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Celtic Diary Friday November 11: Pressure Builds On SFA To Comment

And still they remain silent, as the voices of football supporters everywhere demand answers…

 

Fifteen hundred and counting have signed this so far…

The Scottish Football Association: The SFA Has To Respond To Allegations Of Impropriety Concerning … via

I’ll nip out for a fag and make myself another brew while you follow the link and add your name.

If you haven’t signed, you could be forgiven for thinking that it won’t change anything, and its all a bit pointless, and hey, you might even be right.

The SFA might ignore it anyway, and nothing will change.

Well, it sure as hell isn’t going to change if you don’t sign it, and if you need to be convinced read the reasons on the link as to why so many have already signed, and if you still don’t sign after that, then you shouldn’t be going to the football anyway.

Espescially the top comment, and I know who you are…

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I had a brief sort of chat with Darren Cooney, the on line editor of the Record last night, but he was too intested in trying to drum up interest in tonights international match to take notice.

But sooner or later he, and others in the SMSM, wil have to, and the more of you that sign will see the pressure grow until they have to notice it.

And then we can really get started.

Back at the ranch, and Scott Brown plays in his farewell international tonight-oh come on, you know he just fancies this game, and has no real interest in playing again for Scotland-and is looking forward to a night out in the big city afterwards.

He’s even got a new outfit and found somewhere to stay so he’ll mingle unnoticed among the natives

Image result for Scott Brown drunk

As for the result, up until around teatime I probably won’t care, but then after a few Tramadol and a couple or three beers, I’ll no doubt find a bit of enthusiasm for the men in pink.

When I first came down here, beating England at anything was essential, and theres no reason why that should change, its just a little more difficult to get excited about when you aren’t all that keen on the SFA, and how they run things.

Thougb if the Griff plays, and takes out his frustrations on the English, by banging a few in, then I’ll be over the moon, and I won;t feel guilty if he puts them past Fraser Forster, who doesn’t play for Celtic anymore, so i’ll be spared that awkwardness.

Scott Browns return for a one off has angered Charlie Adam, and presumably his sisters pants, and he’s complained bitterly on the radio.

“He will probably say I’ve not played enough games but I disagree,”

“I’m not saying he should call me, but I feel I could add something.”  

I suppose he could bring the sandwiches.

 “He has given people an opportunity that have not played at their club for a number of months.

“We are not blessed with 50-60 top players. Obviously my face does not fit at the moment.”  

Or his legs, which don’t move as quickly as everyone elses.

There is pressure on him as we haven’t started the campaign well,” added Adam.

“I hope he stays because he is a good manager. He is the best man but I don’t think he is picking the best players he has available.”

Adam believes Aston Villa’s Alan Hutton – who has made himself unavailable – is “the best right back we’ve got” and also feels Stoke’s Phil Bardsley should be selected.

 

Adam claims Strachan is not picking the best players available, and says that Alan Hutton is the best right back we’ve got.

Kind of sabotaging his own argument really.

Nir Biton is another who might not have to worry about international commitments. He’s been sent home from the Israeli camp after a bit of disciplinary trouble…apparently he threw a wobbly when he was asked to feature in a reserve line up in a training match, and not because he was wearing his Palestine CSC t-shirt.

The Israelis are a forgiving and reasonable bunch, and no doubt they wouldn’t have mentioned the flag waving at the Be’er Sheva game, or the embarrassment that would have caused.

Biton is better off away from all that. Maybe his time in Glasgow has caused him to think about how his country is seen by others, and maybe he just found out for himself what they are really like.

There’s an interesting article on Football Fancast which lists five “wonderkids ” who could break into the first team at Celtic, largely on the back of the 3-0 humbling of Aston villa.

five-players-to-watch

Jack Aitchison, Luke Donnelly, Calvin Miller, Jamie McCart and Anthony Ralston are the players, and it kind of makes you feel good that the new manager will give them a chance when he thinks they are ready.

I’m not comparing these players to the kids who came through at Old Trafford to dominate English football, but I am comparing the idea of building from within. If they make it, you’ll see the benefits of having played together for so long, and perhaps more importantly, the benefits, as with Keiran Tierney, of having players who are living the dream.

On the other side of the city, dreams are rapidly turning into nightmares and there’s a certain amount of revisionism going on , led by Neil Cameron of the Herald and the Evening Times, part of the Ibrox Newspapers Group;

Mark Warburton talks all the time about Scottish football needing money. But no comment about wasting money on a violent ex-offender.

Oddly enough, i can;t find any media comments about “wasting money on a violent ex offender 2 round about the time he signed.

I can remember the ones about him being in a different league to Scott Brown, and how he was going to be the best player up here, but nothing about him sticking cigars into kids eyes.

The support were even more damning of Warburton signing him, even though he wasn’t around when he came, and was more than a little surprised to see the bit about Barton being a player manager written into is contract ( wait and see ) but as the deal was done, he couldn’t stop it.

Ibrox Noise, one of their websites, was quick to jump on the bandwagon. Probably sneaking past the conductor so they didn’t have to pay.

It is not often a signing is made which goes against nigh-on everything Rangers stand for, and which appears to violate all aspects of common sense from all sections of management, but with the signature of now officially departed Joey Barton, we got exactly that.

The most controversial player in the modern game must go down as the most ill-judged, ill-advised, and downright farcical signing Rangers have made in decades. 

In fact, off the top of my head, I simply cannot think of a more ludicrous signing in over 140 years of this proud Club’s existence.

Nothing about securing Joey Barton made an iota of sense, and with the termination of his deal by mutual consent, the embarrassment factor has hiked beyond repair.

Yes, ‘beyond’. This is something Rangers cannot recover from; by this I mean Mark Warburton will be forever remembered not for getting Rangers promoted, not for being a ‘Magic Hat’ but for being the manager who made the stupidest and worst signing. 

Even Flo was a success by comparison – only the transfer fee counted horribly against him; but Barton was just an absolute disaster on every single level and such a dreadful loss of judgement from whoever was ultimately responsible for dredging him up to Glasgow. 

Worryingly, it cannot just be cited as a one off – Warburton’s era has been littered with truly embarrassing trials, decisions, signings, and mistakes which absolutely should not have been made.  
and it gets even funnier…

John Eustace being given five months to prove himself. That affair went beyond farce.

Targetting Joleon Lescott; this confirmed Warburton’s bizarre choices of player in signing Barton was not isolated.

Oguchi Onyewu; American international who did absolutely nothing wrong in trials or in his friendly appearance at Battery, but was rejected without any reason attached.

And frankly, in yours truly’s eyes, the Rangers fans deserve an apology, an official statement acknowledging Joey Barton was a mistake and showing contrition for it. Naturally it will not happen – a contractual gagging order goes hand in hand with mutual consent and the current official statement is that no further comment will be made.

Well it should.

Dave King will be quietly seething that his management team have sullied Rangers’ reputation with this nonsense; and Rangers fans have frankly been poorly treated by the debacle that was the handling of it.

It is why a small apology really should be forthcoming – Rangers fans spend our hard-earned money watching the team, buying the merchandise, and while we do not spend cash to expect a win every match, we expect respect.

The way this farce has been dealt with shows no respect to the supporters, and either Warburton, Weir or McFarland has made a giant mess of it.

I hate this entry. I hate being so critical and even looking it over it sounds like something an East End blogger would probably write about us (not that I would know, I have never read a single piece of trash any of them have ever vomited out), but it is also utterly true.

Joey Barton is gone, and should never have come in the first place.

Key words and phrases…”Quietly seething”…”expect  respect” ” statement”, ” apology ” ” sullied Rangers reputation ” …are there, but what about the staunch dignity of the protestant work ethic that has been missing from the side ?

How can he expect to be taken seriously if he forgets about that ?

I can only shake my head in sympathy at their plight.

but at the same time, I’d like to ask them to sign the petition against the SFA.

After all, the SFA destroyed their club, and allowed it to be taken over by crooks and conmen, sorry, another set of crooks and conmen, and by signing thispetition they can at leat give the third version of their club a better than average chance of survival.

Which brings us neatly back to the petition, and if i could just ask you to pop back up to the top of the page and sign it, that’d be grand.

Its Friday, and of course that means it’s

Knob Of The Week 

This week, its someone you probably haven’t heard of.

Yet she’s commited probably the single biggest act of knobbery in the century so far.. and she’ll also be delighted that we at Etims operate an equal opportunity programme, meaning a woman has just as much right as a man to earn the coveted prize.

She’s Donna Brazile,

Donna Lease Brazile[2] (/brəˈzɪl/; born December 15, 1959)[3] is an American author and political analyst. She is a member of the Democratic Party and became interim chairperson of the Democratic National Committee in July 2016. She briefly served as the interim chairperson for the DNC in the spring of 2011 and assumed that role again in the summer of 2016.

She was the first African American to direct a major presidential campaign, acting as campaign manager for Vice President Al Gorein 2000. She has also worked on several presidential campaigns for Democratic candidates, including Jesse Jackson and Walter MondaleGeraldine Ferraro in 1984, and for Dick Gephardt in the 1988 Democratic primary. 

None of them were winners, and neither was  the United States of America when the party decided to go with another Clinton, so soon after the previous one made such a good job of being in charge

So, Donna, well done, you are this weeks

Knob Of The Week 

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Ah look, she’s smiling.

Because she went with Clinton, however, no one else is.

Except Trump, but his is false.

Caption pic yesterday…

A clear winner…and another thought for those who haven’t signed the petition yet

Jez November 10, 2016 at 10:46 am · Edit · Reply →

Caption:-
After passing rigourous SFA safety checks Sevco finally opens their new safe standing area at Ibrox! 

Today, we have a chance to get Stewart Regan of the SFA to say something, which incidentally is actually the point of the petition -did I mention I’d started one, that I’d like you to sign at the top of the page, with this

Image result for stewart regan scottish fa

 

Although i wonder what the guy looking at him is thinking…

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7 years ago

How did i fix it for rangers?

“Just like that!!”

Raymy
7 years ago

Caption

“He’s got a ball? I want a ball. Look, I’ll use this armtoget’un”

I got my coat here, no worries

mike
7 years ago

Dear Rankers supporters, I am truly sorry that i took up the reins of this wonderful bigoted club on the pretext of investing a large sum of money,i couldny help it, it was those bad Africans at SARS that done it,they took all my money on the pretext that i had to pay tax.
Yours David j. Kink.
Dear fabulous Rankers suppoerters,i am so sorry that i have no money to invest in this amazing bigoted club,you see i spent what little money i have on hair products,to keep my blue locks coffured and looking amazing.
Your Paul Murrie mint.
Dear Rankers supporters my majic has disappeared and so has my box of hat,so sorry to go but the family!s bread making business needs my attention.
Majic hat Warburtons.

Dear Rankers,so very sorry that your team is pish,NOT.

Uralius
7 years ago

Caption: Your a slimey self serving prick, just shut up you’re embarrassing yourself and us ya cheating cunt.

Ah, Ralph you’re back from your fag, the tea is made… and yes I signed it.

ChrisBhoy
7 years ago

Great one again Ralph. Bit surprised you selected Donna as the “Knob of the week” If you qualify just because you continually back losers then there are tens of thousands of Knobs over on the south side.

Caption: Regan “Just who the fuck is this Rich Malph guy any way”

7 years ago
Reply to  ChrisBhoy

Its “of the Week” not “Permanent Basis”

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Desimond

If it was on a monthly basis, bgbhoy would win it hauns doon 🙂

mike
7 years ago

Wonderful effort Ralphy.i hope that you get full support for all your endeavour.That is the least that you deserve.
yours in Sport,
Stuart.

alan
7 years ago

how does he know what the east end writers write if he has never read any of it?

1888fc
7 years ago

Ralph, was reading the article you included in yesterday’s diary, it is a little inaccurate I think, it states the SFA granted the licence to enable RFC to get money to return the the SPL, but the granting of the licence was pre-liquidation and they were still in the SPL at that time, perhaps not major in the grand scheme but diminishes the impact of the article somewhat

“The accusation is that due to the importance of Rangers to the revenues of domestic Scottish football, the SFA was keen for the Glasgow club to have the money to return to the SPL as soon as possible, and so ignored issues with the award of the licence.”

Also, well done on the petition, signed & shared!

7 years ago

So the Emperor of The Sith says “Oh Stu, i just dont know how to channel all my evilness into electric charges to fire at people”

I said “Dont worry Palpatine my wee Padawan, look, just copy me!

7 years ago

Regan is nothing more than Corrupt to the Bone.Dave King was past as Fit and Proper?.Fred West or Peter Sutcliffe stand a great chance of getting on Sevco Board then Eh.King and Murray were on Oldco Board they shouldnt be anywhere near Any Football Board.The SFA are a joke Sevco are an Administration waiting to Happen.And every single footy fan in Scotland gets shafted constantly with these Crooks.

Wisnae me
7 years ago

Reagan: Then he said, “I’m gonna grab Scottish football by the pussy like this…” And that’s when I decided rangers needed a man of class and dignity, like Whyte, to take over from Sir David.

Jez
7 years ago

Caption:-
‘PLEASE take your hand off my crotch!’

Or, for those not partial to homoerotica.

‘You know I’ve never noticed it before but you really are a useless ARSE!’

Or, just because I really hate this guy!

‘Reagan tells the meeting its day time & everyone looks for a window!’

jimmybee
7 years ago

Donald Trump might be a lot of things,but even he knows when to walk away.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Jimmy repost your Jimmy Stokes post of earlier today,it deserves a bigger audience,especially today.

jimmybee
7 years ago

Ok Mike happy too m8

James Stokes VC: Celtic Fan and Hero

The Gorbals district on the south side of the river Clyde has been home to successive waves of immigrants over the years. The Jewish community settled there or used it as a stopping point on the way to America. Highlanders poured in as Glasgow industrialised and the hills of the north were cleared for sheep. The post famine Irish arrived in huge numbers in the second half of the nineteenth century and all these groups left their mark on the area. Conditions were often grim and the area produced a few tough characters. Jimmy Stokes was born to Irish parents in a tenement on Commercial Road in February 1915. When he lost both parents at an early age and the family of four was split up, Stokes spent some time in a Catholic children’s home before becoming a labourer on his uncle’s farm at the age of 14. He later travelled into England and worked for a time as a waiter in London before returning to Glasgow to work in the building trade. Life was hard and Jimmy was a tough young man who could look after himself in the Glasgow made infamous by the book ‘No Mean City.’ Stokes, like most of the Glasgow Irish, was also a great Celtic man and would have known the greats of Willie Maley’s Celtic teams well. Matt Lynch, John Thompson, McGrory, McStay, Scarf and Nappier would have been among his heroes. In 1939, he married a local girl, Janet Kennedy, and they set up home in a single-room apartment at 20, Clyde Street. He joined the Artillery as his brother George had already done when war broke out.

Jimmy had his scrapes with the law and was no stranger to the court system. In 1944 he found himself before a judge again. Home on leave from the Royal Artillery, Stokes took offence at an insult to his wife and the ensuing fight left another man seriously injured. The judge noted that Stokes was a character who seemed to like a scrap and as there was a war on decided that he would let him choose between prison or joining the infantry which was short of men for the fighting in Europe. Stokes, the judge commented, would be better taking his aggression out on the Nazis. Stokes was transferred from the Artillery to the infantry and soon found himself involved in heavy fighting with the Wehrmacht in Holland. By early 1945 the allies had smashed their way into Germany proper and the war seemed set to end soon. Despite imminent defeat some Germans fought on with a ferocity born of desperation. Jimmy found himself with his comrades in the small town of Kervernheim on the Dutch German border. Without warning withering machine gun and rifle fire poured from a fortified farmhouse and raked the Platoon. What happened next is the stuff of legend. The British Victoria Cross Society recorded Stokes actions as follows…

’In Germany, on 1st March, 1945, during an attack on Kervenheim, Private Stokes was a member of the leading section of a platoon pinned down by heavy fire from a farm building. Without waiting for orders Private Stokes dashed through the enemy fire, to disappear inside this building. The fire stopped, and he reappeared, wounded in the neck. This valiant action enabled the platoon to advance to the next objective. Private Stokes was ordered back to a Regimental Aid Post, but refused to go. The platoon then encountered heavy fire from a house on the left. Again without waiting for orders, Private Stokes rushed the house by himself and all firing from it ceased. His gallantry enabled his platoon, which he subsequently rejoined bringing five prisoners, to continue the advance. In the final assault Private Stokes, now severely wounded, once more dashed to the objective through intense fire. He finally fell, firing his rifle to the last. It was found that he had been wounded eight times in the upper part of the body. Private Stokes’s one object throughout this action was to kill the enemy, at whatever personal risk. His magnificent courage, devotion to duty, and splendid example inspired all around him, and ensured the success of the attack at a critical moment; moreover, his self-sacrifice saved his Platoon and Company heavy casualties

It was noted that his courage and willingness to make the supreme sacrifice saved the lives of many of his friends. He knew he was dying and in his last moments said his farewells to his comrades. He was awarded the country’s highest award for bravery, the Victoria Cross. Jimmy is remembered today in a variety of ways. The Celtic Supporters bus which runs from the Brazen Head Bar in the Gorbals is named in his honour. Glasgow City council erected the ‘Gorbals Rose War Memorial’ in his honour. The children of St Bridget’s Primary School made a video to celebrate the courage of Jimmy Stokes, their local hero. The Victor War Comic featured his story three times calling him, ‘The Soldier Who Would Not Give Up!’

Jimmy Stokes, Gorbals boy, Celtic fan and hero died on 1st March 1945.

We remember with pride.

Tirnaog

7 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

I used to go on that bus from Toryglen, via Gorbals, a great man

Even mind he had a Commando/Victorcomic dedicated to him

http://tirnaog09.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/james-stokes-vc-celtic-fan-and-hero.html

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Desimond

Hope it wisny the back oh the bus.

7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Naw, I can sing

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Desimond

Hope yer better than Bgbhoy,his singing is mince.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Desimond

No that i can recall 🙂

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Desimond

You are the tatties to Bgbhoy!s mince.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Desimond

I know someone who likes a commando book!

Half_Fool
7 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Cheers for that JB

Big Nutz
7 years ago

Look at the length of broonie’s legs in that photo of him legless.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Big Nutz

Big nutz,
Why are you looking at his legs? 🙂

jimmybee
7 years ago

Hers a piece by Joe Sullivan on another Celtic Hero, Peter Johnstone.

It was around May 16, 1917 that Celtic player, Peter Johnstone was reported missing, presumed dead on the mud-sodden former green fields of France.
It was a few months earlier on October 7, 1916 that Peter Johnstone won his last medal as a Celt in his last game for the club, the last of 13 medals in eight years as a first-team player and, like his first, it was a Glasgow Cup win
However, following this last game, a 3-2 win over Clyde, he didn’t join another club, he didn’t retire from the game – after picking up his medal, the 28-year-old simply re-joined his company in the Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders as Private 285250 and never returned to the Hoops.
The First World War had claimed another victim. It was a conflict which affected individuals, families, communities and organisations in every country caught up in the war, and Celtic Football Club was no different.
As the world was plunged into war in 1914, all aspects of life changed and as millions headed off to the Front, the Great War was to have its effect on Celtic and a number of its players.
As the war progressed the implications for the game were significant. Player salaries were reduced, employment in munitions factories on Saturdays resulted in a sharp fall in attendance, both by spectators and players and the pressure to complete the fixture card was significant.
Indeed, Celtic was forced to play two matches, against Raith Rovers and Motherwell, on the same day in 1916 in order to comply – ironically, those two games in the one day were the only games missed by Johnstone that entire 1915/16 season.
Football grounds were viewed as an ideal venue for recruitment drives and during one such event Celtic manager Willie Maley endorsed a mock trench warfare at Celtic Park designed to lure players and spectators alike to the Front.
Such drives had their successes and the supporters and officials of Hearts and Queen’s Park watched as their first-team players enlisted almost en bloc. Whilst there wasn’t a mass exodus from Celtic, a number of players did enlist and sadly, some failed to return.
Willie Angus, John McLaughlin, Archie McMillan, Leigh Roose, Donnie McLeod, Robert Craig and Peter Johnstone all played on the field of Celtic Park and fought in the Great War and for their lives in the fields of France and Belguim.
Centre-half and utility man, Peter Johnstone, was the best known Celt to have fallen in the Great War.
He signed for on January 9, 1908 made his debut in April the following year, the first appearance of 233 for the club. During this period Johnstone scored 19 goals.
Johnstone, a miner signed from Glencraig Celtic after spells with Buckhaven and then Kelty Rangers, was an idol of the Celtic faithful and was a deserved recipient of such accolade when he lifted his first Scottish Cup medal after the final with Clyde in 1912.
In the same year he added another gong to his collection when Celtic met and beat Clyde in the Charity Cup final in an amazing tie that Celtic won by seven corners to nil.
However, his first ever medal for Celtic was in the Glasgow Cup final of October 9, 1909 when a 55,000 crowd at Hampden saw Jimmy Quinn score the only goal of the game against Rangers.
In all, his medal haul was four championships, two Scottish Cups, three Glasgow Cups and four Charity Cups.
It’s no wonder that Peter Johnstone, who was born on July 6, 1888, a momentous year in the history of the club, was known as a utility player.
He arrived as a forward and ended up playing at centre-half among other positions and he even played in goal!
On May 29, 1911, the Bhoys played a game in Budapest on a continental tour, and despite selecting forward Peter Johnstone in goals, they took the spoils in a 2-0 win thanks to a double from Willie Nichol.
The following day, local paper, ‘Sport Futar’, described Celtic’s victory as the ‘best display ever seen in Buda-Pesth’. Willie Maley’s men also drew 1-1 with Ferencvaros on the trip with Andy McAtee on target.
Johnstone was also part of the infamous side who contested for the ‘missing’ Ferencvaros Cup in Budapest against Burnley in 1914.
The game ended in a draw and it was reluctantly agreed that a return would be played in Burnley. Celtic won and the trophy never materialised but compensation was afforded to Johnstone and his team mates when they secured the Double in 1914.
Johnstone was eager to transfer from the field of play to the field of War, and was recruited to firstly the 14th Battalion of the Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders in 1916 and latterly the 6th Battalion of the Seaforth Highlanders.
He initiated this move in order to secure quicker passage to the Front. Whilst eager to do his bit, Johnstone was also always willing to assist the Celts and during his army training he travelled overnight from England to help his team-mates oust Rangers from the Glasgow Cup on September 23, 1916 – he scored in the 3-0 win watched by 60,000 at Celtic Park and his next game, the final against Clyde., proved to be his last
To the absolute shock of the Celtic faithful Johnstone lost his life at some point between the 12th and 16th of May during the Battle of Arras in 1917. A Celtic Legend, Johnstone’s death was a huge loss to Celtic Football Club.
A dedication to his memory is inscribed on Bay 8 of the Arras Memorial in the Fauborg d’Amiens Cemetery.
Moves are now well underway in his home Kingdom of Fife by the Peter Johnstone Memorial Committee backed by the Ballingry Celtic Supporters’ Club to have a memorial garden in honour of the former Celt.
On a footnote, The English and Scottish FAs agreed that the Burnley Celtic match at Burnley be played 4 weeks after war was declared!

7 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Thanks for sharing Jimmybee, a very good read indeed

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Desimond

Absolutely!

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Thanks for that Jimmy, Least we forget,the memory of these brave people.

The Celtic Graves Society,a very worthy cause.

Jez
7 years ago

Caption:-

‘I wonder if he knows that I’ve signed the etims petition?’

I know, 4 captions is a bit much but it’s hard to stop taking a pop at this useless piece of shit! I’ll try & stop but the temptation to mock this idiot again & again is hard to resist!

Paul1888
7 years ago
Reply to  Jez

Thats good 1!

HH

Big Nutz
7 years ago

Caption: the warm ball’s right on front of you, you fucken dick.

jimmybee
7 years ago
Reply to  Big Nutz

We are on the same wavelength for the caption m8 lol

Anto Owens
7 years ago

Well done as ever Ralph, I don’t often reply, usually too busy laughing at the other replies but have signed the petition today. Keep it up Ralph the Diary is an important part of the day and always a good read and laugh.

jimmybee
7 years ago

Caption: You just rub the ball like this,drop it in just before the draw takes place,and out comes a home draw. Regan tells the lodge meeting.

Jez
7 years ago

Caption:-

‘They know your lying, your lips are moving!’

Or

‘You do realise that we are going to burn in hell for this!?’

Big Nutz
7 years ago

Jimmybee, when I hear/read stories like that, I always ask myself if I would do something like that in those circumstances. And every time, I come to the conclusion that I wouldn’t.
Thanks for letting me think about it once again.

HH

Auldheid
7 years ago

Caption

On the other hand Rangers would have gone out of business and that’s just not fair.

corktim
7 years ago

Its barton I feel sorry for after being subjected to their so called culture in belfast,At least he was man enough to to tell them they were bigoted bastards,changed club my hole.

Richie C
7 years ago

Caption “so Craig put his hand on my head like this…”

charlie
7 years ago

caption the guy thinks who let that stupid cunt in here

charlie
7 years ago

caption the other guy thinks somebody jeest punch the cunt

mike
7 years ago

Caption, The unseen Fenian hand makes its way towards Reagan!s throat.

Devoy45
7 years ago

Jimmybee, many thanks. A great piece of writing on a great man.I look forward to your writing. I lean a lot because I have forgotten a lot, and you remind us.
I remember all the First Great War veterans still alive in my childhood. My neighbour was at the Somme. They are all gone now.
Today, I’ll remember all the brave men who spoke out against World War One, recognising that it began as a family feud of the Royal families of Europe. Eugene V. Debs/John Maclean/Willie Gallacher/John Muir and hundreds more who were jailed, force fed and called cowards by the brainwashed civilians.They were the bravest of the brave and paid for it.
“Broken families in lands we’ve harrit will curse Scotland the Brave nae mair, nae mair…”
For God and King, pretty hard to swallow for an atheist and republican!
World War Two was a different matter.

jimmybee
7 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

Devoy well put sir.

charlie
7 years ago

see they zombies my fuck they luv a deluded statement

George Lazenbhoy
7 years ago

Caption: the new Etims spot the ballock competition

Eugene Bower's
7 years ago

Go get them

henkesdreadlocks
7 years ago

Caption…..

So Mr Regan, about this Resolution 12, your thoughts?

charlie
7 years ago

i must say my captions are excelent but henk the new guy wins it but i wonder if he knows with ralph a bottla whisky can swing it

henkesdreadlocks
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Charlie, not as new as you as you think.
Andybhoy has been liquidated and reincarnated as henks old hair…. found it down the Barras.

mike
7 years ago

So does charlies videos,they also come from the barras.

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

mike and his paramours doon thttps://youtu.be/5KqL9A5Wsj8he barras

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  mike
mike
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Ha. Ha. Cheeky charlie,ya wee dancer,chancer,prancer.

charlie
7 years ago

henke you shouldnae have told me aboot that a think ile get a new nomdeplume jeest tae annoy people ha ha

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

andybhoy like a kinda good guy bad guy thing my fuck would that annoy tcsi ha ha

henkesdreadlocks
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Yeh, wreak havoc charlie…hahahaha!

Monti
7 years ago

I could do with some hair like….
Ken

henkesdreadlocks
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Aye. Then again M, I think you would lose that certain mystique, you know, that Bond villain look.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

What? Pussy Galore,You two should get merried.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Pussy galore?

Yes please 🙂

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

He!s no new,he!s my rudder.

charlie
7 years ago

caption the guy thinks this cunts got to be number wan contender for ralphs knob ae the week

Pensionerbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Sorry charlie. You must have sneaked this one in while I was planning my tome 🙂 Apologies! I am not trying to steal your thunder. If I had one, I might claim that great minds think alike 🙂

H H

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  Pensionerbhoy

pb you might claim it but a know ime no as smart as you

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

pb ime no wan for braggin but mrs charlie says ime a lover no a thinker i still dont know which way to take that wan is she insulting me or praising me a guy your age must have tippled tae wit these wummin are all about by noo

The Charlie Saiz International
7 years ago

Caption:
“It was easy I just used my Jedi Mind trick and the License situation disappeared from Lawwells conscience ..now watch me levitate this ball”

Monti
7 years ago

Did you have to use the force because the light saber kept slipping from your hooves?

henkesdreadlocks
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

LOL.

Half_Fool
7 years ago

Caption:

Since that last goat party at the lodge, I can move balls by thought, make them hot, make them cold….I can can even get a huge salary for hee-haw.

The Charlie Saiz International
7 years ago

For the Victims of both World Wars

https://youtu.be/ntt3wy-L8Ok

“But here in this graveyard it’s still no mans land
The countless white crosses stand mute in the sand
To man’s blind indifference to his fellow man
To a whole generation that were butchered and dammed”

Sums it all up perfectly for me.

Monti
7 years ago

On both sides?

The Charlie Saiz International
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

A victim is a victim to me Monti.
Perpetrators can go to fuck as far as I am concerened regardless of sides or allegiance.

mike
7 years ago

War, What is it good for,absolutely nothing.

But still the thought of brave men fighting for there country or for there freedom are an inspiration to us all.
So Hail, Hail to all you brave men,we salute your courage.

There is a war tonight,when Scotia. takes on the Engerlanders,i am not much interested in International games,except when the Oirish play or tonight when The Tic. takes oan Engerland,so COYBIGor dark blooo oh a canny say it.

Pensionerbhoy
7 years ago

Ralph,

“If you haven’t signed, you could be forgiven for thinking that it won’t change anything, and its all a bit pointless, and hey, you might even be right.”

I am either a “good cause” fanatic or just an auld fanny, but I sign petitions on “change.org” on a fairly regular basis. When you become legless for reasons other than drink, it is one way of getting your voice heard, if not every day, then every now and again. I have been pleasantly surprised and sometimes utterly dumbfounded by the amount of petitions that have varying degrees of success and sometimes even prevent, overturn or amend decisions that seemed inevitable. So, for those who do feel a sense of futility about signing, please believe me success is far from inconceivable. It takes less time to complete the petition than it takes me to stop dribbling at the end of my pee – not sure that is particularly inspiring but you get my point – so please get the box ticked. You do not need to comment but I think anything you say encourages others to participate. So, please get the box ticked (have I said that?) for the sake of saving our football in Scotland. There is no doubt in my mind, the storm clouds of 2012 are gathering again and the people in charge of our game are riding the same wavelengths as they did then. We simply must not be silent, stupefied bystanders again. It is not fair to our kids and grand-kids. Actually, it is damned well not fair to us. So please do not be dispirited or reluctant because you feel it will do no good. Please sign the petition – yes, it appears I have caught Ralphitis but I would rather be afflicted than sorry!!

If, like me, you have a wee voice in the back of your head saying it can never happen again, just focus on the manipulators twists on “l’affaire Barton” – if I may be allowed to plagiarise Phil Mac – or, going back, on the Jonston signing fiasco, to mention but a few of the thousands of biased incidents. Silence that wee voice, because we all know from experience – translated by the SMSM as paranoia – what WILL happen. The Regans and the Doncaster, and there are much more than two, have more than a little previous on these matters and nothing convinces me they would act any differently now or in the future. I mean, their silence is ear-splitting regarding the current shambles that is “the rangers”. There is no other club in this country would be excluded from comment if it was in just a quarter of the financial, logistical and legal mess that is Ibrox. Yet, not a word is spoken except in sleakit, carefully worded and guarded undertones of support. That is why there is a need for some form of drastic action and using a formal petition site is probably the best way to promote the cause to the widest population. It may surprise people where support will come from. There will be non-Scottish football supporters being made aware of the deplorable state of Scottish football and the incompetence, if not iniquitous and illegal, behaviour of its governing bodies. I would bet my bottom dollar there are non-football people who will sign and from outside Scotland too simply because they recognise the injustice and the total lack of openness, honesty and integrity at the highest levels. This, I hope, provides some motivation for those who have not bothered yet to sign Ralph’s petition. To those who say to me, “Ok, we get it!”, I say GREAT! NOW PLEASE SIGN!

One final comment. It is to be hoped this petition might have some impact on the Celtic board as well. It is not its inaction that comes under our scrutiny, but its lack of openness and its extended silence. If in its wisdom it sees a need to keep its thoughts and intentions to itself for now or for however long, it is most certainly unwise to withhold some sort of explanation from the supporters – I am sure many non-Celtic supporters are wondering about this too. It has gone on far too long and this petition just might open an eye or two to how infuriated we are becoming.

Caption: Guy next to Regan, “Do you always aim to be “Knob of the Week”?”

H H

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Pensionerbhoy

Your no a fanny,ya sook.

Pensionerbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

mike

You do know I had to stop licking a certain arse to answer you 🙂

H H

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Pensionerbhoy

That Ralphy!s arse is beelin,just ask charlie.H.H.

And great post for the petition,majic.

henkesdreadlocks
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

mike bleedin ye mean ma auld da always told me iff ye find a hole ful it ha ha

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

He,He,poor Ralphy,his tramadol a ding dong,means,he is in wonder land.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Is it just me or does anybody else think that Henke makes mair sense than when he wis called Andybhoy.
Mind you he is a great fitba. player.even tho his gravelly voice made me wince.EEHH,OOOHH EEHH.

Pensionerbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Pensionerbhoy

I meant to say that a recent petition I signed was for Green of BHS fame to be stripped of his knighthood. I am not sure now how many signatures were collected but it sure had an impact. Two days later he was no longer Sir Philip but just a another little prick.

Murray mint anyone?

H H

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  Pensionerbhoy

pb a started a petition wance but she said yer unopened wage packet aint up for discussion aint wummin grand

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

He might be puppet,but he isny a muppet.RIP Mr Glasgow.

charlie
7 years ago

mike heers a crackerg guy was https://youtu.be/L3J2NL1NlPga lovely guy

Jez
7 years ago

Caption:-

‘WOW, it’s amazing to think that that hand fitted up my bum, I’m pleased he got his ring back though!’

Rebus67
7 years ago

Hi Ralph,

I see the petition is up and running and is heading to 2500 signatures after a day and a bit. How many signatures would be enough, I wonder? In the last round of SPL games the turnout was around 90000 customers……..most at Parkhead. If you could get 30000-40000 to sign that would be a fair chunk of SPL fans……something that could not be easily ignored.

If have done my bit.

Rebus

Cartvale88
7 years ago

Caption
‘ guy with glasses thinks, who is this tube!’

mike
7 years ago

COYBI Eh Tartan,thank crunchy some form of fitba. is back,at least it contains some Tic. players.

Engerland 1 Scotia 2.

jimmybee
7 years ago

Griffiths will score tonight.

Monti
7 years ago

COME ON SCOTLAND…INTAE THESE CUNTS!

iancelt67
7 years ago

Griff should have passed there

Monti
7 years ago

Never a 3-0 tonight!+

7 years ago

Just watched the gemm. Lee – supergrass-Wallace is pure shite. Petition signed.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Bondibrian

Bondi,
Wallace had a good game tonight, you nèed to take the blinkers off!

The Charlie Saiz International
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I concur Monti his passing was decent throughout just a bit slow for this Level I feel.
He was the best of 4 at the back I felt.

Monti
7 years ago

Agreed m8!

salad gueen
7 years ago

Nae luck scotland, but the corrupt fòotball leaders deserve sfa.

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