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Celtic Diary Saturday August 22: Hiding In Plain Sight

Tannadice is on the menu for tea time today, as Celtic look to surge up the table towards the European places.  A 17: 30 kick off, according to the papers, which is unfortunate as my clock only goes up to 12.

 

Celtic will be without Leigh Griffiths, who is still having trouble with his calf, and Karamoke Dembele isn;t in the squad either, which may mean there’s something in the rumours that he has asked for a move.

 

Griffiths we can safely say will be out on loan as soon as he signs himself off the sick, with Aberdeen potential suitors. He might find his mojo up there, because he isn;t even looking for it in Glasgow.

 

Kris Ajer and Jeremie Frimpong will be waiting to see if they’ve been forgiven for their night out the other wekk, and if they haven’t, it’ll be the Israeli dup of Nir Biton and Hatem Ebn Ahmed who start at the back, with Chris Julien amd Greg Taylor completing the line on front of Vassilis Barkas.

 

Calum MacGregor is certain to start, but will Lennon rest Scott Brown ahead of the European game with Ferencvaros next week ?

Olivier Ntcham could step in to the role quite easily, or perhaps Lennon will rest Ntcham, allowing Brown to keep his place in the less tense matches ?

 

A lot of speculation has surrounded Brown’s contribution to the team, with those of a statistical bent putting his age, speed and passing completion out there , which in itself may suggest Brown is on a downward curve as he approaches the winter of his career.

 

Ntcham, if not sold this summer, is clearly next in line for the throne, which would then promote Ismael Soro…remember him ?…to the bench.

 

Sometimes you have to trust that the management are aware of the supporters fear.

 

Ryan Christie should start behind Oddsone Edoaurd, with Mo Elyanoussi and James Forrest working the flanks.

 

The use of Nir Biton to stand in for Kris Ajer highlights the need for a centre half or two before the window shuts. Shane duffy has been mentioned, and it does appear that this story has something in it, but thats not stopped Lennon from looking elsewhere.

 

Liam Moore, of Reading was on the list a while back, and he seems to have popped up again this summer.  Either this means there’s a genuine interest in him, or the p[apers haven’t got a clue who Celtic are after, and have just put this out there to fill a bit of space.

 

At the pre match press conference yesterday, Lennon said that Griffiths wasn’t going out on loan, Tom Rogic had been the subject of interest from another club..that was all….and that everyone was working away to secure the signings he wanted, whilst all the while keeping his fingers crossed under the table lest he be struck with a thunderbolt from heaven above.

 

 

Which Celtic will turn up ?

 

The swift , incisive free scoring conquerers of  Hamilton and Reykjavik, or the ponderous hungover team who struggled at Kilmarnock?

 

I’ve got no idea, which is why I suppose I’ll have to watch it.

 

 

 

There’s a video doing the rounds featuring on loan Celt Keiran Teirney in an interview with someone or other-I couldn’t make out their names as they tended to babble like babies at the start, but when Tierney starts talking, it’s an absorbing interview.

 

He talks freely and frankly about a number of things, and it’s worth a watch, though at an hour and a half long, it perhaps could have done with a bit of editing, especially at the start.

 

I’ve not watched all of it, not yet, and I’m guessing that a number of those in the media haven’t either, but, like me, i suppose, they have to comment…

 

Kieran Tierney is a Celtic hero and any fans who gave him abuse need to take a look at themselves

The left-back has opened up on the vitriol directed at him after leaving for Arsenal.  

 

David McCarthy in the Record found a negative aspect, which has the added bonus of taking a pop at Celtic fans.

 

He quotes Tierney talking about his hip problem, which was outlined in previous diaries…

 

“I gave everything I could and in the end I did myself in with injuries. I’d do it all again, every bit of it.

“I had hernias and fluid everywhere around the area. But I kept playing and playing. I couldn’t get out of bed. I couldn’t walk but I was still trying to play.

“I was taking injections every game, two of them and painkillers. I was done. I had osteitis pubis and it’s a bad thing.

“Jonny Hayes said to me, ‘My mates have retired with this, it’s really bad’.

“Tom Rogic had similar problems, he said, ‘What are you doing, ya idiot? Tell them you can’t play. This is bad’. But I said, ‘I need to play, I need to play’.”

 

McCarthy then compares the fans reaction to the reaction when Brendan Rodgers left, sensing a chance to further drive the knife into the support….

 

That was the level of commitment Tierney gave Celtic. And the fans loved him for it until the day he left.

Now he’s apprehensive about going back as a fan. Any ‘supporter’ who contributed to Tierney feeling that way should be taking a long, hard look at himself or herself this morning.

They’ve got previous, of course. Brendan Rodgers is a pariah in the eyes of many because he, too, left Parkhead for the Premier League.

The circumstances of the manager’s departure to Leicester were different in the sense he was accused of leaving Celtic in the lurch in the February of a season when Eight In A Row was still in doubt.

That left a sour taste but should his achievements be airbrushed from history? Not a chance. Rodgers was an unqualified success. Had he left at the end of the season, there would have been less vitriol.

 

 

A grown up commentator would have asked the question that sorings immediately to mind…why did Celtic risk the career of a dedicated young man who was plainly suffering from a debilitating problem ?

 

We covered this in the diary when it was happening, and there can be no doubt that Tierney moved because he feared he would not get the chance to earn the sort of money that would set him and his family up for life . He could have woken up one morning and found that he was no longer even able to play football, and in that context a five year loan suits everyone, as he also said Arsenal would give him the rest and treatment needed to make a full recovery.

 

 

When you think about it like that, it’s impossible to criticise the man.

 

 

I’ll listen to the rest of the interview later, and maybe he’ll even confirm that he was talked out of a move to Everton the year before and at least then the grief I got for mentioning it will have been worth it.

 

 

Still, it could be worse.

 

At least Celtic got decent money for Tierney, and its maybe pushed the price for other Scottish based players higher than they would have been previously.

 

Lyndon Dykes will raise £2m for Livingston, and the likes of  Aaron Hickey will help keep the lights on at Tynecastle.

 

Then again, some clubs are just taking the piss.

 

Ryan Kent, who may have to be sold by “rangers 2 so they can pay for him…there’s still around £4m to pay to Liverpool, half of which is due now, is on the market for “significantly more ” than Leeds have “offered “, although we have only Steven Gerrards word that there was an offer.

 

Having failed to sell Alfredo Morelos, which is a nuisance as they have already spent the money from is sale, they move on to Kent, who is apparently worth upwards of £10m,

 

Though I’m not sure how they have reached that valuation, presumably the same guy who put the £55 tag on some school jumpers with a badge on it was involved at some level.

 

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Add to that the fact that their captian, James Tavernoer Pen has also gone on record as saying he wants to leave, and again there has been a dearth of offers, and yet another disaster is unfolding at Ibrox.

 

One of their policies was to buy players, improve them, and sell them at a profit.

 

So far, the most they have raised is a six figure sum for Greg Docherty, who joined Hull this week.

 

 

Maybe that explains the merchandise deal with Castore…we hear they were the only ones to offer a deal that Ashley refused to match…and in turn the ridiculously overpriced tat that they are pushing on their support, who in turn are pushing it back to the shop for a refund…this picture is apparently the queue for returns yesterday….

 

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Ah, wait, no, it’s this one…

 

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Whilst it’s all a good laugh, its also a sign that businessmen think fans can be taken for everything they’ve got, and they’re being not only allowed to do it, but no one in the media is taking up the consumers case…

 

Then again, if they were to do that, they might have to mention these cases as well….

 

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Perhaps it would have been better to suspend this season.

 

It’s turning into a bit of a farce, and it’s only August.

 

All we need now is for the SPFL to announce that some shady Arabian/Russian ? Chinese business magnate is going to sponsor the league.

 

We go back to Thursday for this picture….

 

Beat The Bailiffs With The Original 3 Letter Process

 

 

Puggy67

Caption: Police raid Castore’s factory after a tip-off about a huge stash of Es.  

 

 

 

Today….

 

Steven Gerrard's Ibrox debut as Glasgow Rangers' manager ...

 

 

 

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CarllJungleBhoy
3 years ago

Caption: Gerrard’s attempt to emulate Murty’s backward somersault fails

portpower
3 years ago

Caption:
Instant scratch n’ win.

Paddybhoy67
3 years ago

Caption: They’ll smell that one back in Enfield.

Paddybhoy67
3 years ago
Reply to  Paddybhoy67

Anfield!

Morto
3 years ago

Caption: the fit of these Castore ‘luxury sports pants’ is terrible.

portpower
3 years ago

If we draw again at Tannadice who do I ask to vilify the side?

3 around that inflated thing at all times…

Celts by The Ranch 7.

3 years ago

Caption: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

3 years ago

Open Goal 90 minute chats.. I wish we could finish a podcast in 90 minutes!

portpower
3 years ago

Tierney talking about his hip problem…down the road groin problemos.

Refs not calling after the ball has left infringements. Or anyone for that matter.

Sancheto
3 years ago

Stevie G suffers the consequences after a serious session of smoke blowing up the arse with the SMSM and asks where’s the wind eze tablets are before his head is to big to get out of ibrokes!

George Lazenbhoy
3 years ago

Caption : are you a victim of polyester chaffing from high end brands?

Cesar
3 years ago

Every time I watch this lot my piles flare up something terrible.

Bognorbhoy
3 years ago

Caption ..
I close my eyes and count to ten

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wfBn5IJgP0o

Warriorthruandthru
3 years ago

I told you that Castore deal was bent!

Whitearra
3 years ago

Caption : ‘Ten million for Kent, I’m sh**tin’ myself’.

Bognorbhoy
3 years ago

Caption… Again ( first one had a link )

Altogether now …
I close my eyes and count to ten …

Una
3 years ago

Caption

What’s the fucking point

BornCelt!
3 years ago

Caption – Oh jeez. Will someone loosen the stitching, it’s way up my ars and there is no room for my head!

Cartvale88
3 years ago

Caption

Kent 10mil, his names no Clark Kent, Christ mee arse is itchy!

The peepul picture is that them lining up to get screwed again. Note that the unbiased media are ignoring the fantasy that is Castore OIL, But pouring lots of oil on the transfer fantasy.
Pleased to see the King at Barca, wish him well.
As for KT good luck to the boy. He is a true Celtic supporter unlike the Brenda.

Lalala
3 years ago

Shakin Steven

BrenCelt
3 years ago

Flippin eck, If I close my eyes and tap my shoes, this’ll all have been a bad dream and I’ll be back where I belong training liverpool U14’s

Or
Careful stevie lad, that this fart doesn’t become a shart

portpower
3 years ago

Callum McGregor (market value €60m) to weclome back Dundee United to the Scottish Premiership with the opening goal.

Ntcham, and he scores again.

SteveNaive
3 years ago

Unless Rogic has a serious injury problem then I’d keep him. No one else like him at the club or in Scottish football . Starting and lasting an hour or 79 minutes can be the difference as can coming on for the last twenty. Could be argued he would have helped find a way at Killie. Keep him this season.

portpower
3 years ago

Before the 5 minute mark,put the keeper on his backside.
Today`s the game a Celtic player gets booked for not being 10 yards away.

Seasonal add ups.

alzyerpal
3 years ago

Having already done the ‘Business’ with Wonder Woman, the bi-sexual ‘Invisible Man’ then attempts to slip one into Slippy.

Puggy67
3 years ago

At the risk of sounding like someone who doesn’t post on this site any more, cough, the fact that KT and then Calmac were breaking appearance records either meant our backroom team knew more about sports science than the rest of the planet or we were taking the piss. You read it here first and spell-checked…

Caption: Give us a job, I can do that.

portpower
3 years ago

sevconian adventures of Surelick Gerrard.

portpower
3 years ago

West Ham canny afford Paris Saint-Germain FC players.

3 years ago

Caption.
When u cannae stand straight
cause your faulty stitch causes a itch
Thats Castore
Thats Castore

Devoy45
3 years ago
Reply to  Andrew Coyle

Edouard could play up front with Forrest, Christie, Elyounoussi or Klimala. Why this one up front business again ? Keep Rogic. Keep Griffiths. Let Ntcham and Soro play sometimes. Letting go of Jonny Hayes made no sense. A good squad player who was always ready to give his best. Today.
Barkas
Elhamed/Bitton/Jullien
Forrest/Ntcham/McGregor/Taylor
Christie
Edouard/Klimala
4-1 to the Bhoys.
Let’s also see what Soro and Aleti (sp) can do.
We should now always be going with two up front. It won us nine in a row, why not 10?

3 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

“battering ram” are you watching the same Klimala that the rest of us?

Puggy67
3 years ago
Reply to  Andrew Coyle

Started a wee ditty on that tune yesterday Andy then got distracted by work.

henkesdreadlocks
3 years ago

Caption……….

Slippy slips and suffers a horrendous astore injury.

Bertolt Greinholt
3 years ago

Let me help you out with the spelling, Ralph, you’re clearly worsening by the day, are you sure you’ve been wearing your mask enough?

Or perhaps it’s been TOO MUCH and you’re getting hypoxia on the brain, you know, lack of oxygen, that stuff that not only HELPS US BREATHE but also, in fact, KEEPS US ALIVE ..?

Hmm ..?

Anyway, here’s how you spell the Celtic players names, all of which you’ve got wrong above.

And just about every other time you’ve tried to write them …

Vasilis Barkas Hatem Abd Elhamed Nir BiTTon Christopher JuLLien Odsonne Edouard, Callum McGregor

I slightly understand your dull confusion surrounding the foreign lads’ names, even though all it takes is a 5 second Google Search to verify, but CALLUM MCGREGOR?

He’s been at Celtic since before this blog started yet you STILL don’t know how to spell his most salubriously Scottish surname?!

Tut tut tut, Ralph!

That’s not a good look for a ‘Celtic Blogger’ (cough) at all, is it?

And you acting all sassy too, like a little bitch needing the heat pumped out of it …

charlie
3 years ago

bertold dry yoor fookin eyes yoo zombie coont and away and buy a few ae they dodgy hun class jerseys we make fur yees ha ha ha ha yoos ur the sheepul

Bertolt Greinholt
3 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Come again, boss?

I can see the El D has got in yer eyes and you’ve replied to the wrong part of the thread.

Better luck next time, bozo.

Bertolt Greinholt
3 years ago

And that’s BertolT, Charlie.

With a T.

Unlike El D.

Cheers.

Bertolt Greinholt
3 years ago

Ralph, you can Copy & Paste them for future reference, to make your life a little easier and so you don’t look like a dick by forgetting how to spell our own players’ names.

Add Klimala to the list.

Not ‘Klimali’, KLIMALA.

There ye go, man, glad to be of service.

Tyrone9
3 years ago

CAPTION
” eeee….got a castore trackie wedgie….never had that problem with mee kappa shellsuits”.

Cole Burns
3 years ago

Caption

At least, if we get beat today it will cure the constipation.

Pensionerbhoy
3 years ago

Caption:

“F***k, the “E”‘s falling off again”

H H

3 years ago

Utter pish

portpower
3 years ago

Phew.

Yoker Bhoy
3 years ago

Good man Ajeti, that was worth the wait! Well done to Christie also – he wasn’t having a very happy afternoon with a few shots badly off target but never gave up, coming alive at the end. Much of the game was frustrating as our attempts to bore through that packed defence became more and more desperate but in the end we got the points despite the efforts of that total cant Andrew Dallas. Their goalie played out of his skin. I’m sure we’ll raise our game at home against the Hungarians next week.

Morto
3 years ago

Packed defence or not that was dire today.
Somebody needs to tell our highly paid superstars that pre-season is over.

SteveNaive
3 years ago

‘Oh that’s bloody rubbish, Roy, bloody rubbish’
Brian Clough
Come on, we’ve got to be better than that !

Bertolt Greinholt
3 years ago

Let me help you out with the spelling, Ralph, you’re clearly worsening by the day, are you sure you’ve been wearing your mask enough?

Or perhaps it’s been TOO MUCH and you’re getting hypoxia on the brain, you know, lack of oxygen, that stuff that not only HELPS US BREATHE but also, in fact, KEEPS US ALIVE ..?

Hmm ..?

Anyway, here’s how you spell the Celtic players names, all of which you’ve got wrong above.

And just about every other time you’ve tried to write them …

Vasilis Barkas Hatem Abd Elhamed Nir BiTTon Christopher JuLLien Odsonne Edouard, Callum McGregor

I slightly understand your dull confusion surrounding the foreign lads’ names, even though all it takes is a 5 second Google Search to verify, but CALLUM MCGREGOR?

He’s been at Celtic since before this blog started yet you STILL don’t know how to spell his most salubriously Scottish surname?!

Tut tut tut, Ralph!

That’s not a good look for a ‘Celtic Blogger’ (cough) at all, is it?

And you acting all sassy too, like a wee bi-@tch needing the heat pumped out of it …

Funkyy
3 years ago

The rangers* team names are easier….all spelt “journeyman”.
Ralph, you know you’re doing a good job when one of them zombies comes on to criticize you.

charlie
3 years ago

ha ha poor bertolt the zombies havin wet dreams aboot ralph

Iancelt67
3 years ago
Reply to  charlie

David Edgar?

portpower
3 years ago

Ra ph.*

henkesdreadlocks
3 years ago

If Celtic do anything this week, it should be to ensure that little cvnt Dallas is not allowed anywhere near another one of our games.

Funkyy
3 years ago

Yep, you can see they all work from the same script. Pull back the free kick if Celtic are trying to break, waste time “negotiating” with the other team about whose ball it is, and do everything to slow Celtic’s attack down and eat up the minutes as the game edges nearer to the final whistle. It’s so bloody obvious and it’s only going to get worse, especially when we get closer to the top spot.

charlie
3 years ago
Reply to  Funkyy

celtic get a corner and yon piece a shit sees a foul as the cross cums in ……………..typical zombie his breeder will be proud

henkesdreadlocks
3 years ago
Reply to  charlie

It was that big animal Connolly who was fouling Jullien. Anywhere else on this planet it would have been a penalty.

SteveNaive
3 years ago

Bertolt, Bernie the Bolt, strong early contender for KOTW.
‘I don’t give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way’
Mark Twain.

charlie
3 years ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

ye canny gie knob ae the week tae sumdy who aint got a knob ha ha ha ha ……………………………………………………………………………………………………see wit a dun ther ralph thats ma caption entry

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  charlie

We`ve nae chance charlie. Like Mark Twain,aren’t we not ahead of their game?

Puggy67
3 years ago

That was poor. Not seeing the unified squad that gets us results and NL’s body language was worrying. Trouble at mill? Griffith’s, Bolingoli, Ajer possibly Nitcham and Dembele all with issues. Come on Bhoys the furlough’s over time for work.

Funkyy
3 years ago

And the guy that was getting digs here for being overweight makes and scores the goal that saved us dropping 2 points and having to listen to the Scottish media hacks drooling and ejaculating in their excitement at the Ayrbrokes mob increasing their lead at the top.
Well done that “robust” man!! lol

charlie
3 years ago
Reply to  Funkyy

griff is havin a wee rest we need tae make yon zombies think they are makin progres ha ha ha ha see wit a dun ther ………………then break thur dark harts its better that wayha ha ha ha aint celtic grand

Binkabhoy
3 years ago

Caption – at least I could stretch in the hummel gear, wouldn’t risk this I’m the cas ore clobber

Puggy67
3 years ago

There’s only one Al Ajeti
Puts the ball in the netty
He’s Swiss don’t you please
Loves chocolate and cheese
Walking in an Albi wonderland.

charlie
3 years ago

ralph wis talkin aboot extra terrestial fitba players the other day and seti brought us ajeti ………………………………………………….the mans a fookin prophet ha ha ha ha aint tims grand

portpower
3 years ago

Say what you want about the game but the referees know theirs-booking Callum McGregor early was a stroke of genius.

Asking for Scott Brown…
If Haha is a booking,
Is Hehe a red card?

P.S. Has Andy Walker awarded Albian Ajeti his goal yet?

portpower
3 years ago

We`re gonna need a bigger bench.

charlie
3 years ago
Reply to  portpower

port we need tae keep tommy rogic cause wae his twinkle toes we could play him anywer fae midfield tae striker imho

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Gday charlie.
A player where the ball always seems to be stuck to their feet is a rarity.

Not to worry though. To boost ones own self-esteem,watch sevco FC.

charlie
3 years ago
Reply to  portpower

hows tricks port

portpower
3 years ago
Reply to  charlie

It is a Clyde May`s, Alabama Whiskey, medication Day charlie.
Wish you were here.

Stay Wayward.

charlie
3 years ago

portpower
3 years ago

Jeremie Frimpong is a 19 years old football player.
James Forrest is a 29 year old experienced football player who plays either on the left or right wing.

You don`t dremel a perfect Pearl.

Did that go in? Was the cry from the Southern Hemisphere pirates.
God bless Albian Ajeti.

Does Swiss Cheese holes come in tangerine?

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