues wonder who would really want him, probably a South American club.
Don’t fret, it’s just an armless prank.
Comment – Unique styling to ensure comfort in the box and no chance of hand-ball as defenders arms are held in a natural position, the modern kit idea from castore with no-sleeves! HH!
I can see Turnbull coming in as an immediate replacement for Rogic with Soro and/or Luca Connell possibly becoming future replacements for Broonie if they can fulfil their potential. Riquelme would be a brilliant loan acquisition from Athletico Madrid but the main priority is still bringing in at least one new CB. Hope we can get Duffy through the door this week. Thoughts are with Pat McCluskey’s family at this sad time. Pat was a solid and dependable defender for us back in the day.
Turnbull has ginger hair.
Will no say all, Calum Mac and Forrest are examples, but loyal players such as Pat are rare these days! Thanks for filling the Hoops, Pat McCluskey. Best to your family and many friends. Would love to say rest in peace, know you are in the better place, but when I hear that thunder above, we will know you are not in a practise match! HH!
Caption: James Forrest warms up for the game
Finally Castore release a kit that would’ve ended elbows McCullochs’ career before it even started.
Good shout, and add Gascoigne, a hugely talented, cheating scumbag.
HH
FC not PLC
Caption: “Sorry son, nae place for you in today’s ARMy”.
World junior pocket billiards champion crowned
Caption: ” Can i go home now Mr Neely “?
Caption: The Reykjavik keeper warms up before the Celtic game
just an armless piece of fun for new sevco goalie
Caption: Stylish new sportswear from Morrison’s Nutmeg.
Caption – In the 1980’s, While the UK were pissing around with ‘Dolly the Sheep’, East Germany were busy, breeding genetically enhanced sprinters…
David Murrays twin brother, he got the legs Murray got the arms
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Shit Aussie super hero …boomerang boy…
Caption : lawell’s plan to clone James Forest don’t quite go according to plan.
I’ll drive your car out of the car park Mr.Morelos….
Caption :Oi Frank have you shit yourself , Not yet Ma, I’ve no finished.
Brilliant line Ralph tore a new one.
We need a real wake up call and our players to up the anti. The careless passing will cost us against good opposition it has to stop or we will get knocked out.
Had a laugh before. Came across some shoite from Klub 2012 re the fiasco of the new huns, new ‘tailors’, Castore. Not sure if it’s Dingwall that spouts for them but I’ll just cut and paste a couple of juicy bits that the illiterate cnut wont realise he’s finally put, in print, that Sevco, then TRFCL is actually “xRangers”. Good of him to admit it tho’. Here we go:
“Club 1872 has grown increasingly concerned over recent weeks as the scale of the issues with delivery of Castore xRangers products …..blah de blah”
So there we have it. “xRangers”.
And another paragraph, verbatim-ish:
“We firmly believe that all fat, dumb xRangers supporters want to continue to show their financial support to the klub through the purchase of Castore XXXL xRangers (the replica team), replica kit, but feel the cost of “just £495 (plus F.A.T.)” is excessive. We will however, as we’re staunch, fat and gullible in equal measure, stump up THIS year but “we’re no garranteein tae keep it up efter we stoap ra, er, em whit comes efter nein?”
Thanks for the laughs Mark, or whatever TF you’re called, keep fleecin’ yer mates and then crawl back into yer sewer and take the ‘writer’ of the ‘article’, that plonker Chris Jack from the ***Ibrox Evening Times (remember that Ralph?) wae ye.
HH
FC not PLC
*** Plagiarism alert!
Where
s if you dont turn up?The defense line at Celtic is the age and the speed of the Manager.
I enjoyed the 9IAR twice. There`s that.
The morelos car crash story has more holes in it than a colander.
Be lucky to get a combined £7 mil for both morelos and kent.
Its been obvious now for at least a week that the new narrative is morelos is trouble and should be sold at a discount price asap.
The gullibles keep on being gullible
We
ve those at their time telling if its now. Its no theirs when its all for now.Ayrshire inbreeding produces next star attraction for the Ibrox circus
Herald… ‘sell’ Kent, ‘offload’ Morelos.
Can a Celtic defender defend against a quicker opponent? Opposition fullbacks are getting younger,smarter and quicker.
Playing and standing through the middle, there is no excuse for a player to get the better of you.
Yoker,
Turnbull is no replacement for Rogic. ( who is ?) Different types of player. I’d see it the other way around with your one for one. Turnbull/ Soro for Brown, Connell for Rogic. Possibly.
Pish
Hi Steve, hope you’re good. Agree that Big Tom has a unique style so to replace him ‘like for like’ would be very difficult. However, Turnbull is clearly an attacking MF (16 goals + 7 assists for Well the season before last) while Connell is a natural DM. It’s possible that both players are adaptabe to perform other MF roles though.
They them huns`ll win the bookings.
Into
2 Liverpudlians doing homework next to Kenny and Dave & Co.
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cause its Wednesday.Her.
Europe before we`re in like Quinion?
Well worth for Glasgow to be Green,White,Red,White and Blue.
RIP Pat McCluskey.
My biggest memory of Pat was the 1975 cup final v Airdrie.
I had a great view from the main stand, being squashed in as supporters did the double shuffle.
Of course for my part I had the half bottles of whyte and mackay tucked inside my bobby washable jeans.
A lovely sunny day and the hoops dazzling in the sun.
Big Jock had rang the changes. Some unexpected but he was confident and we will win he said to the commentators on the radio.
Big Billy decided it would be his last game. He was carried mightly around the ground at the end of the game.
Pat was our penalty taker and put it away.
A 3-1 victory against the diamonds of Airdrie, in a gorgeous sunny afternoon in Old hampden Park.
Thanks for the memories Pat HH.
My first game at Hampden… saw nothing JB
Who beat the mhan SFA?
SPFL, lost on a train seat season.
Spot on Yoker.
Creeping back is The world’s first premium sportswear brand Castore`s discerning athlete door bell.
sevco pretty just FC.
What to one’s aspect of sevconian sensation of warmth?
Heat up in Turkey,India or China.
Too many young players are being sold off?
Could we get 2 bob for Scott Brown?
Id change him for someone in the morning.
SFA say it`s pixar.
Sevco shoots Alfredo in the Foote
Millions, 190- 1130 if run?
Debentures for seats at Ibrox who each spent up …And they were warned…revenue.
The ‘club’ physically… umm… were going to get paid first.(there is your Manager). Anyone else is at the back of the queue for 35 years.
Basically they can more or less forget their money. Said Mr Brady(no first name).
Professor David Hillier, from the University of Strathclyde Business School, warned;
“You are looking at cancelling season ticket holders’ contracts. You are asking fans to attend games when they have already paid.
Where shall we get a consortium?
Complex Lease in Milngavie, near Glasgow.
Yesterday was tears.
When Rod Stewart is pleading for you to go to Celtic and your brother tweets it’s happening……. Shane Duffy is on his way and Ajer is away.
Caption: Hamilton Accies deny that the state of their artificial pitch (see background) has produced limb deformities in youth academy players
Oh how sevco must miss their old bosses to help them out the shit.
Over inflated prices was no problem for souness buying boumsong for a stupid amount of money in fact did he not go for around 9 million when no one else was interested in him.
Was that also not the reason the London met police kicked the door in and found the ebt letters.
They needed the money to buy back Ferguson from Everton its funny how only one team and a manager in particular was willing to pay for a player who was signed on a free a few months before.
I have no doubt souness or smith would have paid the stupid amounts quoted to help their old pals out.
Even the scout who signed boumsong who was a bewcastle fan didn’t want him to go there as he knew he wasn’t upto it.
No masonic pals to call upon now.
Caption: Castor performing YMCA does not go to plan
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“Ma !! The washing machine has’ ruined my new R ng rs tap”. The badge came aff…
Caption: Castores YMCA music video does not go to plan.
Caption: Straight outta the Karius goalkeeper academy.
Has anyone heard from our Mike?
Is he dead?
He better no fucking be, he said i could get his watch & one of his tractors.
call me para but why are the shithooses alowing us to be first to let fans back in ……………..ther is a move on here …..you read it here first
Could be right charlie , is it so our fans are the first to break any rules ..?
I said it on here a few days ago Charlie. With the proposal of calling the league after 19 fixtures if another spike comes on something very fishy going on.
Just read that it was actually Celtic that proposed it but the scottish government have knocked it back.
covid 19 joint response group proposed it jimmy but the laptop loyal are saying it was celtic doncha jeest luv thur pain heh heh
Young William McGullabilly borrows his big brothers breeks to hide his embarrassment at having to return to skool wearing his Castore skool jumper wi the logos hanging off it.
The Day we have more left footers in the side is the Day we win it again.
I thought it was tomorrow.