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Celtic Diary Wednesday July 22: Another Way Of Looking At It

Celtic , perhaps not surprisingly, lost 4-0 to Paris St Germain last night. Not surprisingly, Brazilian forward Neymar got on everyones nerves, and not surprisingly, keyboard managers went into overdrive.

 

Pretty much all of the players came in for criticism, and even the one who stood out, Olivier Ntcham, only did it becuase he was in France and looking for a new club.

 

However, what I saw was a top class side facing a team thats just coming out of hibernation , which in turn handled the surreal atmosphere quite well, and managed, for the most part , to keep high levels of concentration.

 

Make no mistake, as the season draws closer, thats the single most important thing that needs to be worked on. Especially as Celtic have often cited the support as a crucial factor in their success.

 

Oh, that and the fact that playing one up front against superior sides isn’t going to get the baby bathed.

 

Afterwards, manager Neil Lennon seemed to be satisfied, at least to a degree…

 

“We were playing against a world-class side. We didn’t get off to the best of starts, but I thought after that, for about 30/35 minutes, we were a match and we played some really good football.

“I’m so disappointed we didn’t get a goal because I thought our play deserved one.

“But that’s as stiff an examination as you’re going to get, so in terms of a working exercise on the physical side of the game, the mental side and the concentration side of it, that’s as good as it gets. I’m really pleased with a lot of aspects of the game.”

He added: “It was really tough for the players and then PSG changed their full team at half-time. I think some of our players needed the game.

“The players have only really had one full game going into this one, so I think they’ll benefit from it.

“It’s a been a terrific quality of teams that we’ve played over the last four or five days and I think that’ll stand us in good stead going forward.” 

 

 

Some will argue that morale boosting double figure romps against weaker sides would have been of more benefit, but French police wouldn’t let us play “rangers ” in the Vimto Cup.

 

 

The SFA have set the date for the Scottish cup semi finals and finals, meaning that the festive season this year could see a quadruple treble being celebrated, which would certainly get the tinsel tangoing.

 

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The rules changes involve the use of five substitutes instead of three, and the winners of the tournament will play “rangers ” for the real trophy, with the Ibrox side allowed eleven loannees who they can pay tax free as much as they ask.

 

Players at a new club, such as Johnny Hayes, will not be cup tied, which means the likeable Irishman can play against Celtic, and might not be so likeable after that.

And if you believe some of the non-pish stained guff on the web, Sam Cosgrove could be leading the line against them…

 

Something else announced yesterday , potentially significant, is that clubs can now have six players on loan instead of four, which makes Dundee a good bet for silverware.

 

Leigh Griffths is not ayailable for loan , according to Neil Lennon, but don’t be surprised if he joins a contingent of Celts on Tayside as a big thank you for helping us win the league.

 

It also means that we can probably come back from France with a goalkeeper, a defender and maybe even a forward.

 

Despite their support blaming the Lawwell Factor , now that its his turn to be on the SPFL board, Ibrox should stop and consider that it also allows them to sign six players on loan, and if they can find six sash wearing white supremists to appease their core support, then it could benefit them as well.

 

They’ll need some help from somewhere, as their merchandise has been taken off the web as the result of Mike Ashkleys tanks moving up the lawn again.

 

The dopey Ibrox board somehow thought they could circumvent the terms of their contract with him, and yet again find themselves on the wrong end of litigation.

 

Phil MacGiollabhan goes into great detail here, and with Celtic planning ahead to win a tenth title and fifth treble, it becomes apparent any planning at Ibrox is merely about getting the wages paid every month.

 

With pressure mounting on them to dispel the notion that they tolerate racism among their support, the club released a statement which said they don’t, but interestingly it was formatted below a moan about Alfredo Morelos being racially abused again by Celtic fans, no evidence of which has ever stood up to scrutiny.

 

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this gives the appearance that the condemnation was an afterthought, and something they felt had to be put in , but wasn’t that important to them.

Still, if they do expel the bigots and racists will make social distancing at games much less of a problem.

 

Ibrox - Rangers Football Club, Official Website

 

 

Speaking of social distancing and matters of health, the NHS have released further advice for those who are worried during the current crisis….

 

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The morelos  abuse appeared on instagram, and is bizarre, to say the least.

 

Apparently, this is a Celtic supporter….

 

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Surely “up the Ra ” and maybe a flag of Ireland would have been more likely to add to credibility ?

 

As for any Celt who looks like that, including the hairstyle,  I would tend to think he would have maybe not wanted to go public.

 

And I also think someone, somewhere would have done a humorous piece on “Celtic fan who looks like Morelos suffers abuse from fellow fans “…

 

I suspect this story, having served its purpose, will quietly disappear…

 

 

Then again, you can;t help but understand the fear and paranoia at Ibrox, when evidence surfaced that Celtic are owned by someone who has immortality amongst his traits. Physical immortality, that is…

 

This picture was taken in 1931, and it clearly shows Dermot Desmond with the Celtic squad on a trip to the USA….

 

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We go back a few days for the last caption competition, as people still refuse to go shopping in the traditional way, thus making my life a misery….

 

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Iancelt67

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Surgeons wait patiently to prepare Stevie for his lobotomy, the delusion that he thinks he’s a football manager is beyond conventional treatment  

 

 

Today….

 

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Iancelt67
3 years ago

Celtic played like training cones last night apart from Frimpong and Ntcham. Keeper is dreadful Ajer can’t mark properly. Christie and McGregor’s speed of thought oxymoronic….

Keyboard warrior #1

charlie
3 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

caption training cones for giants tae dribble roon

Monti
3 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Celtic were playing against some of the best players in world football.
If you acknowledge that fact first, you’ll develop an understanding of the game.

Iancelt67
3 years ago
Reply to  Monti

“Some of the best” maybe 2-3. The rest very good players. Fair enough. It’s the manner of the approach to the game. It’s only pre season, but I’ve seen this movie before. I’ve also seen teams like Rennes beat PSG a team we outclassed last year
TBH I never actually saw that game. I’m sure they didn’t approach that game with a rabbit in the headlights manner Anyway no big deal I’m allowed to star opinion

Iancelt67
3 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

An not star I won’t get ah ad of myself. Think we need a keeper and another centre back. Drop ajer off in a parachute to the san Siro

Monti
3 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

You said ” Celtic played like training cones “, that’s unfair on the players, players who have given every ounce of sweat over the last few years, you should remember that before picking at them.

Iancelt67
3 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Expensive training cones I swear I saw one of them move

Cartvale88
3 years ago

Caption
Are the Huns still coming?

Celtic as a team need at least three players, yes in the first half we played the big team, but in the second half that was not the case.
Urgently need a goalkeeper for Bain, a defender as Bitton is not one, and Boli well what can be said. A few of the team were strong, others out of their deprh, good enough to win in Scotia, in Europe another area.
Now is the time to use financial muscle to strengthen as quite a few senior clubs in Europe are struggling with finances.

alzyerpal
3 years ago

Caption – As they wait for their new houses across the road from Ibrox to be built, homeowners move in to temporary accommodation.

3 years ago

Celtics new Pay per View wasnt quite as expected

Monti
3 years ago
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Steven R
3 years ago

Caption: Michael Jackson arrives in a chauffeur-driven limousine to film the Thriller video outside Ibrox, whilst the film crew get the cherry-pickers ready to film the zombies coming out at full-time.

Brencelt
3 years ago

Caption:
Have you ever seen gerrard win the league? Have you f…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wfNrXhF4Cy4

Bognorbhoy
3 years ago

Caption …
Those enterprising Scousers get to watch the champions presentation ,socially distanced in family groups …

3 years ago

Caption: Fans of the soon to be “Rangers” the third show that they are planning ahead , and are ready to once again visit the groud with the big hedge behind the goal where the ball gets stuck

Rob O'Keeffe
3 years ago

Considering the length of time Celtic haven’t been able to play,I think we showed over the three games,with another goalie,another CH and a no- nonsense style midfielder that we will cruise the Way to 10 this season…..
P.S.C’mon Leigh,you show them,get back to doing what you do best.Resistance beats Persistence….

Hank Chinaski
3 years ago
Reply to  Rob O'Keeffe

I think crusing to 10 is bullish in the extreme, until COVID came along I thought 10 would be easier than 9, there has been a financial levelling that will mean that we may not be able to flex the muscles for the additonal players to keep the gap wide enough.

SteveNaive
3 years ago

Caption
War of the Worlds 3 affected by budget cuts.

DGC
3 years ago

Caption – Still a better view than Hampden….

Whitearra
3 years ago

Caption : “Filming begins of ‘Close Encounters of the Third Kind’ at Ibrox”.

charlie
3 years ago

mind yon time celtic imposed social distancing on the zombies bangers 1 celtic 5 on you tube ide put the clip up but yees would wait awe day furrit

Bhramblejelly
3 years ago

Photo caption….they took to the roofs, the skies and even used every cherry picker available but still no one could see the Huns coming

pilsbury dough bhoy
3 years ago

Caption
Ibrox crowd await the arrival of the much heralded floating pitch

Cole Burns
3 years ago

Caption
Peter Lawwell manages to get another 50 fans off the season ticket waiting list.

Dziekanowski's nightclub child
3 years ago

Caption: Paul the Tim makes sure he sees the game

Una
3 years ago

Caption

Work begins on the floating pitch as promised in the daily ragcord

George Lazenbhoy
3 years ago

Caption : rangers go in search of the moral high ground

On a side note am I the only dozey fucker that presses the arrow to return to the top of screen instead of post comment ‍♂️

Humpty Numpty
3 years ago

CAPTION
One Glasgow restaurant owner takes social distancing to heart.

Puggy67
3 years ago

Caption: Listen the guy’s brand new but until he gets his prostate sorted he’s no getting back.

Eddie
3 years ago

Caption . “nope ….still cant see them coming”

Scarman
3 years ago

Celtic fans already in Paris for the psg game are shown to their socially distanced seating.

Monti
3 years ago
Reply to  Scarman

Caption: Una get’s a delivery of coving dusters.

Una
3 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Didn’t realise that covid was dust

Bognorbhoy
3 years ago

Caption too…
Another shite father Ted fairground ride …

3 years ago

Caption: Gies a lift over Mr i want to see the jungle.

3 years ago

This is the weakest looking Celtic squad for some considerable time.
Injurues to Edouard Jullien and Ajer would cripple us. Midfield we are OK but the spine of the team keeper centre backs left backs and forward all needs addressed. Peter over to you and you need to move quickly.

3 years ago

CAPTION
Castore strips take the huns to new heights.

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