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Celtic Diary Monday August 21: SMSM In Creative Overdrive

Celtic flew out to Astana yesterday for the return champions League play off match, and despite a healthy five goal advantage, the players will not be taking the foot off the pedal.

Manager Brendan Rodgers will keep them focused..

“We will go over there to win,”

“That is our plan for every game. It will be no different going to Astana. We will be in a different state now compared to a year ago when we were there, as we were at home.

“We expect a tough game again but we plan to win every one we play. I think you saw that at Kilmarnock on Saturday, there is confidence in the players and how they understand the game, so on Tuesday we will be looking for an equally good result

“There is a huge amount of pressure on them. They will know that if they open up and press the game, we have the speed and mentality to score goals. We will have a clear mind. We know what qualification brings and the team have been really impressive up to this point. Now we have one more stage to go and let’s finish the job.” 

So far, in the five games of the campaign, Celtic have won four, including both away legs, drawn one, lost none , scored twelve and conceded none.

Thats a hell of a campaign so far, and credit must go to everyone at the club for hitting the ground running, as reallistically, we couldn’t have hoped for a better start.

Last season, Roy Keane criticised the players for celebrating as though they had won the champions League, and he was rightly shot down as he hadn’t taken into consideration the effort and the tension that was involved in reaching the first of the new managers targets.

This year, the bar has been set higher, and consequently, the side has performed at a consistently higher level.

Should qualification be achieved, as expected, there won’t be a repeat of the celebrations, just a few handshakes, a couple of pats on the back, and back on the plane to get ready for the St. Johnstone match.

You see, last year, we wanted to qualify.

This year, we expected to.

 

Little things like staying on British summer time whilst out there, despite the five hour time difference locally, mean that the players will be encased in their own little bubble whilst over there, and kept away from any distractions.

That way, when the game is played it will fell like an 11.30 am kick off, which isn’t too far away from the weekend away fixture programme, and therefore won’t be as much of a shock to their systems as it could have been.

The professionalism instilled in the squad by the manager when he arrived last summer is beginning to bear fruit, as he explained..

“It’s not really hard to keep their feet on the ground,” 

“Complacency is something we tend to avoid. We want to get through, there is this final game to go and we want to achieve that. The fundamentals in the team will be the same.

“That’s why we don’t concede a lot of goals. In all our competitive games for far we’ve conceded once, and that was right at the end of the Hearts match.

“So the team tactically is set up to press, be aggressive, not to be beaten easily, either in one-versus-one duels or collectively, and attacking-wise we know we have the game to score plenty of goals.

“So it’s one where lots of people will be thinking about all the conundrums but, for me, I only think about winning.” 

The players are all thinking of nothing else.

Well, most of them..

 

I suppose we’d better cover the transfer speculation, even if most of it that appears in the press can be

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Anyway, at least it saves me from making stuff up. There’s a whole industry out there doing it for me.

What I have tried to do is pick out the more credible ones, which is why there don;t seem to be very many..

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Nadir ciftci reminded us all that he was still at Celtic this week when he appeared in stories linking him with a move to Plymouth Argyle..

According to the Plymouth Herald…

Good morning and welcome to today’s blog where we will bring you all the latest news from Plymouth Argyle.

The Pilgrims have been linked with a loan move for Celtic striker Nadir Ciftci this weekend with the Turkey youth international expected to complete a season-long loan move to the Westcountry this week.

Will that be Derek Adams’ final piece of transfer business before the window shuts next week, or will there be more incomings at Home Park.
Read more at http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/plymouth-argyle-live-celtic-striker-linked-transfer-rumours-and-speculation/story-30489997-detail/story.html#fO9u2ixPiZQ7xQlm.99 

I’ve left that link on there in case Nadir himself is reading this and wants to know whats happening.

Erik Sviatchenko could be heading back to Copenhagen, though why they would want to spend millions of Euros-okay five millions of Euros-on a player who is often injured and is injured now is a bit of a mystery.

The Daily Express offered an explanation that made even less sense than their usual stories…

Copenhagen need a new central defender because Erik Johansson was ruled out for up to nine months with a serious knee injury after they sold Mathias Jorgensen to Huddersfield Town this summer. (Daily Express) 

Sviatchenko is injured. Are we pretending he isn’t so we can sell him ?

Jozo Simunovic is wanted by Burnley.

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Its nice there.

Its got all sorts of things you can do in your spare time, such as wander along to try and work out what this fucking thing is…

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They are ready to pay upwards of ten million pounds for Jozo, having sold someone called Michael Keane for £25m.

Simunovic himself hasn’t commented on the possibility of being known as Simunovic ( Burnley ) , presumably because he’s not a man who contemplates failure.

Keiran Tierney is now being linked with a move to Tottenham, who want to replace someone called Danny Rose, who wants to leave the London club as they are only paying him slightly abive minimum wage or something.

Tierney was also linked with Stoke City, as Charlie Adam had recommended him to them, but an approach was met with a demand for £20m from Celtic, which the Potteries club figured was too much for a twelve month loan.

Had Celtic been less than five goals ahead of Astana, and to be fair to the creative minds behind some of the stories out there, they probably expected tomorrows game to be a little more tense, with the possibilty of disrupting the squad a little higher than its turned out to be.

Still, they haven’t let all that research go to waste. They’ve printed it anyway.

Moussa Dembele hasn’t featured much thus far, so , along Boyata Back To Belguim, Lustig Leaving, Griffiths  Going and Browns Buggered Off, we can only wait and wonder at what tales of the expected will be foisted upon us this week.

Meanwhile, the stories about players coming in-or about to knock us back, also continue.

With the papers saying anything up to four new faces this week, there is a feeling that they may be making things up, in order to prompt criticism at the club should signings they have never said they will make fail to materialise.

Nevertheless….

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Patrick Roberts.

We still don’t know if its a loan or a permanent deal.

Neither does he.

Boban Krkic is still sulking. He wants to come to Glasgow, and indeed has asked to travel to games with the local Celtic supporters club in the Stoke area, but he hasn’t paid his membership yet, and has a habit of mumbling incomprehensibly, so apart from the mambership fees, he’s met all the critiera,

Keep an eye out for this guy being mentioned.. as part of some new arrangement between Celtic and Borussia Dortmund…

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VfL Wolfsburg - Borussia Dortmund Christian Pulisic (picture alliance/dpa/P. Steffen)

Christian Pulisic

His unique ability to literally fly down the wing has attracted a lot of attention, and he may well be arriving at Celtic on loan.

Though he did score a great goal for Dortmund at the weekend, and this does seem like one of the more , er, silly stories we’ve heard.

 

The Rivaldo Coetzee story has appeared again.

He’s injured as well, but according to the Record will fly to Scotland this week to sign for Celtic. Presumably no one told him the manager is in Khazakstan…

Here’s what the Daily Record found out about him…

Coetzee has made 22 appearances for his national side since making his debut in 2014.

He was his country’s youngest ever player, before that was later broken by striker Fagrie Lakay. 

and here’s his wikipedia page…

Club career[edit]

Ajax Cape Town[edit]

Coetzee is a product of Ajax Cape Town‘s youth academy. He made his first team debut during the 2013—14 season.

International career[edit]

Coetzee made his international debut for South Africa in an African Nations Cup qualifier against Congo on 12 October 2014 making him the youngest player ever to represent the country, aged 17 years and 361 days – a record that was later broken by Supersport United forward Fagrie Lakay.[3]

Research. Its what journalists do.

 

The fact is, and remains, the media have no idea who Celtic are looking to bring in.

The success in securing the likes of Forster, Wanyama, van Dijk , Ki Seung Yeung, Moussa Dembele and more recently Olivier Ntcham means that scouts are out there wathcing our scouts, and as with any other multi million pound global business, information is tightly guarded.

Thats why we have to make stuff up, apart from the ones we get right, which are worryingly increasing in number, and surely its about time the media admitted they make stuff up as well.

After all, football is primarily an entertainment business.

Where else can you find entertainment such as this, a new quiz show based on football from the BBC.

They’re jumping on the bandwagon of using “internet bampots ” to say what they are afraid to say with a panel based game called “Stop Taking The Piss ”

The host asks a series of questions, to which only one the bloggers must all stand up and shout “Stop Taking The Piss ”

We’ve been given a sample of this type of question…..

Just why did Ronald de Boer choose Rangers over Manchester United? 

Elsewhere, there was an explanation offered as to the cause of one mangers inane and confusing ramblings…

 

Addiction is a terrible thing, and many a good man has succumbed to the temptations of the drink.

We wish him well.

Perhaps his befuddled state explains the signing of Calros Pena, who is attracting attention for all the wrong reasons.

Or is there yet another reason.. ?

Of course not.

Don’t be silly.

Speaking of that club..things are looking up..

Oh wait, can you get Deja Vu twice ?

Level 5 PR pointing out there that if the cheque isn’t here by Friday they’ll just reprint old pieces…

 

Yesterday, we showed this picture….

 

VooDude August 20, 2017 at 12:06 pm · Edit · Reply →

Young Davie Weir on the left showing his legendary sense of direction in his early years.

And today we have this one… entirely fake, but interesting…

 

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mike
6 years ago

Caption, The lengths that some supporters will go to, to wave to the Celtic team! Selfies are us.

Monti
6 years ago

Caption: Una’s husband showing off his freshly ironed jacket

Bgbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I’m saddened to learn that Ronny deila’s club are currently embroiled in a relegation battle after losing 5 in a row, who would of thought it??

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

Has he tried to sign Inge Berget?

Paul
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Caption: zonti poses before he’s put in a body bag. Signed Una’s Husband

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Paul

Weered,
I love a death threat in the morning…..now i know how Lenny feels 🙂

Paul
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Hows it a death it’s a friendly caption comp, I’m hearing mammy mammy a man has threatened me call the police. Time to wake monti everyone u pick fights with won’t be a woman as for ur mate the same goes for him. You mentioned me first in your caption post, sure it’s all banter ain’t it?

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Paul,
You aren’t the first to make threats to me on here, i couldn’t give two fucks.
Una doesn’t have a sense of humour and you sound like a complete bellend.
Keep the threats coming……..

Paul
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

We can meet up at glasgow airport its only a 30 minute flight.

Paul
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Once again ur judgement of people you have never met is shocking. people like yourself who hurl insults at others are usually self reflecting on the state of their own life.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

You taking me on holiday like? 🙂
Be better fun than Una mind you….

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Paul,
Why not just laugh?……i am 🙂

Paul
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I dont see the funny side of your humour, leave Una out of your so called banter.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Paul,
Tell you what i’ll do, IF Una stops trolling me and calling me a pervert and all other kind of hurtful names, i’ll leave her out my posts.
IF she keeps up her trolling i’ll return her shite with interest, is that fair enough?

Paul
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

siaz he has insulted u for months on this site and u try to help him out? Just aswell u werent captured and interrogated it would have been treason all the way.

henkesdreadlocks
6 years ago
Reply to  Paul

Months? make that a few years.But as Kenny Everett used to say

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Paul

Paul,
I need no help from anyone……

6 years ago
Reply to  Paul

I was actually aiming that toward you not feeding the situation any more pal.
Monti and I reached an agreement a while back that for the sake of the site not being reduced to an all out slagging match we agreed he would stop trolling and I would stop smacking his bot bot ;-).
I’m a Donkey and he’s a fanny and it works out great for both of us 🙂
The more you feed s troll the hungrier it gets pal.
I ave no issue with Una she can look after hersel no danger though I do understand you as a husband coming in and taking a swing as I and most probably Monti would be no different?
Thing is sometimes what you type might not necessarily come across in the way you intended or the intended target may not be in the right frame of mind to digest it properly?
Drink,moods and personality traits can all come into play.
Take my use of the term “Mongo” as a descriptive for the Orcs?
To me it’s just a wee throw away put down for a section of society I don’t really care too much for?
But to others it’s an over the top remark and unacceptable.
That’s fine I will no longer use it on here.
We all have to step back I think and mibees take into consideration that others might not see life how we do?
Life’s too short bud.
HH and best regards to Una
Batter in hen 😉

Disclaimer The use of the word hen is an affectionate one not designed to cause timplosion on here x 😉 x

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Paul

Charlie Saiz,
Careful now ……….our peace process can easily be broken.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Paul

” Captured…interrogated “? Wtf?

6 years ago
Reply to  Paul

Monti dear take yer Seroxat and calm doon I’m only bantering you again 😉

It’s yang n ying hing.

6 years ago
Reply to  Paul

It’s a ‘
Jobs ya wink.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Paul

Woooooooo 🙂

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Weered,
We will always have each other xxx

henkesdreadlocks
6 years ago

Ralph, it will feel like a 4.30pm kick off time over there. They are 5 hours ahead. Actual kick off time in Astana is 9.30pm.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Ralph Malph

🙂

mike
6 years ago

Great again Ralphy Stoke who washes his hair with a bottle of coke, (see I was kind to ya).

Boban, does he post on ETims under the moniker of Bob?

Its all in the finer details for Brendan, nothing is left to chance, his sheer professionalism is magnifico.

Admin
6 years ago

Im no sure about a caption but Im suddenly wanting to play a John Denver record

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

‘ My sweet lady ‘? 🙂

6 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

What weighs 9lbs and won’t be plucked at Christmas?

John Denvers guitar.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

🙂

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Oscar Pistorius?

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Lemmys Bass

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Gary Moores Gibson

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Unas twat? oh you said plucked

Paul
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

Scumbag

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  Paul

do you need to roll her in flower to find the wet spot?

Paul
6 years ago
Reply to  Paul

Illiterate scum flower or flour? Btw Una is fit as fcuk not like ur brutal wife.

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  Paul

all the feeders say that, and yes its flour you little expert you

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  Paul

The line is getting tighter …

Paul
6 years ago
Reply to  Paul

Weered giving respect to a scumbag that mocked the dead after the fatal bin lorry crash in Glasgow some comrades u really are.

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  Paul

mocked the dead after the fatal bin lorry crash in Glasgow

oh dear a Sun reporter, we all need a link to that one…Go on then show us all the link YAWN.

are paul and una the same hun? A split perhunality? schizsophunic?

Paul
6 years ago
Reply to  Paul

U got banned for a while over it don’t u remember? Selective memory same M.O for ur lot.

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  Paul

nope, wisnae me hen

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  Paul

ur lot?

wonder what that means mr schitzophunic

Puggy67
6 years ago

Caption: Ryanair pilot regrets letting wee Tommy have a shot in the cockpit.

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Puggy67

Oh Puggy Puggy, Pug Pug Pug, Puggy Puggy Pug Pug. 😉

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Puggy67

Oh Puggy Puggy, Pug Pug Pug, Puggy Puggy Pug Pug 🙂

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

got the hic hic hiccups. guid song tho and well sung!!

David
6 years ago

Eddie the eagle ready to surprise his fans

henkesdreadlocks
6 years ago

Caption…………

Thank fuck I wore my parachute.

Monti
6 years ago

That’s not a parachute, it’s an ironing board, cup of tea, packet of Gypsy creams and the TV remote 🙂

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Give him 6k cash up front to re lay your drive.

Monti
6 years ago

Desimond,
Would you drop Sinclair for the Astana game? 🙂

Martin67
6 years ago

Caption: they poor basturts in the first tower but on the plus side I had a right touch! Need to jump to the bookies……Wonder what price the gers are to make it 55!

JTT
6 years ago

Caption: Hey Sevco, the plane is about to crash into the goddamn mountain!

steve
6 years ago

Caption: Glasgow Airport makes alternative check-in arrangement for Leigh Griffith.

mike
6 years ago

Desi’s song.

You fill up my bladder,
like a fire in the forest,
like the mountains in springtime,
like a humungous pain,
like a fart in a wetsuit,
you fill up my lenses,
don’t do it again.

Fudball
6 years ago

The game will feel like a 4:30pm kick off ya balloon, lol.

Juancerveza
6 years ago

Caption Celtic new signings fly under MSM radar

Frank
6 years ago

Pedro will fail to beat boos
-but might get a fortuitous draw after a dubious penalty…

Monti
6 years ago

Caption: First female Pilot lessons were going ok……… 🙂

Monti
6 years ago

Celtic 4-4-1-1

Gordon

Lustig
Bitton
Simunovic
Tierney

Forrest
Brown
Ntcham
Sinclair

Rogic

Griffiths

Astana 1 Celtic 2

6 years ago

🙂

charlie
6 years ago

ralph see that thing in burnley i dont know or want to know wit it is but i know a scrap dealer who wants to know its sat nav coordinates he he

6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Gypsies have failed to get a Transit up there many a time tell him he’s got fucking no chance.

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

cs you dont know the lengths ile go tae for a finders fee and a coupla days casual he he

6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Hehe

Cortes
6 years ago

The Sinaloa story is plausible given the Dangerous Oranges:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jY8yBhhZkwY

6 years ago

Caption
Tattoos warnings go unheeded as the Director of fantasy Island takes in the view of New Yoik

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

:)hey bosth itsth a plane

charlie
6 years ago

caption the guy whose takin the picture sais a hope that planes in reverse

6 years ago

Caption BBC Scotland release spoiler before their new upcoming blockbuster series :
If Dave King handled Brexit

charlie
6 years ago

continue the unbeaten run and nae injuries will do me the morra COYBIG

IRISHGUY
6 years ago

CAPTION…

Dave King jets in under the radar again.

charlie
6 years ago
6 years ago

Score prediction.. 2-2 Can see Griffiths Forrest and Sinclair causing them major issues on the break on a quick surface.
Hoping we score early and hope we destroy any notion of a comeback.
Got to keep it clean and tidy no silly fouls risking going down to 10 men.

I would like us to go 3-4-3 (if Bitton is fit)

…………… GORDON
.
…. AJER SIMUNOVIC BITTON

LUSTIG BROWN NTCHAM TIERNEY
.
…. FORREST GRIFFITHS SINCLAIR

Subs De Vreis Ralston McGregor Hayes Armstrong

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Swap Rogic for Hayes (injured?)

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

So you would play two midfielders in defence in our most important game of the season?

Nurse Ratched

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Yes 2 defensive midfielders who have proven they can play at CB.
Also there are 4 players in front of them who can all play deep and defend.
That makes a 7 man defence when not in possession that quickly changes to a 5 man attack when going forward on the break.
They will most probably go with 2 up having a 3rd CB gives the defence the upper hand as two man mark and one acts as sweeper.
Going with a flat 4 would be more of a risk with 1 recognised CB I think.

Not saying that’s how we would set up but rather how I would like to see us set up.. with a 5 goal head start.

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Also by pushing both Tierney and Lustig up this would hopefully tie up their wingers (they tend to favour going wide according to Brendan) and keep them away from the danger areas?

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

…………… GORDON
.
…. SIMUNOVIC BITTON

LUSTIG BROWN NTCHAM TIERNEY
..
….Armstrong McGregor forrest
.
…. GRIFFITHS

Monti
6 years ago

THUNDERBURDS ARE GO…..

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Charlies battle cry every night 😉

Monti
6 years ago

Caption: Female pilot is distracted trying to tune in Jeremy Kyle to the Cockpit monitor.

Eric Knott
6 years ago

Caption: Blind and deaf tourist’s last moments recorded in a photo by…….another blind and deaf tourist….

6 years ago

Can,t remember, did I remember to turn the landing light off before I came up here?

Alzyerpal
6 years ago

Caption: Having recently acquired a Time Machine, a young sevco fan, with the usual disregard for recent history,goes to visit New York.

Una
6 years ago

Caption: monti and weered locked in the cockpit again

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Una

Una,
Talking of Cockpits, i see your caped warrior, tinternet hardman, Paul, was on with tbe threats of violence?

Oh dear….i think he threw your wooden spoon out of the pram.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Hilda ogden

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

🙂

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Una

Weered,
Good afternoon my fellow prevert…..cough

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Weered,
Of course it is and i’m sure Ralph & Desi are irritated by it as well.
Hopefully they know i’m just pulling her leg, it’s frustrating as fuck when people take you the wrong way.

6 years ago

Caption: Imminent air crash could result in EPL club bidding for top Celtic player. Or not. I’m writing this article so that you click on the advert that promises you Russian models in Kilmarnock are looking for a husband. That’s more likely than the headline. I’ve written the same piece about 30 players already and it’s not even lunchtime. I wanted to be a dentist.

6 years ago

I did a wee thing on another site a few years ago (sadly it no longer exists thanks to trolls taking over) about Celtic actively targeting DMFs who can operate as CB’s in the transfer market?
The main reason being that very good proven CB’s do tend to cost a lot of money in the transfer market and ultimately tend to be one trick ponies/donkeys.
Yer average DMF is strong,quick over the ground and comfortable in possession when under pressure.
Which in Midfield is quite a high percentage of the time during games.
We traditionally have more possession of the ball and generally play on the front foot in most if not all of our Domestic games so therefore our defenders aren’t generally under that much pressure?
Fact is our CBs in recent years and I include from Lennys Celtic forward have had license to launch counters and join the attack from deep.
Virgil Efe now Jozo Boyata and more recently Ajer and Bitton included in that.
To me it makes sense to have DMF who can operate from CB comfortably (Ajer and Bitton) like Wanyama previously but are also comfortable in possession and breaking out when the opportunity presents itself?
I think with the current personnel we have available (when fit) will allow us more flexibility as an attacking force than if we were to go back to a traditional pairing in there?
I also think playing with a 3 man defence (pushing both WBs up) allows us even more flexibility in both an attacking and defensive sense?
With a 3 one of the 3 can step out and up meaning plenty cover still there if need be in case of a quick counter.
Hence why I don’t think there is any need to panic about the CB situation at the Club at present because we have 2 decent DMFs who can drop in there anyway.
Both are big ,quick guys who are comfortable in possession and don’t get a nose bleed when asked to go over the halfway line with the ball.
It comes naturally to them in fact.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Jesus H Christ…….it doesn’t fucking stop!

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

You never know an actual debate about fitba might happen at some point today?

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

It’s weereds fault….he started it going on about curtains 🙂

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

🙂
Not a great idea if you are using an apple device …

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

The d fucks off … Now imagine what that post would cause on here?
😉 😉 FT

alan
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

i would have to say, Charlie, that that makes an awful lot of sense. we can sell our CB’s to English clubs for ridiculous money instead.

6 years ago
Reply to  alan

Judging by Brendan’s comments today regarding Jozo /Burnley that’s exactly what will need to happen if they want him.
Now imagine we can transform Ajer Bitton into quality CBs?
Their value as an assett only increases as they are not a one trick pony.
Win win.

Honest Hoops
6 years ago

Caption; just take the ferking picture….I’m not falling for….it’s behind you pish again!!!

mike
6 years ago

Well said Joe O Rourke the Cellic Supporters Assoc. in your correspondence to Regan, calling for a judicial review, we await with interest the result of Regan’s contemplations.
Contemplations, Investigations, fascination’s, fabrications. or justification’s.

6 years ago
Reply to  mike

The machinations of the Association
Aided Rangers demise and it’s Liquidation
We all rejoiced and danced in celebration
At the self implosion of the Zombie Nation

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

and its reincarnation.

portpower
6 years ago
maryhillbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

I see another Scotland squad that doesn’t need wee McGregor thanks to the superior talents of Matt Richie Barry Bannan and Matt Phillips amongst others. ffs11111111

Monti
6 years ago

Why has there never been a vote of no confidence in Regan at the SFA and Doncaster at the SPFL?

You know it makes sense.

Wisnae me
6 years ago

Amazon’s drone delivery service gets off to a rocky start.

6 years ago
Reply to  Wisnae me

🙂
It was fantastic but unfortunately it Wisnae me

Matt
6 years ago

Completely off topic but I havent seen anything for a good few years from Mick Hollywood on here.

I met him and his pals in Wellington NZ about 7 years ago, had a few drinks and took in a new years game against the Ghouls of Govan…albeit that incarnation’s rancid heart was still beating like a lambeg proclaiming belting out hate and inhumanity.

Anyway, if Mick is reading this, I hope you are well and I miss your contributions.

Hail Hail

Matt

Matt
6 years ago

Caption…..”First passenger for Ryanair’s superfast in-flight boarding system suggests that a few tweaks may be needed.”

Hail Hail

Matt

Matt
6 years ago

Tried twice to post caption….no luck.

portpower
6 years ago

Did the SMSM have their agent provocateur at the airport to wish
Leigh Griffiths a Happy Birthday?

portpower
6 years ago

Caption:
Pilot deviates his flight path to shout; JUMP!

Paul
6 years ago

Caption: base jumper zonti is reassured by siaz that Una didnt pack
his parachute.

6 years ago
Reply to  Paul

The more Scranton you feed them the hungrier they get …
Google Celtictalk.org and see what happens when you feed the trolls 😉

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

I would like to personally thank Steve Jobs spirit for the improvisation of the word Scran ‘

henkesdreadlocks
6 years ago
Reply to  Paul

If you saw the size of Monti, there’s not a parachute big enough to cope. Maybe the ones they used landing the the earlier Apollo missions would just about do the job.

Una
6 years ago
henkesdreadlocks
6 years ago
Reply to  Una

Paul,that post was meant for me, not Una. I have a distinctly bent nose going back to my boxing days. You need to cool your jets.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Una

Lost for words Una? Be first 🙂

Bgbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Una

Hahahahahaha

Monti
6 years ago

🙂 hahaha
I’ll be straightening that nose of yours ya cheeky hoor….

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

That was for Henke……not Una 🙂

henkesdreadlocks
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Hahahahahaha!!!!

Monti
6 years ago

🙂

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Paul

Paul,
She did pack my lunch tho……

mike
6 years ago

Can I just say A Stauner, A Stauner in the highest,
A Stauner in the highest, the highest.

I might not get the chance again this season. A Stauner. ffs.

mike
6 years ago

Well Hello, my name is Michael,
and I am a special Puggy,
I live in Bonnie Dundee,
with my wife and little Duggy.

Puggy, Puggy, pug, pug, pug, am putting in the plug for ma wee dug.

mike
6 years ago

You fill up my senses like a fire in the forest,
like a mountain in springtime,
like crystal clear water,
like a walk in the park.
See what youve started, I canny stop humming that tune, da da dadad da da. ffs dadadada da fff sss.

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