Celtic Diary Friday March 1: Make Your Own Mind Up

I’m in a wee bit of a rush this morning, so i’m typing this fairly quickly. give me a shout if you can’t keep up.

For my sins, I’ll be working out of Peterborough for the foreseeable future, and living five days in a hotel.

There is no truth in the rumour that a large Italian family has taken out a contract on anyone who might be in the next city, or support the local team down there via a less than popular and informative radio station.

Anyhoo, as the diary has ben harping on about for the last maybe two and a half years, evidence is emerging that Britain Rangers, or whatever his name was, wasn;t quite the all singing all dancing born and bred Celtic man that he told us he was.

In fact, it turns out that Brian was actually a bit of a tosser.

After this it is only Celtic…….The rat is splat……a rumbled rat…. You are most likely more angry at your self than you are at Brendan Rodgers……something wasn’t quite right ….you knew that but you trusted him… Betrayed…. I’m like you, here’s a personal story….. I first met BR when Celtic played Liverpool in Dublin, the ground was 70% Liverpool, I didn’t like that but he laughed at me and said ‘you need to support a real team in a real league’ After he signed, I was doing some work with Frank Lampard and we went to the dogs. I met Nigel Worthington….Worthy is BR’s cousin… I brought up Brendan and Worthy shrugged and said ‘I never heard Brendan mention Celtic once in his life’ Two years ago in the 29 Club a tanned discoteer and renowned Hun mentioned ‘feed the bear’ as a player he would have sign for the mob…..BR whispered to me ‘who is he talking about’ Brendan Rodger’s paid for Celtic’s first winter break to Dubai, he could have worked to claim that back or negotiate but preferred to close the door and take the credit. He has just had a 13.9 million payoff from Liverpool. From Danny McGrain, Big Roy and Davie Hay, and on multiple occasions the whole ‘Danny asked me for a job’ ruse was groundless…..untrue, made-up….. For truth, in the Summer, BR had an offer from China, he did not offer that to Dembélé but told him he would allow him to move before he moved himself. When BR got cold feet n China he blocked Dembele’s move…. PL did not scupper the McGinn deal….Congerton did not fancy him (he fancied McTominey) and that slowed the process some, but when we lost him we lost him coz we were slow, didnt make him feel wanted and were simply paying less than AV. Throughout his time in Scotland Brendan Rdgers got too close to Lee McCulloch and Kris Boyd…….much of the time BR was the leak……I hinted on here enuf…….nice final payday for Kris Boyd announcing Brendan’s departure this week……. ….Mulumbu paid the price…..hung oot to dry….. The Board ripped BR a new one two weeks ago for the lack of fight in the team at home against Valencia…..that brought it all to a head…… I have said before on here…..Brendan Rodgers Agent is Stellar Football Limited and they also manage the likes of KT, Sinclair…….they are ruthless snakes and we are over-exposed with them… 

could explain why Rodgers was pissed off with Tierney for accepting the Everton bid, it clearly interfered with his own agenda..

Or is it this..?

Or this ?

Know what ?

Make your own mind up on whats out there so far.

I’ve got a couple of things I’m checking, but to be honest I’m beyond caring.

Though this has been a recurring theme this season..

What I do know is we have a very happy ranch right now, and some truly dedicated guys looking after the horses. 

And thats what matters. 

The lads are enjoying going to work again.


Whilst we were wondering if the horses will bolt, the media, who knew before we did that they wouldn;t, have focused on a new anti sectarian thing, and the actions of a few halfwits at Tynecastle have allowed them to bring Celtic into the equation, especially now that Neil Lennon is back at the club and bringing it all on himself again.

Ollie Burke, however, will be looking on bewildered as the objects thrown at him during the game seem to have been forgotten.

Replying to   and 

Burke was hit by multiple coins and a battery. Nothing in the media about that today. Nothing was written about Sevco fans throwing everything but the kitchen sink about us. Nothing done about them opening up a linesman’s head. Couldn’t be less surprising.

Doesn’t fit the agenda.

But it does allow attention to be deflected fro the beginning of the end at ibrox..and something is certainly going down when the Onion Bears say something…

ah, wait , wrong picture..now don’t you go booking tables and things..

er, no, thats a parody..1873 ?

Its this one..they know somethings up…


Another insolvency event ?

This is a club, or company, that relaesed trading figures saying they were actually in profit, and then a day later, while we were all whinging about Brian whatever his name is heading to Leicester, they secured another secured loan..

Defoe is costing them a fortune, and will either be diplomatically injured and sent back south, or just sent back south.

They couldn’t sell Morelas or Tavernier, as no one will pay top dollar for something that will be available on a TUPE before the clocks go forward, and why would they ?

The media know all this, but hey, lets not upset the bears…cos they go Grrr.


it’s Friday, and as you know, its time for Etims

Knob of the Week 

After all he did for Celtic , it would be wrong of us not to acknowledge the contribution of brendan rodgers-I googled it, thats the name he was using while he was here-  and so, as he exits our lives, I figured a lifetime award for the man was in order.

Roger Brennan, or whatever your name is, you are this weeks, and every other weeks,

Knob of the Week 

Image result for big ben

google search, eh, I just put in ben’s name and it gave me another multi faceted object…

And a wee nod here to the guys in Cushendall who said I was right about him all along….

Which made me feel better when I heard about that.

Caption competition yesterday..

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Celtic supporters celebrate a hard fought win 




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Caption: News of the Worls’s ( well it’s black and white, younger members will need to google about this highly respected news outlet) Spot the Ball competition causes confusion.

Pat Higney

Caption: Taxi for 4 to Bennett’s please!


Fucking hell ( goes into Basil Fawlty attacking car with branch mode )…fuck off with that Tierney to Everton pish



Caption: Judas, Davies & well, some other cunt on their way to Leicester, show exactly what the Celtic supports feelings mean to them.


Fifeish with subtitles: We need tae get this cunt rodgers oot oor heeds like, he came, he delivered big time then shat on us a’ & geen us a’ a big slap in the puss. Fuck him! Neil Lennon is a man i admire & love in equal measure, he kens the club, kens the fans & he hates the hun, noo normally that wid be enuff fir any Celtic fan tae be gitin oan wi’, but i dinnae ken aboot long term like. I’d go for Mourinho or Zidane, noo before ony cunt shoots that doon, it wisnae me… Read more »







Caption: Russia’s Got Talent in confusion and shock as THREE Brandon Walters (the guy that used to manage our club) impersonators compete to see who can talk out of his arse most like Quentin Todgers does.




You missed out cardinal pell,He needs one!.


I think you need one ya prick!




Union Bears
No Surrender
No Apostrophes


Let’s call him Fredo, a rat that cheated his family

Iljas Baker

The BR story is all about ruthless ambition, not money (although that helps). When he said he was in a dream job etc that was for 2 audiences: the Celtic fans and the EPL pundits and the like. He was making sure the latter understood this move to Celtic wasn’t a sign of the acceptance of being a failure. He was doing something that was his destiny, a boyhood dream. He was a big man who could take time out to do this. He succeeded spectacularly but when a real offer came in he was off. Enough time out. When… Read more »


Rumour has it that Rodgers isn’t only s narcissist. A pal who is in the know told me this


Caption: Ah, I remember it well, It was the 19th of July, 2013. As we were flying down the M6 the tarrier carrier’s pilot was discussing the full moon. I thin it was 2-4-1 on Bucky that day and we mis-understood . . .


Union Bears gather together to get shafted one last time by Dave.



Message in a bottle, message in a bottle. Incontinent Celts, the new Celtic blog for the older more discerning Celtic supporter. Good afternoon, your through to Incontinent Celts, could you HOLD please, if not then we have a call back facility. While your waiting have you tried our new sheepskin lined Celtic scarves, Celtic hot pants, Celtic chilli mints and rubber lined briefs. Why not try our peat flavoured, shamrock smelling tasty Worthers original mints, all are on special offer. Oh Mary, this Irelands a wonderful place, the Irish are at the top of the whole human race. Come over… Read more »


Re the coin throwing, it’s always been the case that whenever we complain about something/anything they immediately stitch us for the very same. Remember when we complained about diving way back in the day and the very next match Aiden McGeady was taken out on the half way line when hurtling up the wing? There are loads of instances and I’m sure you’ll all have your favourite. At Kilmarnock it seemed that Sky had a camera dedicated to boyd and sure enough some clown gave them the scoop. We will always be shafted as we always have been but we… Read more »


Caption: “When the motor needs a hump start.”


Members of the SMSM position themselves to forensically examine the Sevco half year accounts



As Father Jack would say…. ARSE!!


Canny day they green ticks, but… tick as in Cel-tick. 😉


Caption: Billy Connolly spoiled for choices to park his bicycle…


At Hibs in the Cup
Johnston/Burke/Bayo to figure.
To the Bhoys 3-1

Salad Queen

Caption winner cs.


“rangers ” board reveal how they expect Union Bears to participate in the next round of capital investment.

This model closely follows one used by previous owners.


I love Sean South but CS at 10.17 made me laugh out loud, not politically correct and I had a couple of volvos back in the 1980s , must be the winner!


Are you high?


BJF…. That’s the dark Belfast humour kickin in 🙂
It made me smile also…


Caption, Mike, “That’s the last time I buy a muck spreader off Gumtree”.

Close Bros. have difficulties with Huawei’s AP6510DN outdoors Wi-Fi network.


Were they all fuckwits like you?


C S … yer ancestors will be wondering why you joined the “other side”


I come from a line of skelly chimney sweeps Charlie it makes me no less of a man than you



Scottish Cup: Hibs v Celtic.

Referee – Willie Incompetent Collum
Linesman – David McGeachie
Linesman – Frank Connor
Fourth Official – Don Robertson


Caption: FFS I said we were looking Rodgers…NOT RODGERED


Weered /Monti dark Belfast humour and maybe Neil Lennon makes me high!


Watching keys and gray. keys is a Leicester city fan and he’s almost hyperventilating at Rodgers treachery. He hasn’t won any friends this charming seducer. “ in Brendan we trust” maybe we think carefully about who we pedestal in the future.


Gallowglass warriors weren’t they just plain old sheep shaggers? They used to put the sheep on the edge of the cliff so they’d back up making the experience that bit more pleasurable


Leicester city fans prepare themselves for the Rodgers experience

The four lanarkshire officials await their reward in the albion car park afters sevco 2012s latest home win


Or a trot along Blackpool pier….


Brendanesque song for the podcast outro?

Fine young cannibals….suspicious minds


Reading some of his pish about joining Leicester….get tae fuck, no matter what he say’s it’s making it worse.
YOU walked out on the team, the club & the people who loved you…you are a Judas bastard & fucking yes, it hurts me to say that.


Cmon Watford.


By all accounts you know who is “ loved” by the Watford fans.


Smiling faces, smiling faces, sometimes don’t tell the truth,

Smiling faces, smiling faces, tell lies and I got the proof,

by. The undisputed truth. Turn that frown upside down.


What happened to two weeks notice has the industrial arbitration scene collapsed in old blighty. He’s downed tool and headed to the midlands like a teenage tear away . It’s like leaving a supermodel for dot cotton it isn’t right. I’m getting delayed grief. Auldheid id right. It comes in waves. Deep shallow breaths like the ex did when she was pushing out the weans …. I am in shock it’s only a game after all and it’s 10000 miles away ffs …. it is like a bit of a death the five stages of grief aren’t linear either they… Read more »


Well that’s chronic insanity. I let Ronny go right away shivering with anticipation for the obvious upgrade to arrive

Sevconians await Dave King’s Vaseline like the fucking degenerate tarts they are.

In Brendan we trust? Aye fuckin right. Anyone who says in anybody we trust is no better than a fuckin gullibilly.


Shut up ya fud!




a lorry loadae donnchadh and his like meet the provos


caption the provos send donnchadh and his wee sweethearts hame wae thr pride still intact ha ha ha ha

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