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Celtic Diary Tuesday August 14: Can We Start Again ?

Before the media dust out their old cracked crest templates, is there any chance that the manager could maybe pull in the players and put a few things to bed ?

Just to keep them focused ?

Oh, he has…

“I spoke to the players just to stabilise them a little bit.

“I think that, despite the noise, it’s important that the players understand the real story. 

“I never once said that I was quitting Celtic. What I said was we wanted the squad to be stronger.

“So, collectively, in terms of spirit, we’re fine. 

“It’s just something that happens at this stage of the season of course. Like I say, we know we want to strengthen the squad. 

The bar we have set over the past couple of years, we want to continue that improvement.

“It’s always a difficult period of the season, juggling your league campaign with your Champions League qualification.

“It’s something we have to manage and navigate our way through, whether it’s on or off the park.

“It’s private. I don’t need to go on any more about it.

“Stability is always important especially for football players. Every now and again, as a coach and a manager [you do it].

“It’s always important to stabilise the emotions of players.

“I’ve done that a number of times and, like I say, what is said at Celtic will always stay within. It’s nothing major. 

Just a stabilising effect that ensures we continue on the same direction.” 

As long as everyone is on the same page, then Celtic have a chance of progression in Athens tonight, and there’s certainly no point in writing of a squad who now have been through quite a bit together.

And they’ll be hurting.

The players have a tremendous respect for the manager, and they’ll be on his side for a game which is already looking like the pivotal encounter of the season.

Actually, it is the pivotal encounter. 

After a draw last week in the first game against ten men, Celtic managed to lose to Hearts at the weekend, and although one could argue their minds were elsewhere, or the grass was too long, or the referee had declared it Kick A Celt Saturday, its the result that will be remembered.

Its time to come out swinging,

The game is at 7pm tonight, and not the usual Champions League time of 7.45. So make a note of that, or you’ll miss the first half.

Of course, if you get in at 7.45, and AEK are a couple of goals up, I think Eastenders will be on, and you can cheer yourself up by watching that instead.

Celtic will be without Kristoffer Ajer, who is suspended, and Dedryck Boyata who is a tosser.

If he wants to go, let him go.

It seems the appeal to his good nature to hang around and help in the qualifiers has fallen on deaf ears. Which it was always going to, but the manager had to try.

If the reported £10m fee for him is banked, then it needs to be spent wisely, but thats another argument for another day.

What has become clear, even this early in the season, is that the establishment, and you know who they are, are determined to stop the ten in a row. There’s only three more chances to do this, and they are well into stage one, which appears to be to unsettle the manager.

A task, of course, made much, much easier when Peter Lawwell lost the controller for his FIFA pro manager football game, and decided that he could have a go for real, as he’d just raised a lot of money with the Dafabet deal.

The old Peter is back, and with it comes the same old problem.

Celtic have failed to capitalise on a position of strength, and whilst there’s little chance of anyone stopping eight in a row this year, there are cracks appearing at the top that the media have gleefully begun to drive a wedge into.

Brendan does the football, Peter does the books.

Any attempt to deviate from that particular plan will cause the club to cease to function.

It really is that simple.

 

To do anything else encourages those who want to see us fail.

We even have Alex McLeish, the fuckwitted fraudster at the helm of the Scottish national team telling Leigh Griffiths he has to be playing for Celtic to be considered for Scotland…

It would be difficult for Leigh to keep his level if he’s not playing much and keep his match fitness. That’s a concern but the challenge is for Leigh to bang in the goals.

“It would be very difficult to pick players when they are not playing. They lose match fitness – that’s the obvious answer.

“I don’t have anything else up my sleeve. I wish I had. We want Leigh back to top fitness because when he came into the team at the last qualifying he was on fire. 

At this point, and I’ll come back to this in the future, all Scottish Celtic players should announce their international retirement.

There are other stories around, such as Ntcham to Porto, Edouard is injured and anything else you can care to make up yourself, which at least would save you the price of a paper, but it appears the players are being kept away from it.

 

On to tonight, and Celtic will unleash the results of their new secret weapon, according to the Times, at least..a cloning device.

No more will players be able to hold a club to ransom, known as Doing A Dedryck, as sports science is now at a new level, and we can simply make copies of the player and use that instead.

Too far fetched ?

Well, it’s in the Times…

A fantastic idea which will leave the Greeks truly stumped…Forrest tears down the wing, and whips the ball over to…Forrest…

Well, if I had any doubts about tonight, they’ve well and truly been put to bed…

Right,  before you go out and buy one of those machines, and you really could have some fun with it, I was only kidding.

You can’t actually buy one yet, and the only known  prototype is still being used to manufacture politicians.

According to one probably unreliable source, this is how Celtic will line up…

 

 

 

This season does have a feeling of deja vu about it…already…boardroom squabbles, manager being let down, players unsettled, but this squad has proven that it can come up with a result when its really needed.

 

Can they do it one more time ?

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On Friday, we gave you this to consider..

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puggy67 August 10, 2018 at 11:49 am · Edit · Reply →

Caption: Lenny shows how out of touch he is with youth culture on a night out as he attempts to sniff an a.

Today…

Thats if you think it needs a caption.

 

 

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5 years ago

Caption: Edvard Munsch designs the new Tory ad poster. It is aptly named The Scream.

Cortes
5 years ago

The Munchkins release the acid house (bad trip) mix of their smash hit “We Represent The Lollipop Guild.”

puggy67
5 years ago

Caption: Sex doll convention attendees pose in front of ‘Paisley bird deluxe’ advert.

D'Fhinnein Mick
5 years ago

Well,there really are no words…

puggy67
5 years ago

Can a CB who refuses to turn up inspire the team to a show of unity tonight? Lets see how Simunovic goes. I predict a 3-1 glory night. Fair speechless at the Broonie/Naismith decision. We’ve all lived through the institutionalised bias but as we head towards 10 and they head towards a nice Sainsbury’s location it is going to get messy. Thoughts turn to Grants and Thompson types in midfield. Get into them.

salad queen
5 years ago

That’s the 4 3 3 sorted for tonight with some guy the scream as the goalie.

BJF
5 years ago

Caption: Broadmoor escape committee holds its first AGM.
I have been a big defender of Boyata, a centre half with pact strength, can score and is an invincible. He has behaved unprofessionally and any club trying to sign him is taking a big risk, punt him for whatever and see if we can bind players in contractually better in the future. The blanking of him on instagram by all except Kouassi says it all, players tend to support each other against the club hierarchy, not this time.
It’s not Eck’s statement about Griffiths that hurts it’s the timing , scandalous.

Cortes
5 years ago
Reply to  BJF

No knowledge about how instagram works but the exchange of the last few days over allegedly “throwing a sickie” is an interesting development. Recruiting a new player must surely involve doing due diligence on all aspects of the potential employee’s conduct at any current and previous clubs given the level of investment being considered. And since “running down the clock” affects the parties to the contract differently, it would be fascinating to know how the employer in professional sports can protect itself from an employee who is “at it.”

Celtic By Numbers
5 years ago

http://celticbynumberscom.ipage.com/finding-hope-for-hot-and-bothered-celtic/

Celtic dominated by most metrics but again found small margins matter at this level.
After a bad week are there grounds for hope?

Bognorbhoy
5 years ago

Caption..

Tory party line up for a munch before lunch…

Desmond and the Dekkers
5 years ago

Caption: Celtic board in show of unity ahead of crunch champions league encounter

Mike
5 years ago

CELTIC FACTS SEASON 2016/17.
Played 38 won 34 drawn 4 lost 0 Goals for 106 Goals against 25.

CELTIC FACTS SEASON 2017/18.
Played 38 won 24 Drawn 10 Lost 4 Goals for 73 Goals against 25.

FROM CELTIC WIKI. Last Saturday against Hearts attempts at goal 10.

The defence is frequently castigated, but the stats tell its own story, never let the stats get in the way of gibberish, not saying the defence cannot improve but….

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

theres lies, damned lies and statistics

5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Malmo, Molde & Maribor and lets not mention Warsaw.

Only Celtic manager to ever loose against Sevco.

My PTSD had almost subsided but thanks for bring it back…bud.

5 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

“lose”, I blame the stress.

5 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

My apoplexy was all the rage, not lessened when Chris Davies came over and gave the revolting (!) Peasants the “calm down it’s only a football match” gesture.

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

heres another fact mike the unquestionable. we just got fucked because our defense is shite

charlie
5 years ago

caption fuck knows who the tarts at the front are but is that a picture ae the horrible cunt mc leish efter celtic win tonight

tam
5 years ago

Get boyata tae fuk….

Caption…gerrards coupon when we hump them at paradise

Pat Higney
5 years ago

Caption: Photographer manages to capture the only half sane, nearly human looking person in the room.

Una
5 years ago

Caption

Oh noooo “the rangers” are coming

5 years ago

Personally I’d rather clone Tierney before McGregor but each to their own.

The Budgie
5 years ago

caption:

Rebus67
5 years ago

We need to score tonight but I think our best chance of that will not come from Griff or Edouard. Rogic and McGregor aremy hopes, with Dembele if he gets a game.

Rebus

Mike Annis
5 years ago

Theresa May offers her cabinet an ice cream. Like everything else they didn’t get it.

Rebus67
5 years ago

I hope we have an alternative to Denaher…especially at his price.

Here we have a player who has already turned us down; has had several loans; wants to go to Turkey, and has fallen out of the international reckonong to be replaced by Boyata. We would be hiring a bunch of troubles, I fear.

Sounds like a panic attempt by PL to fix a problem, he created.

Rebus

5 years ago
Reply to  Rebus67

Charlie,

Didn’t take it as a dig!

I was not comparing D to Hendry and Ajer, but to other possibilities.
Schar would have been both a cheaper and better signing, but he has gone.

There have to be good prospects in CBs outside of the English market.

Rebus

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Rebus67

CS,
Fully agree!

jimmybee
5 years ago
Reply to  Rebus67

Denayer is not the same player he was.
He has lost pace and is worse than Boyata.
There must be better centre backs out there.

PeteCon
5 years ago

Caption: “Jellies and I Scream!”

Noel Skytrot
5 years ago

Caption….COMRADES, present arms…FIRE

I might add as someone else has that no words are needed for that shower of kleptocratic, neo- liberal, cuntish, Middle England bastards.

“I’m just an austerity dog like everyone else”

Monti
5 years ago

🙂

Monti
5 years ago

CS,
Griffiths is a good striker, Dembele is the best striker at the club by a distance…..a distance.
Edouard will be a star!

A fit Dembele must start!

5 years ago

Rodgers has been on Griffiths case since day 1 and if you accept that he’s not vindictive (and I’ve seen no evidence he is) then clearly Griffiths isn’t doing what he should.

Griffiths is an SPFL striker (eg Kris Boyd), he’s not a next level ie Europe player hence his inability to cut it in the 3rd Div down south.

In the last 2 games that you’ve raved about he certainly got our offside clock ticking, missed sitters and failed to play in better placed players.

The fact that no one has been interested in him these past 2 years when we would have accepted peanuts tells its on tale.

A return to Hibs probably his best option.

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

2 goals against england. get fucking in there!

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

Leigh Griffiths scoring and creating goals for Celtic against Sevco/The Rangers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNEXMXW39u4

check ot how he play in Moussa and better placed player for the backheel goal.

puggy67
5 years ago

caption winner gone missing alert!

Noel Skytrot
5 years ago

Asked in work earlier by a colleague- “what’s up big man yer awfy quiet?” before I had a chance to reply another colleague pipes in, “he’s got the fever, “what fever is that?” the Celtic fever.

Female colleague looks at me and declares “that I’m off my head.” Some folk just don’t get it.

I’m hopeless at predictions but will go for 1-0 to us.

GG&W

jimmybee
5 years ago

Rogic doesnt deserve his starting place tonight hes been poor the last 2 games.
For me McGregor has to start.
Gordon
Lustig Jozo Tierney
Gamboa rwb McGregor lwb
Brown def midfielder
Forrest Ntcham Sinclair
Edouard.
They are at their weakest down the flanks Celtic have to expose this.
Gamboa and Forrest down the right
McGregor and Sinclair down the left.when they have the ball we can go to 5 at the back.
Bring on Rogic Dembele and Griff in the second half to finish them off.
Fuckin easy this manager shit 🙂
Celtic to win 3_2. COYBIG.

jimmybee
5 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Sinclair scores thats your answer

jimmybee
5 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Based on the opposition m8

jimmybee
5 years ago

Caption : We only need to be lucky once comes to mind.

jimmybee
5 years ago

This is great news well done to all.
All 45,000 tickets for the fundraising soccer match at the home of Cork GAA have been snapped up. RIP Liam youll never walk alone.

jimmybee
5 years ago

Let’s have this spirit bhoys
https://youtu.be/KeOJyMpJb00

jimmybee
5 years ago
jimmybee
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jimmybee
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jimmybee
5 years ago

One of my favs from the jungle years

https://youtu.be/gwOmYNvISnM

jimmybee
5 years ago

He’s Kieron Tierney hes one of our own watch and learn Boyata this is how it feels to be Celtic
https://youtu.be/WQ7B1-NTnR8

jimmybee
5 years ago
jimmybee
5 years ago
jimmybee
5 years ago

One for Ian it was my privelage to meet last week safe travel home M8
https://youtu.be/XxtAym2EHwg

Iancelt67
5 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Cheers Jimmy back home now jetlagged to fuck will miss being back home did get to meet at least one etimmer and a good one to boot. Look forward to an interesting season which I’m sure it will be

jimmybee
5 years ago
jimmybee
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jimmybee
5 years ago

One for Charlie Saiz sorry m8 couldnt resist
https://youtu.be/6YYLbj03nMg

SteveNaive
5 years ago

Come on Celts: 89 th minute winner., Moussaka Dembele—-then kick it out the park.
Come on Celtic…just win through.

jimmybee
5 years ago
jimmybee
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TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Cheers, Jimmybee, I’ll just sit and listen to that, and a few others you’ve put up. Everything that can be said about tonight we’ve been saying for years now as we’ve seen it coming; I’d just add: LAWWELL OUT.
He’s had far too much time at CP already.
Keep your head held high, Jimmy and know that regardless of tonight’s result, regardless of a stupid, tight, pig-headed bean-counting cunt costing us, that tomorrow you’ll wake up a PROPER Tim. Lawwell will NEVER have and has NEVER had that special glow of knowing you are a TIM.
Knowing what it is to be CELTIC. Hail! Hail! Pal.
COYBIG.

jimmybee
5 years ago
jimmybee
5 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Aye we got it off your boys runming away 🙂

jimmybee
5 years ago
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jimmybee
5 years ago

For Brendan and the bhoys we can do this
https://youtu.be/7bGTIFDNmxE

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