After criticism over the prices for season books , Celtic moved quickly to leak pictures of the new kits for next season…
These pictures emerged online and provided a welcome distraction for the board, who needed to end the run of PR cock-ups and get at least some of the fans back onside again.
For the home kit, it’s green and white hoops again…..
Quite a few hoops, as you can see. Thirteen and a half, which represents exactly one quarter of the titles won by the old entity from Ibrox, another subliminal message from the Old Firm cabal at Parkhead…( oh , for fucks sake-Ed )
The away kit, the one that is for adults and will be used in away matches looks like this….
Black has been the biggest selling colour in away tops, and it looks like the club have finally ditched the yellow and green template as although it looks good, it doesn’t sell as well, and thats what matters.
Well, what really matters is if the quality is better than that of Nike and New Balance, and if punters get a shirt that actually is worth the exorbitant price paid for them
There’s no release date as yet, mainly because adidas haven’t made them in any sort of quantity , due to the plague being in town, but no doubt they’ll be on the shelves as soon as possible, even if we’re not allowed in the shops to buy them.
If only we’d been a bit smarter and hired a couple of guys from Liverpool to do the job. We hear “rangers ” will have their new gear on sale within days as the lads have got their mum and a couple of her friends in to help sew the badges on.
Liam Burt, the man feted as the next Lewis MacLoed/Jamie Ness /John Fleck by an adoring Scottish media joined Celtic from Ibrox and will now be on his way from there as well.
The club , having had a look at him , have decided he can move on, and word is they could be going for another Ibrox star, but they’ll have to be quick, as there has been another offer….
Alfredo #Morelos finaliserait son transfert à River Plate. Un renfort qui aurait un coût : 143 M€. (via Edouard Philippe)
Translated from French by
Alfredo #Morelos would finalize its transfer to River Plate. A reinforcement that would have a cost: 143 M €. ( via Edouard Philippe)
Sounds legit…. given the track record of the , er, source…
Perhaps our investigative media could have a look into the background behind this story, as they would love it to be true, and frankly, I’m surprised they haven’t ran with it anyway.
They do have to be applauded for this revelation though….
HOME BHOY
Hearts ace and Celtic target Hickey ‘spotted with Hoops scarf’ in away end at Ibrox in 2017
An alternative headline could have been Celtic Academy player goes to game, as that’s what he was at the time, before going to Hearts, but that wouldn’t have caught the eye.
With Hearts almost certain to be playing in the Championship next season, Hickey will be available, and could supplement Greg Taylor in the squad. Two decent young left backs with the capacity to improve should tide us over until Keiran Tierney returns from his loan at Arsenal.
Ann budge has been desperately trying to come up with some way of changing the league structure so that Hearts can enjoy another season of misery in the top flight, but she hasn’t come up with a system that pleases everyone, as it always seems to involve her club being the prime beneficiaries, which to be fair is sort of the whole point.
Hearts are a big club, and as such the beaks think they should be in the top league, as sporting merit doesn’t count in Scotland, which is why they’ve given her the job of sorting it, and avoided criticism by not doing it themselves.
Scottish football seems to throw up these characters who won’t accept that they just can;t hack it at the highest level. John Barnes , incredibly a Celtic manager once, had those of us who remember his tenure at the club reaching for the anti depressants when he surfaced on a podcast this week.
As usual , Barnes blamed everyone else and hinted that subliminal racism within the Celtic support meant that he wasn’t given enough time at the club to sort out the problems that he had created.
Barnes started well, as well as anyone , in fact, but when talismanic striker Henrik Larsson broke his leg things started to go wrong, and as other teams began to work out his 4-2-2-2 system results suffered, fans suffered and his mentor Kenny Dalglish was called on to sort it all out , which he did by steadying the ship a little and handing over the reigns to Martin O’Neill, which then led to a remarkable period on the clubs history , and so perhaps the contribution of Barnes wasn;t that bad after all…..but he could leave the racism bit out….Tony Mowbray, Lou Macari and Liam Brady, amongst others, proved that longevity and patience are not afforded to Celtic managers of the results aren’t there…
Of those three, one was a great Celtic player, one a great captain who gave us the now iconic huddle, having played through a terrible personal period in his life, and the other an Irish legend , and they got probably more stick than even Barnes during their time at the helm.
Barnes simply needs to stop blaming others, and when he does that , he might even get another crack at management.
Not at Celtic, of course, fuck that, but somewhere else.
In one of life’s great coincidences, another Glasgow club was accused of being right wing this week….
However, that article didn’t last long, as someone , somewhere , demanded it’s removal….
We hear that certain influential right wing individuals were embarrassed by the association with the Ibrox club/company and threatened legal action…..
The last one is my favourite Thatcher pic….it’s how I’ll always remember her.
Speaking of right wing nut jobs, after a statue of Winston Churchill was daubed with the word “racist “, largely due to the fact that anyone who has read a real book about the fat drunk would be unable to argue the point, those concerned with the cenotaph in glasgow mobilised to protect it.
It’s not clear who they are protecting it from, or, indeed why, but it gets them out of the house, I suppose.
Finally, there’s something that investigative journalists can get their teeth into….if Rangers are currently playing in the Premier League, and they’re the club with fifty four titles to their name, then who are this lot BDO are talking about ?
RFC 2012 PLC (FORMERLY THE RANGERS FOOTBALL CLUB PLC) – IN LIQUIDATION
11 June 2020
RFC 2012 PLC (formerly The Rangers Football Club PLC) was placed into Liquidation on 31 October 2012. Malcolm Cohen and James Stephen of BDO LLP were appointed Joint Liquidators.
The Joint Liquidators’ statutory reports to all known creditors will be published on this site within six weeks of each anniversary of the date of Liquidation, in accordance with Rules 7.4 and 7.8 of The Insolvency (Scotland) (Receivership and Winding up) Rules 2018.
The documents are to be used for information purposes only. They must not be reproduced, quoted or distributed without the prior permission of the Joint Liquidators.
On Wednesday, we had this….
Today….
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With the water cut off for a while down at the doom dome , senga and Sammy have devised a cunning plan …
The water from the Church supply dries up and folk at Ibrokes take a new measure
Is that Obama’s birth certificate down there? Trump’s been looking for that.
Caption…Mary what happened to the Dave King statue
The parents of the Castore brothers fetching more water, to cool down Mrs Castore’s scissors and sewing needles which are red hot through attempting to meet their daily quota of 20 XXXXXXXXXL tops.
Caption : ‘Aye Patrick, so you’re a smart bugger. You can Hoopla carrying two pails of water!’
Good to see the huns ICF ignoring social distancing rules there. Hopefully a localised covid spike on the way….
good to see o’leary outing that idiot ugli patel as the spanner she is. Maybe now when the European away games kick in there will be a travel industry to get us there and back. gerrintaerum.
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On their way to clean King Billy’s statue in Cathedral Square, before the Ludge.
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Mother Well prepares watered down version of Budge’s proposal to SPFL.
Have you seen that statue up there? It looks more like a kinda distinguished Roman emperor instead of the Pete Burns character he’s usually depicted as.
There’s a hole in my budget dear Douglas, dear Douglas
There’s a hole in my budget dear Douglas, dear Douglas a hole!
Well fix it dear Steven, dear Steven, dear Steven
Well fix it dear Steven, dear Steven, fix it!
With what shall I fix it dear Douglas, dear Douglas
With what shall I fix it dear Douglas, dear Douglas, with what?
With Alfredo dear Steven, dear Steven, dear Steven
With Alfredo dear Steven, dear Steven with Alfredo!
He’s a divvy dear Douglas, dear Douglas, dear Douglas
He’s a divvy dear Douglas, dear Douglas, a div!
Tell the Record he’s world class, dear Steven, dear Steven, dear Steven
Tell the Record he’s world class, dear Steven, dear Steven world class!
I’ve not got a Record, dear Douglas, dear Douglas,
I’ve not got a Record, dear Douglas, dear Douglas, I’ve not.
Then buy one dear Steven, dear Steven, dear Steven
Then buy one dear Steven, dear Steven, buy one!
With what should I buy one dear Douglas, dear Douglas, dear Douglas
With what should I buy one dear Douglas with what?
From your budget dear Steven, dear Steven, dear Steven,
From your budget, dear Steven, dear Steven, your budget!
There’s a hole in my budget dear Douglas, dear Douglas, dear Douglas
There’s a hole in my budget, my budget a hole…
The black isn’t the away kit, it’s a third kit.
Black kits matter
all kits matter. Not just black ones
Caption – ‘Mike goes a-courting’
heh heh winner
I’d love to see the one with the fascist salutes in front of the Cenotaph.
With pubs closed, sales of homebrew pail ale are rocketing
Caption – Mary we’ll need a lot more holy water that, we’re washing not anointing that lot from Ipox!
Caption: jimbob why is your hulahoop square?
Stock up Mary Doll with the water our Jesus is coming hame for the weekend should be some party. Nae bother Joseph that wine was amazing last time.
Caption: Aquarius Murphy longs for the day when women achieve ‘equality’!
That would be a dark day…..
Can i say dark day without causing offense?
Monti Pal, you can say whatever you like “without causing offense”, offence can only be taken, and there are way too many half-wits just dying to be “offended”. Fukkem, aye, fukkem all!
HH
Ralph, great stuff as usual. I was glad of the explanation for the wee pile of dirt and ash, and I agree that’s the best pic of her ever taken! 🙂
HH
First you were outraged, you were horrified
Kept shouting we could never live without a ‘Raynjurz’ side
But we spent so many nights thinking how you did us wrong
And we grew strong
While you f*cked off where you belong
Into the grave, you joined the queue
You found Gretna and Third Lanark waiting there for you
We should have known that stupid huns would think that ‘Raynjurz’ had survived
When we saw all those thick skulls with pea-sized brains rattling inside
Now off you go
F*ck off Sevco
Don’t hurry back now
You’re not Rangers any more
Weren’t you the ones who tried to kid us with your lies?
Your stick-on stars?
Your made-up ‘gaun fur 55’?
Oh Rangers lied
And Rangers died
We know all about those EBTs they tried to hide
They had all that tax to pay
And Hector wouldn’t go away
So Rangers lied
And Rangers died
Hurray!
It takes all the strength we have not to split our sides
Every time we hear a zombie say they never died
And you’ve spent so many nights feeling sorry for yourselves
You used to cry
But now it’s statements full of sh*te
And we can see one thing is true
You’re still the same old rancid huns that followed Rangers too
And so you thought you’d run up debts like the old club to win the league?
Well, now you’re heading for skid row and like the old club you’ll be deid
So off you go…
WOW, it’s getting to the point when every post you do is the ‘bestest’ yet! Another genuine belter RSP, well done Pal.
HH
brilliant as usual rsp ralph should stick up yoor full portfolio at the top ae the twitter page so we can all read at our leisure
Charlie, I have a massive portfolio as the bishop said to the actress. Ralph couldnae fit it oan here:-)
so its no jeest being tims we hav in common heh heh
Ain’t big nobs grand:-)
Just seen this absolute brilliance m8.
Rangers are gonna stop 10iar! Dear you are taking the piss again!
The UK government has always claimed it is following “the science”. Look at this. 16th March saw 41 UK deaths, 17th, 38 more, 18th, 53 more, 19th 50 more. Yet those same days saw the government permit a quarter of a million people (over 4 days)to attend the Cheltenham Festival,a gathering much beloved by Hooray Henrys and the Tory establishment. What ‘science’ advised nearly 60,000 people a day to mingle over 4 days while people all around were dying in increasing numbers. ‘Science’ my arse, it’s called greed and privilege.It would be interesting to know how many more people died because Cheltenham went ahead?
ffs it was a race meet. All this hiding under the bed and wanting the mammy to tell you what to do has to come to an end soon. good on everyone who went there. there are no more privileged and greedy than footballers btw. look no further than celt for life Teirney and the snake. I think you need a reality check
plus. Its all the so called hooray henries that will be dying. I would have thought that would make you happy.
Maybe they should be spending their time on the rampage collecting “required symbolic items (not looting)” like true left wing fascist progressives. That makes one immune to CV-16.
Decoy
Ladbrokes and Coral are big donors to the lying Tories. Look how many bookies on the High Street
Devoy, sorry.
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You can bring a horse to well but ya can’t make her drink
I’ve ridden a few horses in my time….
…..aye, an’ no doubt a few ‘pigs’ anaw!
🙂
Definitely
Stalker
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Scottish water’s upgraded service in govan is well received
Congratulations to Jerimie and Odsonne on their well deserved awards. The Celtic team of late have played brilliantly, subsequently they all deserve every accolade and recognition of how well they played, if any two were to win the “Young Player and Overall Writers Player of the year awards” then they two young men were fully deserving of their awards. Its great to see the team bond so well and stand behind each other. Love the new Addidas kit. Do they need a virtual steward next season? if so count me in. Celtic-;-) < 9-10
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Mrs.Peasant: ‘Ah never said get two buckets. Ah said get to f*ck, git!’
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Whit a great idea of yours Agnes to collect tears aff thon Zombies efter the Tims secured nine in a row, here’s two mair buckets!!!
caption wullimina sais stick this wan one yer heid wullie wullie sais fook this proddy work ethic a canny wait tae oor gay monarch brings mer slaves ower
Caption: Whit happened to the statue of the guy on the horse that used to be up there Paddy.
Catholic life matters Mary.
Hehehehe
I’m still baffled by the decision to let Hayes go to be honest there is not a more honest pro out there that you could buy for the wages he would have been on.
The squad will need workers as the establishment do their best to thwart 10 in a row. We need guys who can stand up and be counted . He must be gutted he was let go at this point in our history.
Turnbull Hutton- (no relation in any way to Alan), received a suspicious package at his Edinburgh home. Following police advice he took the parcel outside and into his garden. He opened the parcel gingerly removing its covering to reveal the contents. Inside he found a porcelain mug and a key ring, both inscribed with “The SPL is like a dead parrot”, he laughed out loud with a sense of relief. This plain spoken man cut through the mendacious bullshit and exposed Scottish football and its tribal associations. He became our hero and a focus of common sense. The SFA- SPL in their rush to rescue the DEAD club and its Zombie support, clung on tightly to the bigot-blue-pound. Showing their true colours and losing all sense of integrity, fairness and honesty. Scottish football for me and many others will never be the same again. A sport we cherished has been tainted with dishonesty, forcing us to question why we should follow the club of our choice. Turnbull Hutton shone his torch on the dirty under belly of Scottish football. RIP.
scottish fitba has always been corrupt mike dont let the barstewards get ye doon weel get ther in the end COYBIG
Its bhoy’s like you Charlie and men like Turnbull Hutton that allow me to KTF. in football.
mike a hope this isnae a prelude tae a loan application cause am skint heh heh
Mike, it’s what makes Res 12, and also the application of the rules regarding awarding the opposition a 3-0 victory for every game played with illegally registered players, so vitally important. And then applying this to each game played, and each stolen title/trophy ‘won’, by the new huns’ ‘parent’. Those are the rules. “Title stripping” is nothing but an emotional misnomer; it’s merely applying the rules. We shouldn’t rest until that’s done.
NB, with that honest application, we’re going for about 60 and they died on 54, ‘lest they forget’. Fukkin scum.
HH
I keep reading about the board making ‘progress’ (forward or onward movement toward a destination) on getting fans back to games but, as yet, have no clue as to either what their plans are, as they haven’t disclosed them, or how far advanced they are, ditto. It’s beginning tae sound a lot like the ‘dossier’ the sevconians were being fed last month. I smell shite.
Good to see all the Nazi salutes in London today, Lizzie will be overwhelmed with nostalgia.
When I was at school (a long time ago) in history classes despite being in the North East of Scotland, you were never taught about the Highland clearances, Bannockburn,the slave trade in the UK, etc. But plenty of guff about the battles of Hastings and Trafalgar, etc!!
Anyone would think we were being brainwashed.
Colony of Caledonia was also never discussed where scotland tried to set up its own empire. bwaaaaaahaaa. Then they had to go cap in hand to the english or starve to death. England should have told them to fvck off then, ever since that begging bowl has been handed out regular and away. wee jimmy will be doon there before very much longer wi hir hand oot. the darien scheme is alive and well
itchy baws should yoo no be guardin statues ya fookin lumpa wid
see the thing is wee jimmy has got CV-19 rules about gatherings that all you rampage boys are ignoring. Jimmy did say if these are not adhered to then there will be new laws to be enforced by plod. lets see if , like everything else, that was being blown oot her erse. Or does the mob rule.
Couldn’t have put it better myself Charles. Well said that man.
are you the mayor of chaz?
mibeez you and mcgeeeeek can take a holiday there. but just remember there urnay any beaches
Away you and polish your Charles and Di commemorative plates in celebration of Brexit gammon heid.
Fred,over a space of time with one
s is the minus towards the total of the total overall.Well see for when they let us see.
See,sign us! We`ll see.
If the Adidas badge washes off,we
re to take the drive-way.Why dont all supporters chip -in for washing machines?
Don
t chargeem much. XIAR pocket.It`s the year after the ten in a row the in-charge Celts is to be thou divide?
Anywho Doubloon!
https://t.co/bKFWNnqROa?amp=1
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Cecilia,stay there i`ll restore you.
Aye we`re the Re-Ryan.
Buy him Pedro.
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Content cremation.
Carn the Port.
sevco,back to…
wet summer?
Leave them alone.
Youse owe me a slab sevco.
Jim White stumbled.
BYO pencil.
They`re the rangers risers Ghirls.
Two in a bush,where they were,weren`t. 2nd-bottom.
“hello” seems so Celtic.
SFA lb part.
SMSM; Question who stayed over the years rather than those that bolted.
We are the Sfa.
…there you are sevconian,by double figures.
Not only.
One has lostus plotus, hadn’t drank serious pop for aboot 10 days. Went tae buy a ‘load’ earlier, weans in the shoap were impolite, FFS, it transpires intae a wee battle. Fortunately, I’m rather keen on them.
Ah’m mair Brahms than Listz, but WHAEGIESAFUKK?
For clarity: I’d shown up some pricks, a dozen or so,
and said they should take less time: move on.
If the rest of this story was interesting I’d tell it
Celtic will be up against all and sundry in our quest firc10 in a row.
Last season we had a stupid amount of away games compared to home. This stupid fiasco of so called computerised fixtures has to stop.
All the chiefs should be in discussion to make sure that when supporters are allowed back every team has the same number of home games to play. This is the only fair way to ensure supporters get back from putting their money into something which just isn’t right.
Peter make sure we dont get shafted.