Usually its Hunlines but theres no need to include that mob ( you just did – Ed) so lets see how the ETims Hotline has been ringing after this weeks Champions League adventures:
Welcome to Borussia Munchenglasgow!
FriendsAcrossTheWater CSC!
Whats got 2 thumbs, cost £500’000 and just repaid that price with one classy taken penalty kick?
This guy!
Moussa, Cloud 9
I said Moussa Dembele would never be a £20m striker with Celtic, probably worth at least double that now!
I win!
Gordon Dalziel, Clyde Superscoreboard
Brilliant performance yet again from big Moussa, sob, hooray, sob, hooray, sob, hooray
Leigh G, Leith Walk
I cant believe what Im hearing! Celtic get a penalty, in Europe, Away? UEFA have truly lost the plot!
H Dallas, Bogle( exile)
People said I would never reach the heights of Aston Villa when heading north to Celtic.
They sure got that right!
Scott Sinclair, The Euro Dream
Dear God, please let me get on and be the one everyones talking about after the game!
Callum, Aged 23 and a half, Scotland, Monday
Bugger!
Callum, Aged 23 and a half, Germany, Tuesday
I had the best passing accuracy in Europe, but to be fair, Im still nae Andy Halliday, lolz
Scott Brown, Top of the tree
People are saying im playing much more aggressively?, Who’s saying that?, Show me them, I’ll show them aggressive alright!
Emilio, Testosterone Ave
That wasnt too bad eh?…eh..hello…oh come on, gies a break please!
Christian Gamboa, Up and down all night!
Anyone seen 12 studs, I seem to have lost them in the first half of that game last night
Stuart Armstrong, Slip sliding away.
Im no getting back into this side, am I?
Nir Bitton, Taxi rank.
Im thinking of a backup if Dembele leaves, theres this guy I know, Andy Carroll….hahahaha….had you going there, what am I like eh!
Brendan, Jokerville
First the reports said it was £28m for us in Champion League, then it was a guranteed 26 million, well when I’m done taking stock it will be lucky to be 30 bob!
Mon the Biscuit Tin!
Peter, Bonusville
Aw naw, we have to go to Celtic Park with our first team and attack!
Barcelona Mgmt
Haud oan, you mean Celtic might come here looking for a result?
GULP!
Pep, Manchester NOT Salford!
Welcome to our show, where our presenters will try and suck the enjoyment out of any Celtic performance.
BT Sports Anchors
Yes I did say Emilio doesnt have eyes in the back of his neck. You wanna discuss it outside? No I didnt think so!
Johan Mjallby, BT Studio
Aw naw, how the hell are we gonna spin this one! Can we claim talk of “A German Club is a clear HUN reference”….dammit..mammy daddy!
Level 5 PR
Ring, ring, why dont you give me a call.
Good moaning the peeople,did anyone watch that pepsi cola papish yin take on that other shower of papes last nicht,down in the wasteland of Manchester.
Yes caller,what is your question? weel i ken Menchester well,i wis locked up there for a couple of months,for just skelping a polisman,did anyone find a masonic gold plated ring with my initials on it D. for dirty,F. for fat,O for orange,B. for bastard.
Tried posting but,but,but.
Oh there you are. Ring,ring why dont you give me a call.
Good moaning peeople,from radio hunline.
Well listeners did you watch those papists play last night in Manchester?
Caller, naw,but i remember Manchester from my visit a couple of years back,i got sent doon for skelping a boabby.
Ma question is, did anybody fund ma gold plated signet ring,its got ma initials oan it.
D. for Dirty,F. for fat, O.for Orange, B. for bastard.
oh its you Derek?
Good stuff Desi!
Desi
Was that all phoney?
H H
Spot on regarding Izzy,well done Desi