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Celtic Diary Tuesday October 4: Rodgers Sorts Out January New Faces

One of the most significant differences between Brendan rodger’s Celtic, and those who ran it by proxy for Peter Lawwell is the way business is done during the transfer window.

Simply, Celtic now sort all theirs before the window opens, which means that the new players join early on and have a chance to get used to the club much quicker, whereas in the past they were usually signed on the last day and spent a week or two reading up on the club they had joined.

In January at least two signings will be made, one of which is James McCarthy, the other as yet unknown, even so far as the position he plays.

The Scotsman newspaper seems to think its Steven Gerrard;

Celtic have emerged as a potential destination for ex-Liverpool star Steven Gerrard after it was revealed he’s considering a return to the UK. Gerrard played under Celtic boss Brendan Rodgers when the pair were at Liverpool and would explain odds as short of 4/1 on a reunion at Parkhead. (Daily Express)

However, those two words which cast doubt on the veracity of any story , “Daily ” and “Express ” are used here, so we can probably discount it.

With no senior football to look forward to for a while, attention turned to the development squad, wh were in action last night at Cappielow in Greenock against Hearts.

Everything about the game was overshadowed by the news that 13 year old Karamoke Dembele, the latest Celtic “wonderkid ” , make his debut at this level when he came on after 80 minutes to replace the first teams  youngest goalscorer, Jack Aitchison.

With a number of the development squad on international duty, and the under 17s facing “rangers ” tonight, the way was clear to give the youngster a glimpse of what lies ahead for him.

After previous wonderkids had gone a little wayward over the last few years, Freddy Adu, Islam Feruz, let’s hope lesson have been learned and this one makes the grade.

Thirteen is a bit young to be playing at this level, purely due to the physical development of the older lads, but it does show that if you are good enough, then no matter the age, you’ll get promoted on merit.

But thirteen…See when I was that age , I was only ten.

But  judging from that picture, he’s still playing with the same toy most thirteen year old lads play with.

Scott Brown, presumably with bugger all else to do this week, entered the debate around Ronny Deila and Brendan Rodger’s managerial capabilities. Which, incidentally, was not the point of charlie Saiz’s article the other day.

That was about the different attitudes of the club toward both managers, and trying to explain it.

Some of you should read the article and judge from the content, not from the author.

Anyhoo, Brown , unsurprisingly, came out in favour of Rodgers…

‘I think it all starts going into training. The training has been great, as have the physios and coaches.

‘It wasn’t always like that last year. It didn’t always put a smile on your face when going into training. It was difficult, it was slow, the training itself wasn’t hard enough.

 

‘This season, all the lads are enjoying it, they want to work hard. It doesn’t matter if it’s Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday; training has been exceptional.’

Fuck me…were Deila and Collins supposed to wear a big red nose and oversized shoes to get the squad to have fun ?

Again we see the idea that anything can always be blamed on someone else.

He was the captain, if he felt training wasn’t working, for whatever reason, he should have said something.

And he should have backed the manager one hundred per cent, and aired his arguments in private.

Instead, we ended up with a few players undermining the manager, all of which are now either gone or going very soon.

 

Speaking of going very soon, Moussa Dembele is now in second place in the voting for best under 21 player in Europe.

You can help him move closer to his dream move south by voting for him here..

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Maybe , however, thats a little unfair, because Dembele has shown absolutely no sign of desiring a move just yet.

Though he has upset a bewildered English media by choosing to play for France when he could have played for England.

And they are bewildered. Read between the lines here, from the Scottish Sun, which, of course, isn’t all that Scottish at all.

But as one Dembele was fast-tracked for stardom, first-team hitman Moussa told Les Blues boss Didier Deschamps that he wants to play for France.

SunSport revealed on Saturday that Deschamps was pondering a call-up for the in-form 20-year-old Celts striker who will make his France Under-21 debut this week.

Just 24 hours later, it emerged the English FA were monitoring the former Fulham kid under five-year UK residency rules.

But Moussa, who scored twice against Manchester City in the Champions League last midweek, is only thinking of France.

He said: “If Didier is keeping an eye on my performances then it means that I am doing well.

Seriously, they have just claimed that as “one was fast tracked for stardom “, the other  “wants to play for France “, which as far as the Sun implies, means he is being fast tracked into obscurity.

Scott Brown wasn;t the only one with very little to do this week. former captain and manager Kenny Dlaglish spoke to the media.

“He’s made his decision and he’ll have to lie in his own bed, won’t he? If he thinks it will prolong his career, there’s no reason to argue against it. He did what he thought was right. But it’s fantastic to play for your country.

“It’s always strange when you hear of players retiring from international football – I thought you had to be selected before you could retire. I don’t understand that one. 

Brown was the captain when he retired. Dalglish obviously hasn’t been paying attention.

“Okay, he might have had some injury problems but if I was being picked for my country, I’d always go.

“Scott has been fantastic for Celtic and for Scotland and we are not in a position where we can afford to lose people of his quality.

“His performance against Man City was exceptional and that lets you know, we’ll miss him.”  

Funnily enough, he claims he would always go when picked to play for Scotland, but never seemed to show that much interest in being manager.

Dalglish was on a roll yesterday. He also said that Celtic had won the league, with 31 games to go. We will probably go on to win it, but there is still a long way to go, and anything can happen between now and then. Complacency , for a start.

“The richest clubs don’t always win but you can almost give Celtic the championship now for this season,” 

“Without being complacent, it’s over. They beat Rangers 5-1, they’ve beaten Aberdeen as well. 

“They are going to win the league, no doubt. 

“Brendan was up against it because they’re expected to win the league and the two cups. 

“The big test for him was to get to the Champions League and he did it. So you can say he’s already been a success.” 

Someone ought to tell him that the win over “rangers ”  won’t be as significant as a win over the old club was back in his day.

Speaking of the Ibrox club, the original one, that is, Craig whyte, the last man to own the club, was in court yesterday, charged with causing a run on the nations supply  of jelly and ice cream when he put Rangers into liquidation.

The full indictment , despite being checked dozens of times for errors, states quite clearly the club abd the company are one and the same thing, as we already know thanks to a letter from UEFA. ….which, of course, like that letter, will be ignored by the media, who aren’t sure what to believe, unless it’s told to them by Level 5 promotions;

Wonder if any of our esteemed journalists will be taking  the court to task over that statement.

Or will we get a statement from the Ibrox club about that statement. They usually cobble up some nonsense when their party line isn’t adhered to.

That won’t derail the new clubs recent surge up the table into a credible fifth place…

They beat Partick, for fucks sake. Their third win of the season.

Thats not roaring. Meeowing maybe, perhaps even purring. but not roaring.

Maybe they meant they were back with an” oar “, because where they are just now, as the saying goes, they might need one.

There was more embarrassment for Vladimir Weiss yesterday, the former Rangers player who likes to wind people up on twitter.

Former Rangers star Vladimir Weiss to miss Scotland clash

for Slovakia after being arrested

FORMER Rangers loan star Vladimir Weiss won’t be in action against Scotland for Slovakia after he was arrested by police.

The winger, who now plays for Al Gharafa in Qatar, was dropped from the Slovakia squad after he was taking into custody on Sunday.

Weiss reportedly refused to take a breathalyser and blood test after he was stopped by police in Bratislava.

Scotland take on Slovakia next Tuesday, three days after they face Lithuania at Hampden.

His manager Jan Kozak confirmed that he was left out of the squad and said: “Regarding Vladimir Weiss, we tried to contact him but unfortunately we failed. 

Should have tried through twitter. He’s always on there.

“We got in touch with his lawyer who said he would be with us in a short time.

“I’ll talk to him. Regardless of whether he is guilty or innocent, I decided that he will not play in the next two matches because we need to work in peace.

“We’ll see how the investigation goes and then we will draw conclusions.

“He is a valuable player for us, a key player.

“But Slovakia has enough quality football players, and others must be given a chance.” 

Thats as polite a way as any of telling someone he’ll never play again as I’ve ever seen.

 

Those of you who like your music a little monotonous and dull will have heard of Roger Waters, the bassist with Pink Floyd, who gave us Another Brick in the Wall, See Emily Play and Money, to name but a few of their , er, classic ditties.

He has praised Celtic fans for their involvement in raising money and awareness for the plight of those under Israeli occupation in the Palestine;

Talking Baws website has the video, and a full article, here;

roger-waters-praises-celtic-fans

The club were fined around ten thousand Euros, the appeal to match the fine surpassed that, with just under £200,000.

Well worth it, I would have said.

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Yesterday we showed a picture of a zeppelin flight crew, or so we thought..

Whereas , in fact, it was..

tevie October 3, 2016 at 3:24 pm · Edit · Reply →

Caption: Are you sure this is Europe Billy, we’ve never been before! 

Today, we have this…

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mike
7 years ago

Caption, The Karamoka Dembelle fan club,its fandabbydozza.

Dziekanowski's nightclub child
7 years ago

Caption: ‘Aww naw, the ‘rangers’ are cumin’ hide before they wreck the joint.’

Caption: Kids try out the proposed new away end toilets to be installed the next time ‘du raingurs’ visit.

Dziekanowski's nightclub child
7 years ago

Caption: ‘Who’s that guy in the picture above us lookin at?”

mike
7 years ago

Try again ya twat.

Caption, The Karamoke Dembele fan club, its fandabbydozza.

mike
7 years ago

Beat ye, ha ha ha.

Level 5 plant
7 years ago

Caption, Rangers deny being skint despite using child labour to dig foundations of new stands

D’Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago

Ralph,

“Some of you should read the article and judge from the content, not from the author.”

I did,and commented accordingly. Got told I was talking pish.

Bit harsh as I was sober at the time…

Monti
7 years ago

🙂

D’Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago

That photo reminds me of being down the front at the old Hampden.

Got a crick in my neck if I wanted to see more than just ankles.

GaryBhoy
7 years ago

Off at a tangent here – but did anyone else think when the half-wit who made the crass Twitter comment about the supporters bus crash turned out to be a guy named “Monty” that it might be our Monti?

Posts guff on the internet. Likes to upset people.

The similarities are uncanny! 😉

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  GaryBhoy

GaryBhoy,
I’d watch your fucking mouth son!

I despise ALL Huns but i have NO desire to see ANYONE lose their lives.
I believe a picture was also put up of the ‘ Monty’ in question, those who have met me will confirm this lad is NOT my good self.

Prick!

GaryBhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

lol….unbunch yer panties hen.

If i’d thought seriously that it was you then i’d have been posting something directed at you in far stronger terms that what i’ve put above

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  GaryBhoy

Garybhoy,
Are you another ‘ big man ‘ type from Chewin the fat?
Have you ever been a janitor?

GaryBhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti…I’ve clarified it was in jest and that I didn’t seriously think it was you – you’ve come out with some pretty close to, and occasionally through, the bone stuff but we’re all a fairly decent bunch here and I wouldn’t think anyone on here would post of that nature.

Apologies to any of the posters who feel it wasn’t in keeping with the feel of the forum….not my intention.

For me, I’m drawing a line under it and moving on.

Peace

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Go fuck yourself!

jimmybee
7 years ago
Reply to  GaryBhoy

Never even crossed my mind it would be oor Monti.
So go throw yer shite somewhere else ya numpty.

Tourtenay
7 years ago
Reply to  GaryBhoy

I read E-Tims every day including all of the comments, I very rarely comment myself or pass comment on anyone else’s input but the comment by Garybhoy on Monti is one of the worst comments I have read on this site.
It does nothing to enhance the quality of the site only to denigrate it.
It is trouble making and an apology is in order.
Now we’ll see what your made off!!!
HH

GaryBhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Tourtenay

I’ve responded 3 times on the subject and that’ll do me

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  GaryBhoy

It’ll not do me though and until you directly apologise to me i will keep it going!

corktim
7 years ago
Reply to  GaryBhoy

wanker,no body on this site wants to c anybody lose their life,regardless of faith,skin colour or team they follow that could have been any of us

andybhoy
7 years ago

You certainly are off at a tangent.I think that comment is not on and an apology should be issued.

GaryBhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

See the wee winky face? Thats confers “tone”

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  GaryBhoy

Never mind ” Tone ” ya prick, that’s fucking out of order!

Charlie Saiz
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti so was your joke about fishing in Sligo I still haven’t seen an apology for that?
Fan dying in bus accident =BAD
Weans and pensioners being blown up on boats=FUNNY
You can see how someone could be excused for thinking that you and this cretin/troll/reprobate from Twitter might be linked somehow?
You can’t have it all ways bud.
We spoke about this briefly the other day some of the craic we have had has ventured into dodgy areas?
For me it is easy to see how Gary has come to thinking that there might be a possibility it was you?
Think on.

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Ooooh, dunky fishing for a new friend… sad arsehole.

Charlie Saiz
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Not half as sad as you response to said “joke”.
“Dynamite M”

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Hhhmmmmmmmm, yes, not quite but you are on the right path, but like any path you need to watch which way your walking, sometimes a path is equally dangerous in both directions.

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Boom Boom!

Charlie Saiz
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

It’s the culverts you need to be wary of not the path itself.
A trained man knows this 😉

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

” A trained man knows this “?
You been at the ‘ Hotspur ‘ again Rambo?
John J?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Charlie Saiz,
So you are actually in agreement with Garybhoy then?
That will be interesting going forward, hope you kept your tin hat free with this months ‘ Comnando ‘!

Charlie Saiz
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

@Monti
No and neither did I suggest I was in agreement.
Wee update for you our helmets(mk6)were made of Ballistic Nylon.
Not to be confused with the similar but altered MK7 currently in use.

corktim
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

There you go again waving ur union jack,I suppose all the atrocities carried out by the British to my countrymen and women is ok,all the collusion and the innocent lifes taken by the british state and mountbatten was part of that state so fair game,that is history now charlie and most of us have moved on,unlike u,who still takes the queens shilling,there is no comparison to an innocent man losing his life in a traffic accident and the killing of an agent of the british state.

Charlie Saiz
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

@corktim
First things first bud are you aware of the entire conversation here or have you as I suspect cut in and put yer neb in?
I don’t condone ANY ACTS of violence carried out by ANYONE no matter the cause or orders being carried out.
An innocent life is an innocent life the point I was making is 2 children died on that boat and a pensioner totally unconnected with anything that Mountbatten represented.
All on board were unarmed and posing no threat to anyone.
If you feel these victims were “fair game” you are beyond help IMO.
Is making a joke about the death of 3 innocents any different than cracking jokes about 1?
Or does that depend totally on the situation in your eyes?
Is it fine to make jokes about child abuse at Kincora or by Saville but not about Torbett and Celtic Boys Club?
Of course it fucking isn’t.
Unless of course that is your a troll cnut on the wind up?

Corktim
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Firstly Charlie,I do not condone innocent life’s being lost,but it happened on both sides,u just used a bad example in my opinion,and who was talking about child abuse,and finally its u are a c..t.

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I think cracking jokes about, the loss of life, rape and child abuse should be frowned upon. That should be the line. Although many of do live in a country where freedom of speech is a supposed right.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Uralius,
I don’t think anyone including myself is ‘ joking ‘ about child abuse, referring to the BBC or the Kincora abuse scandal does not make it a joke.
These are factual events.

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Monti,
I never suggested anyone was, nor did I suggest anyone would. I merely suggested that going forward those particular subjects for jokes should be frowned upon and I also suggested that there is an illusion of freedom of speech in the Western World.

Charlie Saiz
7 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

@Monti
Seriously?
Then why the fuck would you be putting these up then(if not for laughs on a Caption Comp that was designed purely for that reason)…
Monti October 4, 2016 at 11:54 am ·
Caption: “MI5 and a select choice of Loyalists visit Kincora for a day out!”
or
Monti October 4, 2016 at 4:23 pm ·
Caption: “BBC host auditions for the final of the 1975 Jim’ll fix it show!
Now then, now then, now then!”

Seek help you are obviously socially inept if you can’t see how applying both of those to that Caption to get laughs is not using Child abuse to get a cheap gag in?
Your snide kick is no different btw.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Charlie saiz,
At no point during posting that comment did i think it would raise a laugh, maybe my humour differs from others, but it is possible to talk about subjects that are possibly sensitive, without being accused of making light of them.

For example, i have children of my own, so why would i refer to child abuse as a ” joke “?
Also in reference to the Sligo post, can you show me anywhere where i said i was joking?

Eeeaaawwww

Charlie Saiz
7 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Away and raffle yersel.

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  GaryBhoy

Wee winky, very apt.

Mike Annis
7 years ago

Caption: Ok guys, see how we’re now in a trench full of shite, so where’s the bloody pony?

mike
7 years ago

Gary,tank commander,the guy who plays Gary is a thick witted prick who talks mince,the similarities are uncanny.

GaryBhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

lol….touche!

Charlie Saiz
7 years ago

Caption:2angers* Statement to Dave Kings grand weans on holiday in Treasure Island -Yer inheritance is on there dig deeper!

mike
7 years ago

Uralias, Telt you, you are due me a tenner,please donate it,to the Homeless charity of your choice.

Charlie Saiz
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mystic Mike does it again…got any Lottery Numbers for the Euromillions this week?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

18

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Its uncanny ma talents are many,varied and accurate.

Jimmee Jimmee, Jimmy Johnstone on the wi-[-ng,

Karamoke, Karamoke, Karamoke on the wi-ng.

Mystic Mike,Mystic Mike,
yoo i like,yoor so bright,oh mystic Mike get oan yer bike and dinny make it a three wheeled trike.

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Aye Mike you are right!

I wouldn’t know anything about homeless charities about here, but i will ask the wife.

mike
7 years ago

Vladimir Weiss, Vladimir Weiss,
every morning you greet at me,
small and white a dirty wee shite,
yoo look unhappy to meet me,
blaw inta the bag,ya dirty bawbag,
hope yoo languish in jail forever.

desdamoaner
7 years ago

New facilities installed at a lennoxtown school as the keepers practice their kicking nearby.

7 years ago

“Who dat up there?” shoutin ,Who dat down der

Wisnae me
7 years ago

Caption: Haw mister, put that camera doon and gies a haun oot.

jimmybee
7 years ago

Caption: it’s ok Lee you can come oot noo the Hibs fans have left the field.

mike
7 years ago

Thank yoo Ralphy for that picture, how to lose weight quickly,
anybody got a pair of gloves ma hands are sair.
As a wee favour to Mikey could yoo send me a bigger picture,wrap it in a broon paper bag before you send it to me,marked Medicine.
Thanks in advance.

GaryBhoy
7 years ago

Jaysus lads…..it was a joke FFS! We’ve got a deid football club to laugh at, lets not all fall out!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  GaryBhoy

Not so fast……

Hugh67
7 years ago

Not sure about the decision to play the young boy in the development side last night. I saw the game and I couldn’t stop thinking of that advert where the blind guys are playing with a ball with a bell and then a wee cat runs on the park!

The hertz guys were playing for their own careers and you couldn’t have blamed them if they launched the wee man if he took the piss out of them like he showed he could do on his videos.

I think the parents should get a boot in the baws for letting him play.

Caption : The Von Trapp kids dive for cover when the daft maid appears with new curtains!

Cortes
7 years ago
Reply to  Hugh67

Not a whole lot different from the development of Lionel Messi at Barcelona if the Balague biography is to be believed, though Dembele seems to be being hothoused somewhat. Hope he gets luck and makes it; looks very undersized.

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: MI5 and a select choice of Loyalists visit Kincora for a day out!

Charlie Saiz
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

If you drew a line in the sand where funny and repulsive meet then that one is about 3 miles offshore cast adrift in a one man dingy in need of help.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

It is a factually correct statement tho…

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Interesting you speak of sand ya donkey fuck, how is Blackpool?

Charlie Saiz
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

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Bob
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Something has to be done about this guy constantly abusing people on this forum.

Bob
7 years ago
Reply to  Bob

That was Monti by the way but i’m sure everybody new that anyway.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Bob

Shut the fuck up dipshit

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Bob

” Something has to be done about this guy “?
What do you suggest Bob?

FuzzyD
7 years ago

We shouldn’t touch Gerrard with a 10ft bargepole. He was awful in his last few years at Liverpool. Playing in the US will have done nothing to improve him. His day is gone. We should be looking at the future, not the past.

Bob
7 years ago
Reply to  FuzzyD

So angry Monti I think you have a problem pal.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Bob

Sssssshhhhhh

7 years ago
Reply to  FuzzyD

Totally agree Fuzz, days of Celtic bein a “vanity gig” should be in the past. ‘re Roger Walters comments, ah was on the beach in Bali last week, a wee guy flogging trinkets etc saw ma Celtic tattoo, he then telt me he was a Tic fan (aye right, a thought) till he showed me pics on his phone wearing the HOOPS, ah asked him why he supports Celtic…he telt me cos of the fans showing their support for Palestine. Still niver bought sunglasses off him but.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Bondibrian

Spend all your money on ‘ Charlie ‘ did ye?

7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Naw Monti the sunnies were crap, but the Mrs bought print which a telt her is goin straight in the bucket cos it’s no see in the light of day in oor hoose.

Desmond & The Dekkers
7 years ago

Caption: Leigh G’s weans play hide and seek

Monti
7 years ago

Doh!
Never seen your post there…

mike
7 years ago

I1M away to the Hospital for a scan on ma wrist,some wee luvly in a nurses uniform is gonny take my pulse,B.P. and haud ma hand, WWWOOOOOOOOFFFF,hope her name is Susanna.

Susanna, Susanna, i!m gonny meet a nurse called Susanna,
when suddenly it seems my dreams have all come troo,
Susanna, Susanna,haud ma haun,take me to wonderland.
Ya fookin beuty.

Play nice bhoys and nae abusing one another noo. bye bye.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike,
Good luck at the hospital!

GaryBhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Indeed…all the best Mike. I’m in myself on Monday to get my gammy hip poked at. If you can recommend a particular nurse gimme a shout

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Thanks pal and make up wi Garybhoy,cos we all make mistakes and unknowingly cause offence.

Thank you and good luck Gary.
btw i have first dibs on Susanna.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

As soon as he apologises we move on, until then, no.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Scan on your wrist? 🙂

D’Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Yer f….d,mate.

Yer BP will shoot through the roof when the cute nurse tells you to strip off and lie down.

charlie
7 years ago

thats a scary lookin caption that but fuckit the wee bhoy at the front says see puddles withooot water they are pure shite

Monti
7 years ago

Mike,
Your nurse for todays visit is Nurse Diesel.

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

monti if he gets nurse ratchid they wulnae let him oot again

Cartvale88
7 years ago

Caption ‘Wayne’s in terror after reading the Evenng Fanny story about the tribute act Roar Back’
Monti my thoughts are with you

mike
7 years ago

Heellooo, I!m BACK, She mibbee wisny the luvly Susanna,but she wis a wee belter.

Luv is in the air,
everywhere i look around,
Luv is in the air,
Every sight and every sound,
Luv is in my hair,
in the crannys of my knees,
Luv is in the air,
In the beans and in the peas,
Luv is in my hair,
Luv is in my hair.

OH OH OH,
OH OH OH.

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Yep, there certainly must be something in the air in (not so) bonny Dundee. Did she give you some bromide to calm you down?

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

I heard that Andy,the not so bit,yoo are just trying to provoke a reaction,cos i ken that yoo luv,absolutely luv Bonny Dundee.

mike
7 years ago

Thanks for the good wishes,its the auld Rheumatoid Artitits,the nurses tried to remove ma wallet from my hand,as she held it she said its hot and there is definitely swelling,i thought you are watching the monitor,yoo should see ma breeks.He,He,He.
Rheumatoid arthritis is a very painful disease,i!v had it for 10 years,it stopped ma goif cos its in ma shooder and wrist,sometimes it leaves you totally exhausted and that can happen any time,thats why i dont commit and why i couldny make the swally.

andybhoy
7 years ago

Caption….

Right kids, as you know, the British Army have over many decades, concocted all sorts of ‘entertainment’ for our troops. Well today you have the once in a lifetime opportunity to be a part of this great tradition.
Corporal… Sir… deposit that quick drying cement on my count.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

They could maybe throw the Butler in there as well m8, i hear he has a few things to say.

CarlJungleBhoy
7 years ago

Caption: Maw – Can you throw me down my trenchcoat?

Bob Cobb
7 years ago

Caption: Quick guys, hide! Teacher says he’s got Chris Sutton to review the school play. I can hear him approaching!!!

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: Leigh Griffiths get’s the kids to play hide n seek as the Child support agency arrive!

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: BBC host auditions for the final of the 1975 Jim’ll fix it show!

Now then, now then, now then!

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Knight of the Realm no less…ooaooaooaooa..now then now then!!!!

Rudebhoy
7 years ago

Sevco ball boys get into their positions for another 90 mins at the crumbledome.

portpower
7 years ago

G`day Mike hope the wrist is OK?

Maybe next time ya won`t sit on it for so long
before thinkin` of Susanna.

Slainte.

Caption:

It` a bird, it`s a plane
no,we can come out of the bunker
It`s jus cogens in Scotland!

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  portpower

G!day port, hope your power is back in place,so you can see the Tic.

Bored already,these two week International breaks are a pain,thank feck the Ralphy Bhoy keeps us amused with our daily dose of the Diary.

If he isny available then mibbee Dessi will entertain us with his new Tee shirt,until then,well.

Weel meet again dont ken where,dont ken when,
but i ken weel meet again shum shunny day.
Say hello to Bondi,he will be back at work,sweating like a dog in the Australian heat,shedding those brockvorsts and German beers.

7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Back at work the morn Mike (Thursday) such is life, a Bed famously said. HAIL HAIL N aw that. Be nice to yon nurses: Mrs B is one.

7 years ago
Reply to  Bondibrian

..bed? Ah meant Ned, as in Kelly. Portpower…you on holibags here?

portpower
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

G`day Mike,

is it true that you gave Matron Susanna a night in a gale?

Bondibrian,

I`d be a true green Aussiebhoy
(shipped over in my Mammies tummy)since the good year of `64.

Uralius
7 years ago

Caption: Q. How long do we need to hide in this trench?
A. Just until the International Break is over and they all calm down.

portpower
7 years ago

Caption:

Stewart Regan promised us that we`d be substitutes for Kilmarnock.

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Portpower,
Do you respond to the PoE abréviation?

portpower
7 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Uralius,

do they come with a clavis?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Edgar Allan?

SteveNaive
7 years ago

Ralph,
The diary is well written, relevant, irreverent and funny, so I’m surprised you chose that caption today given current events in Syria and Palestine. Still no fucker threatening a boycott of the World Cup. Greedy, morally bankrupt bastards.

Devoy45
7 years ago

Caption: “Aw naaw,ye didnae tell me this was the BFG’s latrine. Gardy loo!”

Rebus67
7 years ago

Here’s a question for the contract specialists amongst us, or just those with an opinion. Take McCarthy as an example. Let’s guess that he signed a five year contract with Everton for 13 million. This would be paid in instalments to Wigan annually.
If he is transferred to Celtic in the third year of his contract, say, will Everton have to pay the last two instalments of his transfer to Wigan?

The result of the above could affect the price we have to pay. The same would be true of Roberts, should we wish to get him.

On another matter, we seem to have at least two reborn players…..Gordon and Forrest. Is it a coincidence that each of these players have recently experienced increased competition through player acquisitions. Don’t know what we paid for DDV but it may be worth it to get an improved Gordon.

Musings CSC

Rebus

Charlie Saiz
7 years ago
Reply to  Rebus67

Spot on with all of that regarding players upping their game.
Liverpool of old used to sign 2 players every year for exactly this purpose.
If they felt an area of the team was weak they bring in direct competition in that place which ultimately increased the performance of both as they fought for the same jersey.
As we know it proved quite a successful approach over time.
On the Contractual issue that would be between both Everton and Wigan bud.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

This again is only half the story that you provide, Celtic can’t have direct competition for every single position because you won’t keep players happy if they aren’t playing.
Plus i think Brendan is on record as saying he prefers to work with a small squad.

Charlie Saiz
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Again you totally miss the point being made.
I was using the Liverpool analogy to back up Rebus theory that having competition can indeed improve a players output.
No one is suggesting that we are looking at doing this in throughout?
Rotation is a a key component in the modern game even more so at a Club like ours who average way more games a season than the other sides in the League.
24 players in our Champions League squad btw that’s 20 outfield players plus and 4 keepers.

Charlie Saiz
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I have answered this…

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

No you haven’t….

Charlie Saiz
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

I have it has failed to materialise.
Try again…
You appear to have missed the point again Monti I wasn’t suggesting that Brendan or Celtic should adopt the same approach (we can’t afford it anyway)I was merely pointing out an example of what Rebus was suggesting.
Liverpool employed this as a strategy under Paisly/Shankley and it proved very successful.
Competition for places is healthy and it does generally bring the best out in both if they are interested in keeping the shirt.
As for squad sizes we have a 24 man European squad consisting of 4 Keepers and 20 outfield players so theoretically we have 2 men covering each position on the Park.
The level of cover varies of course but judging by our bench I would say it has increased with the arrival of Brendan.
He may well want to reduce the size of squad (understandable given the size of it) but I think e will want it as strong in depth as we can afford due to the amount of games we play on Average in all competitions?
You can agree or disagree with that of course but that’s how I see it from the outside looking in.

Charlie Saiz
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

I have answered this for a second time and yet again it has failed to appear?
Obviously in the Ether Bar getting blootered with the original reply.
Neither were confrontational for the record.
Fitba related

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

No you haven’t……

The Charlie Saiz International
7 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

😉

mike
7 years ago

Musings from Mike,

James Forrest always had talent,he just needed a Manager who trusted him and showed that he trusted him.

Craig Gordon,Was always a talented Keeper,any doubts about him was only about his serious injury,those doubts have been reduced since he signed but still remain.

We have learned a lot about the first team squad since Brendans arrival,namely that we have some talented players,also that we have a talented Management team, it is my opinion that the clubs finances have received a massive boost since Brendan has arrived,the players and the support also have received a massive lift.

Come January 1 or 2 new players could arrive to keep the feelgood factor going plus the bricks would be in place for next years C.L.Qualifiers.

Slap,slap,thats Dermots back being slapped,well done yoo.

Rebus67
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike,

There is no doubt there is a Brendan effect on both the fans and the players. I wonder what his effect is on the Board? Certainly, they will be happy with the financial returns but how do they view the other effects that he is having, i.e., the effect on scouting recruitment; the effect on player contracts; the locus of power.

This is the best that I have felt about the club since the early daysof MON.

Rebus

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Rebus67

Rebus,
What we are seeing from the team now is exactly what i felt would happen if we attracted Moyes or Rodgers.
At the time the Norwegian Fugazi was emptying the place, i would have been happy with either man.
A respected manager in place, bring in a few quality players and reinvigorate and remotivate the players already at the club. HH

7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Moyes?…sweet baby jusus…thank buck we niver got him.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Bondibrian

Yes Moyes and he would have done an excellent job for Celtic, if you think he wouldn’t have then you know nothing about football.

7 years ago
Reply to  Bondibrian

Bucksake Monti, relax. You think Moyes would Huv been a good signing for Celtic, ah don’t. Broxburn nailed it. Nuff said.

Corktim
7 years ago
Reply to  Bondibrian

Any was better than Delilah I would have got more out of that team than deila

BroxburnBhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Moyes will be sacked by Sunderland by the New Year. He told us that his heart lies in the EPL. Basically rejected Celtic for Sunderland. Poor decision in my view. Luckily we had a much better option in a Brendan Rogers. Our results and change has been spectacular under Rogers. Spectacular is the wrong word for Moyes. He did well with Everton in a stable situation and he has failed at his next two clubs and is failing fast with Sunderland.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  BroxburnBhoy

Brendan is the better manager yes, but keep it in context to what my point is.
David Moyes would have done a better job with thevplayets at his disposal than Deila, that is my point.
Asfor Moyes ” failing ” in his last two jobs and going to get sacked at Sunderland?
Taking the reigns from Fergie wasa big task for ANY manager in the game due to Fergusons 26 years of success.
LVG and now Mourinho, two of the worlds most gifted managers have found this to be the case.
Listen at the end of the day we can all argue if Moyes is good or not, but what no one can argue with is the fact Moyes Everton side , a lotbof it built with low transfer fees more than held theirvown at th top end of the Premiership.
It would be churlish to argue that. HH

jimmybee
7 years ago
Reply to  Rebus67

Rebus, Monti
The board gambled on Ronnie,it was a gamble worth taking given the circumstances we found ourselves in,through no fault of our own. The league was a given, if we got champions league that was a bonus.Some cup finals and all will feel good.
The fans got behind him,and he seemed to love it. But it became apparent quickly, that the Ronnie Roar was a gimmick.
That actually the guy wasn’t that good at his job,and we were playing the worst football I had seen for a number of years.
The defeat to Malmo should have been it for Ronnie,but it was what it was.
My grandson who was 7 started not wanting to go,never have I known any of my brood,not wanting to go to a Celtic match,but here he was, and to be honest so was I.
But we plugged on,I told him when we got Brendan,that he was going to witness,what I had seen at his age, big European nights of great football,goals, and just a different Celtic park, to what he had witnessed for the last two years.
He just can’t get enough now. The smiles are back,and we have our Celtic back.
HH

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Jimmybee,
” we have our Celtic back ”
And that is all i wanted comrade!

john young
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

James Forest lacks “character” could you see any of our opponents in Europe going for him?answer no,has any teams from England shown the least bit of interest in him/no,yes he has performed better well he couldn,t surely have performed worse,he is useable in the SPL that,s all.

bgbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  john young

hahaha aye nb john!!

did you watch the game against city? did james not assist the first goal? has he not scored in the champions league before? won us cup finals?

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  john young

He lacks confidence is all, but that is coming. He recently appeared in front of the cameras at a press conference. With any luck he will gain confidence without losing his humility. When he does you will see many inquiries.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Uralius,
Can you show an example of James Forrest lack of confidence, this season?

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I can. In the press conference I mentioned available via Celtic tv. He is obviously extremely nervous, caused by a lack of confidence.
NEXT!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Uralius,
You know somethingfans like you don’t deserve the good times and success the team brings to us.
Brendan Rodgers has made James Forrest a first team regular, he is trusted by the manager…….yet you say the guy is not confident based on an interview?

Wow

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  john young

You obviously are not very well informed. Spurs, Everton and Dortmund were early suitors for Forrest. If he can continue to show the same level of consistency for the rest of this season, I’m sure there will be a few clubs showing an interest, although I know he wont want to go anywhere else.

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

I heard they were all interested in Efe too….

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Did Charlie Saiz tell you that?

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Aye Monti, he said they were looking for a brilliant CDM.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

I note Ambrose is still with us.

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Of course you are right, Harry Redknapp has said that James was a good player abs exciting prospect (back in 2012) and of course there was the shady aproach not that long ago from one Fedor Burdykin.

mike
7 years ago

Dermot i!m sure will be happy,another decision taken that has Bourn fruit,big Pete if as reported he is a Celtic supporter must surely be happy.Bankier moaned as Chairmen do about the lack of C.L. Qualification under Delia,so presumably the Board are happy.They must be cos of the mountain of cash raised,sherry toasts all round then.
Now come January with 1/2 new first team signings,the improved squad bedding down for next years qualifying and although nothing is guaranteed the club Must be in a better place to continue the success.
Possible obstacals, could be that the Rankers attract a dim witted billionaire and everything is changed,very,very unlikely that.
Mind you miricals happen and mibbee the SMSM will like the SFA grow a pair of balls and clean up Scottish fitba.PMLS.

mike
7 years ago

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda,i!ll go a waltzing Matilda with you,so i sang as i rested put ma heed into the billybong,I!ll go a waltzing Matilda with yooooooo.
That btw is a wee tune for my Aussie mates.
Tex the Aussie cowboy,get oan yer horse and ride.
John McLoy in Tasmania, ya wee devil yoo.
Funkyy who looks like a gibbon,sorry guidyin.
Bondi who is the the housewifes choice.
Port whos goat the power,well done port for getting that Jinky documentary for Cortes.
So long goodbye and good morning to yous yins.

7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Cheers.

Tex
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

G,day to you Mike.How,s the weather in Bonny Dundee,sweatin my ba**s off here in sunny Queensland.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Tex

Wolf Creek?

Tex
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Naw Wolf Blass a nice drop of Aussie plonk.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Tex

Indeed Tex, like the yellow label but a red label just as nice.

portpower
7 years ago
Reply to  Tex

Wine drinkers? FFS!

“The world`s fine, it`s them others that spoil it”

portpower
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

And catchin`and a eatin` they king george whiting and garfish in the 30° calm mouth of the seas encompass.

Wish youse were here Lhads.

Crack another XXXX Gold and think of they rugged up Scotchmen.

Uralius
7 years ago

Caption: Wee Monti convinces, Andybhoy, mike, charlie Saiz and a few other Tims to help him find his mind after Bob’s future wife told Monti his mind was in the gutter.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Nope,
My mind and my cock is buried deep in his wife!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

” wee ” funnily enough his wife was screaming that earlier…..or was that oui oui oui

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Oui Monti Oui Monti …….i like this 🙂

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

‘Wee Monti’hahahaha, think Uralius would get a bit of a feckin shock if he met you.

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Were you ever that size M?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Can’t mind, too much Stella Artois

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Lol

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Wee were all wee once.

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

But that loopy juice will fry your brain!

jimmybee
7 years ago

Caption: What’s that noise Is it a bird is it a plane, nah it’s the helicopter flying the cup, to paradise again.

The bhoy with mcgrain in his side
7 years ago

Caption: Kids hunt high & low but Magic Hat still missing.

7 years ago

An observation, dae of it whut yi will however it appears that the usual suspects are gettin a wee bit personal. Get a grip lads, eh.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Bondibrian

Say’s the man who openly boasted on here of taking cocaine on holiday, with his wife?

Oh dear!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

That’s Bondi’s wife not Bobs…..

7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Talking aboot insults Monti. You yersel Huv regaled us wi yer Amsterdam prostitute, drug taking exploited. Why so belligerent Monti?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Bondibrian

Never taken drugs in my life my friend!

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