The seasons back and so is Hunlines…the Etims phone has been ringing off the hook since the kick off to SPFL 2016-17…lets see what the callers had to say:
HUNLINES
Im gonna show up this league – Joseph Anthony Barton – Saturday lunchtime
Im gonna be the show up of this League – Joseph Anthony Barton – Saturday teatime
Oh Joey Darling,.heres a model tip, shut your legs! – Helen Flanagan, Sinclair Towers
The wee teams always raise their game at Ibrox. They did well to equalise – Martin Canning
Aw naw Forrest is in the team! – Celtic fans everywhere ( outside Ayrshire) 14:00 Sunday
We Love you James Forrest!! – Celtic fans everywhere ( including Ayrshire) 14:23 Sunday
Look ref, I’ve fallen – Vic Reeves Walker, Tynecastle, Sunday
I tackled somebody and made them fall over, Me, Kieran Tierney?…. I cannae even capture a Pokémon! – KT, Innocent Ave, Edinburgh
The Tynecastle ref has had a blinder, literally! – H Dallas, Bogle
If I keep on hitting it and hitting it, will it work for me – Leigh Griffiths, Tynecastle 14:15-15:00
It did for me! – Tiger Woods ex Wife, Florida
Wheres Sinclair?, okay Clive, get on there and motor up the middle when wee Leigh remembers how to pass – Brendan Rodgers, 1980s fan!
Well done Scott!, That was the best walk on part since Kim Marsh came out the Rovers shower – Helen Flanagan, Sinclair Towers
Another late win, another formation switch and yet another sub scores another winner….he knows nothing that dud – Level5PR, Grumpyland
Apparently we keep winning the games wae Tactics…what the hell are tactics? – Celtic fans, Bemused Ave
Am I happy in Scotland. In all honesty no. At this rate of games I wont have any cigars left for Xmas – Toure Amos, Cool Street
Following reports that a Hearts fan tried to punch someone from Celtic and missed. We will take him into custody and give him some pointers for the next match – Lothian Police
Why are folk slagging Sportscene when it looks like it might only be 1 season we don’t have any Championship coverage! – J Sutherland, Princess Quay
Nae chance Im signing for Celtic…either my mates or big Wanyama would kill me! – Steven Davis, Sandy Row
Any body want to buy some shits, I mean shirts..even Sports Direct couldnae sell that midfield – Big Mike, Cloud 9
Very good Desi….from the land of Ayrshire and shite haircuts.
Some crackers in there HH
If i had a coupon like that clown Steven Davis at SouthHampton i,d teach my arse to talk.HH.We dont sign Keek
Love it, although it is getting increasingly difficult to distinguish humour from what really emanates from the meeja and Owebrox mouthpieces these days.
Aye that Steve Davis has a face like errr ………………………
An Ulster Unionist.
I’ve nevorr cracked a smyle in my lyfe and I don’t intend forrr to starrt nye, neithurr I won’t.
uggplug Davis looks like Steptoe,he’d get his money back on the Ghost Train !
When the fuck did Kim Marsh walk out the shower naked on Coronation Street? and is it on I player?
You missed the wan that said,that your wallet was lost doon Govan Manor,the Green Mahn,its safe to cross now mister.
Who dressed him? wiz it his mither?Ha,Ha, Ha.
He opened up his curly herr,oh Desi,dont take yoor luv to town.
Hope the Hertz fan that tried to hit Scotty,disny take up boxing,he wouldny last five minuets.
AWE pair wee Robbie,they shouldny have let that Sinclair car onto the park,its no fair. Thats correct Robert,get Cowie the Coward to take out Tierny tho. and Walker Texas Ranger the new mini sub from poundland to Dive, Dive, Dive.Thats ok ya shower of’@@@@:
Get that great wee player,fast as feck,with the Goal scoring touch signed up QUICK.We need him back playin great,sign up James.
Now that Poundstretchers is no more,Sevco will have to Find players at Car Boot Sales etc.55 titles in 4 years.Only Sevco can pull that off.The next 5 League Titles are Tim Bound.Celtic have Moussa Sevco have Dodoo lololol
De, DA, DA, DA DE DA, DA Doodoo. Cocka Doodledoo.
HUNSKELPERS R US!!!CFC YNWA COYBIG HH THE CELTS ARE HERE.if Sevco bring back Krisdinho Boyd Celtic could be facing a year of catch up..Watching Sevco against Hamilton just brought the broadist smile to my Dial.This lot are seriously seriously Deluded to even suggest winning the Premier.Not unless part of there Five Way agreement has such nonsense in the smallprint.Nothing would surpris me with our so called SFA.The Hunz have Specky Robertson on the SFA books so watch this space.And dodgy decisions in other games too,Its not Fair play policy were Sevco are concerned.First team in the history of our game going for 55 titles in 4 years of existance.Sevco fans have been flogging a dead horse and the SFA and media are playing along.
HH cmon u Bhoys in Green
Nice one Desi! Would have been even better with some photos to go with the Helen Flanagan quotes, but I expect Ralph has ..ahem … single-handedly depleted all available online stock 🙂
Seriously the Bitterness is spewing out of Robbie Nielson regarding anything Celtic.When you look at his idiotic comments regarding the Cheater Walker then Scott Sinclairs debut then Scott Brown etc.Someone give the muppet a Hanky