Its that time again folks….get your funny heids oan and send in your comments\captions for the following picture.
When we saw this image of a certain jovial happy chappy we couldnt help thinking its prime material for the Etims Caption Club Crew.
Remember the First Rule of Caption Club…there are no rules!
We’ll publish polite, rude and even those extremely mild suggestions that could offend someone as overly-sensitive as Ally McCoist or Charles ‘Keep em distracted’ Green. We just ask you to make it FUNNY. Get the comments coming in please.
Best of luck and we look forward to seeing what you can suggest for this scene :
Now I have the balls I really look like a prick
Place foot here.
I did say i’d do anything to keep this job, Chuckie. So, like you asked, i’ve got my balls out and opening wide…
they think were the same club ahahahahahaaa, thats a good one!
or
20m pledged!!
…when I do this… do you think that I look like a fat walrus?
Look Walter… if I put the two footballs under my arms, I look even more like a big fat ballsack!
“Ha! Ha! Ha! I can mind when Sue Barker could dae this with her boobies!”
See who`s the first tae volley a pie supper, intae ma big fat mooth
Throw me another ball!
HMRC CHEATED US!!
HECTOR PAY UP~~~
Telt ye a had twa baws and an em’ty heid! We a’ dae at Ibrox.
Who says am a big mouth? A want their names.
Afford twa baws? Are ye kiddin? Nane ae them ir paid fir yet.
Wait fir Chucky’s millions? If a didnae laugh a’d greet.
H H – not a caption, by the way, unless someone fancies ho, ho!
IF I HAD A PAIR LIKE THIS WHEN MURRAY WAS IN CHARGE, WE,D STILL BE IN THE SPL.
So Charlie grabbed Bomber and Goram like this, and marched them right Doon the staircase.
Throw me a fish.
Ally
Do you think the EBT recipients will repays the loans and save Rangers from liquidation ?
Heh Ally
Is Ian Black good enough to play for Scotland?
Ally
Does Chuckles really think that he bought the history of a Liquidated Club for Phoenix Franchise Sevco the Rangers ?
Is Craig Whyte really to blame for the Liquidation of Rangers football club Ally ?
Stick a pie here please – haven’t eaten for at least 5 minutes
hey Charlie, ahv fun two mair baws!!
Seriously they believed me when I told them I could manage.
If you look hard enough you can just make out wee Chick Young.
Its a dick and two balls!
Do you like my Lee McCulloch impersonation?
I cannae help it, the baws are rented and have to go back to the janny at Beardsden High for 5 oclock!
Look…its Kenny McDowall and wee Dick Advocaat!
Hey Bhoys, whit dae ah look like? Gie ye a clue…..it’s wee, useless and saft.
What’s that? Thousand extra tickets for Elgin game sold? Game aff!! Well not getting their marbles back, Bastards.
ALLY McCoist decides to hold an auction featuring whats left of a once great clubs assets.
Aye Chuckie…re-name Ipox….what Ken Dodd wants tae call it The Diddymen Arena? Miybees – he didnae pay tax either.