The latest twist in the SPFL comedy drama came last night when the Daily Record announced, or rather Keith Jackson did, that Dundee had had a wee think about things and decided to vote on favour of the SPFL resolution to end the lower league seasons.
The lowland League already ended theirs, giving Kelty Hearts and Barry Ferguson the title, which a few weeks ago he said he didn’t want. Whether or not he will refuse it isn;t clear, but the word is he’s already phoned Ibrox to make sure they’re aware he’s won one more title that Gerrard.
Thats because when the second entity hits the buffers, they’ll need someone to try to milk the support to pay for the third…
It looks like that day isn’t far away, perhaps brought closer by the forced lockdown and no football brought on by the Catholic Coronavirus, which has meant there is no money going into the Ibrox kitty, and therefore they’ve had to ask for a loan , from the SPFL, who aren’t that keen on lending them any money.
Given their credit history and current status, thats not surprising.
Of course, the club/company doesn’t want their fans to know this, as they might start to drift away and find some other hobby that involves dragging their knuckles along the ground or licking windows, which means the only revenue stream they have left is gone.
So they’ve manufactured another conspiracy that is based around an incomplete season is not a season, and so therefore must be null and voided, meaning it never happened.
Something they wish they had thought of when the original club was placed into liquidation, despite the best efforts of the SMSM.
They have claimed that clubs have been co-erced, bullied, bribed and anything else they think of today, in order to vote for the season to end and prize money to be allocated, and yet the only sign of that is three clubs on a WhatsApp group all voting against it.
One of them was “rangers “, and they’re in a huff because their plan didn;t work, despite the best attempts of neutral Inverness CEO, Scot Gardiner.
This is Scot, who used to work for the other clubs who wanted to vote no…
this from Linkedin… Scot Gardiner CEO at Inverness Caledonian Thistle FC 5 days ago “What a picture. What a match. What a player Coop was. You were ok as well obviously. Especially that day!”
A quick glance at his interests on Linked in conforms his neutrality, and in no way should it affect his position of acting in the best interests of Inverness…
All of this is now out in the open, and “rangers ” have decided to play the squirrel card and accuse everyone else of wrongdoing. They claim to have evidence the League is corrupt and when called on to show it refused, saying they will wait until the top men are suspended and an investigation is held.
In the real world this cannot happen, as any fool knows, evidence is first submitted and then a decision whether or not to investigate would take place.
Simply suspending someone on an allegation without evidence isn’t possible, even the police in the eighties would offer up the old innocent until proven Irish evidence.
And anyway, “rangers ” can#t offer up the evidence because they haven;t thought of anything yet, although their new PR man, David Graham, will soon find a way to blame the schools, the churches and probably a couple of cardinals.
It’s embarrasing, and it wasn;t lost on some observers that Ladbrokes, who have declined to sponsor the league next season, have also decided not to continue to operate a betting shop within Ibrox next season, although the wording of the move doesn’t quite say that in this mornings statement… and although the Scottish media have forgotten about the cold shoulder, others certainly haven’t.
As long as King is still on the board, no one wants to be associated with them…and they still haven’t got a kit deal….
RANGERS Football Club’s contract with Ladbrokes as a provider of in-stadia betting services will come to an end in advance of next Season 2020/2021.
Director of Commercial & Marketing, James Bisgrove, commented “Following a number of supporter enquiries over the Easter weekend, we can confirm the arrangement with Ladbrokes, who provide betting facilities at Ibrox stadium, will not continue next season.”
They were open over Easter to take supporters calls ?
In anticipation of our 150th anniversary, Rangers will continue to grow its Commercial Partnerships programme, both domestically and internationally.
They in trouble….
Some of them are…
With New Allegations Coming Up Every Day SPFL Needs To Make This Season ‘Null And Void’
Just allegations, mind, and thats enough to void a season….
They are not the staunchest supporters of the club…..
…but they clearly can be depended on to get behind the company.
I don’t know how many readers that site gets, but I’ll wager they have to have the articles read to them….
Congratulations to wee Barry, the only Hun to win an untainted trophy since the Petrofac Cup, oh wait, now pay back your EBT. taxes.
Fake news and faux outrage continues. Dundee F.C. haven’t had so much coverage since Di-Stefano made them an offer they couldn’t refuse, or since Claudia Caniggia selt the jerseys and moved to pound-land, or since Alan Gilzean put on his “chaps” and moved to Spurs. giddy-up, buttercup. Keep well- Keep safe and keep your distance.
Great tweet by Cluster One, the huns seem to have forgiven Hearts and ICT for voting against Newco joining the top league but nobody else!!
Its almost, almost worth keeping them gawn, just for the laughs…
I thought he said he wouldn’t accept any trophy until all fixtures were played.
He did, but seeing the possibility of winning an untainted trophy overcame all his inhibitions.
Someone needs to ask Partick, what happened to the £4.5 million at least(2 x 1 million and 1 x 2.5 million that I know off) they received from the now deceased lottery winner??
Like Sevco and Hearts, living outwith there means!!
Probably bought a single end in Finnieston.
Ayebitnawbit…..shurrrafukup
Naw ushurrrafukup like wee Baz deh yeh?
I think Albert Kidd got them great press one year Mike, one we wont forget.
Celtic first team adjudicate the result of the Davie Provan look-a-like competition
Caption: The buzz about the place was clearly the sound of a hair dryer.
They cant be Tennants Can girls , the hair would never have fitted on the can.
Caption: Grant’s demand of ‘no boots at the photo-shoot’ was lost in translation.
Caption : ‘Short lived 1980’s Scottish pop group Bhoys and Ghirls’.
Btw : Is this the only picture of Peter Grant not pointing at something/someone?
Whilst being nutmegged? Yes.
Oh he’s pointing alright, just not with his hands!
There’s some burdz about the place.
I saw Yoker in Tesco, buying, 4 pounds of paella, 3 crates of San Miguel, 5 containers of patatas bravas and two sombreros. I thought Hispanic buying.
Ha, Mikey. You’re making me hungry. Latest news from España: Infection figures have improved considerably over the last couple of weeks (the daily death toll is still pretty nasty though) and the Spanish Football League Authority wants to start a close-season preparation period of about three weeks with full training at clubs from the beginning of June with the idea of playing out the remaining league and cup final over the summer behind closed doors. They’ll need government clearance before this initiative can go ahead though. Oh and ex-presidente Mariano Rajoy (ousted for rife corruption within his party a couple of years ago) has been found to be defying the lockdown on a daily basis by going out to do power walking in his neighbourhood (his own neighbours shopped him) Could be in for a hefty fine and a lot of stick. Hope you’re okay and keeping busy. I’ve been working from home – everything’s okay but missing the footie (and other things) badly. Keep safe y hasta la próxima! HH
Yoker, good news about the Spanish infection figures, but this pandemic is frightening. Too early even to think about football here, its all about the being amused by the histrionics coming from Govan, just when you say ta, ta to squinty, up pops another caricature of a human being from another planet, Park. Phasers tae Malky. Politician’s what they like? like Park, creatures from another planet, the planet ego. Was thinking about you the other day, wondering how things were in the Spanish suburb of Yoker. Catching up on my old Celtic books, re- reading about some fantastic Celtic players, reliving Lisbon and the Lions- sigh, enjoying the family and trying to keep safe. Hope your doing the same. So, keep well, keep safe and leave that poor lassie alone. 😉
You’ll probably start to feel a bit better once you’re past the peak level of infections which’ll probably be within a week or two in the UK. Over here and in Italy we’ve already got past that stage so the light at the end of the tunnel is in view but the phase of gradually softening the measures must be treated with every bit as much caution as the crackdown phase. We’ve got loads of music and films to keep ourselves amused but I’ll watch the Jimmy Johnstone Story vid later on today. The attitude shown by Park and his cronies as to how the season should end is disgraceful but unsurprising. High time our club kicked his bus company service into touch. Hope there’s a chance to play out the remaining games behind closed doors in the summer. All the best mate – time’s are tough but let’s at least enjoy sevco’s demise and final death throes.
Cheers mate and stay safe, all the best.
It only affects auld cunts, so you better watch oot 🙂
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After three months of social isolation they pray for a hairdresser
The desperation coming out if Crumbledome and their media supporters is tangible. Handy that Shieldhall sewage works is just down the road. Plenty of manure to be had to continue their drip drip of shxt!
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Peter the pointer and his future Mrs, just before she auditioned to play the character Mufasa in the Lion King.
Caption: A rare picture of the auditions for Friends – “the one where it went thorough Peter’s legs while he pointed.”
Caption; Celtic players recruited to act as judges in auditions for ‘The Lion King’
There’s a frizz about the place
Peter gets pointers on how to do his hair from the John Bon Jovi appreciation society.
Caption Quiz: Which player prefers the Three Degrees?
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Keeping up the Club’s charitable tradition Celtic players donate strips to ‘Barnet’ Ladies Team.
Caption: My claim to fame is that I shagged a burd in this photo – the one at the back
Hope you put it through his legs?
After the stylist ran out of hairspray , McAvennie refused to appear..
Caption: 1987 and at a disastrous PR stunt Michael Kelly brands the fledgling Ghirls for Change group a “lunatic fringe.”
You can only surmise from the events of the weekend that a pile of shit is about to hit the fan, 2012 style, and the small clubs are jostling for position. The caption pic made me think of our board 80s style. That wee fud Kelly told us to stop kicking a ball on the road outside his Pollokshields mansion. We were in our 20s and one of the Bhoys asked him “your road is it?” Wee prick shat it. Make no mistake no matter how aloof our board seems we were utterly despised by their predecessors.
Caption: I was hair brushed oot that photo.
Farrah Fawcett , always a tim….
As the Models hairdos show , they tops contained a ridiculous amount of electricity….
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Jorge Cadete signs for Celtic 10 years before his registration is processed
Winner,
Una step forward & collect your prize, a brand new Phillips nimbus 2020 steam iron & folding board.
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That hairstyle ,what a disgrace I mean ,a mulletttttt…shame it wisnae taps aff weather