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Celtic Diary Sunday November 19: Celts Pull Ahead Of The Pack

Celtic now have the third best unbeaten run if world football, behind Steaua and Lincoln Red Imps. 

64 unbeaten. And counting

After perhaps the dreariest game of the season so far, the first where the television viewer looked at the screen and was thankful he’d not made the trip as he noticed those  in the crowd peering out through a jumble of woolly clothes into a sun so low it was burning the tops of trees, Celtic moved six points clear of Aberdeen at the top of the table.

It was one of those games where nothing seemed to go right for the Hoops, and even when it looked like it might one or two of the Ross County players were under instruction to make sure play was stopped.

The free flowing passing and moving was difficult enough on a pitch that was laid in tribute to first World War veterans , and the constant fouling and piss poor refereeing made it look like Celts would get a draw at best.

One or two players, notably Dembele and Sinclair looked either as though they didn’t want to be there or simply couldn’t cope with the conditions.

However, we still have a few who would play on concrete and broken glass in a blizzard, and when one of them, Leugh Griffiths, entered the fray, there were huge sughs of relief becuase you knew that sooner or later Celtic would get a free kick in a decent position and Griffiths is due to score one.

On 77 minutes, thats exactly what happened.

And you’ll have to look very hard to find a better strike than this one…

Griffiths goal

For those who take victory for granted, this was a reminder of how conditions and attitudes of opponents can be a great leveller.

There was more controversy when the TV microphones picked up some of the singing from the crowd, and Mark on twitter recalled the words of the late , great Jock Stein on the matter..

“Surely there are enough Celtic songs without introducing religion or politics or that dreadful fucking Lustig song?” – Jock Stein 

There are a couple of songs dedicated to the likeable big Swede, however, “You Can Make Me Whole Again by Atomic Kitten is not, and never will be , a sound basis for a football chant.

The ridiculously named pop combo were one of those vocal girl bands who neither mastered the concept of vocals or what a band was back in the nineties.

The then set  format of attractive youngsters warbling along to a backing track played its part in killing the genre and you have to hand it to the girls who have recently adopted the maxim that music was better when it was made by ugly people..

Image result for atomic kitten 2017

anyway, no doubt those cheeky  Liverpool fans  will nick the song for one of their players, and claim it as their own.

This time, we should let them.

Celtic held on-although they didn’t really have to-to get the points, and we could all go about our business until the other results came in…

Aberdeen lost, to the ever improving Motherwell, at Pittodrie, which combined with Hamiltons win at Ibrox over “rangers ” and Hibernian’s spectacular defeat at home to St. Johnstone-they managed to lose 2-1 despite pulling it back to 1-1 in the 90th minute, means that the league table now looks like this, with a Celtic finally having a wee bit of a cushion..

By the way, the 12th placed team is Dundee, still under the management expertise of Neil McCann,

Image result for ha ha

The next three domestic games are against Motherwell, one home, one away and one next sunday at Hampden.

This is perhaps the most threatening sequence of fixtures to any chance of a second invincible treble.

Louis Moult could be the man to shatter that record, so moves have been made to put either the frighteners or the sweeteners on him…

Celtic have already done a deal for Moult. You can scoff at this but please save it for later date. As many did with Roberts and Armstrong deals I called months earlier. 

The silver Ox is right more than he’s wrong on this sort of thing, and its worth taking seriously. Apparently the plan is to sign the forward in January and lend him back to motherwell for the rest of the season.

It certainly ties in with the stories about Demebele exiting stage left, and would provide us with that third striker to cover for the other two-as long as Eduardo lives up to his billing.

Ann budge, who is in charge of another farce over at Tynecastle must be putting her place as a major player in scottish football after the Edinburgh sides game against Partick was called off because the new stand still isn’t ready, despite the good lady remembering to order seatrs after someone left them off the original list.

The SFA haven’t commented yet, but surely the club has a duty to provide a venue for matches, and a failure to do so should incur a punishment of forfeiting the game ?

And reimibursing everyone who bought a ticket. And for their travel costs ?

The game is apparently being played today, but frankly I wouldn’t chance it. In fact, Ann Budge should be looking at resigning her post with the beaks and concentrate on getting her own house in order before suggesting how she thinks others should.

It would be funny if it wasn’t so serious.

As would this..

Had the illustrious broadsheet sent its reporter along the A9 yesterday, they’d have seen where all the police actually were…

Whilst the police whinge about cuts, and their inability to do their job properly due to a lack of numbers, it was good to see so many having so much fun as they confiscated beer from football fans who hadn’t actually done anything wrong.

You see, it may be illegal to be drunk heading to a football match, but if the beer is unopened, then there is no reason to seize it. There is no proof of intent to drink it, and it may be that the supporters were saving it for the journey home.

But that doesn’t mater, apparently.

We hear the Scottish government are considering ordering seizure  cars in case someone gets run over, kitchen utensils in case someone gets cut and telephones in case someone wants to ring the police and report a real crime.

Makes you wonder what an independent Scotland would be like in reality…after the nonsense of democracy is removed.

I’d be using that point to make Sturgeon do something about the OBFA…

 

 

However, some things will always be funny, largely because those we are laughing at remain so serious…

And boy, their team is guff.

The staunch and dignified supporters are having a moan again, despite initial optimism as recently as yesterday morning..

Their problem, of course, lies in their deep rooted sense of superiority, even though they can;t help but doff their caps to their own superiors.

What they need is a new hero, a true rebel who will inspire them to victory against those who have been taking advantage of them…

There is a distinct lack of courage among their number, they need someone with, dare i say it, a set of danglies to stand up and lead them.

I know just the chap.

 

Graeme Murty has had a shot at taking the managers job away from Kenny miller, and a historic third win in a row may have sealed that for him, but the veteran striker is now favourite again, and we hear he has been set a task by the Ibrox board to prove he can make the step up.

All he has to do is explain to them how he can improve the players based on this heat map, which shows players movement and effort , from yesterdays game..

He will also need to galvanize the support, get them all singing from the same sheet, however foul that may sound.

That sense of togetherness is disappearing, and some supporters cannot hide their disappointment..

Yesterdays picture…

portpower November 19, 2017 at 4:12 am · Edit · Reply →

 

Caption:
Dug for sale.Comes with snow shovel plus 25 disposable bin bags.

 

Today..

A city gentleman maintaining his look by getting his shoes polished, London, 1954-1955, by Frank Horvat

 

 

 

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Bognorbhoy
6 years ago

Caption..

Murty gets the holes in his brogues filled in , as expectation of his sacking sinks in…. whilst Jake the peg gets a boot fitting ..

Bob
6 years ago

No point cleaning either my shoes or boots I won’t be going to the games says monti

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Bob

To be fair, i can’t be in two places at the one time, having said that i do know someone who likes me to give it a go.

Alzyerpal
6 years ago

Caption: After licking Lord Fuggwit’s boots for 10 minutes,Great Grand Master, William Arthur Templeton Phillips, gives them a final buffing.

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

Karma for Huns at Polis Scotland(bevvy stealers).
Ex-DCI Ruth Gilfillan reduced in rank to c.ntstable after sectarian remarks after seeing a Celtic birthday cake brought in by a Tim detective.PF decided not to proceed,surprise surprise,but the volunteers at P.S. kicked up a fuss and she was dealt with internally(sounds good).Ruth,you are poorer and an early entrant for KOTW.Be careful out there…..

charlie
6 years ago

noticed those in the crowd peering out through a jumble of wooly clothes into a un so low it waa burning the tops of trees ffs ralph thats some patter yer some man

D'Fhinnein Mick
6 years ago

CAPTION

Michael Gove’s new job as Brexit reality hits home.

Monti
6 years ago

Caption: ” I don’t know why you bother getting these shined master William, each year you come in here, same time, same seat…….but you still won’t be marching down Garvaghy Road”

Monti
6 years ago

” Woth their sashes & their flutes, bowler hat’s and prosthetic boots,
But you won’t be getting a push down Garvaghy road “

Monti
6 years ago

With!

charlie
6 years ago

awe miller needs tae dae is say ftp and they will awe blaw his trumpet until he does a neil mc cann ha ha aint experts grand

charlie
6 years ago

ffs ralph that portpowers caption sounds like a crime scene he he

Puggy67
6 years ago

Rebus you state that ‘I can’t have seen many players’ as a comment on my praise of Bobby Lennox. So how about this:
Bobby Lennox was another member of the Lisbon Lions, European Cup winners in 1967.
Celtic’s second highest scorer, 273 goals in 571 games!
Played in two European Cup finals with Celtic.
Scored in the famous 3-2 win over then World Cup holders England at Wembley.
He was awarded an MBE in 1981 and was inducted into the Scottish Football Museum Hall of Fame in November 2005.

“Bobby Lennox knows what it means to wear the Celtic jersey.”
Billy McNeill
‘one of the best forwards I’ve ever seen’ Bobby Charlton
‘His first touch wasn’t that good’ Rebus
‘Ive read some shite on this forum but that takes the biscuit.’ Puggy67

Rebus67
6 years ago
Reply to  Puggy67

Puggy,

You have missed the point. I did not say that BL was a poor player. I simply stated that he would not be my choice of best Celt ever.

Bobby was a great player, as you point out, just not the best Celt that I have seen. But these things are just opinions. Disagree with me if you like but do so by correctly interpreting what I said.

Where we can agree is in how I phrased my response to Charlie. Indicating that he had not seen many players was harsh and uncalled for…..so, Charlie I apologise for that. I hope you accept it in good faith

Rebus

6 years ago
Reply to  Puggy67

Puggy,
Your excellent post warrants a reply. I sent one earlier but it vanished. So here is mark two.
Firstly, let us agree on what I said. I did not say that BL was a poor player, or even an average player. He was a great player who played to his strengths. I always enjoyed watching him. What I did say was that he was not, IMHO, the best Celt I had seen. I said this in response to Charlie not to you, but more on this later.
Think of this! If there was a poll of who fans thought was the greatest Celt that they had seen, do you think that BL would come top? Maybe you and Charlie would vote for him….and that is fine….it is your opinions. I am not sure who I’d vote for but I know it would not be BL, great player though he was. The issue was not who was good or even great for the Celts, but who was the best that somebody had seen. The outcomes will always be opinions. I stated mine and you stated yours….fine…we simply disagree.
Where I do think you have a point is on the manner that I used to respond to Charlie. I played the man and not the ball! There was no need for me to question his or your judgement based on how many players you had seen……..i.e your exposure to Celtic. I apologise to Charlie for that, and to you if you think that my response was aimed at you. I hope that you accept this as it is given in good faith.
So, I went over the top in disagreeing with Charlie and made it personal…….that is not acceptable, IMHO. However, you did the same in your parting remarks in your post. That is a pity but our lives will continue on their separate paths just as the sun will rise tomorrow.
Regards,

Rebus

Puggy67
6 years ago
Reply to  rebus67

Fair play Rebus and I think I have fallen foul of the delay in responses being posted and reacted on that basis. Where we agree is that Lennox would not be the greatest in most polls however greatness means more to me than skill. Was Jinky our most skillful player ever? No doubt. Our greatest? Not for me because his demons blighted his career – not a judgement but a fact. For me greatness in sport transcends performance on the playing field. Maradonna was never the greatest because he was a drug cheat. My Celtic heroes are men like McGrain, Lennox and Burns who on and off the pitch epitomise what a Celtic man should be.

Rebus67
6 years ago
Reply to  Puggy67

Puggy,

Can’t disagree with one word of that! Yes, Lennox is a terrific ambassador for the club and a gentleman. The others that you mention are in the same mold.

Sadly, today it is more difficult to find those heros as money talks, and players move on to double and triple their salaries. Who can blame them?

Rebus

charlie
6 years ago

caption huns showing hun toffs they know their place

Puggy67
6 years ago

Totally agree Ralph re Atomic Kitten. Any group that reforms with a completely different line up and keeps the same name has no place on the set list.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Puggy67

🙂

charlie
6 years ago

am away tae pineapple ile pray for yoos crackpots COYBIG

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Must be a new pub…..

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Rob O'Keeffe

Bit harsh?

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

he he

henkesdreadlocks
6 years ago

Caption…….

David Murray fucks off sharpish when realising the man from HMRC shops at the same shoemakers. Last seen shuffling down Princess Street.

The Budgie
6 years ago

caption Dave King takes on another part time job to help keep the lights on at Ibrokes. Mr Lawwell, looks down, and says a bit more shine boy.

Honest hoops
6 years ago

Caption; yep..as I suspected..you have broken your lace,

Martin67
6 years ago

Caption: Police Scotland be on the lookout three legless men heading to a stadium near you.

Cortes
6 years ago

Caption: Al Bundy fits up the Govanhill Gub with spiky golf shoes. Oil on canvas. From the collection of David Edgar-Hockney.

bankie bhoy1
6 years ago

Caption

Wee Billy The Broxi Brogue Buffer prepares anurra stooge furra Marble Staircase.

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

On the subject of boots,here’s a joke.
Guy goes out,buys new boots and goes home to show them to his better half.She doesn’t notice so he goes away,takes all his clothes off except his boots and asks her what she can see.
She says ‘Yeah,a limp cock’
He says ‘But look at what it’s pointing at,my lovely new boots’
She says ‘I wish you had bought a hat!’

Thanks for your applause,try the pie and bovril….

Monti
6 years ago

Atomic Kitten ‘whole again’ an Ode to Ralph.

Ralphy when you’re walking down the street, out yer pus on tramodol, cans of lager at your feet,
Zombies shuffling around, following the sound,
They want to be made whole again.
Chorus

Looking back to when we first met, valentines day for their fate it was set,
Halloween came round, killed for a pound,stupid, stupid Huns it was said.
No CVA, no intention to pay, Zombies shuffling round again.

Una
6 years ago

Caption:Pedros ban on green boots is catching on.

Devoy45
6 years ago

Caption: Shoeshine Scotland serving her Westminster Overlords.
(Better Together)
For PSG. A cunning plan: Griffiths takes the corners, Demebele heads them in!?

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

R.Excel Mouscron 1 Mighty Anderlecht 2.Anderlecht’s equivalent of Ralph states Bayern of Munchen and Cellic of Parkheid must be bricking it……

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Rob O'Keeffe

There is no equivalent of Ralph, he is quite unique!

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Sorry for pedantic response,blame my old English teacher.You can only be unique,not quite or very etc.Still remember you with fondness Mr.Flanagan.
Unfortunately,England is full of rockets,Ralph isn’t unique and fixes captions and doesn’t say much about P.L these days,something is going on……

Cartvale88
6 years ago

Caption
Do u know you have six toes, or are u from Ayrshire?

Great thing about Celtic is they find a way to gain points, long may it continue.
A great gnashing of teeth down in deepest hunland this morning, in panic they will probably turn to Wattie or Lecky with Miller as the understudy to steady the sinking barge.
Totally agree about wee Lennox an outstanding player and a gentleman

Tim Buffy
6 years ago
Reply to  Cartvale88

And Wee Bobby’s from Ayrshire.

D'Fhinnein Mick
6 years ago
Reply to  Tim Buffy

Me anaw. Just spent three weeks back home.

Great time,of course. Seeing my family,friends,Celtic.

Strangely,not one of my mates mentioned football. That’s about six years now.

Canny figure it out.

Patrick Street
6 years ago

This little piggy went to market and said wee wee wee to the trophy cabinet for another season.

Celtic Mikey
6 years ago

Caption: Billericay dickie being fitted for his new boots and panties.

Matt
6 years ago

Caption…”Ah dont know whit tae dae wae those wellies now that Jake The Peg has been banged up!”

Hail Hail

Matt

Monti
6 years ago

I see the Yorkshire ripper, Peter Sutcliffe is complaining about heart problems, shortness of breath & chest pains….
Shame that……cough.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Yep….Harold Shipman.

Puggy67
6 years ago

Guy cleaning out his dearly departed mother’s house finds a cobblers ticket from 1932 in his grandfather’s name. He takes it to the shop and explains to the guy behind the counter asks him if he wants it for display purposes. The boy tells him the business has been in his family for 3 generations and it’s their policy never to throw away customer’s property and goes to the store to have a look. Sure enough he tells the lad his grandfather’s books are there. The boy is stunned and asks if he can have them Sure you can the cobbler replies. They will be ready on Tuesday.

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  Puggy67

I hope you mean grandfather’s boots,Puggy,or I’m pure tripping man…..

Cortes
6 years ago
Reply to  Puggy67

Walking books?

Leather-bound no doubt. Tooled leather?

Segs in the City:

These books are made for walking and that’s just what they’ll do
But not right now in 1932

Lenny bruce
6 years ago

Caption

Final interview for a job in football journalism with the Daily Record takes place on site at Ibrox….

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Lenny bruce

🙂

Matt
6 years ago

Caption…”I remember when you used to charge me a pound to watch my car. Looks like the shoe is definitely on the other foot eh?”

Hail Hail

Matt

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

Here’s another joke,the Priest told me today.Maybe he didn’t….
Female teacher is told not to indulge in bets with Weered.One day he puts his hand up and says ‘Miss,I bet you £20 I can guess the colour of your panties’ She says’Ok,I’ll take your bet,meet me at the end of school and we’ll see who wins’.At break,she goes into the toilets and takes her panties off.Weered turns up at end of the day.’OK’ she says,’What colour are my panties? Weered says ‘Red’.Nope she says and lifts her skirt.Weered says ‘OK miss,fair enough,come out to the car park and my dad will give you the cash’.So they go out and explain to the dad.He goes mental and shouts ‘Wee bazza,he bet me £100 he would see your pussy today’…….

Monti
6 years ago

Lustig you’re the one, you still turn me on, you can make me whole again 🙂

jimmybee
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Bit gay dont you think 🙂

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

But gay is ok now apparently……

Puggy67
6 years ago

Caption: I’ll take these in a brown brogue put them on my account.
Yes Sir David the manager wishes to speak with you about that in his office.

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

Breaking news: Walter EBT tells so called to beat it when they asked him to help them out till the end of the season which really shouldn’t be too long the way they are “performing”…..

Monti
6 years ago

🙂

Monti
6 years ago

Disappointed to see Partick Thistle get a late equaliser at Tynecastle today……cough.

Cortes
6 years ago

Probably my eyesight is failing but the second goal by the Mighty Accies sure looks like a stick on OG.

Accidents happen…

portpower
6 years ago

Caption:
Bell kits Alves`s stoma.

charlie
6 years ago

rebus a fotgive ye ha ha

portpower
6 years ago

The EBT recipient ex-managers of the rangers(IL) have requested a tune.

Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKaPpL-97VE

sevco tradesman entrance FC.

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