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Celtic Diary Saturday June 10: Australian Midfielder Has Medical

Not with Celtic. but with Club Brugge.

Apparently though, this means he will be joining Celtic.

Adelaide United eighteen year old sensation Riley McGree, who sounds like he should be out wrestling crocodiles and biting the heads off snakes , has had a medical at Brugge.

However, his manager at Adelaide , Greg Griffin, isn’t happy with the Belgian club.

“It’s a breach of contract. Riley is a teenager and we’re taking this to FIFA. We have not consented in any shape or form to him having a medical.

“We are simply not signing transfer papers because we have already rejected two offers from the club. We have not agreed to anything to sign the transfer. My issue is with Club Brugge.

“I have told Club Brugge twice after two offers to go away and perhaps because they’re not getting what they want they’ve gone behind our back. 

It’s interesting because the only other club he’s been linked with a move to is Celtic.

 

And I can;t be arsed with the Scotland England game, which with any luck will be the subject of a late player boycott led by Scott Brown.

You know by now my feelings on the SFA, and despite the promise of a day on the beer in Stafford to watch the game, I reckon I’ll stay home and take the dogs out.

We mentioned a possible move for Fabian Delph of Manchester City a while back, and the Scotsman Rumour Mill, a pisspoor offshoot of our own legendary if imaginative Rumour Mill, has caught up with the story…

Celtic are keen to sign Fabian Delph from Manchester City. It is understood Guardiola is now ready to listen to offers for the midfielder who played the last two games in the Premier League performed well. However, with Newcastle and other clubs reportedly interested it could take a significant bid to lure him away from City. (Various)

Mind you, if you think our rumour mill was inventive, have a chuckle at this from the same page..

After rejecting a bid of around £700,000 it has been reported that Rangers will make a second bid for Norwich midfielder, Graham Dorrans in the next 48 hours, believed to be around £1.2million. It is believed that Norwich are willing to move Dorrans on to reduce the wage bill. The deal could push spending this summer to over £10 million for the Ibrox side. (The Sun)

They’ve spent ten million pounds ?

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Burton Albion defender Ryan Delaney has been mentioned by the Irish Independent as attracting the interest of Celtic. He’s doing very well on loan with Cork and has scored five goals in seventeen games.

And he’s out of contract.

Come to think of it, so is Zlatan Ibrahimovic, but he’s going to be injured until at least christmas so don’t get his name on the back of your new top.

At ten bob a letter its a lot to waste.

Another veteran on the move is Wayne Rooney, but he moves quite slowly these days and wouldn;t make it to glasgow in time for the qualifiers, and anyway, Brendan is building a team, not patching one up.

However, the next man in could be from just along the Mersey, as Rodgers is keen to get Joe Gomez of Liverpool on loan, with a view to keeping him, a move known in the trade as a “Paddy “.

As opposed to a “Moussa” , which is when we sign a player for peanuts and sell them on for a massive profit.

We will try to avoid dong a “Derk ” , which is when we offer to take on the medical bills of a player for an unspecified and lengthy period, whilst providing him with a mobile phone so he can tweet all his pals and moan about being “stuck at Celtic ”

What we have at the moment that should make us count our blessings is a “Tam ” …

Over on the other side of the world they need a new hero, to sell the game to the locals. australian football sin’t violent enough for the Aussies, and as their attention tends to waver when no one is bleeding or undergoing CPR, then they need something else to keep them going to games.

In “The Age “, Michael Cockerill explains who that man should be…

Rogic ticks all the boxes to become the next Socceroos star. He had a taste of stardom as a teenager when he won the Nike talent quest, and didn’t particularly enjoy it. But time has moved on, he’s become more accustomed to the limelight since emerging at Celtic, and the word is he’s matured as much as a person as a footballer. Soon to marry his childhood sweetheart, Rogic is poised to hit the big time at a stage of his life and career when he’s better equipped to handle the pressure.

The Socceroos need a new Harry Kewell, or Tim Cahill, or Mark Viduka. Badly. Much as Postecoglou is an outstanding public presence, he’s not a player. Rogic is, and an exceptional one at that. The man to get the turnstiles moving again? Why not? 

Thats right, just when its all going well, go and get married.

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Back to our glorious leader, he’s only gone and got bloody married , hasn’t he ?

If he’s going to go out and act this recklessly every time he gets a couple of days off then someone needs to sit down and have a word with him…

Anyhoo, congratulations….

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We wish you all the best.

Reminds me of when I met my wife, I went all dizzy, bit weak at the knees, strange feeling in my tummy…

I’d only gone and put the Rhohypnal in the wrong fucking drink.

 

Sometimes something catches your eye and you just want to know the story behind it…

Congratulations to the absolute helmet who never said boo all night , then when you leave the pub he is Lanark’s answer to Rambo🙈😳🙈

Former Celtic keeper and all round good guy Rab Douglas obviously having fun on a night out in Lanark, which is an achievement in itself…

Also from twitter, Trainspotting author Irvine Welsh offered us his analysis on the threatened coalition of catastrophe between the extremist Conservative and Democratic Unionist parties..

Irvine Welsh Retweeted Alex Ashman

“I’ve not been compromised by this deal. Meet my new Northern Ireland secretary, the Rt. Hon. Cunty McTaigstrangler.” 

Already the marketing men have swung into action to make this somewhat terrifying new government seem a little more palatable..

Prime minister May is in bother, even her close friends are beginning to distance themselves from the car crash she has become..

Yet you’d have thought that old Brenda would have liked the DUP, as they seem to like her after all.

Amongst other somewhat antiquated views..

How on earth can any country move forward when the leaders are moving at a different pace ?

And could we see an end to peace in the old country ?

From the Guardian live feed yesterday…

Believe it or not. the LOL on that sash isn’t photoshopped, but then again there’s nothing to laugh about.

Not these days.

We need a hero, even if its a cartoon type of hero.

Word is that our friends at Ibrox are going to have a new hero, and are even in negotiations with Marvel to create one who the fans can identify with. One who they can look at and see themselves in him.

They need a hero that flies !

Ah, wait, thats “with flies “

Yesterday…

Employment office full of men looking for work, c.1930, United States, National archives. Washington.

Desi Mond June 9, 2017 at 11:51 am · Edit · Reply

A young Fergus McCann in bunnet at the back notices a niche in the market for “Croy Headwear” stateside 

Though I think its Buster Keaton.

Today….one form the health and safety gone mad collection

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6 years ago

Caption: davenport King sets about proving that the ibrox roof is so safe, he can have a lie-down on one of the support beams… with the emphasis on ĹIE.

mike
6 years ago

Who takes the dogs out, woof, woof.

The “Rangers” transfer policy, increase your offer by increments of £5.00 a week. Wear them down by multiple offers, just like hoose builders.
Rhohypnol, where can I buy that, me and Kez. like X that, can I convert her from Lesbos to Hugo Boss?
Making war with Lambs, Bastards.
And then nominating your colleague for caption winner, consider yersell Knob of the week.
But brilliant Ralphy, just brilliant, PMSL.

salad queen
6 years ago

Is that mother t hearse lying down to the red hand of the 6 counties?

Cortes
6 years ago

Caption: BFDJ’s Clyde slot goes radio rental.

maryhillbhoy
6 years ago

Ralph desi should be banned for nepotism and get glasses its surely CHico Marx

Monti
6 years ago

Morning Bhoys,
Mike, the family & i are away to a farmers market this morning, would you like a Scone n Jam?
Why is everyone called Finlay or Tarquin?
I’ve even put a check shirt and a pair of cords on to ‘ fit in ‘.
I’ve asked the other half to call me ‘ Finlay-Tarquin’ for the duration of our visit 🙂

Sheep shagging bastards…what 🙂

Monti
6 years ago

Caption: Craig Whyte manages to escape the stare of Halloween Houston, for an ice cream break, during his trial.

Monti
6 years ago

” Oh Finlay-Tarquin…would you like some combine hamster oatcakes dear “?

” Pish ” 🙂

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Finlay- Tarquiin, You must be in Canada, Nova Scotia, here they are all called Hamish Mc Poodle.
Wait till I fiddle inside my sporran, looking for my small change, “oops” who’s red hand is that?

Wee Spency saying that the Republic, Norn Ire. and the Taff’s are being invited to play next year in the “Iron Brew” cup, leaving the door open for the Tic. to play in Engerland if it is invited in the future.

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

If only,if only…..what were the naysayers saying last week?Tims are a changing…..

Monti
6 years ago

” Tarquin, have you tasted Finlays Thistle Heather marmalade, dear….simply divine …what ”

Sherry?

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

What aboot the shortbreed eh? that pit’s hair’s oan yer heed, I pit it oan my chest and now I comb it over my heed, works a treat. Next I’m gonny rub it in ma ears, then it will only have a wee short journey to go.

See Port Power, hisny been oan for a wee whiley, he will be knackered looking after his grandweans, greet, greet, pish pish, fart fart. 😉 Lovely wee lovely’s

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike,
As you are probably aware it’s a lot of overpriced shite.

Doc
6 years ago

Caption: Ibrox repair crew down tools after finding out they are now on the creditors list.

Wisnae me
6 years ago

Caption: Finally, a bar where I can smoke.

mike
6 years ago

Caption, The length’s some peepol go to to get radio Ulster!!

Mind you if it was Paisley’s commentary, you would need ear protectors. NEVER NEVER NEVER fuck me I sound like O Keech. 😉

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

NOTED! I mean noted!

Jkg
6 years ago

Will need binoculars to see the tic when this new top tier is finished.

charlie
6 years ago

caption fuck me a knew a shouldnae have had that last pint at dinnertime ….a forgot ma parachute

jimmybee
6 years ago

Weered beat me too it lol I was thinking along the same lines.

jimmybee
6 years ago

Caption: Pedro raises the bar with his new signing.

IRISHGUY
6 years ago

Caption…

McLeish finally gets a job.

Leões de Lisboa
6 years ago

Caption: Young Billy snoozes whilst listening to BFDJ and dreams of jumping out of bed to go for 55….again.

mike
6 years ago

Requested the E-Mail addy, it didny come, so a taster.
Trebles are as scarce as gold,
Leagues to win, trophies to hold,
Teams to form, players to mould,
Legends made, stories to be told.

The League cup winners draw first blood,
playing in the wind, rain and mud,
The season’s of to a winning start,
our hopes are alive, we all take heart.

The League is long, an endurance race,
Games come thick and fast at a frantic pace,
The strain is etched on the Managers face,
Celtic retain its winning place.

The Scottish cup, now that its done,
we all rejoice, “The trebles won”,
Time to relax and have some fun,
We weren’t beaten, by anyone.

SteveNaive
6 years ago

Liverpool …spent millions winning fuck all- go straight into the group stages. We win everything and have three qualifying rounds… designed to protect the”big” clubs.
Look for the investigations into collusion being quietly dropped.

Rudebhoy
6 years ago

Caption An Ibrox volunteer takes a rest and dreams of moonbeams before getting back to work on the floating pitch.

ROB O'KEEFFE
6 years ago

Desi wins the caption and you talk about the SFA being corrupt? Just kidding, still a fix…WEERED,the British army (sorry)want to know when they can move in to “protect”the TIMS??

Wisnae me
6 years ago

Now the DUP are in charge do Celtic have to hand back the treble?

6 years ago

Caption ” When I said Beam me up Scotty this is not what I had in mind”

mike
6 years ago

Is it the under 18s that are gonny be allowed into the lower league’s to compete, but not to be promoted? season 2018/19.
Dungcaster must have had a brain stealing moment with that, it was SO patently obvious that this would be a good idea in so many ways.
But what about the lies, that have to be addressed, like LNS, the title stripping, or are we to just accept, that crock of shit.
They should be hunted, they are an embarrassment to any kind of fitba. adjudication.

Tam the tim
6 years ago

Fucking bastards stuck in the 17 century deciding what happens in this shithole country. Total evil scum. Here’s hoping the fucker running the trash gets done for corruption but that will be ignored and brushed under the carpet. Hopefully this is the beginning of the end for May and her filthy party. Sorry guys, my rants over.
HH

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  Tam the tim

Hopefully true…..

mike
6 years ago

Here’s a wee song, to cheer you up Tam.

From pigtails to wedding veils,
from pinafores to lace,
and in between are the special years,
time can never erase,
just stay a while in the special years.

Their majic—- will soon be gone.

and these are the special years, for Brendan and his bhoys.

mike
6 years ago

That was courtesy of Val Doonican and his majic, jersey.
He was actually up then, but then he took a pill and came,
Doonican.

The “B” side is.
Oh the huns they are shite,
the huns they are shite,
They are always wrong and never right,
cos the huns are very sshhiiittteee.

6 years ago

In order to get DUP support Gregory Campbell DUP MP& founding member of Westminster Rangers Supporters club & Current Chairman has demanded a proper investigation of all Celtic Land deals over the last 20 yrs. The investigated to be carried out under the Chairmanship of Scottish branch Masonic Lodges

An additional payment of £50m to Rangers as set- up money so that club founded in 2012 could run seemlessly as the same club as founded in 1872 . The ghastly HMRC investigation to be ended immediately and all alleged debts accrued by Rangers 1872. to be passed over to & paid in full by Celtic , as if it hadn’t been for their European victory & tainted titles won by them Rangers wouldn’t have had to spend as much .
T M has promised to ask her husband to use some of his ill gained millions to sort the problem

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  D J Smyth

Sounds perfectly reasonable signed the SFA,UVF,UDA,B&Q,MFI and Peppa Pig and D.Trump and that mad guy from N.Korea.

Pensionerbhoy
6 years ago

Caption:

“Craig Whyte awaits the verdict.”

Mammy Pigeon “And who’s been sleeping in my bed?”

“The Tories claim the working class are far too laid back.”

Ralph,

In all my life, I have never experienced such a decision from a “prime minister” – she does not deserve capitals and has more than earned inverted commas – like she announced yesterday since the declarations of war based on false accusations about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq in 2003 (I happened to watch “Fair Game ” last night and recommend it to everyone. I believe it is a work of fiction that is nearer the actual truth than the fictional truth concocted by Bush and his puppet Blair). I thought leaving Europe (refuse to give it that childish synonym) was not a clever idea but starting an affair with proven mindless, moronic mobsters will have fatal consequences. It is reminiscent of the political bedfellows of the gangster days in Chicago. I give the peace in Ireland – and then elsewhere – another 6 months at most before it’s back to bombs and bullets. It just shows how insidiously warped is the thinking of our politicians that they are prepared to do anything to maintain their position and privilege even at the expense of the safety, security and the very lives of their constituents.

Unfortunately, I can hardly breath in the open air never mind under water. If it were not for that slight failing, I would move to Atlantis tomorrow – or maybe mike’s farm. It sounds peaceful and calm up there with only a baa, baa here and a baa, baa there and not an MP in site – or in shite! Just as long as he goes caw canny wae the poetry.

H H

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Pensionerbhoy

Canny promise that Pensionerbhoy, see below. 😉

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

Caption: Weered,you shall listen to the Scotland game,that’ll teach you! Love from Una and Monti

Monti
6 years ago

GOOD LUCK SCOTLAND!!

Sean Thornton
6 years ago

Looks more like Chico Marx in the bunnet than Buster.
Can somebody with the auld Photoshop skills not do No.10 with a king billy mural?

Monti
6 years ago

Pish first half, no creativity and we need midfielders supporting Griffiths better!
Come on Scotland, we are at home, go for it!!

Tam the tim
6 years ago

Nice wee ditty, Mike and Pensionerbhoy you said it all about these so-called politicians and the depths they sink to to hold on to power. The problem I have is why so many vote for them. Do they have no compassion or sense or is it a complete lack of education?
HH

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Tam the tim

Cheers Tam, Here is one for you and Pensionerbhoy.

Integrity from politician’s is rare,
the lies and deceit, laid bare,
truth and moral’s hard to find,
to honesty they are blind.

People of honour, they stand out,
There’s not to many of them about,
If you find any hidden gems,
make sure they are Tim’s and nane of Them’s.

Doc
6 years ago

How does Morrison play ahead of McGregor?

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Doc

Morrison is in the squad!

Doc
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

McGregor is a much better player.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Doc

But he isn’t in the squad….

Doc
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

He should be

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Absolutely!

charlie
6 years ago

aint griff grand

6 years ago

Shame Scotland couldn’t hold on. Gordon looked rooted to the spot rather than coming out for it but perhaps camera angle was deceiving and cross was too good.

Doc
6 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

Sun in his eyes maybe?

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

As soon as Griff scored that second goal Strachan should have made a substitution and that would have been that. Griff must be gutted. Think we need a no1 goalie.

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

and it should have been the guy furthest away who would walk off slower that the English cunt did.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

No need for that whatsoever…..plenty of Englishmen have graced our Hoops!

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

nothing against englishmen, loads against unsporting cheating cunts, in this case English.

tit

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Fred,
No need to sign off as ‘ Tit ‘…..that has been established.

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

indeed it has

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

🙂

Doc
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

Three subs had been used by then

maryhillbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

Fred dont mean to piss on your point but you are not allows 4 subs

Yoker Bhoy
6 years ago

What a last 15 minutes! That’s about as dramatic as they come. Inches away from making a piece of history there. What brilliant goals from the Griff and what a bastard we had to throw it all away in the last minute! Anyway, that’s a game I’ll remember for a very long time.

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Yoker Bhoy

I was the same Yoker, 15 minutes away from making custard. 😉

Monti
6 years ago

Fuck sake min!
I thought wee Griff had got the winner there, fuck sake!
Iconic goals v the English though, well done Griff and to Scotland for finding the fight to get ahead!

charlie
6 years ago

100 years fae noo every cunt will still be talkin aboot oor griff them goals were fuckin unforgetable

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

They were top class mate!

mike
6 years ago

Yessss Celtic 2 Engerland 1. fell asleep at the end, or a mental block.

charlie
6 years ago

monti big boyata would have stopped that second goal

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

I agree…..cough.

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Gordon should have had that. The ball was in the air forever. Dracula syndrome Im afraid. We can do better.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

Fredcdobbs,
Sometimes when a delivery from a wide position is so good, with real pace on the ball, there isn’t much a keeper can do.

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

True but I dont think true in this case. hes scared of crosses no question. Hes a shot stopper @crosses he is useless. I’m not even going to talk about the first fuck up.

Time for celtic to move on. This is the step up we need to make and Gordon clearly cant hack it.

btw Mulgrew also fucked up by letting go of cane. Gordon should have been in the middle of them punching it at least. watch it again.

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

craig had a good game the goals fae england wer defensive mistakes like you said watch it again without listening to hun commentery ye might think for yourself that way

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

You make good points & i’m not saying you’re wrong, i have watched the replays but there are multiple dodgy actions even before it get’s to the first goal.
Tierney’s pass back was a bit heavy, forcing Gordon to clear for a throw in, then there are a few weak challenges on Chamberlain, allowing him to travel into the box and get a shot away, Gordon should have done better with it tho.

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

england have no bad players and i hope we get any of them in next seasons champions league cause we will eat the fuckers COYBIG

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

chick whit about gordons heeder straight to the English front line that tierney had to clear off the line? I think for myself that was shit and Gordon was exposed the day. Too many Basic schoolboy errors.

Also Gordons distribution has been shit all season.

Hes no CL material. I do think McSwally went OTT tho.

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

dick when we won the big cup auld faither did some crazy things but he got away wae it ……so dry yoor eyes and stop worrying aboot shit that never happened …..dae you work for the record

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

my eyes urny wet they see clearly granda. I think its time fur yer laser treatment.

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

chamberlain would have been closed doon tae fuck if that was celtics defence when they awe backed aff he thought it was christmas ffs

charlie
6 years ago

it wulnae be long till celtics team and a coupla under 20s fae celtic will represent scotland gordon knows it makes sense…….scotlands green and white

charlie
6 years ago

leigh griff when hees needed

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie
charlie
6 years ago

caption aint griff as cool as ye like

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

Celts don’t get beaten,yes wee Shorty.Told my Scottish pal to put plenty on Griff scoring a couple,my cut shall be delivered once he gets back from the casino??

jimmybee
6 years ago

Caption: am staying up here till Britain gets a fuckin grip.

portpower
6 years ago

If only Tom was a Scotchman…

Well done to the Kano Foundation.This is Paradise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLpyq2-_Z_o

Hail Hail

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

port send wee spencer tae witever coachin school tam wenty and in years tae come yool be gettin yer season ticket for fuck all ha ha aint grandwains grand

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

G`day Charlie,
Like Mike said “Eat,burp,fart then Shite – repeat”
The Bhoy`s to be an inside forward.HH

Enjoyed the podcast Bhoys.

jimmybee
6 years ago

Some bad luck in the match and some poor decisions in particular by Armstrong, but a draw was about right.

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

poor decisions by armstrong ffs enlighten us pele

jimmybee
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Poor decision most of the time he had the ball.
He had possession when he gave it away for the equaliser. His passing was back to the way he played before Brendan got a hold of him. He was not his usual self.
But hey it’s all about opinions m8. He also got in the way of Tierney before England’s opener whom was about to make the best chance of the block. Have a wee look at it again,and see if it wasn’t poor decisions by him. I’m sure he is more disappointed than all of us,as he can and will do better.
He had a poor game in my opinion only.

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