Celtic Diary Wednesday May 17: Last Throw Of Dice For Sinking SFA

The Scottish football association played their Trump card- Trump as in corrupt and incompetent President Trump-when they released confirmation of the team to take charge of the cup final in a couple of weeks..

Bobby Madden will referee this season’s William Hill Scottish Cup final between Celtic and Aberdeen at Hampden Park on Saturday, 27 May.

He refereed the 2015 Scottish League Cup final between Celtic and Dundee United but this will be his first appointment as Scottish Cup final referee after operating as fourth official at last year’s showpiece match.

He was also an additional assistant referee at the 2013 final between Hibernian and Celtic.

Bobby will be assisted by Frank Connor and Graeme Stewart with John McKendrick as fourth official.

Steven McLean and Nick Walsh will be the additional assistant referees.

Referee: Bobby Madden 

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Assistant Referee 1: Frank Connor
Assistant Referee 2: Graeme Stewart
Fourth Official: John McKendrick
Additional Assistant Referee 1: Steven McLean
Additional Assistant Referee 2: Nick Walsh  

There are six officials for the game,

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thus removing the possibility of any mistakes. though, of course, any controversial decisions will not be mistakes, however they dress it up.

And happily, they can spread the blame.

With the SFA under considerable pressure to reveal their part in the shennanigans around the takeover of doomed Rangers, including the five way agreement, the granting of a licence to an ineligible club and accusations of incmpetence, collusion and corruption, the move to appoint Madden is seen as a last, desperate two fingered salute to Celtic.

Madden, on the face of it , is a neutral referee. But as with anything concerning the SFA, there is more than one face at work. He is not an aberdeen fan, he is not a Celtic fan. Therefore some could argue he’s a logical choice.

Others would argue that his refusal to give the last minute penalty when Clint Hill scythed Leigh Griffiths show an anti Celtic bias as opposed to a pro “rangers” leaning.

As far as I’m concerned, he’s just bloody useless, but there is a suspicion of bias-he won;t need to be told to work to an agenda, he has one all of his own.

Whats also noticable is how far out of the reckoning the much improved Willie Collum is, and it appears Craig Thomson isn’t as reliable as he used to be.

The word inside the SFA is that it had to be Madden, as there is no way “those fenian bastards would have accepted Dallas or MacLean.”

However, once the trial ongoing in Glasgow is concluded, the SFA know they will be forced to explain a few things, and therefore this is their last chance to upset those of a Celtic mind…

We hear they have upped security at Hampden, should supporters decide to march on them when the place is actually open..

 

Hopes of signing Patrick Roberts on a permanent deal were raised for a minute or two when this appeared on twitter,

However, it didnt actually appear on the BBC.

Whilst the SFA are regularly issuing statements late at night, Celtic have decided that they would prefer people to see theirs, and the supposed 4.25am release of the “news ” was probably a fair indication of its veracity.

There has been a development that may force Celtic to make an offer to buy the player outright, as Manchester City, according to one source, are looking to loan him to an English Premier side. Presumably to stop him facing them in the Champions League again and making them look silly.

speaking of English sides, Radio Stoke have been following the crisis at the local giants, and the lethargy running through the club is to be replaced by a strategy, and this involves clearing out a few who its claimed “can’t be arsed” , which will include Celtic target Bojan Krkic.

Celtic number two Chris Davies outlined the recruitment plan for this summer…

“We don’t want to make loads of signings,”

“It’s knowing that there are one or two quality signings who can be brought in that can help us, develop us and improve us as a team and a squad.

“We’re obviously looking at ways in which we can improve our squad. That’s the key. Can we improve what we’ve got?

“But we also recognise the players who have been here have developed into even better players and are vital to us as well. We want to keep them and keep that continuity. As all teams will say, year on year we want to improve but we want to develop players as well.

“You’ve got to look after your own and develop players you’ve got at the club then, yes, with good recruitment can you bring in others.”

Krkic fits into that plan, as does Salonke Mitchell, but don’t be surprised to see another central defender.

And a goalkeeper.

Davies continued..

“Lee Congerton is our head of recruitment so he heads up that department,

“We’ve got scouts who work for us around Europe and we’re also looking in South America as well.

“The scouting department will cover lots and lots of players and we’ll suggest players. We all work together really. Something I enjoy doing is watching players if I can physically get to a game. If not there are video software resources now available to watch players so I’ll do that and if it ever gets closer we’ll make sure we go and watch them live.

“It’s important that the manager and all the staff are always thinking about recruitment. It’s an ongoing thing. That’s the key.

“It’s not just ramped up close to a window when you need to find a player. It’s something that happens all throughout the season that you are looking and aware of players.” 

Watching players live is essential, as it gives an indication of a players attitude and personality. Any fool can look the part in a video put together by his agent, and fortunately, this management team isn’t as easily fooled as previous incumbents.

So, in order to find out who we are really watching , just keep an eye on the airport and see where Davies heads off to.

I’ll wait by junction 15 of the M6, and if i see him go by I’ll let you know.

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Davies also commented on speculation linking Stuart Armstrong with West Brom…

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What he said was a little more diplomatic….

“One of the consequences of what we’re achieving and what we’re doing is that people do get linked with other clubs, and there is speculation,”

“That’s a positive, it means you’re doing something good, but that’s all it is – speculation. Stuart is someone who has said himself that he wants to stay, and we want to keep our best players here.”

“We’re building and developing a team and individual players, and we’re really looking forward to that. We love working with Stu, as we have done with all the other players. We certainly don’t want to lose our best players, but there will be speculation,” 

Another player no one wants to lose is Keiran Tierney.

Thats okay, though,because he doesn’t want to go..

💬KT when asked if he saw himself staying at next season: “I do. This is a great place to be and I’m really enjoying it.” 

In the  insular world of the Scottish media, there was a return to the old policy of linking a player from a club about to play “rangers ” with…”rangers “

The Realsouthstander on twitter showing that Aberdeen fans have a sense of humour as well, and that its not just Celtic fans who have spotted the emphasis on PR in the media, as opposed to news.

This follows “news ” that Pedro Caiximha’s latest tranfer target is Ryan Jack of Aberdeen.

Of course, Caixinha won’t be signing anyone who wants a wage, but its important to keep the gullibillies thinking they will. Season books need to be sold, and the media are doing their bit.

Something that did catch my eye is the news that wonderkid Barrie Mackay has been told to buck up if he wants a new deal.

“Barrie needs to wait [on a new contract],”  “If he is waiting, then he needs to wait more for the club to come back to him. Barrie is a great guy and a fantastic footballer but we are assessing him and we will give him an answer as soon as possible. “He has been more proactive in the last two games but I still want more from him. He’s been a very important player for the last two matches, scoring twice, as has Joe Garner. They are two players living a good moment and football is about good moments. We now need to extend that. “What does Barrie need to do more? He needs to be more proactive. The game is a lot of phases and stages and I want all the players to be keen on the game. If things are not coming they need to look for it. When he needs to sacrifice, he needs to do that as well.” 

Or, in the real world…”we’ve spent the money on Miller. Has Warburton rang you yet ? “

Those in the media, who call themselves professionals, continue to denigrate those of us on the internet, despite constantly publishing little more than baseless rumours and shameless PR releases.

At least we don’t bother with the PR guff.

They even found someone with similar credibilty to theirs to send a message to the “internet bampots..

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Yesterday, those of us getting a wee bit thin on top and thick around the waist were a little concerned about how quickly ten years had flown by when we realised that was how long Scott Brown had been with the club.

Want to feel worse ?

Remember this celebration ?

Thats Brazilian forward Bebeto paying tribute to his baby son..

Thats the son signing for Sporting Lisbon this week.

In a future diary I’ll be sure to include a picture of Junior mimicking pushing a wheelchair in a tribute to his old da when he scores in the World cup finals.

There was a massive celebration at Reading’s Madjeski stadium last night, and I didn’t even know they were playing Partick, he said, inserting his own joke as instructed by Talkin Baws on twitter..

Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.

One can rest assured that the supporters pictured can confidently claim that any increase in the FTSE index will not be down to how their club is performing.

As the Lennon CSC , sporting their new black club t shirts and fleeces , prepare to head north in nmbers for the final game of the season, the Green Brigade have issued a request for help which even our esteemed club memebers wil be able to follow.

Though I do suggest to my fellow travellers that you study this now, as its not uncommon to feel a little tired by the time we get to Glasgow, and one or two of us have noticed that a power nap in the stadium doesnlt always help

Yesterdays illustration…

CarlJungleBhoy May 16, 2017 at 9:34 am · Edit · Reply

Caption: A re-run of Helicopter Sunday 2005 minus EBT-fueling goes badly wrong.

Today, this striking pose showing an incredible feat of balance, poise and strength…

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D'Fhinnein Mick

That’s not what I meant when I said you’d never find two cups big enough for them!

Paul McGovern

Bobby Madden pops his head up for the cup

Weered

Caption…where’s the milk?

IRISHGUY

Caption…….

One lump or Two?

Mcdeeje1

Dave and pedro share a cuppa and discuss the Phoar!chest.

Stephen

Sugar? One lump or two?

Mike Annis

Caption: I said t cups not D cups

Rob O'Keeffe

Classic Ralph,Madden who is rabidly anti-Catholic/Celtic,ex Liebrox ST holder,Sash Singer,on the face of it,NEUTRAL?? Doesn’t matter,we’ll win anyway signed Agent Pedro.Bojan,once again,no thanks,take your attitude somewhere else.Nice of Davies to tip us off that there won’t be plenty of signings,that team isn’t good enough for C.L.group stages.
Nice of GB to tell everyone what to do on big day,are we allowed to set off pyros etc etc signed Monti.Big game tomorrow night,hope ref is,on the face of it,neutral.KTF.GF45

maryhillbhoy

No Rob there won’t, there will be a smaller number of better therefore more expensive players, we need to turn players into champions league players over a period of time. Brendan has constantly pointed out the emphasis on improving players as we don’t have huge amounts of cash.
Seems eminently sensible to me

Weered

Well Rob….that’s you told!

Rob O'Keeffe

No it’s not me told.Pesky Maryhiller.We get at least £30m(yes Dave,a real £30m)for qualifying for group stages and MD could be on his way.We have plenty of bucks.We need to make an impact now because changes are a coming as regards C.L.and we want to dine at the top table.We don’t have years to develop players.How much have Celtic spent on players,we are,in my opinion,not speculating to accumulate.Is Davies our club spokesman?

Rob O'Keeffe

Don’t have huge amounts of cash? Eh,hotels,upgrading main stand,enhanced sponsorship deals,where did it all go wrong?Pesky Ramsheider.HH

Alzyerpal

Mrs Ferguson looks on proudly as Barry and Derek lift the cups.

Caption…The new “Ladies Day” at ibrox looks set to be a great success as Clint Hill’s wife serves up the half time beverages….COYBIG

Weered

Caption… ” can I have two lumps please…By the way, did you eat ALL the biscuits madam?”

Weered i think she hasvAte a few men aswell by the loks of it,Some poor mans Nightmare.

Weered

She obviously swallowed everything… 🙂

Good lass 🙂

CarlJungleBhoy

Caption: ‘…Women love to socialize with a cup of rosie…”

Martin67

Caption: Ti-teas!!!!

Murry pa…….sorry auchenhowie ?

Caption,See Minty Murray is now doing drag,By the looks of it he has a rite pair o tits in Ally And Walter,Holding the Petrofied Cup andthe other Cup is for Being an Utter Embarrassment to Every Other Scottish Oerson.HH

Dziekanowski's nightclub child

Caption: James Traynor’s mum brings in the tea

Caption : age hasnt made Mrs Mols any prettier.

lol Quality m8.Mols wife loked more manly than he did,Bet he wears the Apron in that marriage.

Caption: Sevco find a novel method of displaying their diddy cups

Caption: Regan & Doncaster pop out for lunch

Weered

The bastards might be smothered in there

If only that one dream could come true,HH

Steven R

Caption: Sevco employs a transgender tealady. She used her tits to carry the teacups on, but I’m not so sure that’s the correct way to be carrying doughnuts!

Celticmikey

Caption. Yes Mr King they could support a roof, one lump or two?

Charles 1888

Caption : TT size.

TicToc

Another terrific Diary; your consistency is just amazing.
Look forward to the GB tifo/display at the Hearts game, they’re the best in the business. Who’ll ever forget the 4 horsemen tifo, or Hunskelping recently?

Caption: An Orange ‘Lily’ in all its splendour?

Rob O'Keeffe

TicToc,have the GB paid for all the fines they have helped to send to the accounts dept.at Cellic Park? Pesky weans,poor standard,awful signed BR(rem.Glasgow Cup Final).
P.S.Are you fit for Sunday to enforce the midfield?

TicToc

Rob, this (your post) has come up late and makes impossible ‘real-time’ answers. The money raised by the GB, in relation to the club’s fine was in an approximate ratio of 18 to 1. i.e. if the club was fined £10,000, the GB raised £180,000. It went to help Palestinian families endure what USA/UK/Israeli bastards do to them daily.
Hope that’s clear.
And, BTW, I’m ready for Sunday, but I’ll not be needed at Paradise so I’ll just ‘fill in’ somewhere else. If that’s okay with you?
HH

Rob O'Keeffe

TicToc,agree about monies going to worthy causes.However,would it not be better all round to not be fined by UEFA and build up a rap sheet and display a banner saying FUEFA after multiple offences,in the first place.We’ll go with Broony on Sunday then,maybe rest him tonight and give EK a run out,after all,cost a few bob and doesn’t look delighted to be benched continuously.HHGF45

TonyB

Miss Sevco 2017 proudly displays the only cups in the Ibrox trophy cabinet.

How’s THAT for a war chest?

Rosco

Garner n miller a right set of tits

JIMBO

Caption “Super Sally, tea for tits!”

Honest hoops

Caption; PR to show the ipox are the same club as they display the 1st two cups won!!!!!

The Cha

Caption: Victoria to John Brown:

“In the future there will be someone with your name who’s the biggest diddy of them all”.

Konrad

Derek Johnstone has a cuppa or two before slipping into his cheerleaders outfit.

charlie

caption monti if you would keep it tae yersel ffs he he

charlie

caption nae herm tae the lassie but i wouldnae like tae empty her chamber pot

Weered

charlie…did ye see my reply to you last night?

charlie

weered aye a seen it PISSIN maself laughing ……i think that wan deserves a repost

Weered

charlie… OK…I’ll repost it but Iv’e decided to make it much much longer…so many other things popped into ma heid

desdamoaner

Collum is away to the under 20 thingy that Roberts ducked out of.

Caption – one hump or two?

Weered

IT’S A MAN THING…

I’ve pissed in every alleyway
behind every fucking tree
I’ve pissed in neighbours gardens
Fuck I’m bustin for a pee.

I’ve pissed in people’s wardrobes
in a fireplace and in shoes
I’ve pissed in big shop doorways
I had nothing else to lose.

I’ve pissed around the country
And all around the globe
I’ve pissed just everywhere I’ve been
And enjoyed them every one

charlie

weered a dont think theres a man alive who hisnae drunkenly pissed somewere thy shouldnae have maybe ralph should start a competition for the craziest story ……..whoever wins we gettum pissed and have an action replay he he

Weered

charlie… I have one story that ye just would not believe but I could not put it onto an online place…if the pisser in question got to hear of it then serious shit would hit my fan…

Charlie, In my teens i’d say 17-19 i went on a date with this lass, teaching auxiliary i think she was, anyway the night was going well and both of us had a good drink, she said i could stay at hers that night, wink wink, but she said i could sleep in her bed and she slept downstairs on the couch, nice of her. Anyway morning came around and the next thing i know she pops upstairs and jumps on the bed obviously in anticipation of a good seeing to, all was going well until i moved underneath the… Read more »

Weered

Monti…the wrong type of wet dream then… 🙂

It was a nightmare, was wanting to jump on her bones for months, first chance i get….piss the bed!!

charlie

ha ha monti did she go out oan another date wae ye

Put the dampers well n truly oan that one,Monti.

Weered

Probably put the pampers on it first

Charlie,
No.

charlie

wan for monti

charlie

I was more disappointed at not getting my nat king than the mess i made of her bed.
Would love to have been a fly on the wall when she went to her bed that night 🙂

Weered

Monti… it’s character building..”.regrets I’ve had a few….”

Cartvale88

Caption
An Ayrahire Huns wet dream.

Caption: Slimfast promotion launched in Larkhall.

I think the Tifo is going to be something even better than the barca 125 year one.
Good on the Green Brigade, get their early bhoys and ghirls if your going and play your part. HH

Rob O'Keeffe

Blame the schools!

charlie

monti i nipped a lassie who stayed in the high rise flats wan time anyway she woke up during the night and a wisnae there she got up and the front door was open she said there i was standing nakid oan the landin pissin doon the rubbish shute he he canny remember a fuckin thing

🙂

Veronacelt

Caption: The last time two huge tits managed to hold aloft a couple of cups was during the EBT years!

BJF

Brendan don’t beat Aberdeen, no room for more cups here!

Without the Tax dodging etc Sevco would definitely have been the same back then as this lot.Sevco Then Sevco Now Skint Forever……

Tubbytubthumper

Caption – 1 Girl 2 cups didn’t have the same effect as the the first video

Yoker Bhoy

Good to see Ryan Christie bag the second goal for the sheep on the way to a 2-1 win over the huns at Ipox. The Edinburgh huns lost as well, up in Perth. Happy days.

TicToc

Yoker, that’s great news. I totally forgot there were matches tonight, irrelevant as they now are. Well, irrelevant as it can ever be to see the wee huns and the new huns get humped on the same night. Relevant enough for me now. Cheers.
Any chance you could report on inter-scum matches next season, and report similar results?
HH

Huns 1 Dons 2

Stupid, stupid Huns.

So Pedro thinks Aberdeen are on the way down on their cycle journey, with his ” rangers ” side on the way upwards on their cycle?

Has no one told Pedro? Craig Whyte sold the fucking bike 🙂

Stupid, stupid Huns.

Weered

Monti… Did Pedro include this result in his calculations 🙂

Pedro”s calculator??1+1=11.2+2=22 Sevco=Best players in our League.

Caption pic reminds me of the st Johnstone tea lady. AGGIE Moffat, the St Johnstone tea lady who became a football legend after a dressing room showdown with Graeme Souness, has spoken for the first time of the row which led to the former Rangers manager leaving Ibrox. Twelve years ago, Mrs Moffat, described by her employers as a “battle axe with a heart of gold”, hit the headlines when it was revealed she and Souness had squared up to each other at Muirton Park after the former Scotland captain allegedly threw one of her tea jugs against the dressing… Read more »

Weered

First team beats second who beats third it’s an arithmetic progression. Simple but effective

123 tee heehee heehee

Yoker Bhoy

Tic Toc,
can’t see either Pedro or Cathro at Hertz lasting too long next season. Could be a tough game tomorrow at Firhill but I’m sure we’ll keep that record going and make a bit more history for ourselves.

COYBIG

TicToc

Yoker, I left a comprehensive reply, including a vision of a fan-owned club; I forgot to tick two boxes and, lo and behold, the whole fucking post is gone.
FFS LHads at ETims, get a grip or your best commentary will end and you’ll be left with ne’er do wells who have nothing else to do but stay on ETims all day. FFS.
BTW, Neither Pedro nor Cathro will ever be in a position to affect us; We’re on the one road singin’ a song, singin’ the Soldiers’ Song…………..
HH

Fud!

TicToc

I, intentionally, put a virtual mirror up in my last post. You, (the only fucking idiot who took the bait) didn’t really NEED to look in it, but you did. The “Fud”, therefore applies to yourself, as in the mirror. I occasionally feel sorry for gobshites like you, but not for long. You, arsehole, reap what you sow. You’re a phony from top to toe. You wouldn’t know Celtic Park from Glasgow Green. A bully, a troll, and a grade A cunt. The rest? I wouldn’t waste my fucking time; don’t tempt me. I told you before; keep your stinking,… Read more »

There, there, away and get your methadone ya fanny.

(The Rest)This is a Tim Place,Not a place for Drive Byes or Jihadi Suicide Missions,TickingNTheTocking.Im sure ye can find those kinda sites if ye look.Please refrain from kicking off and throwing tantrums.Any HunZz looking in will feel All us Tims are on the same page as You.We come here for a Common Purpose,Anything and Everything C+E+L+T+I+C.Control yersel fck off over to a Hun Site and Give It Large.BIG MAN!!!Your emotionally unstable.You obviously have deep rooted problems.The swally brings them all to the surface and you want Us to endure,Your Nightmare….Ticking Over with the Tocking.Tictoc tictoc BooOOooMmmm..ffs lighten up and show… Read more »

Monti,The guy cannae help himself.He must sit stewing and getting aw twitchy.Its obviously eating away at him.(The Rest)part obviously implies this mans planning a Drive Bye.Who comes on to a Tim site to Cause Aggro and Spoil harmless Banter.TicToc the Ticking Time Bomb.Who gives a fck what you can and Cant Do.Dont embarrass yerself coming oan here amongst fellow Tims,Thinking yer a Big Hardman.FFS gie yer arse a rest.

TicToc

Well, no surprise there then. Takes Monti and Tioc67 all night to gang up on one man. Yer a pair of tits, only to be outdone by the caption pic the other day. Scared wee boys, lookin’ to each other for comfort an’ hopin’ like fuck that TicToc will just disappear. Sorry cunts. I’ll explain that as the ‘double entendre’ it is. Naw, fuck it, a willny; work it oot fur yersels, ya muppets. Oh, BTW, Tioc67, unless I’m very much mistaken, you’re the new kid on the block. Tiockin’ shite already a la yer mentor. What a pair of… Read more »

Its no a case of ganging up on anyone,You stated the rest!!!This is a place to rejoice in everything Celtic.Not to cause bad feeling amonst fellow tims.Yer the only person on here thats ever threatenedvanyone and meant to cause them Actual Harm.Yer knowledge of anything Celtic has to be admired TicToc but leave aw that other stuff oot,It spoils it for the rest of us.If ye want tae carry oan like that,Thats your prerigative,Your just loking to Batter not Banter.Anyways i dont see why im putting myself forward to say this But Its not acceptable Being Meaningful in Wanting to… Read more »

TicToc I dont need tae look at no one else for Comfort.im telling You…Bg had man,Your as hard as my last shite,And that was a Runny Wan.Your aw Talk ya Banger.You seriously have a personality disorder.Seen your kind plenty times,Full of the swally thinking your Invinceable.Were you fae,Greenock ya fcking Rocket.

Tioc,
The Mental health act was introduced for him…it needs updated m8!

TicToc the moniker Thief.Im no wasting my time oan a Real Yin,Like You.Your a legend in yer own head,Ya sausage muncher.End Of.New kid oan the Block.lololfck me,Wit planet you fae,Och never mind Cardboard.

TicToc,
I may be many things in life, but i don’t threaten people…..you do and that is a big problem.

Monti,You not wrong M8.He seems to think cause someones not long been coming on Etims is somehow entitled to less privileges.lolol.He kicks off when the swally kicks in.Im embarrassed for him.I better no say too much,ive no been here long.I may get a repremand for Saying what needs said.lol.The Five Knuckle Shuffler thinks coz he has been here longer than the Real TicToc that gives him sway.lolol.Only in VinnyVille.

TicToc ye dae know there is oani wan TicToc*1 the *1 is the Clooooo.Koookoooo its 4 YoooHooooo.Sum Man So Ye Are.But never mind,If it makes the pain any less for want of belonging.Carry On fellow Tim.Im nae wan fir causing a Muster specially wi a Brute Like You.Ive only goat car keys a wallet n some kids pics in said wallet along wi my dough.FFS ye wantin them tae.Wi you bein here longer than Me.Tioc Steady as You,Go.

Taking snide digs at fellow Tims seems to always be part of yer reportoire,We get it,TicToc atleast everyone on here uses there own Etims names.TicToc has been hijacked that was someone elses name till you felt the urge to Take it for Yourself.Was being usd for Many Months before you tainted it.

TicToc

Whit? “Snide digs”
Bollocks, ah’m fuckin’ open.
Who TF are you to suddenly appear and think ye’ve a point of view.
Fuckin’ “Bolognaise”, maybe.
Try fuckin’ spellin’ it right an’ then earnin’ yer place ya fuckin’ muppetto itakliano. DBACAYL. (take a vacation)
HH
PS and, oh, I had “TicToc” well before any other intelligent, articulate, fantastic example of humanity had it.
GET IT? Fuckin’ wop fanny.
HH

No, you were called ‘ Vincent ‘ named after the great Viennese artist ‘ Arseholus ‘.

There once was a Scrotum,
Named Vincent
Who,d frequent Etims
in an instant
Viniano came callin
Gave that Scrotum
A Balling
And Vincent was never
The Same

hahaha Vincent Scrotum Fluff the 1st

TicToc

Monti? Named after your associates’ name for you (as you cannot possibly have friends):
Montifuck pal it’s been your round since yesterday, an’ we’re a’ gaggin’, ken?
And Montifuck (unfortunately) entered our world.
(hope tae fuck he’s ‘goat’ a return ticket.) 🙂
HH

” Wop fanny “?
Oh dear dear dear, maybe you should find the EDL site for your erm, contributions.

U Mister ur nuffin but a big sweaty Vaginaaaaaa.

TicToc

Aye, he’s a Bi Sw Va CUNT.
HH

Viniano,
Well said and welcome to ETims.

TicToc

‘Lest we forget’, as the DOBs like to pretend matters…….
It was almost worth being cheated for this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3b_lw7t2TE

TicToc

Oh, and Sunshine on Leith wouldn’t have been the same unless two Celtic players stuffed it to the old huns. ENJOY.
HH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcLhUiYrZhA

Goodmorning Fellow Tims,Great result for Aberdeen last night……Just wondering how long will Pedro last over there!!!!Glasgow Celtic onwards and upwards.Our team are doing each and everyone of us,Proud.Tim Days Happy Days.HH

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