Glasgow Celtic is Breaking Bad

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Following the Game of Thrones mash up, here is the Breaking Bad + Scottish Football mash up

Walter White/Heisenberg :
Seemingly had major promise at an early age but his decline and fall from grace soon met self loathing and a downward spiral. It looked so bleak. The only way was to get back to what he knew. From a tortured lumbering soul with confidence problems, he found his feet, came into a bit of money and succes in his field and weirdly got obsessed about his hair. Those  run-ins with the law and dodgy company do cause some nightmares though!
Tony Stokes

Jesse Pinkman
Once a youthfull upstart who was quick with his tongue and his feet but always a little too rough around the edges for some. Had talent for sure but he needed an older wiser head here and there to steer him onto the right path of progression. This charmers redemption is complete and now pretty well respected and very much cared about.
Scott Brown

Sklyer White
A strange mix of Cold hearted yet loving. Usually depends on who is on the receiving end. Plays the moral card when it suits but when it comes down to it, only really interested in whats best for them. Not very likeable despite trying to give of the air of victimhood.
Derek McInnes

Walter White Jnr
Such a lovely yet tortured boy. Sadly crippled with poor limbs, his hearts clearly in the right place and everyone feels a little bit sorry for him.
James Forrest

Hank Schrader
One Tough motherf*cker who doesnt take any prisoners. Doesnt go in for the fancy stuff, prefers to get the job done and walk away with his head held high. Family man who doesnt really get the respect he deserves given his willingness to run through walls and take any bullet for the cause.
Emilio Izaghuire

Marie Schrader
Annoying wee character riddled with a false sense of importance. Pretty as in pretty hopeless. Whines pretty much all of the time about what they deserve in life without actually doing much to make it happen. There’ll be a Purple link in there too no doubt somewhere!
Neil Doncaster

Saul Goodman
Suited and booted, this is a man who always seems to land on his feet despite getting into some very hot situations and seeing his reputation questioned on many an occasion. Used to dealing with low lifes and colourful characters, this charmer rides on the edge of respect and ridicule. A tough negotiator who still seems a joke to many despite his relative successful career.
Peter Lawwell

Mike Ehrmantraut
Old school and a man of few words. Quietly goes about his business and doesnt need to shout loud, his talents are there for all to see. Highly respected and the respect rise has been exponential since he arrived on the scene. He might be in the background but thats just because thats the way he likes it.
Nir Biton

Jesse Plemons
A seemingly daft blonde kid who arrived from an animal related mob. In truth he seemed totally out his depth on arrival and striggled to find his feet. After a few mishaps, he buckled down and actually made significant progress. This sharp shooter was soon making moves to claim the top spot for himself.
Leigh Griffiths

Lydia Rodarte-Quayle
This despicable opportunist is a right chancer who would do anything to get ahead and make a profit. Keeps their distance when it suits and plays the naivete card which no-one believes in any more. The words come-uppance are never far away and has ‘Doomed’ written all over them despite their skewed sense of survival.
Dave King

Gustavo Fring
An image of respectability hides a core of horrible greed and a total lack of morals. Heaven help you if you cross them as their revenge will be served long and wide with extra gravy. A horrid creature really who would sell you down the river without a second thought if they considered it in their best interest.
The Scottish Press

Hector Salamanca
This sad one sits in his chair and makes mad wee tortured attempts at strangled conversation. Once a big shot for sure but now pretty much reduced to part equal moments of horror and comedy.
Charlie Nicholas.

Jane Margolis
A wayward fly by night. Very pretty and how they love the tattoos, this charming chancer quickly draws you in but the appeal just as soon wears off and opinions are soon split. In truth, when the love affair dies, its not just them who are left with a little vomit on their lips
John Guidetti

Skinny Pete
A principal character back at the start but soon faded away into the background as story progressed. To be fair people did like him and many were glad to see him return at the end training his sights on the target.
Kris Commons

Bogdan Wolynetz
A hairy angry old soul who spends most of his time moaning about how the main player isnt doing enough. Its one sad complaint after another until the main player decides enough is enough and duly dispatches the old moaner out on his arse
Hugh Keevins

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