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Celtic Diary Thursday April 16: Common Sense-In Scottish Football ?

It appears so.

Dundee finally sneaked their vote into the SPFL, and the three lower leagues were concluded.

Originally a no vote, using company law they withdrew that and registered a yes instead which means that the way is now clear for the authorities, of whom it must be said have done everything by the book, to declare Celtic champions for the ninth succesive season.

For the record, there is no suggestion of underhand tactics of any kind that have made Dundee act in the best interests of over eighty per cent of senior Scottish clubs, and we look forward to their new borrow a player or two when we need it arrangment with Celtic.

There’s also some good news for the town as post Coronavirus work is going to be in short supply, and there’s news of considerable investment heading to the city of discovery….

 

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BREAKING: Mystery Irish billionaire set to back development plans for Dens park with massive cash input. 
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 Finally, after much debate, largely from the dark side of town, clubs can put a lid on season 19-20 and beging to work towards making sure that season 20-21 is the start of a brave new world, with a chance to restructure the game for the good of all, and maybe bring in fresh investment and fresh ideas to sell a game that was perfected in Glasgow over a hundred years ago, and sent out to the wide world for their enjoyment.
 There’s a lot of work to be done, but it would surely be beneficial if all clubs worked together for the good of the game, and giving us a product we can be proud of.
 Hamilton Academicals chairman Alan Maitland wants to see the Premiership season over as soon as possible as well, so that they can start to work towards next season, which will horrify shareholders such as Douglas Park, who is also the chairman at “rangers ” …..

“Regardless of what the final outcome is of the vote the thing we need most is clarity,” 

“The season as it stands has got to be finished; it’s done. I can’t see any way that they can get back by the June 10 deadline and our vote reflected that.

“People are out of contract and won’t even have trained before June 10, so I don’t see a possible way this season will resume on the pitch.

“There are bigger things to worry about at the moment, and the SPFL board have a tough task.

“Clubs are voted for what suits their position, which they are entitled to do. For us the most important thing is being able to plan. 

“We want to allow Brian [Rice] to plan for next season, to re-sign players and look at other players. That’s not possible if we don’t know what the budget will be for next season. 

Can’t argue with that, some rascal told us that when Maitland told Rice to just gamble on what might happen, the Accies boss accused him of “taking the fucking piss “.

“We try to sign up our players so that we only have around a third of the squad leaving at the end of a season. That is the case this time, with around a third of our team leaving in June.

“That’s why we need a certain degree of certainty.”

 Common sense rising to the surface there, perhaps on a tide of relief as Hamilton would have had to fight for their place against Hearts in the top league, and with Hearts in a cup semi final, they may well have used that as a boost to their admittedly piss poor form this season.
 But he’s right, get it all done so the game can move forward, despite a few howls of derision from Partick, who no one takes seriously anyway, and “rangers “, who have suddenly gone all altruistic on behalf of Partick, Stranraer and Brechin, all of whom now face relegation.
 Hearts face relegation as well, but Ann budge, the jovial Hearts chief, has been handed the job of chairing the restructure committee for next season, so it’s unlikely they will end up in the second tier, and even less likely that they’ll moan about anything.
 Ally McCoist, speaking on Talkshite Radio where no one will hear him, claimed that some clubs would be angered by this decision.
 Then he contradicted himself by claiming there would be no relegation.
Jamie Bryson, who describes himself on twitter as;
Unionist activist.

– Advocacy, Paralegal & PR services. Editor UnionistVoice.com Author of #NAMA book editor@unionistvoice.com

North Down N.IrelandUnionistVoice.com   
added his tuppence worth….
The more I read about the SPFL the more it becomes clear they are little more than a Celtic mafia. Shocking corruption with what certainly appears to be a sectarian undercurrent.
 With his fully qualified legal mind, he swept into action…
The SPFL company Articles appear to be clear. Art 75 outlines each member shall have ‘one vote’. Art 84 outlines that a vote given shall be valid. Art 182 outlines that documents sent electrically are deemed served. There’s no legal basis for Dundee to change their vote  
If you don’t count basic company law, that is.
Anyone considering counting on his considerable legal experience to help them when they are facing a judge might want to reconsider. They say a man who defends himself in court has a fool for a client, so one can only wonder what sort of client engages the services of Bryson.
 There is considerable hurt amongst the support of “rangers “, who claim to be grieving on behalf of sporting integrity , which , if true, shows a remarkable evolution of thinking as just a few short years ago, such integrity was low on their list of priorities , and they must be commended for thinking along those lines.
Radio clyde, which serves the west of Scotland, has a phone in every evening which gives supporters a voice to condemn or praise the Scottish game, and the love for Partick and the other clubs who didn’t want the season to end, despite no one being allowed within two metres of anyone else due to the plague being in town, was quite touching.
 Some fans were threatening to boycott cup finals, others concerts at Hampden and some declared they would never again go to an away game and support other clubs who had destroyed the integrity of Scottish football.
 Without the blue pound, the game would crumble, they said, in a remarkable rerun of phone ins during the last great cataclysm to hit Scottish football, the liquidation of Rangers.
 The blue pound, of course, if going anywhere, will need to go to Ibrox, as without doubt it is they who need help.
Douglas Park , the Ibrox interim chairman until they can flog that particular dead horse of a club/company,was outraged when he was reminded of an article in Private Eye magazine, which he was told-he couldn’t possibly have read it as it says no such thing-that Murdoch MacLennan hated Rangers.
 What it implies is that someone who worked for the Daily Record thinks he hated Rangers, the club that predated the one Park is currently trying to save from going the same way as Rangers….
RangersHistory on Twitter: "If you haven't heard of the SPFL ...
 which makes this from the Record a little bizarre….
Ibrox chairman Douglas Park has demanded Murdoch MacLennan refutes allegations of an anti-Rangers bias.The motor tycoon has no faith in the SPFL chairman overseeing an internal investigation into the resolution controversy that has plunged the game into a bitter civil war.

Hampden sources have revealed Park, who replaced Dave King as Ibrox chairman last month, has written to MacLennan insisting he clarify his stance on an article in Private Eye.

The satirical magazine claimed MacLennan “hates” Rangers and has a “loathing” for the club and quoted him as saying: “Ah cannae stand the b******s”.

MacLennan, 71, has never publicly addressed the article, which appeared shortly after he took up his post on Hampden’s sixth floor in July 2017.

It’s understood Park wrote to MacLennan earlier this week, in response to a letter from the SPFL’s figurehead on Saturday night that demanded Rangers produce their evidence to justify calls to suspend Neil Doncaster and Rod McKenzie.  

 

The Record clearly didn’t think of asking  around their own office if anyone could shed any light on the issue, and it was left to the SPFL to slap the Ibrox man down.

 

 

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Park, again, has tried to drive the SPFL bad narrative to get the hirdes onside, and it seems to have worked, which means the internet was full of all sorts of oddbods ,er, defending sporting integrity…
Including this, from Roddy Forsyth, who inaccurately claims on the BBC that Celtic didn’t want to finish the season
Others had their own views…
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I don’t.
Heres why…
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And this, from a Labour MP…

Daily Record Sport
@Record_Sport
SPFL vote LIVE: MP Ian Murray slaughters SPFL over ‘blazers and jobs for the boys’ mentality 
Scottish Labour MP Ian Murray wants the government to stop people falling through cracks in emergency support schemes.
Blazers ?
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Common sense is winning, and no doubt the threat of losing the blue pound will diminish as whilst the narrative will be that this vote is going to be blamed for the next insolvency event over the river, everyone else will just get on with making sure they survive this particular crisis, both as clubs and as individuals.
Every club will have its own concerns, and can now get on with looking forward instead of worrying about the uncertainty of this season.
Celtic are no exception, with a new kit deal signed and ready to go with German sportswear firm Adidas, it might be worth noting what no doubt is a hot topic in the Parkhead boardroom at the moment…
From Bloomberg…

Adidas AG was approved for 3 billion euros ($3.3 billion) in aid from the German government and banks, and the company will cease dividend payments as it grapples with the fallout from the coronavirus crisis.

The financing package comes in the form of a syndicated revolving loan facility, with 2.4 billion euros in loan commitments coming from German state-owned bank KfW and an additional 600 million euros from a consortium of Adidas’s partner banks, it said in a statement late Tuesday.

As part of the aid, the German sportswear maker said it’s required to stop payouts for the duration of the facility. The company already decided to stop share buybacks while managers forgo some compensation. The banks include UniCredit Spa, Bank of America Corp., Citigroup Inc., Deutsche Bank AG, HSBC Holdings Plc, Mizuho Bank Ltd. and Standard Chartered Plc. Adidas said it will repay any money used, including interest and fees, as fast as possible.

Adidas moved up the release of first-quarter results to April 27, saying it’s still too early to provide a financial outlook for 2020. After only taking the hit from China into consideration, the company said on March 11 that the coronavirus would cut first-quarter profit by about $500 million. The shares are down 22% for the year.

KfW launched a loan program on March 23 to help companies facing a liquidity shortage. About 2,500 businesses had applied for loans totaling 10.6 billion euros as of April 3.  

 

Not only that, as Desi mond pointed out on our ost recent podcast-on the site now- what if Adidas cannot manufacture any replica kits ?

After all, they are hardly essential goods…

 

Thats a lot of money that won’t be coming in to Celtic Park.

 

At least now clubs can begin to plan ahead,each one within its own financial constraints. We have an opportunity to rebuild the game for the good of everyone involved, and it needs to be grasped with both hands.

 

Alright, it hasnt come about the way we would have wanted it to, but there’s a lot of other things right now that are more important, and that certainly wasn’t something we wanted to happen, so we must adapt and try to make the best of it.

 

Brave New World ?

 

Well, with a bit of common sense….

 

 

Yesterday, we had this…

 

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charlie

caption two minutes efter auld jesse wis telt care homes ur safe  

 

today…

 

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waco61
4 years ago

we want our FLEGS

alzyerpal
4 years ago

Caption –
And the star spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave…

4 years ago

CAPTION

Apocalypse Now

henkesdreadlocks
4 years ago

Caption……

Auld Jesse manages to get in the bus and starts coughing up her lungs.

Cartvale88
4 years ago

Caption
The zombies demand their 55

It’s unbelievable the bile coming from Crumbledome and organisations like the Billy Boys Club swallow it hook line and sinker, English and cohorts cannot look into the truth, or even realise that Private Eye is a satirical magazine and not a sports thread.
Finally the time has come for Liewell to grow some cohones and reorganise transportation needs as Park shows his loathing of all things Celtic except the green pound, how they need it.
If there is any attempt at reconstruction Celtic have the casting vote and should use their power to the ultimate.
As for the hordes it is brilliant to see their pain and hatred, remember ‘we are the peepul’ not.

Funkyy
4 years ago
Reply to  Cartvale88

If they had been 1 point in front of us with 8 games to be played, they’d be screaming for the League positions to be called final. They’re like a scabby dug chewing aff it’s mangy leg. They’re in very serious financial trouble and all this weeping and gnashing of teeth and outrage is just the cry of desperation as they look into the cold dark eyes of Liquidation.
Don’t ye just love a story with a happy ending?

Mark Gillespie
4 years ago

caption:
MAGA Yankers flash mob descend on City Hall & demand USA invade Covid19. Y’all.

BJF
4 years ago
Reply to  Mark Gillespie

Watch how “ Rangers” try to turn out 9 th in a row victory into an asterisk season. Only their publications will have it, they will get even less support from other clubs and fans than we had over Resolution 12 and frankly that wasn’t a lot. European football should just have Champions of leagues and the Europa League actual cup winners, all the preliminaries should be noted into touch except for German, Italian, English and Spanish leagues that can have a maximum of 3 in the CL and 2 in the Europa. Now there would be a campaign surely everyone in Scotland would gather round!

4 years ago

Caption: Mexico builds it’s own wall.

charlie
4 years ago
charlie
4 years ago
Reply to  charlie

the 40 ouncers in the post ralph he he

4 years ago

Firstly well done Charlie yesterday gave me a right chuckle which really dies mean this isolation has finally got to me.Though it was the deserved caption winner.
Although some common sense did prevail yesterday I really hoped Celtic would have been the last club to vote instead of Dundee how funny would that have been.
But Hearts and Hamilton have been given the task of league reconstruction. The first thing they will call is no relegation.
Hamilton should have been thrown out the league due to their manager and player betting on games. Hearts who rightfully should be relegated. They have been terrible apart from playing sevco.
So let’s not hope too much for that bright new dawn it just wont happen under such chancers.

charlie
4 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

why thank you kind sir

4 years ago

Caption: McDonalds closes its doors to the virus. Millions of Americans will perish they fear.

henkesdreadlocks
4 years ago

Caption……..

What do Trump cultists and the Sevco klan have in common? They’re both disgusting, vile, horrible, brain dead cvnts, with a penchant for demonstrating outside empty buildings.

4 years ago

Trumpers re-enact “The battle of Crumbledome Foyer”, as 90 yer old camera lady fears for her teeth.

Puggy67
4 years ago
charlie
4 years ago

caption 10 minutes before the pubs reopen

Whitearra
4 years ago

Caption : ‘The Joker gets all touchy-feely on the subway’.

highseastim
4 years ago
Reply to  Whitearra

If anyone watched Gerrard on Sky sports this morning was he asked if he thought Liverpool should be awarded the Premiership?

The Cha
4 years ago
Reply to  highseastim

Didn’t see it but laughed at this from the BBC report:

“From afar the SPFL looks an absolute mess”

“From afar”? He’s manager of Scotland’s ‘premier’ club FFS.

charlie
4 years ago
Mike
4 years ago

I for one will be very sorry to see Damian Duff leave the Celtic coaching staff. The players like and respect him and he has played at the very top of the game. Some of the names being touted as his replacement are not of the same calibre and don’t command the same respect in the game. Time to bring back the “King Of Kings”, he deserves to be involved at Celtic in a top role especially as we go forward. hopefully to be making new history. The “King Of Kings” Hall-e-lu-jah.

henkesdreadlocks
4 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Would go with that Mike.

Mike
4 years ago

The players I’m certain and the support would get a huge lift if this happened henke, might give the SLO an e-mail, mind you I’m not on his Christmas list at the mo.

bgbhoy
4 years ago
Reply to  Mike

no way lennon would want Henrik

Mike
4 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

What Peter says, Peter gets.
Mind you it wouldn’t be the same for John Hartson, verses the Pool.
Lenny: Come on you, get the finger out.
John, Shut up or I’le rip your heed aff.
Booom: Goooaaall.
John, Thanks wee man I needed that.

Mike
4 years ago
Reply to  Mike

I know, cos I was there.

The Cha
4 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Oh do tell what you’ve done to upset JPT.

The Cha
4 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Is he definitely leaving rather than doing the Ireland job part-time, which would seem to be feasible?

Mike
4 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

The FAI say that its fulltime, 1-2 of his friends agree, others are slightly more cautious. Personally I think its fulltime, but Celtic have staid nothing, same as me about JPT.

The Cha
4 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Good shout, “whatever you say, say nothing”.

Puggy67
4 years ago

Caption: Right who’s the joker at the back?

Bognorbhoy
4 years ago

Caption …
Help Help let us out…it’s the 12_of July and we’ve been locked down since March ,we need a walk .

George Lazenbhoy
4 years ago

Caption : Americans don’t do ranger’s fans bit if they did…

Patrick O Hara
4 years ago

CAPTION
Edvard Munch junior tests out his new iPhone SE.

Dziekanowski's nightclub child
4 years ago

Caption: Trump’s final solution to the virus

Phil
4 years ago

FFS help us,Donald is about to make a speech

Puggy67
4 years ago

Caption: Where’s the fucking crossword? Where’s the f…

henkesdreadlocks
4 years ago

Caption…..

A picture caught in time, just at the moment before the projectile vomit hits the windows at Trump Tower, when the President appears, but forgets to put his make up on.

Spudscave
4 years ago

Caption Sorry about the smell folks but that bat soup his just flew oot ma arse

Mike
4 years ago

All aboard the zombie express, next station Admin.2.

What is fair, is fair,
We won it fair and square,
Despite the pain I hear again and again,
We won it too with flair,
So I don’t care,
Cos we won it fair and square.

Brencelt
4 years ago

Caption: The Make America Gormless Again crew reach out to their Scottish zombie cousins in a truly hunbelievable fashion

4 years ago
Reply to  Brencelt

Caption: ” Fuck off “

4 years ago

So you want to see the club sign Forster but you won’t personally invest in the club?
Maybe keep your head in the nosebag soft lad.

If you want the cub to sign the best players, maybe help the club to do just that.

4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

£76 in thirty year?

FFS i’m going to start calling you Fergus.

Cortes
4 years ago

Caption: Where Are They Now – Zal Cleminson

Puggy67
4 years ago

The Greeks of old had askeriskos,
Their word for ‘little star’.
These days it’s known as an asterisk,
Or * (if schooling didn’t take you far).
It’s usually a 5-pointer though sometimes 6 or 8,
And points make prizes in this game,
but I’ll return to that, just wait.
You see little stars are known to us,
There’s one above our crest.
That sits above the beating heart on every good Tim’s breast.
We know just what it stands for
and what is signifies.
And how making up your own version
Is envy, bullshit, lies.
So if on season 19/20
you wish a little star to annoint.
This one is rather special,
this one has 13 points.

SteveNaive
4 years ago

£3m bid in for Paddy Roberts

4 years ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

Pish

Una
4 years ago

Caption

This is America, we want our fukin burgers

The Cha
4 years ago

Surely, he’s just staying on-message with the rest of the Ibrox imbeciles?

BroxburnBhoy
4 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

Might indicate he is staying rather than going. I’m pretty sure he didn’t come up with his barmy statement on his own accord

The Cha
4 years ago
Reply to  BroxburnBhoy

That’s my take.

Its going to be interesting to watch his torture when Liverpool are called as Champions.

The Cha
4 years ago

We don’t need Forster for the 10, Europe maybe but not the 10.

The Cha
4 years ago

The only clubs that had any realistic chance of avoiding their fate were Hearts, Partick and Falkirk.

The other refuseniks were simply pissing in the wind.

The Cha
4 years ago

I used to love all the pro-Celtic coverage in the Record in the early 1990s.

Sometimes it went over the top and you almost felt sorry for the Rangers, who never got any positive coverage.

4 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

I love sarcasm 🙂

Puggy67
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

That’s a wonderful reply.

The Cha
4 years ago
Reply to  Monti

A sarcy bam, me? Never.

I still cringe thinking of that disgraceful interview:

“Oi, Laudrup, why are you so shite?”

Absolutely outrageous disrespectful behaviour from the Record.

Magdalena’s Chestnut Gelding
4 years ago

Caption

10 seconds after Arty dropped a “silent wafter“, the devastating fall out contaminates the entire elevator. He really should have avoided a second portion of vegetable pakora at lunch.

henkesdreadlocks
4 years ago

…..& eight pints of Guinness.

Magdalena’s Chestnut Gelding
4 years ago

Oooft – lethal

I remember back in the day in the jungle there would be a smell almost every game after someone had dropped one that suggested they needed urgent medical attention!

Mike
4 years ago

There was something in the air that night,
He’d had a sh!te Fernando.

BroxburnBhoy
4 years ago

Agreeing with paying less tax and being anti socialist, somehow Trump supporters get upset at being locked out of public transport

portpower
4 years ago

SPFL learn by their mistake…
Just your vote (cross in a box) & nothing else please.

sevco ever thus FC.

Caption:
Arise as a consequence.

portpower
4 years ago

Is the common denominator, Scot Gardiner, fit & proper for Scottish Football?

Murdoch MacLennan was heard to have said;
“I`ve a pound.”

portpower
4 years ago

Greenock Morton Football Club should be opening against Celtic Football Club at Cappielow Park at the start of
next season.

Scottish Football Amalgamation.

Caption:
Perishable goods.

portpower
4 years ago

It goes without saying that sevco FC can’t exist unless they are profitable.

They don’t know what they’re going to pay for.

To help move players, a company/club will sometimes offer a bonus incentive to the player to move said player off lots.

For a sevconian, used players are more profitable than new players. And because sevco FC tend to recondition players in-house outside interests have learnt to look at the invoice price.

sevco holdback FC.

highseastim
4 years ago
Reply to  portpower

I would just love to see Sevco slip up with one of these statements and actually mention Celtic instead of cowardly hiding behind sleekit words, then they would find out what court action is all about!!

highseastim
4 years ago
Reply to  highseastim

The words every Sevconian dreaded hearing “UEFA still hope to finish season’s in August!!

Personally, don’t see it happening.

john
3 years ago

great

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