Celtic Diary Sunday September 15: Res 12, Revelations and Rewriting History

Before we talk about the football, here’s an important message from the guys behind the movement that won;t go away.

Morrissey is looking for hauners to collect Res 12 Reinstatemnt signatures at next 2 home games.

He asks on Twitter

Would you like to join me collecting signatures in support of Resolution 12 Reinstatement at the Kilmarnock and/or Partick Thistle home games?

#EndSFACorruption #Res12

Looking forward to your support. Thanks! Please RT.

Either DM him on Twitter or e mail morrisseythe23rd@aol.com.  


Apparently, one particular CEO thinks that not enough of us care about the issue for him to do anything about it.



i think a wee reminder is in order.

He’s had his chance to do something about it, he has let us down, and it’s time for a battle similar to the one that ousted the Whites and Kellys.

It’s our club, not theirs. They are just doing looking after it for a while.

And if they don’t look after it, we’ll find someone who will.

The time to stand up and be counted is now.

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And we can wash away the stench of corruption…


Football, of a fashion, returned yesterday after the international break, and Celtic managed to overcome a stuffy and unimaginative Hamilton side with an first half James Forrest goal. He finished off a cross from debutant loannee Mo Elaynaoussi and for a while it looked like the floodgates would open.

However, the game kind of died a death and gave us little else to talk about. The pitch was poor, the setting was poorer and we should all just be happy that we only have to go there one more time this season.

Hamilton can’t be arsed investing in a permanent stand, and that kind of shows their ambition. They should merge with Motherwell or someone and give up the pretence of wanting to have a team in their town.

They have the Park family involved, who give most of their spare change to Ibrox, so they should either get rid of them or at the very least ask him to maybe spend a few quid locally to upgrade what is the most embarassing football ground in Scotland.

As czd on twitter says…

An absolute fucking joke of a stadium. In a fucking wedding marquee.



Their Supporters Liason Officer was quite vocal on twitter after the game, presumably to justify being a supporters Liason officer at a club with very few supporters.

He criticised a banner that was on display at the ground… which was protesting the price of tickets at the football


Hamilton Accies SLO
Says the dearest away ticket in the league 
We’re allowed to charge more, as we have extra facilities, such as a roof.
And a proper pitch.
Then he attempted to justify the extra costs…
Hamilton Accies SLO
And there’s a wonder why clubs need to increase prices with nonsense like this 
Fair enough, it’s pointless vandalism, and whoever did it should be made to clean it up, but It’s hardly the end of the world.
And surely the Safari Walk, which presumably features elephants, lions and tigers makes enough money money to prosecute these offenders, who would have been caught on camera ?
Interestingly, as the new Resolution 12 campaign gathers momentum, this banner was not allowed into the Hamilton ground…
One wonders if it, and several others like it, will be allowed into Celtic Park….
Anyway, it’s another three points, taking the tally to fifteen from five games, which is the best start to a season in nearly ten years.
And another clean sheet away from home after a solid and professional performance.
Which has to bode well for Thursdays game in Rennes.
Incidentally, Rennes could be without their main man Mabye Niang for that game. As well as the already crocked
Metehan Guclu,  and central defender Gerzino Nyamsi .
Maybe Yokerbhoy can tell us if that matters…he’s the man for previews, said Ralph, in an unashamed hint to the fellow…
Likeable new left back Bolingoli Boli has been impressed with his new team-mates, so much so that he’s predicting a big season in Europe for the hoops..
 “I believe, with Celtic , we can do something in the Europa League. We can go very far. 
He’s not talking about the distances here, he means progress in the tournament, which is , er , different..

“When I look back at my experiences of the competition already, with Rapid and Brugge, Celtic can do better than that.

“It can be a great season for us because we have so much quality. 

Celtic isn’t a club that goes into the Europa League just to be there, to do nothing. 

Er, I’ve a few videos he might want to watch.

“We are a big club and we want to represent the name of Celtic in Europe.

“We want to go far and try to win something.”

 It will take a significant change in attitude from previous seasons to make any sort of mark on the tournament, from club and fans alike. But, it can be done, I suppose…
And Boli may well just be saying out loud what the others are saying in the dressing room.
Dare we dream ?
Meanwhile, our nearest domestic rivals had it all to look forward to…
Er, Kent never actually played for Liverpool competitively, which is why the Mersey club were delighted and astonished when “rangers ” offered £7m for him..
Which given that the only thing he’s torn so far is his hamstring…
makes things a little more difficult for the Ibrox club/company to claim that first major trophy.
Still, they could always earn a few quid more by perhaps utilising the talents of Kent and Oji…perhaps setting up a wee tent outside the ground where supporters can have their minds read..if they’ve got one , that is.
He also believes in Santa , the tooth fairy and the same club myth..
Mark Allen, the director of football at Ibrox has quit, citing that he wants to spend more time with his family. He did the usual thank you , I’ve had a great time speech, before heading off to sunnier climes.
His contribution to their club is questionable at best, failing to raise any significant funds from sales and bringing in dozens of players that frankly no one else wanted.
Given their current financial situation, where they are running at a loss of millions of pounds every year, one wonders what the real reason for his exit is, and if the media will start to ask the difficult questions…
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Which has given Steven Gerrard something else to moan about..

Rangers boss Steven Gerrard slams ‘crazy’ UEFA rules as he makes admission over squad

Gerrard admits the Europa League rules could affect his selections in the Premiership. 

Steven Gerrard wants to include more players in Rangers’ Europa League squad – but says UEFA’s crazy rules are stopping him.

The Ibrox gaffer has been forced to leave out the likes of Jordan Jones, Greg Docherty and Jamie Murphy for the group stage.

UEFA only permits a first-team squad of 22 players, which must include four home-grown stars.

 Gerrard admits he’d like to have more options in his Group G squads against Feyenoord, Porto and Young Boys. But the Gers manager said: “If we could have a team suited to domestic games and another to European matches, we could possibly make changes and do it.

Eh ? He wants two teams… a sure sign he’s been glancing enviously eastwards and is now beginning to understand his charges are even further behind Celtic than they were last year, and there is no chance that he’ll close the gap…
We know what that means, don’t we ?
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Short term, at least…the long term prognosis for the ibrox entity is even more predictable…
On Friday, we had this…


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Pat Higney

Caption: New method of DNA testing as Gazza’s disputed offspring heads to an incident in the school playground with beer, sandwiches and a toy fishing rod in the backpack……


“The SFA want Quality” says the Vice President of the SFA. No, we don’t just want quality, what we want is honesty, integrity and openness, without these qualities we are just like the F.A. of a banana republic. (with apologies to banana’s). All kinds of sport should be about the best kind of spirit of any human being, it should evoke, the honesty of competitiveness, pride in yourself knowing that you did your very best. Those that govern sport have a responsibility to that sport, to lead it forward honestly and fairly. The governors and the “move on clubs” of… Read more »

Yoker Bhoy

Great post Mike. Absolutely spot on with everything. I’m sure that echoes all our feelings.


Thanks Yoker and you too Phaco.


Caption: you can’t beat a frozen beer

tony carlin

Caption “ after that beer her bladder will sing “let it go, let it go!”


If Morrisey wants to start this up, I’ll sign it, hopefully it can be passed on to reach out to all the length and breadth of Scotland and can be signed from the comfort of your own home while checking out etims.net, on the cludgie while reading the beano or for zombies, the Daily Record! HH!


Well said Mike. Hh

Patrick O Hara

Gorbals mum asks her daughter “haw hen,are you sure you’ve got everything? Jelly piece, Cindy doll and your normal curer for your hangover?”

Yoker Bhoy

Cheers for the vote of confidence Ralph but it’s only reporting on Spanish teams that I’d be any good for. Talking of which, what a game at the Nou Camp last night where Barça demolished Valencia. It ended up 5-2 and it looks like ‘los azul-grana’ have pulled yet another superstar out of the hat. Definitely in the Leo Messi/Karamoko Dembele mould, he’s only 16, he’s from Guinea Bissau and his name’s Ansu Fati. A brilliant goal followed up by an equally brilliant assist put the home side 2-0 up after only 7 minutes of play. I’m afraid I haven’t… Read more »


Caption: And when the fixed odds coupon and TV remote were packed the ‘what I did with Daddy at the weekend’ project was complete.

Steve Naive

On the Res 12 petition, can anyone sign in person or is it just shareholders ?

Steve. Your question allows an opportunity to clarify the process at play. In 2013 over 100 shareholders signed up to Res12 which in short asked Celtic to get UEFA to investigate the UEFA 2011 licence granting process that awarded Rangers a licence for the CL in suspicious circumstance relating to overdue tax as administered by the SFA. Sufficient information was posted on the internet in summer of 2013 to back the suspicion that the rules were circumvented to grant and retain the licence Rangers obtained. By placing the resolution sufficiently in advance of the AGM it had to be included… Read more »

Auldheid you sent me a e mail about the petition I seem to have miss placed it could you please resend it to me so sorry



Interesting that Barca started like a whirlwind and were two up in 7 minutes. Similarly, we started well and were one up after 3-4 minutes, yet we stumbled thereafter and that against a team not in the same class as Valencia.

Perspective is so important for mental health when supporting Celtic!


Yoker Bhoy

Very true Rebus. However, I think that awful pitch gives us a nice little excuse. 😉

Valencia haven’t had the best of starts even though there have been very few changes to that team which finished so strongly last season. Inexplicably they have just sacked Marcelino, a top-level manager imho. The players are extremely unhappy about it and I suspect there could have been some personal clash going on behind the scenes. It’ll be interesting to see how they get on against Chelsea in midweek.

Hope you and yours are all very well. All the best.



Yorker,, My wife had a brush with cancer this year. Diagnosed in May; tumour removed in Early June; radiation therapy July and early August. All clear on September 12. A whirlwind of a time but god bless the doctors, nurses and facilities that we have. We should all count our blessings and squeeze as much out of each day as we can without hurting anyone of course. Enough of that, here is a thought. Celtic’s development is stifled because of the lack of real competition in the league. The cheating of others does not produce real competition. However, it seems… Read more »




Yoker Bhoy

There’s a lot of room for optimism on the playing side Rebus. Our EL group will provide a useful yardstick to measure how far (if at all) we have progressed since this time last season.

The Cha

Caption: The only drink for a Little Princess.


Anyone know what the purpose is of gathering signatures of shareholders is? What will they be used for? What is the plan?


The Cha

I think its to get it back on the agenda for the next AGM but that’s likely to carry the floor but be voted down by 90%+ and then what?

I can’t help thinking this mysterious drip drip of info isn’t exactly a great strategy but perhaps its all they’ve got.


I don’t want to imply that I know more than any others, because I don’t. But the days of “its nice to be nice” and to open a dialogue, I would imagine are long gone. Being nice and opening up a dialogue didn’t achieve diddly squat, just a sad reminder of who has the power and how deaf the power master is and how money is more important than a clean game to him. I keep on reminding myself that the currant board are few in numbers, could they fill a stadium? so they may have share power, but that… Read more »

The Cha

The stadium is being filled and the bills are being paid with a healthy overstuffed piggy bank to boot.

Success on the pitch will be the main determinant factor for most fans and at the moment the vast majority are happy with their lot.


What you say is true, but most Celtic supporters value honesty and integrity and they know that their-our club was cheated out of titles and trophies and they want them at least removed from the cheats. So its a question of how much they want them removed and how far that they are prepared to go to, to get them removed. There must be one or two ways to go in pursuit of making the governing bodies return to LNS and one of them is through Res.12. If the governing bodies hands are tied with the 5way agreement then honesty… Read more »

The Cha.

Very true. So we have to keep winning.

The policy of bread and circus though is only as good as the last game.

Well maybe 3.


Response to Mike (6.47 PM) The consistent point that MUST be retained and proffered is this: A 7 (seven) year old club having ONLY IN ITS HISTORY ever won ONE (1) Thingy, a Petrified Cup, is insig-fucking-nificant. I’ll “insist” that the same flies different shite is accurate. Lest we forget (?), that scum was not EVEN a football club; it was a bastard born of con-men. IT wasn’t demoted or any other pish, IT was forcibly allowed entry to the lowest level it could be. That SCUM have since ‘managed’ to reduce Scottish fitba even further. NOT A CLUB, a… Read more »


See my response to Steve. In a word “accountability”.

Without it governance at all levels can walk all over the governed.


Auldheid, if most of your comments were about the same size as this one, you’d have far more supporters, whom understood the points you properly make.
Anyway, I’ll be in touch directly to offer my shares (proxy or otherwise).
Celts for change (2019) needs to be grasped, considered, aimed, fired and won.


Auldheid, just a wee addendum to my earlier comment. If one puts into Google or suchlike “Res 12”, it comes up instantly. Well done bhoys. I’ll happily back you guys. The demand and simplicity of Truth is so important and none more so than in Alba/Scotia. Lawwell KNOWS his boat has sailed, disnae ken the stormy waters coming from the horizon. He used tae love ra Bahamas….hmmm….where now? It’s all getting so much smaller, and as the pricks come to realise that another planet is off the pale, hmmmm indeed. Of course, the answer is in the hands of the… Read more »

Paddy Mo

I heard that someone sprinkled Kryptonite on the Ibrox pitch, and that’s what caused Clerk Kent’s injury


that sign is oan the wee lane at the hamilton west train station a asked a wee wummin aboot the safari she said the only animals we get roon heer ur the wans who protest ootside the sports direct outlet periodically ha ha aint funny wee wummin ye meet gettin aff trains grand


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HaHaHa, I’ve no FN idea whit the caption photy wis, but I like yer PATTER MORE THAN MOST. cAPSY FUCKKIN STUCk? aCH, RA GALLA’ EDERCATION (it’s between a learning process an’ a fight)….lostus plottus,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hic


“Honestly Mt Polisman, the teacher said he was feckin fed up gettin apples”.



There’s always snow on the north facing crags of Ben Nevis. As the Orange Order gets a body swerve from the towns and cities of Scotland. They could take their supremist sectarian shite with them to the hills and gully’s, where they would blend in with the snow. Its far to high and cold for Orange Lilly’s to grow, so perhaps they could change their emblems to Edelweiss (they would be happy to greet you). So it gives up its bowler hats and adopts the “Tom Weir” hand knitted woollen beany, black scuffed shoes for hiking boots and sash’s for… Read more »


Mike the thick fecks would find a Catholic looking boulder to stop at.


A Celtic cross perhaps Puggy, they could play their flutes and bang their Lambeth drums to their hearts content, only the snow hares might be offended, I could live with that, being that ave no much hare!


We’ve run oot of Irn Bru hen

Celtic were dragged down to Scottish Football level yesterday, an atrocious pitch, team of cluggers, playing in a midden.
Never mind Jabba is spinning more garbage in the media about Nacho and playing the sympathy card with Fernando. Wonder what the next pro the mighty Rankers will be.


caption ” an Amstel & Gretel back pack”


“Noo remember, yer fags are in yer backpack alang wi’ yer orange tap fur gym”

The Cha

Caption “I’ve been waiting all my life for The Rangers coming and it’s driven me to drink”.


I can’t believe the negativity in this column. One bad result in Europe, perfect start in the league…oh and treble treble winners.
Must be that Peter Lawwell’s fault!


Hang about Woodpecker this is the positive pish.


Caption: If Amstel did princesses. They’d probably be Ryan Kent.

Sfa unfit fot purpose

Maybe a wee bit of karma for stevie g
He blames the Scotland coaching staff for Jack’s injury then plays his new 7 mil man who gets injured inside 40 minutes. Kent was surely not match fit, he’s played 1 game for Liverpool in 10 weeks but stevie threw him in.


Wonder if KTs decision was based on the fact that Jimmy Kranky would improve the Arsenal defence. Burst my line again. What a shower of shite that cost squintillions to assemble.

sfa unfit for purpose


In the new Boris land , refugee kids are given a Brexit bag so that they fit in with the locals


Have to admit i’m not taking any pleasure, whatsoever, at Hearts current league position……cough cough 🙂


Build a bonfire, build a bonfire 🙂


HaHaHa, ….. pit the teachers on the top,
pit ra new huns in ra middle,
An’ we’ll burn ra fuckin’ lot!
🙂 🙂 🙂
FC not PLC

sfa unfit for purpose

keep levein as manager…… let them sink deep before they replace him.

Caption lourdes gerrard is having a tough time in primary school.


The greatest thing of all about Tims, perhaps the greatest thing of all. We DON’T want children (Lourdes or others) to suffer due to (or indeed anyway) their parent(s).
‘sfa’, yer patter’s normally okay but conflating humour and children suffering is, frankly, fucking disgusting.
Wrap it up pal.


I have but a few shares (100 plus) but I’ll find z way to incorporate those (kinda like that dead club from south of the Clyde incorporatedf but ah’m sfill here, justavbourt. FTP, a hun shout that cost Ireland the VERY FIRST possibility of being a SOCIALIST REPUBLIC. FTP translates, to me, as Fuck The Pope. Dem huns isn’t ALWAYS wrong. FC not PLC, Socialism ABOVE god. Decency above dementia. Just watch the tory cunt, (Lawwell’s plant) BB try to jump 9in here realise he’sout- thought, out-ma-fuckin- oovered…..fukkim, and all his disgusting ilk…..BB,pray to your poxy fucking god that you… Read more »


“Will you march with O’Neill to an Irish battle-field for tonight we’re gonnae free old Wexford town……WE ARE THE BHOYS OF WEXFORD……
Them bhoys were Tims.
Up Dublin and the (now) 60% of ‘Derry. (usd tae be the halfae)
FC not PLC


I must be excused here but I can’t sleep for laughing.
I have removed industrial amounts of %abv……whaegiesa?
Point is, “The Milligan” ah cannae be sure which of his books it’s from but ah’llm guess “Puckoon”
Mibbaes crossin’ the borede, snarled by the hun pollis, and their batons go “thwang, blump, thang thwing, then: “stop, stop, ah’ve something important to tell you” Poalis goes “aye?” The Milligan says, “yer a showerae protestant bastards”….thwing,thwang burp, (how TF dae ye fart in prose?) thwing, walloop, schplunge……FTP
FC noy PLC


An’ Monti’ll miss the point completely (as he does) an’ fucking beg to know what I meant by “FTP”.
Of course, it’ll be rhetorical, but why miss a chance of an online battle?
Naw, me neither!
FC not PLC.
Get Lawwell’s taxi tae the Kingston/Erskine bridge.
Whheeeeeeeeeee……..wo9nt be missed….FTP 🙂
FC not PLC

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