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Celtic Diary Thursday January 28: Lunchtime Special

Last week, on the way to the game, we intrepid travellers of the Lennon CSc hit on the subject of the semi final on Sunday, and at that point none of us had any news on tickets. Largely because the chap who organised that sort of thing for us wasn’t with us due to unforeseen circumstances.

Well, I say unforeseen, the rest of us knew he wouldn’t go home on Friday night after just a couple.

No matter how many times he told us. Or, indeed texted us to ask if we could give him a quick ring in the morn to make sure he was up.

We all did. but as he was outside asleep in the gutter when we got there, he hadn’t heard his phone. And there was no way we would have made it all the way to a seat in the motor.

Anyhow, I digress.

There is a bit of ticket news, which seems a little late with the game just a couple of days away, and it’s my turn to ask, but is this really the first notice of tickets ahead of a Cup semi final ?

CELTIC head to Hampden this Sunday, and with tickets for Under-16s only £5, it’s a great opportunity to bring some young fans along to cheer on the Bhoys as they face Ross County in the League Cup semi-final.

Tickets for the game on Sunday, January 31 (KO: 3pm) are on sale from the Ticket Office at Celtic Park only, priced £20 adults and £5 Under-16.

The Home Cup Ticket scheme does not apply for this match. All Season Ticket Holders must purchase a ticket for this match.

The Ticket Office is open Monday to Friday, 9.30am ‘til 5pm and also this Saturday, January 30 from 9am until 12noon for supporters wanting to buy their tickets.

We advise all Season Ticket Holders to ensure that, when purchasing tickets for this match, all client references are given at the time of booking to ensure that records reflect attendance at this match.

That last line is interesting.

They’re keeping an eye on us, aren’t they ?

Fast forward to the next big push for season books, sales through the floor,  as supporters decide they would rather not give their details to Police Scotland via Celtic Football Club.

When were the club ever bothered about “reflecting ” the attendance ?

Still, at least we can be assured the Kelly’s have definitely gone. They would have had the attendance at about sixteen or something.

The transfer window is on;ly open now until the end of the weekend, and as clubs work their way down the list of who they want at the top to who they are getting at the bottom, we’ve decided that we’ll leave all that nonsense to the Rumour mill, which will be published before the window closes. Or after it, well, we’re not sure exactly when, but it should be done in time for christmas.

But here’s a wee snippet that perhaps outlines how dificult it can be to bring in players, not just because of the clubs wage structure, but also because of a players demands.

Fabrice N’Sakala , Congo internationalist , now with Anderlecht, spoke of interest from Celtic last summer…

 

N’Sakala was on the verge of joining Celtic six months ago, and the player revealed he was in talks with regards to a move to Scotland, but a deal never materialised.

“Last summer I sat around the table with Celtic. Lille were also interested. A loan move was a possibility, but it’s all come to nothing because of the financial offer, ” said the full back on the interest from Celtic. 

From that, you can read almost anything, but to me it sounds like the player has a higher value of himself than Celtic have. Unsurprisingly, I suppose, but if money is their priority, then let them go somewhere else.

Maye we should have a wee bit more pride in who we are sometimes, and Jim Ward/Celtic Vereses on twitter, posted this to help us remember;

Makes me want to get the guitar out and put a few chords to it, but then i’d have to learn how to play , and more importantly, have some kind of musical talent.

Speaking of twitter, a chap called Kraljski held his own wee poll asking what people thought of the BBC show “Sportscene” , and after 890 people responded, the results suggest that a revamp of the show is in order.

Either that or setting fire to the studio and claiming on the insurance.

He asked “Sportscene-good Viewing ? “

Ninety Four per cent said No.

Thats kind of convincing, and if I was the producer I’d be worried about those figures. After all, cat food companies launch campaigns on a nine out of ten approval rating for their products, and this is above that level, although it disapproves.

A little shorter today than usual. Good to see a big response to the caption competition yesterday, Andybhoys crack about the growlers has to be the winner.

Today, this -a wonderful picture-needs a caption;

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My lad brought his mate round last night. He’s.sadly, HIV positive.

I refused to shake hands with him, which caused a row, and all sorts of name calling.

Well, he shouldn;t have worn his Rangers top , should he ?

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8 years ago

Warbuton attempts to use Sevco Fax Machine

Honest Hoops
8 years ago

Caption,forces day night entertainment at grey skull, Govan

Hugh67
8 years ago

I think the club wanting your ref no is to set priorities for matches with restricted allocation? May be wrong.

Caption : all together ” 10 Wooly Willies hanging on the wall “

John54
8 years ago
Reply to  Hugh67

I think you are right Hugh67. Those who have taken tickets for previous rounds, especially the semi, get priority for cup final allocation, should we get there.

Cartvale88
8 years ago

Laughing at the request for a loan to plug the gap till the end of the season, also the unfair yellow card, or as the Inuit say ‘same old song’
Good of Celtic to charge a fiver for children, hope we continue our upward march.

Plumsaucesaurus
8 years ago

Watching Sportscene is strictly for auld duffers and masochists.

Honest JohnBhoy
8 years ago

Caption “I-nu-it, when you listen closely I definitely doesn’t say we’re up to our necks in EBTs”

elcormaco
8 years ago

Take a bow johnbhoy.

Honest JohnBhoy
8 years ago

*it

celtsfan67
8 years ago

Caption,

Naka listens to Charlie and the bhoys and is philosophical about his unfeasibly hairy knees.

HH

deadhead67
8 years ago

this all we got from those bastard white christians,after the genocide of native north americans

Monti
8 years ago
Reply to  deadhead67

Jesus loves you, he loves all of us!

BondiBrian
8 years ago
Reply to  Monti

No me, am an atheist but if JC gets yi through the night, then good luck to yi.

Monti
8 years ago
Reply to  BondiBrian

Bondagebrian,
Jesus Christ is with all of us, regardless of what you believe.
He is there, he loves you and all you have to do is speak to him.

He is right by your side, ever step of the way!

BondiBrian
8 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Nonsense.

pensionerbhoy
8 years ago
Reply to  deadhead67

deadhead

Thank God I had parents, didn’t eat chocolate and lived in a ghetto.

Can I ask where all your generalities are conceived or, more likely, perceived?

H H

VooDude
8 years ago

Thought I’d gotten away with it as you didn’t mention it on Monday. Never, ever, again. 🙂

VooDude
8 years ago
Reply to  Ralph Malph

Now be fair, that was just your reflection in the window.

dziekanowski's nightclub child
8 years ago

What is the use of being on the home ticket scheme if they don’t bother using it? I only found out that the tickets were out for the semi-final on Saturday by stumbling onto a tweet. Shambles!!

Dziekanowskis' nightclub child
8 years ago

I don’t have a caption but he looks as if he is getting pelt…ers off of someone, I don’t know what it’s fur though. barroom boom tsch

mr greene
8 years ago

Sitting Bull pumps up the raiding party by playing ” The Boys Of The Old Brigade ” .

elcormaco
8 years ago

Caption:

“Geroni- mo mo f**k your Mo”

or
“After asking specialsits to study the evidence carefully the SFA’s investigation team found no evidence of any sectarian singing at Ibrox. ever”

8 years ago

Caption: Naka’s post-retirement job as a polar explorer

Monti
8 years ago

Caption: Inuit get’s his new Sony stereo delivered from Amazon, but they forgot to include the needle.
” Fur fuck sake ” – he said.

charlie
8 years ago

caption geronimo and the apache CSc tune into a few rebs

JIMBO
8 years ago

Caption

Check oot ma new IPlayer

Morto
8 years ago

Caption:
crackle… and we will over invest…crackle…protect our culture…crackle…triumph over the incomers…. crackle.
I really believe in this Dave ‘sings with bears’ King.

Corktim
8 years ago

That’s some tune Sean south,ah shit here’s the polis

Jim
8 years ago

Another Rumour mill…..Yessssss…..Lashings of Pish….soak me….SOAK MEEEE…..oh and cheers for sharing my CelticVerses effort…..Nice one. Jim.

Brencelt
8 years ago

Caption:Yes we have loads of animals hanging there. Even have a three year old corpse called rangers hanging out back. Though I’ve made some space for its illegimate bastard offspring sevco. I hear on grapevine it’s due to die very soon too.

Monti
8 years ago

This transfer window is thoroughly depressing, Stviatchenko and Christie should be good additions to the squad, but come on, we need a bit of individual flair in this side.
And what of players being sold to free up wages?
Surely the agent for Ambrose has been instructed by Lawwell to find a new club, surely.
Boerrigter?

Still, at least we have Man City on speed dial, to borrow one or two of their young players,who will get the chance of first team football at Celtic, to the detriment of our young players at erm, Celtic?

You just look after your bonus Lawwell.

andybhoy
8 years ago
Reply to  Monti

M, they couldn’t give Boerrigter away in a lucky bag.

fin49
8 years ago

Fur ever and ever, we’ll follow the bhoys.
The Glasgow Celtic, the Tim Malloys.

londontic 67
8 years ago

Stop this nonsense of developing other clubs players look at denyer great player but after a year we loose him then we need to go out and get a replacement surely in the long run we are better spending a few bob on a decent player keep him for a few years and then sell him on.
HH

Mike Annis
8 years ago

Sports sound tries desperately to reach their last living listener.

bgbhoy
8 years ago

who is this Tim Malloy you sing of?

andybhoy
8 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

lol!

Monti
8 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

He is currently on trial….

celtsfan67
8 years ago

No more loan signings!!!

HH

Susan Murphy
8 years ago

Caption….

“Get your genuine Titanic souvenirs here….

HH

Sue

8 years ago

What news from The Bears Shitebags?

Who are they trying to ban/bully today?

8 years ago
Reply to  TonyB

Theyre in talks wae King Billy, I mean Billy King for a 6 month deal

I wonder if anyone will have a long wait on development money if he signs

Monti
8 years ago
Reply to  desimond

Desimond,
Marketing dream for the Huns though…..

Maybe we should go for Steven Ireland and give him the number 32

Monti
8 years ago

Caption: The most northerly branch of the Huns support, have just heard that the Wi-Fi bill has been paid and they expect it to be working shortly.

Majimjo
8 years ago

‘Fur its a Grand Old Team’ reaches Greenland

schoosh71
8 years ago

What I’d like to see from a re-vamped football program, is stats. Who ran the furthest? Who had the most pass conversion percentage? Who had the most shots on target, tackles ect, ect. All sport broadcasting should be taking a look at how E-Sports is ran, promoted and presented. If you went into ANY schools and asked them what would they rather to as a job between playing football and playing games, there is only one winner especially in the colder environment countries. Only my opinion. HH

Monti
8 years ago
Reply to  schoosh71

Schoosh,
Did you really just do that?

8 years ago

Bilel Moshni relaxes before his debut for FC Malamut by listening to The Chilly Boys.

basqueceltic
8 years ago

Caption;Basqueceltic listens to E-Tims podcast from his forced exile,for his failed attempt at humour…………nice to see the caption queen is still posting.Slainte.PS…no need to apologise.

8 years ago

A pehttps://www.change.org/p/scottish-football-association-return-integrity-to-football-administration-in-scotland-94421b40-2d6b-4d4b-9cff-912c9849478ftition against the SFA. Let’s support it!

Craig Letford
8 years ago

Caption: When you play it backwards it says-“rangers is dead”.

pensionerbhoy
8 years ago

Ralph

I’ll give it a try

“What’s this fur? Well, New Balance said there were too many complains about the hoops shirts.”

H H

Monti
8 years ago
Reply to  pensionerbhoy

PB,
Awful! 🙂

8 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti, sign the petition mate.

pensionerbhoy
8 years ago
Reply to  Jimthetim

Just done it, Jimthetim, and had a few choice words to add.

H H

pensionerbhoy
8 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti

I have not forgotten your question about what I would like to see changed in the current game. I know you only asked for two main changes but that would never be enough for me with my big mouth and, besides, do you really believe only two changes would make a difference to the present shambles that is Scottish football? I am referring to the top as well as the bottom and then I might be tempted to lift the carpet and check hoe thick the dirt is under there. That would be a book with several volumes :).

I will get an article done sometime – maybe, like Ralph’s transfer predictions, by Christmas. IF I AM STILL BREATHING!!!! It’s getting harder year on year and the heart in mouth games certainly do not help. However, I am not ready just yet to put that down to Ronnie nor to get into fisticuffs with your expertise. When my new inhaler arrives, I will take up that particular challenge. Right now I am truly preoccupied with external commitments though I must have my daily Dairy read or I simply cannot sleep. It is truly pleasing illusion, though, to believe it is the wife who keeps me awake.

H H

Monti
8 years ago
Reply to  pensionerbhoy

Pensionerbhoy,
Ha. I asked for two changes just in the name of interest, there are a lot more than two changes required in Scottish football, I’ll give you that.
I look forward to your article and feel free to challenge me on any comments I make that you disagree with, or indeed agree with.
Take care!!

HH

BondiBrian
8 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Wishing you all the best PB. HH

pensionerbhoy
8 years ago
Reply to  pensionerbhoy

BondiBrian

Many thanks. I am content at the moment to sit in a corner and just read. There are so many sticks and stanes flying about at the moment I would feel safer on the history channel in a trench somewhere in France. Gertrude in a mere breeze compared to ETims of late. Always nice to hear from the land of sunshine, smiles, not forgetting the ones with big teeth, sharks and crocks.

Bedtime here and I have to have m kip. Goodnight.

H H

BondiBrian
8 years ago
Reply to  pensionerbhoy

Ach ah know PB with some toxic posts of late by usual suspects but yer posts are well received by me other side of the planet. BTW you forgot aboot the spiders…. there was a huge Huntsman ( Huns eh! ) on ma kitchen table last night…harmless but scary when they rear up looking for a square go! HAIL HAILN aw that!

andybhoy
8 years ago

Caption

President of the Alaska Eskimo Tims, ETims for short, hears the news that his fur collection is worth more than the entire Sevco playing squad and that brown brogues are the required footwear of choice down at the scrapyard.

8 years ago

all celtic fans should bhoycot ALL AWAY GAMES FECK THE S F A AND SEVCO

Monti
8 years ago

elfranco,
That should have been done a long,long time ago.

I will not put money into a game that is corrupt to the core, it is fucking nonsense!

mike
8 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Can we start by BHOYCOTTING the SEMI on Sunday,

WHY O WHY are we giving THE GREEN POUND to the SEVCO supporters at the SFA, it wont cost our club,it will only highlight the fact that they are only interested in the Bigoted club from govan.
WE THE CELLIC SUPPORTERS are sick of being treated as second class citizens,give the SFA SWEET FECK ALL.
THEY are treating us as MUGS.

Monti
8 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike,
To be fair, Peter Lawwell is treating us as mugs!

mike
8 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti,

That he may be,but there is no doubt in my mind who the enemies of Celtic are and chief among them are the bigoted S.F.A.
Until the Celtic support mobilize and refuse to be treated as second class citizens then we will always be treated that way.
James Clark of the Scottish Fitba Monitor had a meeting last week with Mcrae and Dickson,well named,it was made clear to James that they regarded Sevco as the same as the Deid club.We have to make a stand against these pricks or we will always be treated as inferior.
They asked him when the meeting ended what team he was going to see that evening,can you beleive they are still asking the same question they asked me when i went for a job interview some (ahem)50 years back.Whatr school did you go to?

DanThe Man
8 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Remember the wee junior team s who won’t get their big day in the sun . ☘☘☘

Monti
8 years ago
Reply to  DanThe Man

Mensa warning ⚠

DanThe Man
8 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Sshhh! Monti

Susan Murphy
8 years ago

Caption….

♫♫ Feed the bear….feed the bear♫♫

HH

Sue

Greenday
8 years ago

Aberdonian frontiersman loses his gramophone and seasons pelt haul from angry inuit.” All I asks him like was, furry boots ye fae “?

Monti
8 years ago
Reply to  Greenday

🙂

Bgbhoy
8 years ago

Caption. Michael Mols father surrounded by his collection of polar bear cocks listens to glen Daley perform the Celtic song for the first time

Charlie Saiz
8 years ago

Quartermaster of the Oh Ah Sami RA belting out the tunes

mike
8 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Charlie your getting better at that,

Then ah saw her face now im a beleiver,
not a trace of doubt in ma mind,
Am in looove now im a beleiver.

BTW any Grammer corrections and im efter you BHOY.

mike
8 years ago
Reply to  mike

BTW missed oot the HE.HE.

Just in case your wondering.

Charlie Saiz
8 years ago
Reply to  mike

I should imagine you meant to spell believer wrong twice in order to get a reaction?
No idea what the rest meant if I’m being honest.

Susan Murphy
8 years ago

Caption……

“Dave king surprised at cold reception to his promised record signing”

HH

Sue

delbhoy
8 years ago

How no just gie borritger a chance! , the few times he has played under ronny he was in a team that individually and collectively was rank rotten and he was no better or worse than anyone else but like a few players was completely bombed out.

you dont come through the ajax system if your rubbish. People point to injuries but as far as im aware the boys fit. Maybe with a point to prove who knows, i can recall him having a lot of pace which is no bad thing today.

Monti
8 years ago
Reply to  delbhoy

delbhoy,
Are you taking the piss neebs?

charlie
8 years ago

the zombies are now tapping guys afae the minis ffs ha ha ha ha ha

charlie
8 years ago

he better watch oot for yon wee furry fellas holes at murrays marshland ha ha ha ha

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