According to the latest reports, the evidence held by “rangers ” that is set to change Scottish football forever has landed with all the other clubs and now we can see what all the fuss is about.
At the time of writing ( 10.50am ), we’re still waiting, so clearly CEO’s all around the country have had their ghast flabbered, their whelm overed and their ,er, well, you get the drift.
There is talk that Stewart Robertson is going to appear on Sky Sports, but we’re not sure when, nor are we sure which translator will be employed.
Whatever is revealed, it had better have been worth the waiting…
Having said that, I do believe there will be a new hashtag trending on twitter along the lines of “Is that fucking it ?”
I may be wrong, and it won;t be the first time, but I’m still of the belief if there really was any evidence of any note, then “rangers ” wouldn’t have been the only ones to have gathered it.
Roger Mitchell, who was head of the SPL at one time, has expressed his fears that “rangers ” might not survive the Covid epidemic as a football club-or company.
He said:
“I just get a strong feeling with these delays that @RangersFC aren’t going to make it.
“They were already in dire financial straits. I can’t see how they survive this covid black swan.
“The question is: do they take the whole of Scottish football with them?! Critical days!!!”
The question is, how did he get such anti-establishment views into the mainstream media ?
To be fair, the Sun did its best to play down his opinion, first in the headline…
Celtic-daft ex-SPL chief Mitchell says he can’t see Rangers surviving coronavirus crisis financially
Then in the text..
The Celtic-daft former SPL chief then asked if the Light Blues could take the rest of Scottish football with them.
In July last year, he fired off a 17-tweet rant as he asked: “Are Rangers going bust again?”
He later admitted to being “more than half cut” as he made the posts on social media.
The BBC went with this…
Fenian bastard talks shite
Although that was pulled by the high heid yins who maintain that the BBC have the monopoly on talking shite.
Speaking of talkng shite, Talkshite radio sleep inducers Ally Mccoist and Alan Brazil highlighted their depth of wit when they made headlines with Brazil’s one liner to McCoist that showed all of those who do podcasts have some way to go to match the improvised humour of the professionals.
“That Dundee away strip next year is a cracker, eh? The green and white hoops.”
Fortunately, I missed the show, and thats good because if I’d heard that my sides may have split and who wants to end up in hospital these days ?
Speaking of podcasts, there’s proof that you just can’t trust the polls these days….
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Inmate poses as another detainee, puts on a face mask and is mistakenly released
Word is that Alfredo Morelos is also considering using a face mask to get out of Ibrox…
There is still no word whats in the dossier as I finish this off, but we do have exclusive footage of the reaction of one club secretary who opened the envelope…
Don;t let anyone from the Record see it, or it will end up in their up to the minute live reporting of the issue, which so far says…
Good morning
Yesterday, we had this…
No seriously, have a listen, “Its cold outside, and the paints peeling off of my walls”.
(Gary Numans Tubeway Army, Are Friends Electric, written and performed before he took up crashing aeroplanes for a living. )
Today…
Edit….just in…
Hampden 2019:
“Same time next year then Peter, unless something catastrophic happens?”
Here Peter, those stupid huns think you are in charge!
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“Hello Peter. Are you still on for next week’s KSC meeting?
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‘Two hundred pages and not a crayon scribble anywhere, at least they’re trying Peter’.
………’ nope, spoke too soon.’
Not a shred of evidence regarding bullying and corruption? I thought the Liebrox “legal team” were polishing their dossier? At least in these dark times we can rely on the Crumbledome Conmen to provide much needed hilarity….
Could I ask STV to get rid of Sean Batty? He told us it would be lovely today in Glasgow and it’s actually baltic and cloudy.Making things up.Is his middle name Ralph?…
Caption: Right Peter,that’s me joined the Roger Mitchell CSC….
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210 pages of obfuscation and shite big Pete, no wonder there’s a toilet roll shortage.
The journos like English and his erstwhile hun buddie Thomson are concerned about a loan given to Gretna and want the Stygian stables cleaned, not realising that the SPFL did not exist in that dark and distant period. Better idea to look at all the people with EBT deals being employed by the state broadcaster, or is that an Establishment retirement club for the hate anything Celtic
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Thanks for keeping the real evidence back Peter
The Dossier, a meaningless distraction and deflection.
“The “Rangers” side letters (35-out of 52 and heavily redacted) were only discovered when the City Of London Police raided the home of corruption, after “Rangers” even refused to acknowledge their existence.
In all circumstances clubs have forfeited the tie 3-0 and sometimes expelled from the competition. As set out by McKenzie and Doncaster. So why didn’t this happen to “Rangers”? A £250,000 fine for years of corruption and no title or trophy withheld. (LNS).
“The Celtic Underground 9-12-2017. ^ ^ ^ The SFA fear a public inquiry”.
So I wont be shedding a tear for Neil Doncaster, his bosum buddy (head in his hands Stewart Regan) Ian Maxwell the SFA or the SPFL ( all the clubs) because they are all aware or participated in the lies and corruption. ALL the clubs, Res.12- the 5Way Agreement.
No my tears will only fall for the loss of honesty and transparency in Scottish football, without that, the game is pretty much meaningless.
Spot on
D-iscount.
O-ption.
S-cheme.
S- porting.
I- ntegrity.
E- bts.
R- angers.
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Mr Lawwell,it
s Bank holiday week-end,dont open yourpost.
sevco sound off-n-cadere FC.
“Hey Peter, now that I’m in the clear and getting paid for fuck all, can you tell me where I can get one of them heated driveways?”
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Kneel: thanks for that carafe of sweet white wine Peter, it was simply delicious. What was it by the way ?
The unseen hand: glad you enjoyed it Kneel, there’s more if you want, it’s the tears of Stephen Thomson collected at dawn, just before he comments on 9iarx2
Barking Mad:
36.5% is a halo indicator.
It is the year 3020 and Celtic are just about to wrap up title 1051, now an unassailable 1009 in a row. The Ibrox swimming pool, established after the former tenants second and final demise, has also sunk without trace though the area is now a nice area to live in. Especially since the Clyde is now the cleanest river in Europe and fishing and swimming are Glasgow’s favourite pastime after Celtic whose revamped 90,000 stadia is again voted pride and atmosphere in the World Soccer League polls, the Green Brigade still rebelling and insisting, correctly, it is footba’! Walking up Rod Stewart Way to see the refurbished Jock Stein Statue alongside Billy Connelly and Scott Brown’s, who still had more energy that all others even when his legs did go, we’re Glasgow’s Green and White sung with the usual utmost pride. The SFA officials arrive alongside the Hibernian coach, their fans singing joyfully at the SFA Cup win five years earlier that stopped The Celtic Thousand Treble after seeing their own Statue of this momentous event. The SFA have brought a ratchet set to undo the bolts that hold the League Championship Trophy securely in place so it can be presented to Celtic Footba’ Club at the end of todays contest against Partick Thistle, some wearing a blue kerchief for those who ancestors of the former sevco FC who decided not to watch Celtic and the announcement of this seasons successful transfer recruits. And on it goes. HH!
Caption : ‘And then I said “look you fat f##ker, I can’t give you a loan, because I gave it all to Peter as an advance”. That’s when he went apeshit’
Them muniments request…Enjoy.
Peter asks Doncaster “ what language was the dossier in “ ?
Tom English.
sevconians, your Grand Daughter shall be called Patricia.
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Many ways Pedro!
Have a thought for thy kit controller.
He`s sequencing the Red,White and Bloo belly band wraps.
Caption:
‘The crazy thing is,Peter, the stupid Huns think we’ve actually been plotting against them’.
Break in Transmission:
Setanta opting for no to reimbursement to those who don`t exist.
sevco summer treats FC.
Caption:
They`re to row row Peter.
Peter Sevco clutching at straws. Do you want me to issue a loan to keep them afloat or will we let them squirm a bit longer. Or will we just laugh at them
Caption: ‘Wis it you that drew a cock ‘n’ balls on Robbo’s dossier?’.
Caption: You can laugh now Peter but if there was a global pandemic every guy would have a haircut like mine.
Drugs & alcohol minus one debauchery.
Stay safe.
Brit Bulldossier.Ye-Ha!
sevco Available on FC.
Tabled.
We are the Palmier.
Within`ll still want Tibetan salt on their peices.
The next Tom Rogic trains with a size 4.
David Graham-I-Am.
Would you,could you,in the dark?
Participation in Chapel activities…the grizzly gers and gerretes.
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Is the friendly with Dundee in Dublin or New York ?
No, they deserve Dubai.
Caption. I see your not the only one that talks shite about a smoking gun
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Then I said to him , don’t go tonto ,I’m no the lone
Arranger …
Caption; ‘…So then John Nelms from Dundee phones me and says “Hello Neil. Is that arsehole Robertson away back to Greyskull with the good news yet? I’m about to email you our real vote now, the huns heads will explode. Mwahahahaha!”.’
There’s only one toilet paper factory in England with the capability to produce 200 sheets. Coincidence? I DON’T THINK SO!
Caption: “May your first grandchild be a masculine child, Don Peter.”
Caption “You remember as a wean, you’d pish up the wall with your mates to see who could get highest? Huns are still playing”
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Have u seen the diarrhoea in the media and the Billy Boys Club tonight?
No, but I have to bring up the 2012 situation Neil
Caption: Doncaster- ” Stupid, stupid Huns “
Caption,Any chance i can kiss your ring EL Pappa?
Of course my son,join the queue