The build up to Sunday’s non event at Ibrox continued in perhaps a more subdued way than usual as Sky TV, realising that their prized asset, “rangers ” v Celtic, is pretty much a non event.
However, the SFA have decided to give them a hand..
Come to think of it, Steven Gerrard also said that he needed a wee bit of help recently, so I guess everybody’s happy.
And you really have to salute the bravery of Beaton, who suffered death threats, kidnapping and torture the last time he played for “rangers ” in this fixture.
Before he went out with his mates for a beer or two that night, that is.
Beaton, of course, had the game of his life in a blue shirt the last time he refereed this fixture, and in any normal world would not be allowed to participate in a game where he has publicly outlined his affection for his team.
But this is Scotland, and Sky TV pay the piper, so they call the tune.
They want what they want from this fixture, and as it is largely meaningless this time round, a cynic would think they’ve had a word with those who can make a difference to, er, make a difference.
Celtic have remained silent on the issue, because that’s what they do.
Although as the current public health emergency increases, perhaps they know that they don’t have to say anything as the game probably won’t go ahead anyway.
It may be that the best anyone can hope for is that it is played behind closed doors.
Which, of course, would be a tragedy for “rangers “, who need the money from that game and tomorrows fixture against Bayer Leverkusen to see themselves through until football resumes after what will be a suspension of the season, probably on Monday.
Or sooner, if the confirmed coronavirus count reaches a certain number in Scotland, thought to be 100. By me, that is.
With one of Westminster’s ministers now confirmed as infected, it’s also entirely possible that the decision will be out of Holyrood’s hands, as no one is quite sure how Prime Minister Johnson will react when he finally has to make a proper grown up decision.
Evidence that the disease seems to follow a pattern leaves one thinking that it might be a good idea to shut down a few things before it gets to the level of disruption in Italy, and there probably is something in the idea that when you can clearly see what happens if you delay, then it might be an idea to act sooner rather than later.
As we mentioned yesterday, the annual jolly to Cheltenham has been cancelled, and the club released a statement which restricts certain activities for players and staff….
CELTIC Football Club has outlined some measures it has taken in light of the ongoing issues concerning Coronavirus.
As the SFA/SPFL Joint Response Group has stated, the health of first team environments across all clubs must be a priority.
In response to health advice being given and in line with a number of other clubs globally, Celtic will be asking players to limit their appearances at events outwith training and playing duties, and to temporarily avoid interactions such as providing photographs/selfies or autographs.
The Club has already put in place a number of its own appropriate proactive measures across all Club operations and venues. These additional measures aim to protect the ongoing well-being of the Celtic squad and mirror the approach taken by a number of other clubs.
Clearly, the Club and our players know the huge importance of making time for our supporters and, of course, we regret any inconvenience caused by these temporary measures.
We thank all our fans for their continuing support.
Fair play to New Balance, as they enter the final matches of their kit deal.
The new fourth kit looks the part for the trip to Ibrox…
There has also reportedly been contact from the SFA to clubs asking them to make sure they have not allowed their “loss of business ” insurance policies to lapse, and given at least one club/company’s penchant to leave bills until the last minute, and that club/company’s desire not to close down football, it’s probably not too difficult to work out who they were thinking of.
UEFA will suspend all of it’s competitions shortly, including the Euro 2020 tournament, and there is a suggestion it will now be played in 2021.
Which may be why the SFA have been looking at their own insurance policies, and perhaps that’s what prompted them to act, and maybe even make it look like they are a competent organisation, with the best interests of their members at heart.
If the international competitions are suspended, and it’s certain they will be at some point, then there’s an awful lot of companies that will lose money.
Which might explain the delay, and one day someone will be in a courtroom explaining the reasoning behind allowing the Cheltenham festival to take place.
In the meantime, remember to look out the facts from the fallcies.
Well, he wrote the thing, so he would have probably glanced at it once or twice.
Those of us who have been subject to the mainstream Scottish sports media should be able to spot the bullshit.
Mind you, we do live in strange times…
Mexican midfielder Efrain Jaurez, once of Celtic…it might have been more than once, actually, has joined New York City FC, now managed by Ronny Deila, and given the shennanigans that were rumoured to have gone on during Deila’s times, and the somewhat bizarre antics reported to have taken place when Juarez was out with his pals, if New York do win anything, their title winning party should be a cracker.
We go back to Sunday for the caption competition…
Come to think of it, there may be no connection with reality either. No one in the Far East wants anything to do with the place, especially while Dave King is there.
Today, we gaze upon this image, and ponder….
Caption: Ronnie Kray’s cellmate devises a foolproof way to get a safe night’s sleep.
Charlis saiz wakes up to find Monti staring at him again ….
🙂
Caption : ‘Close Brothers at odds over giving “Rangers” another loan’.
Remember (your a Womble) when Murray tried to raise £50.00 million pounds in a share issue, the support sold all their possessions and raised only £1.00 million pounds, leaving them £49.00 million short (for them that canny count). Adding to the taxman’s shortfall. I’m sure that I read that they were going for another share issue. (how many share issues can TWO clubs have?) If its as successful as the last one, then they are doomed.
But having a £100.00million pound player squad they should be fine.
Caption, in a game of who blinks first, the winker always wins.
Sunshine On Leith. The 2016 Scottish Cup final between them and Hibs saw FOUR Celtic players win the Scottish Cup at Hampden.
What a day that was.
Stubbs.
Henderson.
McGeouch and,
Anthony Stokes (hero) played the game of his life and they were our Celtic connections.
The following year a year or two later Brendan Rodgers wanted to sign John McGinn, for whatever reason we failed to sign him.
Fast forward to Scott Allan wanting to go to Hibs in the last 6 months of his contract. Lawwell says no “we have done them enough favours in the past. Simmering anger at Putrid Petrie remains alive and kicking. ouch!
I had last goal and correct score on that. With the scorecast. Can’t remember the prices but it was £5,£1,£1.
£653 back. Watched it with my hun mate as well,who knew what my bet was!
It was a good day,and just to piss him off,I waited till the following day to pick up the winnings. It was like winning twice.
I got the Treble up when he asked me later on the Sunday if he could borrow a ton. He’d done his money over the weekend,and you know what it got wasted on!!!
Another double treble, Sunshine on Leith.
Is there anything to be said for another share issue…
No, don’t think there is. King suggested it recently, but who would believe him. They have and are milking their fan base for every penny. Over the past few years they have had to dilute their shares so that they could carry on. The three bears and him can only keep them going for a limited amount of time, the Europa’s have been their life-line. IMO. a fire sale of assets are possible or an early season ticket call will keep the lights on.
No, not much at all. Who would believe King.
Its either a fire sale of assets, or a pre season ticket allocation, perhaps even both.
# You can only dip your beak into the well so often.
He’s away getting his Hare cut.
I fear the scene is being set for everyone(almost) to get what they want. Sevco win on Sunday and Celtic take the league.
Two predictions…at least one Celtic player will be sent off. Griff will not score.
Rebus
Charlie,
My bird is another occasion in which the Griff has not scored!
The mark of a good striker is scoring consistently, not getting a hat trick vs a minor team. Griff has been a good striker in the past. He is being given more opportunity than others to make an impact. I hope he makes it but he is being over hyped after the StM game….not good for him or for the team.
If football games were won on paper, then they would not be worth watching! Wait and see how much of a shambles the Sevco defence is vs us.
This will be a very hard game in which they will be very motivated. For us, it is a so what game.
Hope I am totally wrong but…….
Rebus
they will be up for it.. lennon MUST show he has learned from the last 2 games v them
I expect us to go for the jugular, punish them and show who is boss
if we don’t then its open season on the manager
Rebus,
” For us it’s a so what game ”
Could you elaborate on this as i’m a bit confused m8
Monti,
What I mean is that for us, it is a challenge but if we lose, so what….barring a disaster we win the league. For them, there will be no silverware again this season. Winning this game gives them bragging rights that they have our number.
Selection of the ref and Ross is a big nudge to their advantage.
Rebus
Rebus,
I’d rather lose my left testicle than lose to these filthy animals.
“Monti’s only got one ball..”
the manager got the tactics wrong and didn’t learn from prev games
he was schooled by a rookie manager
I hope Griffiths starts, but I don’t think he will
He should & we go to fucking finish them.
NO MERCY!
I don’t think he will play Griffiths on sunday, he should but I think he will go with 4 at the back
4-4-2 🙂
4-3-2-1. Think that’s what he will do.
Caption: Rangers release its latest Player Protection guide against coronavirus
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New training regime devised at Ipokes.
The cancellation of the City Arsenal game probably means it could be days before closed door games or even canx will happen.
Watched the Sevilla game last night, good football, but dead without supporters. True what Jock Stein said, football is nothing without supporter.
The writing could be on the wall for Sevco, especially as yet again oodles of cash are on Their way, probably an attempt to placate Slippy.
When you said you wanted to plunge me, I’ll confess, I thought you had something else in mind.
CAPTION
“I can do this all day,ya prick.”
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“Yer gonna huv tae!!”*
Teaser pic for ” The Invisible Woman” coming soon.
Oh dear oh dear…
Extract from tomorrow’s Scottish Sun.
Japanese “mystery investor ” insists that all players and staff commit Hara-Kiri in the blue room before any monies are deposited. We are following up a rumour that the investor belongs to TET (Tokyo etims). Look out for more fantastic revelations in our next issue.
Caption: The invisible woman’s porn career was short-lived.
Caption Phil Schofields new advert
Caption: Teddy with the threat of global terrorism shouldn’t we get on with some soldiering?
Oh Rupert you silly sausage you wear a fur hat and are in the Queen’s Guard! Just close your eyes and kiss me.
Hello mr Park it’s Dave remember when a said yer wallet wis safe fae ma greedy mits well piggy Trainor just happened tae show me this old school photo of you now pay up there’s a good lad
The sfa have just told us what they think of our club and the spineless board that governs us.
Those 3 officiating on Sunday have been hand picked to thwart a fair game.
Beaton is a bigot and a cheat.
At ibrokes he allowed our players to be assaulted and then gleefully celebrated with sevco supporters in the loyalist crown bar in Bellshill.
Our board are cowards simple as.
Caption: ” Yes Mr Weinstein, the camera outside your cell is switched on…cough “
Cartvale, the Arsenal City game is cancelled due to Arsenals contact with the Forest owner who has the virus. He also had contact with Millwall last Friday so hopefully he passed it on to all their fans,
Yes SteveNaive but look at the trends, currently UEFA talking about calling off Euro football, if they do that the EPL and SPFL will do likewise, or do you agree with Stevie G statement about the Rankers supporters and game in Gairmany?
I bet the Germans are just delighted at the thought of being overrun by thousands of marauding huns, locked out the fixture but sitting getting stotious all day in the boozers, then dismantling their city Manchester style when the news of “rangers” getting a doing hits home. It’ll be like Dresden all over again.
Caption: Broony prepares for the fight.
” We believe we can compete with anyone who rolls in here “- Slippy g.
Didn’t cope very well with Hamilton Accies when they erm, rolled in.
Stupid, stupid huns.
AJER OUT!
With the current state of the pitch at Liebrox,which will obviously be worse after tomorrow nights game and more bad weather forecast,Celtic better put out a team that don’t mind getting stuck in because flowing football will be impossible.Please Ghod,let Leigh score the winner…..
I’ve told you before, I’m not interested.
Adrian won’t get Coronavirus… not able to catch it. Interesting to see Liverpool make a calamitous, Celtic like exit. Battered them, suckered.
Michael Owen… “ they (Atletico Madrid) will never have faced this sort of intensity before”
Who else is in their league ? How many European finals have they been in recently ? Early KOTW contender.
So it would be ok to attend a gathering of thousands on Sunday but Monday is a no no.
Wonder what’s happening on Sunday and where it is being played?
And when we play behind closed doors,
That’s when the sleekit mibs come alive,
And then the cheating goes into over-drive,
Oh no-one knows what goes on behind closed doors.
That’s rich Charlie.
all zombie huns against the var ……..against the var ………against the VAR……….and repeat he he
Just for shits and giggles, I hope they score and VAR rules it out .
henk met a lev fan today and asked um if he wisnae scared ae cumin ower heer wae the corona virus
he said charlie its mad cows disease am scared ae a wis in a hun pub awe morning yooluv seen the state ae yon zombie bitches he a ha ha ha aint funny germans grand
Slippy wanted VAR in Scotland, there you go then, x
Stupid, stupid huns!
Dumme Dumme Hunnen 🙂
Ajer needs to talk to his pimp and tell him that his current clientele are likely to turn on him due to the money grabbing timing of this announcement.
Caption: Ajer you accept the new contract or we can just wait it out.
Obviously this is meant as a joke and although bitterly disappointed at the timing of this announcement by his pimp I mean neither Ajer or his pimp any harm.
Problem with that Charlie is as history has shown we won’t spend more than 25% of any fee we get for anyone.
big kris aint said fuckall ya buncha laptop loyal fans
His agent is his public voice. We cannot allow them to play different times and be happy. That would be like Peter saying, “Oh aye he’s for sale.” Whole Lennon sat in a press conference and said, “No comment.”
big kris said nuthin
🙂
https://youtu.be/kbJcQYVtZMo
Great, great joy in the underworld.
Its great that the club has announced a new sponsorship 5 year deal with Adidas. How great it would be if the club at the same time handed over a percentage to charity. The big hearted, generous, world-wide Celtic support continually dips its hands into its pockets to donate to good causes. How great would it be to see another badge on the Hoops that would signify our continued support for good causes. Founded for good causes, pay tribute to our roots and pay homage to Brother Walfrid. # Its the Celtic ethos!