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Celtic Diary Tuesday September 20: De Vries Needs Support!

Assistant manager Chris Davies has spoken out on behalf of calamity keeper Dorus De Vries, who has struggled since he joined Celtic. with virtually everything aimed towards him ending up in the back of the net, the unconvincing former Nottingham Forest and Dunfermline veteran has been made the scapegoat for the Barcelona defeat, the Inverness draw and the US airstrikes on Syrian soldiers.

Circling the wagons, but presumably not asking De Vries to hold the reins, Davies outlined the situation…

“We’re very conscious it’s not just the responsibility of the defenders, it’s the whole team. 

“We defend from the front with a high press, so it’s a collective responsibility. 

“We want to keep clean sheets and be a team that gives nothing away. That’s really important to us. 

“Dorus is a very experienced goalkeeper and a switched-on guy. He has made some excellent saves and really good performances.

“It’s about being consistent and making sure that in the moments we have to defend, we do so to the top level.

“We’ve scored a lot of goals and been very creative. Our goal difference is plus 10 and I was looking around at other leagues and Man City are plus 11, so that’s a marker of sorts. We need to be able to see out games more and get clean sheets, become a team that’s very hard to get anything from. It’s still a work in progress. We’ve only been here a few months and we’ve got to get going very quickly.” 

Roughly translated, that means keep the ball well away from the keeper because he’s fucking hopeless, and we’ve signed him so we’re sticking with him. Which is great news for Alloa fans, who must now fancy their chances of progress in the League Cup tomorrow.

We asked a couple for their thoughts on the possibility of facing the under pressure keeper.

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Davies continued, in an attempt to justify the inclusion of De Vries, but he was far from convincing..

“The most important thing is that there is competition for places because that way the level gets driven up.

“Dorus knows that, just like every player, you’ve got to perform. He was player of the season last year at Nottingham Forest. We’ve worked with him before and had success. 

Being player of the year at Forest may not be quite the achievement it appears to be. Whilst De Vries was valued  for his experience in helping the team, there is considerable opinion that the side may not have been ready for full time professional football.

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“He has come into a new team and a new environment and there have been good performances. 

Yes, but not by him.

“Obviously as a team we never look back and say it’s someone’s fault – we are looking at taking shared responsibility for any shot that goes in on goal. It’s about us sticking together.

“We’ve got two goalkeepers fighting for one position and Craig’s attitude has been fantastic since he came out the team. He’s been training well and he’s been focused because he knows it’s about performing and having that competition within your squad.

“We are all in this together and we support each other.” 

Clearly , the management have their favourites, and there must be something about De Vries that none of us have seen thus far. Well, Brendan has seen it, and whatever it is it’s enough to keep him in the side. As long as he doesn’t publish it, or them.  

Should make the Alloa game interesting, I suppose. Though Davies says that they are not going to treat the opposition lightly…

“For us it’s about picking the best team to win the game, We’ve got an opportunity to get to the semi-finals, a chance to win a trophy before Christmas.

“The manager made it clear when he came here in his first press conference that his aim was to continue with the domination of Scottish football – that’s about winning trophies so this is a big game for us.

“We respect the competition a lot so there’s no chance we’ll be thinking any less of Alloa because that would give them an advantage. We’ll be treating it as a big game.

“It’s the boring old line of just win the next game. That’s all you can ever focus on as a player is your next training session preparing for the next match.” 

If De Vries plays, it won’t be boring.

 

The accounts are out !

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And the club has made a profit !

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Iain Bankier, the chairman who thinks we are all racists, told the press;

 “These results, which show a profit before taxation of £0.5m compared to loss before tax of £3.9m last year, in comparable trading conditions, reflect in large part the increased contribution during the year from the sale of player registrations. 

“Following two seasons in which the club did not qualify for the group stages of the UEFA Champions League, the increased contribution from player trading enabled the company to maintain investment in football operations and to continue to build for the future.

“The board continues to believe that the company’s self sustaining financial model provides the necessary stability to preserve the long term future of the club and player trading remains an important element of that model. 

Note how many times he mentions player trading…

“Following an exhaustive recruitment process, the Club was delighted to announce the appointment of Brendan Rodgers as manager in May. The scenes at Celtic Park as Brendan was unveiled were fantastic and created a real sense of optimism for the season ahead.” 

Exhaustive perhaps means something different in his world.

“Roy, Martin, the jobs yours but you need to commit now. ” 

” No, we want to go to the Euros. ” 

” Anyone got Brendans number ? ”  

Shortly after Rodgers was appointed, you’ll notice that Keane and O’Neill signed up with Ireland again, a contract that had been on the table for months…

Bankier continued…

“For a club like Celtic, operating in a market where television values have fallen significantly behind our neighbours across Europe, qualification for the group stages of the UEFA Champions League is of paramount importance.

“The financial rewards allow for investment in the playing squad and physical assets, but moreover, the prestige of participating in the premier club competition in the world reinforces the reach and importance of the club to so many people around the world. 

Paramount ? The level of investment and ambition shown, Rodgers apart, to get there has hardly been inspiring. And frankly, they didn;t exactly push the boat out when qualification was secured.

Note the target, as pointed out by Keane, is qualification. There’s no thought as to what happens when we get there, except for how it balances the books.

Don’t kid yourself, they’ll still sell the best players at the first possible opportunity.

“Fundamentally, Celtic is a Champions League club; our infrastructure and continued investment reflect that. 

What investment ? Seriously, whilst I understand the reluctance to pay daft money, they’ve not bought a player who was a first team regular at his previous club. They got a freebie-more or less-in Dembele, and , oh wait, De Vries was a regular, but he’s shite.

“On the pitch, the year to June 30, 2016 did not meet with our expectations.

“Whilst the SPFL Premiership title was retained, our performances in the domestic cup competitions and in European competition were poor, as the club failed to reach either domestic cup final and failed to qualify for the group stages of the UEFA Champions League for the second successive season.

“Off the pitch, the company returned to profit, mainly as a result of the transfer of certain player registrations during the period leading to a gain on sale of player registrations of £12.6m.

“This enables us to continue to deliver long-term sustainable football success in a very challenging environment.” 

Long term sustainable success. He didn’t define what he means by that, but you can be fairly certain his idea of long term sustainable success is entirely different from ours.

What it shows to the thinking supporter is that the club would be in trouble if it didn’t sell players, but the  problem is that you have to buy players that someone will want to buy further down the line, and Celtic hadn’t been doing that until the arrival of Dembele and Scott Sinclair.

On that basis, one would have thought that serious investment to ensure-as far as possible-UCL participation would be at the top of the agenda, but again it was very, very close.

Will we improve in January ? Time will tell, but I wouldn’t get over excited about it.

An amusing little battle of wits is under way between outspoken and refreshingly honest Chris sutton, of Bt sports, and Mark Warburton, currently steering the new “rangers ” through choppy waters. Well, trying to.

Sutton had claimed on tv that Warburtons complaints about negative media reaction after his side had lost 5-1 to Celtic were ridiculous, as his team had “had their pants pulled down by their biggest rivals “, which would not have made for pleasant viewing for anyone, and Warburton hit back, after, as is his custom, claiming he wasn;t going to hit back;

“Offend me? Two things. One, as manager of Glasgow Rangers and an individual I am not going to get embroiled in spats with so-called pundits. That’s not going to happen. I am not going to lower the position of the club. 

Pausing long enough to draw breath, Warbs then outlined exactly how to get involved in such a spat;

“I was always told that you only value the opinions of people for whom you have any iota of respect. Therefore, I have absolutely zero interest in that opinion.” 

 “Being the manager of Rangers is a privilege and a unique challenge. How many people get to hold this post? I recognise that privilege. 

“Every job offers a challenge. It’s about how you deal with it. There are always high points and low. The key is to stick together. You have to be better for adversity. If you struggle under it then you have a problem.”

Thats the way, Warbsy. Stick together, unless you happen to have Joey Barton in your squad, who is now banned for three weeks after he told Warbs-and a few others, according to reports -that he was useless.

Sutton , happy to have a row with anyone, answered the Warbuton wailing.

“The Queen of the South match is a huge game for Mark Warburton. It’s a game Rangers have to win.

“It’s hugely significant, all the more because Rangers then have Aberdeen on Sunday.

“A loss-loss scenario? The question would certainly be asked if he could survive that.

“If we’re being honest, when the draw was made for the quarter-finals of the Betfred Cup, you would’ve said: ‘Good ties for Rangers and Celtic.’

“But then Queen of the South are a team who have done particularly well this season and have certainly surprised me.” 

They are top of the first division and playing well by all accounts, whilst “rangers ” are struggling to find any sort of form, with just nine points out of eighteen, and Warburton is beginning to buckle under the pressure.

Sutton is right, the bears will be growling if the Ibrox club exit the League Cup. And then there’s Aberdeen at the weekend at Pittodrie…

All of which will delight Barry “Baz ” Ferguson 8, currently manager of high flying Clyde, who has suddenly found his voice in the media. If Warbs has his jacket on a shoogly peg, then a real Rangers man will be called upon to save the false “rangers ” from catastrophe, and without actually chucking his hat into the ring-they do like their hats over there-he has certainly let the club know he has got a hat with this sneaky wee dig at Warburton over the Joey Barton debacle, who no doubt will come out and defend himself against someone that nobody at all respects..

“The manager is the man at the club who makes the decisions and it’s clear to me he’s not happy with what Joey’s done. I think Joey knows himself that he won’t play for Rangers again.

“But I don’t see why it takes four weeks [to resolve the situation]. It’s not good for the players or the fans – they want to know what’s going on.” 

Aye, aye…Dave King will be keeping an eye on the situation..

Joey Barton, the man who would rule Scottish football, is probably regretting his move north, unless , of course his new book sells well. He’s now the victim of a dirty tricks campaign, surely not designed to entice him to walk away without a settlement from Dave Kings stricken club,  after news emerged he may have had a bet on the Barcelona-Celtic game…Grant Russel, of STV , explains..

Rangers midfielder Joey Barton is being investigated by the Scottish FA for breaching their rules on gambling after allegedly betting on Celtic’s Champions League defeat to Barcelona.

The 34-year old has already been suspended by the Ibrox club for three weeks after a training ground bust-up following the Old Firm derby defeat earlier this month.

STV understands Scottish FA’s compliance officer, in conjunction with the Gambling Commission, is looking into claims the Englishman placed money on Celtic’s heavy defeat at Camp Nou last Tuesday after a red flag was raised.

 

Brendan Rodgers’ men lost 7-0 in the opening match of the competition’s group stages.

The SFA judicial protocol forbids players from betting on any football match, anywhere in the world.

 

Former Rangers players Ian Black and Steve Simonsen were both banned for betting on football in 2013 and 2015 respectively.

Black was handed a 10-match ban for betting on his own side and served three of them with the other seven suspended. Simonsen missed one game for putting money on other teams with another game suspended.

Unlike the Black situation it is understood Barton is not suspected of betting on matches involving his own team.

Partick Thistle’s Steven Lawless and Michael Moffat, then of Ayr United, have also previously been sanctioned for betting on football matches.

Barton is a controversial figure, with a chequered past and a now uncertain future. Yet it could all have been so different-so he says in his book, anyway…

The same way as when Nacho Said No, one assumes…

Oh, one more thing… was it a penalty?

Matt MacGlone on twitter offers fairly conclusive proof it wasn’t…

Caption competiton, and yesterday we gave you this..

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Which was won by..

CarlJungleBhoy September 19, 2016 at 11:35 am · Edit · Reply →

Caption: Search party are delighted to find Dorus De Freeze’s missing eye/ball.  

And today, we have this, a snap of an empty, decomposed vessel pictured holding a skull.

The Rangers midfielder Joey Barton

 

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Tim Buffy
7 years ago

Caption. “Alas poor Warbo, I knew him well.”

Johnbhoy
7 years ago

Joey your ‘Bard’

St. Tassach
7 years ago

Ah Joey..where be your jibes now? Your gambles? Your songs?

Admin
7 years ago

To be a Hun, or not to be a Hun, that is the question:
Whether ’tis Nobler in the bank to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Timdon,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of Hallidays,
And by opposing end them:

Career To die, career to sleep
Play No more; and by a sleep, to say we end
The Ibrox Heart-ache, and the thousand Natural shocks
That old fitbaw Flesh is heir to?
‘Tis a consummation, (not a First Communion mind)
Devoutly to be wished.

Career To die, Career to sleep,
To sleep, perchance to Dream of “Bread the Musical”;
aye, there’s the rub,
For in that sleep of Ibrox death,
what Scouser dreams may come,

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

Pish!

Half_Fool
7 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

Very good Desi. You seem almost cultured 🙂

Don’t let the philistines get you down. Verily.

D’Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago

Right,that’s the skull ticked off. Only the crossbones to go and the GASL warchest is all mine!!!!

Monti
7 years ago

Morning Ralph,
It may not have been a penalty but it was a foul on Draper

D’Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Clearly outside the box though. Our box,of course is 20×50, while theirs is 15×40.

So penalty it is(!)

Monti
7 years ago

(!) Indeed

D’Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago

The thing about DeVries is that he was brought in to replace CG. Reasons being that BR-like many of us-had lost faith in Craig,and Brendan knows Dorus’ abilities well.

DDV has not lived up to expectations but to drop him now will be to destroy his Celtic career for good. Leaving us with the original problem.

If BR thinks he’s the answer,that’s good enough for me. Because Craig has been found wanting way too often since the Inter match.

Monti
7 years ago

D’Mick,
De Vries is shite and Brendan must put his hands up and admit so.
Gordon did need his bawz kicked but i still think he is a better keeper than Doh da freeze!

D’Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Difficult to argue on the evidence so far.

Let’s put it another way.

Boruc. Outstanding for us to begin with,a bliddy nightmare at the end up.

Sadly,he had to go. No-one really thought he could turn things round.

Rattled about for a while,found his mojo again and is now back to being the keeper we all remember.

Mibbe because someone kept faith with him and gave him the impetus to be what he can be.

Obviously the same could apply to CG)

D'Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti,

Current evidence is very much in your favour,bud.

Last season or so is very much in mine.

Personally,I think Craig is a great keeper. But he has been found wanting far too often recently.

Monti
7 years ago

Agreed about Gordon m8

Admin
7 years ago

All this “We need a shot stopper” is nonsense.
We should never need a shop stopper if the defence did their actual job, and that as Davies says, starts with forwards pressing up the park and everyone playing their part.
Given the amount we have the ball, its plain to see why Brendan prefers a keeper who can help with distribution and rotating the ball around the players.

The last reviews of Gordons performances makes interesting reading :

Hapoel:
Gordon – 5

In truth this ranged from 11/10 for the penalty save to 2/10 for soft hands at 1st and 2nd goal. I wasn’t too impressed at his “Don’t blame me, blame Janko” appeal to the Press either to be honest. Some good saves in the game though including that penalty but at the end of the day, the worries about the keeper continue including his ability to give the ball back to opposition as quickly as possible with silly straight boots up the park. If the new man from Notts Forest can get up to speed quickly, Craig could be on the bench tout suite.

St Johnstone:
Craig Gordon 6

Still solid over the piece, still more likely to make a save than an arse of it, and although he wasn’t to blame for any of the goals, there is now an expectancy that sooner or later he will do something daft. Probably when he takes a goal kick. Distribution has always been his weak point, and yesterday we can only hope he was showing us how bad it is-one pass in is own box to Tierney was particularly poor- so that next week he can show us how much he has improved.

Hapoel:
Craig Gordon – 7

Not a lot to do bar pick the ball out the net twice and make a cracking save to stop the rot in the 2nd half. Some may cite that both goals were at his near post and he could have did better for at least the first reply but realistically the fault wasnt at the keepers door. Composed in possession and always looking to make the right distribution decision. Could genuine competition be just what our current No 1 needs,so far at least it isnt doing Craigy any harm

Motherwell:
Gordon 5 – He exceeded my expectations when he arrived in his first season but last campaign and this one (early days I know!) he looks below his best. Biggest concern is his distribution with ball at feet is really poor. The way Rodgers teams like to play is the keeper may be heavily involved during possession play when ball is recycled through the back. Needs pushed more and a new keeper vying for number one jersey should benefit club and Craig.

Astana
Gordon – 3
The game that may finally end the Gordon dominance of the Number 1 position for Celtic. Perhaps its been lack of competition but Craig is showing very poor judgement at times and may soon be getting nervous when the team sheets are announced. A manic game tonight witb a crazy jump in no mans land and a mad header straight into Astana 40 yard lob heaven.
The Pressure is on..which might just be what Craig actually needs.

Admin
7 years ago
Reply to  Ralph Malph

You’ve always been an old romantic.

Gordon did well for a keeper that cost nowt and was a “lets see how his knee is” experiment. There may still be a place for him within Celtic but for now he will have to bide his time.

The new guy has been here a month if he is lucky and already got thrown into the biggest games of the season. Give him at least half a chance to get to know his defence, at least a defence that isn’t constantly changing both between games AND within games.

Who knows, he may surprise you. No one is crying about a new comer like Sinclair taking Commons place in the side any more are they?

You were willing to give Ronnie Deila a million chances as I recall. Why not a keeper who has just turned up and has had to face Barca and a manager with rather questionable tactical choices in a few games.

Anyone hoping for a Prodigal son return may be disappointed as I wouldn’t expect Brendan to be losing much sleep at the moment to be honest if he was willing to let Gordon head for the bench so soon.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

Summation, Sell both and bring in a good yin.

Celtic Foster apart have a bad record of goal keeper purchase.The current policy of buy cheap and well watch them disapear into obscurity,disny work as proved by multiple player purchase.Who see above.
Summation, £80 mill. turnover bring in better players.
£4.5 mill. on Sinclair proves the point.
Of the two keepers currently in the first team squad,Gordon has the better experience and record,De Fries is mince.Whats the point of a keeper not able to shot stop,answer none.
Same with Gamboa,whats the point of a full back who canny defend,bring in Callum Paterson before some other team reaps the benefit.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

Mike,
Can Callum Paterson play in goal?

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

Every poster quotes where the areas are that need improving,they never add names within our price range,Paterson will be sold later in his career for big money,bet ya £20 quid.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

Desi,
” we should need a shot stopper “?
All teams need a Goalie Desi, it’s the rules.

” AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO ”

” It’s a league game smokey “

Charlie Saiz
7 years ago

I wonder what Leo Fasan makes of the whole Keeping debacle?
He’s a decent young keeper with a good future I think be a shame if he was to get pissed off and want a move.
Out the two De Vries is more comfortable playing it with his feet (Same issue that forced Hart out of Guardiolas plans at City) but Gordon is a much better shot stopper.
Since Brendan obviously wants a Keeper who can operate as a part time sweeper in defence probably gives De Vries the nod.
If I was Fasan I would be working hard on my passing ability as this plays out.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Charlie Saiz
Don’t you mean you just wonder in general?

Monti
7 years ago

Desimond,
I have Googled ‘ Things to do in Leeds on a saturday ”
It said ” are you havin a laugh ”
I think you should come to the night out with the Etims Bhoys.

Speaking of which, Ralph?

Admin
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Pish!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

It’s true, google it….

CarlJungleBhoy
7 years ago

But soft! but soft! Aside! Here comes the (Dave) King

Monti
7 years ago

Judging by the lack of teeth found on that skull, i take it the skull was dug up in Armadale or Brigton.
Must have been a Hun.

Albert_kidd
7 years ago

‘The Walking Dead’ returns to your screens in 3 weeks time. Zombie FC productions.

Admin
7 years ago

Knock Knock!
Who’s there
Joe Hart!
Joe Hart who?
That’s fucking football! so shut the fuck up and start getting behind your new keeper rather than crying like a bunch of sad wee bitches for Craig Gordon

Peace CSC

Charlie Saiz
7 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

Spot on Desi.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

Naw fuck that, he is useless!

CarlJungleBhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

Move over Gordon – Dorus Day CSC

bgbhoy
7 years ago

joey barton helps promote the new zombieware training gear

Charlie Saiz
7 years ago

Caption: Joey has a private moment with his namesake and inspiration great uncle Joey Deacon.

Charlie Saiz
7 years ago

On the penalty/non penalty debate …
https://imgflip.com/gif/1avt20

If that happened at the other end Sviatchenko would have a better claim I reckon.

D’Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Looking at that,the ICT player stuck his leg across Erik.

Griff got booked a few weeks ago for similar.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Charlie saiz,
For fuck sake….????(!)

Delbhoy
7 years ago

It would help if the new keeper wasnt playing like a bitch with weak wrists desi!

Anyone else a bit confused with the simunovic situation , i thought he looked fantastic when he came on and we had brendan raving about him on sunday then yesterday davies was singing his praises, if it wasnt for roma moving the goal posts this guy was off. Its obvious he is very highly rated as they are talking about him becoming a regular , davies also said the player is delighted to be back so what was the thinking behind selling him?, was it the board putting pressure on ? . All seems abit strange to me

Admin
7 years ago
Reply to  Delbhoy

Werent we selling him to get someone else into midfield.

The chain then collapsed and buggered up any moves, the 11:59 call to West Brom for James Morrison wasn’t quite what was in mind me thinks.

The most curious and worrying aspect was Jozo was tweeting for a week “no chance im going anywhere!” to Celtic fans and then next minute “Jozo to Torino”. Something not right somewhere.

john young
7 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

Put jozo in front of the defence,”centre backs O,Connel/Toure/Erik”solid defenders” put Lustig back to r/b,Tierney l/b with Broonie alongside Jozo we should be more solid,the mid-field which is our biggest problem,Roberts/Griff/Sinclair/Dembele who can play behind Griff.

Carl Bigginslater
7 years ago

Caption: Get thee from the hunnery!

corktim
7 years ago

Bartons leaving gift from castle greyskull

Delbhoy
7 years ago

I would hope they wouldnt have to sell to bring in but this is celtic! Who knows its a strange one bit glad it didnt go through ireally think he could be the answer in defense

mike
7 years ago

What is the point of making money and then carrying out the same policy on player purchase.
Buying cheap disny work,ala a huge list of failed players who canny live up to the supporters and Boards expectations.
We are a C.L. club,says our Chairman,well spend some money on better players and stop looking at other clubs rejects.We need to get smarter on this subject,i would certainly adjust My expectations if we begin to bring in 2 better quality players per season than a barrow load of mince.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Callum Paterson Hertz Right Back £1 mill,

John Ogu Hapoel Be-er Sheva Defensive mid £1.5 mill.

Harry Souter Centre Back 17 year old 6ft seven for the future.

Then sell the goaly!s cos we willny need one,oh sorry same as now. FFS back to work.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike,
Let me get this straight, you are moaning about the lack of investment but want us to go and buy Soapy Souttar from J.M.Barrie f.c.?

That’ll cause shockwaves through Europe….

Ken

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Every team needs some physical players,we arny talking about creative minsers,we/me is saying bring in more strength into defensive areas.
Buy creative players for other areas,Ogu is a big physical player,in the Wanyama mould just the job for a defensive (see that word again)mid.
HENRY SOUTER is just 17 years old playing now at Dundee United,one for the future,not for present same as Ajer.

john young
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Way to go mike? you have to be kidding 2 Scottish players in there and that’s 2 too many,Soutar ffs.Ogu definitely.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  john young

John that sounds like racial discrimination,cos they are Scottish,well if yoo ken your history.
The assistant Manager says mair physicality is needed,Paterson kens how to defend better than Gamboa and Young (17)year auld Henry Souter has been praised by many sources as a very bright star of the Future,bet ya £20 quid Paterson will raise a big transfer fee in a couple of years.
Dinny hold their Nationality against them,just cos they are Scottish.

bgbhoy
7 years ago

so Malones is booked from 5.30pm, same spot as last time. Live music from about 6 and Gary Og on at 10.30 until 2

so should be a quiet night then

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

Bgbhoy,
I love you and will tell you so on Saturday!!!
Cannae fucking wait!

Ooh aah

bgbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

only booked 2 tables, doesnt sound like many going but i will be there with the ball and chain and her 2 relatives from belfast…. im sure the old man will appear too

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

It would help if Ralph were to adverise it a bit more, you know actually let people know what’s happening.

I hear he would have, but he too is struggling to find ‘ interesting things to do in Leeds ‘ 🙂

Bob
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Where are YOU having your night out? A phone box hehehehe.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Bob

Bob,
Just enough room for me and your wife….

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Whit? Bob’s wife will fit in a phone box now? You’ve been making her go on top mair hhaven’t ye Monti?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Only if she insists…..

Bognorbhoy
7 years ago

Caption
skull…hey Joey I heard a whisper that QOS are as big as 10/1 against the deadco if you fancy a punt.

Half_Fool
7 years ago
Reply to  Bognorbhoy

Quality!

Cartvale88
7 years ago

Caption ‘ no one told me they were dead’
I agree John Ogu of the Israelis is a strong player, would add something to he team. Paterson, not a grea lover, but we badly need a solid right back as Lustig can get injured.
De Vries, Ray and dress him up all you can, he is a dud, Fasan or Baully would be better

Broxburnbhoy
7 years ago

DeVries should be dropped for Alloa game and Gordon restored based on his performances to date and the competition ethic. If Gordon does wonderfully well he stays in till he messes up. If he sucks, then DeVries gets back in. At the same time BR and his team send a message to the squad. Gamboa similarly needs to play matches with the development team for a few weeks to get “match fit” and someone who is match fit played instead. As Monti has said on here its a simple game. No one is complaining about Sinclair replacing Commons because Sinclair is performing as advertised.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Broxburnbhoy

Broxburnbhoy,
You clearly understand the beautifu game, well said.
Charlie Saiz will be on shortly, once ‘ Escape to the country ‘ is finished.
I think he likes all the meadows and Valleys, open fields to trot about in.

Ee awww Ee awww

Monti
7 years ago

Still can’t find anything on tinternet that features anything resembling ‘ entertainment in Leeds on a Saturday night ‘!

Ralph, can you have a word with Mr.Mond?

Broxburnbhoy
7 years ago

Caption: So Joey I recommend the Delia diet to stay in shape.

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: Agent Barton nips in to see if Thatchers sore throat has cleared up yet.

schoosh71
7 years ago

Joey reveals his ‘alter ego’ and only friend, that verifies the voices in his head are real and that he’s just a misunderstood genius. Awe. HH

Delbhoy
7 years ago

Caption – well if me club can come back alive , it should work with me great grandad , boss can i borrow the magic hat…

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Delbhoy

Winner!

Desmond & The Dekkers
7 years ago

Caption: Joey Barton calls on spirit of Bill Struth to resurrect failing Ibrox career

elcormaco
7 years ago

Pedant corner, I don’t think Martin O Neill has signed that Ireland contract offer yet.

I wonder will Joey be having a wee flutter on him ending up in Govan!?

Re keepers, De Vries I don’t think has been terrible, he’s not been particularly good either right enough. Craig Gordon is no better, he makes some right howlers and his form has been going in the wring direction for a while now.

The financials are fine, you seem to be in a bad mood Ralph, it is true we are wrecked by the inability to get revenue streams and within the confines of where we are a winning (domestic) team and financial sustainability are okay by me, with this model we should be able to do the Ten, and a slight change of policy seems to be in place, spend a bit more on fewer – Sinclair rather than GMS types. Is he even at Celtic any more!?

7 years ago
Reply to  elcormaco

Elcomaco,

If you look over on CQN at the posts by the Battered Bunnet, you will see he is suggesting that the club is stockpiling cash…towards the 50 million mark. He believes that there is a significant project going to happen towards the end of the season. So, the club is in more than good financial shape. Perhaps, just perhaps, they are going to buy their way into the English leagues, or perhaps there is a European initiative about to blossom.

Rebus

Delbhoy
7 years ago

I actualy think gms still has a future , sinclair will need rested and pick up knocks , gms is the only one who is natural on that side if you consider armstrong according to rodgers will play in midfield. Hopefully he rediscovers his form after injury

BJF
7 years ago

There are only two Ralph’s and the whingy one is back. Happy De Vries got his chance has t worked yet so I would like Gordon back. Apart from that BR has done well and much better than I thought was possible in such. A Short time

Uralius
7 years ago

Monti,
I’ve decided to adopt and apply most of Mike’s reasoning for signing Paterson to finding a goalkeeper. I am going to go with Kristof von Hout.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Uralius,
Os that tbe Westerlo keeper, Belgian side?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Is that….

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Yes you are right its———Calum Paterson.

Kristof Von (WWHHHOOO)Hout,whit a fruit,whit a hoot,hope it disny tack root,give him the boot.he!s covered in soot.

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Aye Monti the biggest professional football currently playing the game. If you want physicality Monti how aboot a 6ft 10 goalie?

bgbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

uralius, are you needing a ticket for gladbach away?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Uralius,
He doesn’t need to be 6’10” it’s his handling and kicking not to mention, positional sense, awareness, judgement and distribution that is vital.

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Bgbhoy,
Aye I am need of 2 please.

BJF
7 years ago

Come on Ralphy, points ahead, game in hand, still in 4 competitions( will I be saying that tomorrow night if the mighty Alloa give us a doing), club solvent, Champions League qualification and I think we will get something of a
result in Dec against Barca meanwhile as the old potato Smash advert used to say ” and as for our rivals as yet they have made no move. Congrats to Dermott for all the loot
he paid to pal Joey to mess with Second Rangets minds, never off the front pages, no place for a football club. I’m having a party.

Monti
7 years ago

Mike,
Are you going to the night out on Saturday?

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Wid like to but not certain at present,i will just need to wait and see,i would try for a couple of hours,time will tell.

I!ve been a shepherd in these perts for 40 years and mair,
I1m no as young as i used to be,am thinner in the hair,
But still i carry oan ye ken, although i still feel frisky,
I couldny get it up yoo ken withoot a dram of whisky.

I might be a bit auld ye ken,but no as bald as some,
but i like a beer or twa and get pished easily on rum.

Power to OAPs,Power to auld handsome Tim yins,
We arny deed yet,no ready for dumpin in the bins.

bgbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

i think this is for effect mike and you will be there!!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike,
I hope you and the big wolf Tone can make it, i’d be disappointed not to see you!

bgbhoy
7 years ago

uralius, just say your reply from yesterday

can get you 2 no problem if your def taking them? i arrive in duss dussledorf at 8am day of game, staying there too.. you an expat there? tell us where to go!!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

bgbhoy,
If you are in Dusseldorf can you say hi to Bomber, Neville, Denis, Moxey, Barry, Wayne and Oz for me

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet.

Uralius
7 years ago

Aye mate we will get you sorted with the Düsseldorf Bhoys CSC they frequent the McLaughlins Irish pub on Kurzestr. 11. http://www.mclaughlins.de it normally disnae open until 5pm. I’ll be calling them the morra tae see fit they’ve got planned. I actually live 50min fae Düsseldorf. Are ye flying into Weze? Düsseldorf/Köln or getting there another way? I sent Ralph an email to sort you out wi’ my private email.

bgbhoy
7 years ago

flying into dussledorf from manchester… staying in the stadt munchen hotel i believe not that we will be in it much

yeah sounds a plan, will speak to you over email, they will need to get it open all day!!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

Bgbhoy,
Have you asked the girl if you’re allowed to go to Germany?

Bgbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Yes, she “doesn’t want to talk about it”

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

I’ll not raise the subject on Saturday then……cough 🙂

Monti
7 years ago

Where’s Charlie?

Not Charlie saiz, the other Charlie?
I know where Charlie saiz is, he’s getting fitted for new shoes, the blacksmith is on the third one as we speak…..

Funkyy
7 years ago

Charlie Saiz @10.29…that wee video shows clearly that the ref’s decision was 100% correct…it was definitely NOT a foul by Sviatchenko and definitely NOT a red card as Sutton and Webb and other (paid) “experts” have claimed. When I saw it live I thought the Inverness player deliberately stuck his leg out…ok I’m a Celtic supporter, but if I had seen Sviatchenko hacking the guy down I would have been calling him a stupid bassa for doing that. I’m sick of hearing about this interpretation of “contact”…that “contact” means “foul”. I’ve said this before, if I slap my mate on the back to say Happy Birthday there’s contact but he doesn’t fall to the ground. If I put a handful of coins in my brother’s hand there’s contact but he doesn’t fall down. It seems to me we’ve reached the stage that the definition of “foul” is being completely changed and defenders should just stand aside as the attacking player saunters through to score. The only thing the ref got wrong was in not booking the Inverness player for trying to con him…Thomson and others would have gleefully given a foul/penalty and sent Sviatchenko off.
I hope some people on here who just refuse to admit when they are wrong look at the video and see it for what it is..a player choosing to cheat instead of choosing to shoot.

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  Funkyy

I agree Funky. ICT played should have been carded.

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  Funkyy

To be, there is no not to be.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Funkyy

Pish!

Funkyy
7 years ago

Talking about admitting being wrong, on my post, the last one, on Friday’s Diary, I said “Rogic” instead of “Sviatchenko” duh!!! Probably ‘cos I couldnae remember how to spell Siva…Sveta….Sveti……

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Funkyy

FFS it’s Facebook/big brother….
Did you have a cuppa at 7:47 am?

Half_Fool
7 years ago

Caption:

Ma money’s oan the skull winning the midfield tussle.

mike
7 years ago

Talking about the refs being conned,they get big licks rightly when they get it wrong,however we moaned about Collum prior to the Rankers match and to be fair he done good,so credit to him.
Apart from the Draper con,at the Hertz and Rankers games last Saturday,i counted at least three attempts to con the refs into awarding them penalties.
We rightly critisize the refs. but the players are at it all the time,so the ICT ref. got it right,but the players need reminding,not to CHEAT.

mike
7 years ago

IVe been a range rover for many a year and spent all my money on brake pads and top gear,so its no NEIGH never,never nay mair,why cant they invent a new product for hair.

Caption, Alas poor Yorik I kent him weel,
hes a bit thinner noo,a bit doon on his heel.

We might be getting a wee bit aulder noo,but if they can get over the smell of pish,we are still a babe magnum.
So nay mair of this Pensionerbhoy or poor Mike pish or,
There will be trouble ahead,lets hear the musac and dance.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Nurse?

Funkyy
7 years ago

Spot on Mike. We really need the managers of all teams to sing from the same sheet. They need to refrain from “encouraging” their players deliberately faking fouls. It used to be that the divers and other con artists stood out from the crowd..now they seem to be the crowd..if it continues with the attitude that “they do it so we will too” the game will rot away to the standard of them old wrestling programs in the 60’s and 70’s where everything was fixed.
There will always be guys that cheat, but now with TV pundits etc making the term “professional foul” and “drawing the foul” part of the vocabulary…I mean, how the fek do you “draw a foul”? What they mean is “let the man get close, throw your leg out to cause the inevitable collision and go down..the ref’ll give the foul/penalty”..that’s cheating and there’s nothing professional about it, and I don’t want to watch a game that is infested with cheating players ‘cos at the end of the day it’ll kill football as a spectator sport.
We cannae blame the refs all the time, the players and the managers have an equal share of responsibility to abide by the rules, not reinterpret them. “Draw the foul”?..give me a break!!!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Funkyy

Funkyy,
Drivelling pish!

Funkyy
7 years ago

You’re the expert in that category.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Funkyy

Years of practice tho….

Hector
7 years ago

Craig Houston poses for a selfie with Joey at the book launch.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Hector

Pmsl

Monti
7 years ago

Celtic v Alloa

Gordon

Gamboa
Simunovic
O’Connell
Izaguirre

Roberts
Bitton
Armstrong
Forrest

Rogic

Dembele

Delbhoy
7 years ago

Monti what do you see in biton i dont , for me he does nothing apart from slow us down , we look far better without him

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