A letter in today's Scotsman from Keith Howell of Peeblesshire.pic.twitter.com/7ebWw8UVfA

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A letter in today's Daily Record from Keith Howell of Peeblesshire.pic.twitter.com/gqm7q4UWN2
A letter in today's Scotsman from Keith Howell of Peeblesshire.pic.twitter.com/7ebWw8UVfA
A letter in today's Sun from Keith Howell of Peeblesshire.pic.twitter.com/wsC15mKFVV
A letter in today's South Wales Argus from Keith Howell of Peeblesshire.pic.twitter.com/A8l9BBQuts
Two letters in today's Courier from Keith Howell of Peeblesshire.pic.twitter.com/3rfdkYIslz
A letter in today's Haaretz from Keith Howell of Peeblesshire.pic.twitter.com/XHrzGfpdQK
A letter in today's Herald (With a picture!) from Keith Howell of Peeblesshire.pic.twitter.com/ppsNxsMDli
A letter in today's Express from Keith Howell of Peeblesshire.pic.twitter.com/5yupWVmqJL
A letter in today's L'Osservatore Romano from Keith Howell of Peeblesshire.pic.twitter.com/3IhCfaI4q7
A letter in today's Yorkshire Post from Keith Howell of Peeblesshire.pic.twitter.com/nXukItgxD5
A letter in today's Falmouth Packet from Keith Howell of Peeblesshire.pic.twitter.com/PRCuKYH6I7
A letter in today's Chemical And Engineering News from Keith Howell of Peeblesshire.pic.twitter.com/ryXdi34Qrb
A letter in today's Independent from Keith Howell of Peeblesshire.pic.twitter.com/uZB5OK6Dk9
A letter in today's Süddeutsche Zeitung from Keith Howell of Peeblesshire.pic.twitter.com/EON0lc5bYK
A letter in today's Funeral Service Journal from Keith Howell of Peeblesshire.pic.twitter.com/FsEU7NLbQc
A letter in today's China Daily from Keith Howell of Peeblesshire.pic.twitter.com/gPZw0Bwvlx
A letter in today's Scouting Magazine from Keith Howell of Peeblesshire. Dib dib dib!pic.twitter.com/E15wGtRomX
A letter in today's Isvestia from Keith Howell of Peeblesshire.pic.twitter.com/hbSq1FqPqY
A letter in today's Watchtower from Keith Howell of Peeblesshire.pic.twitter.com/PUykA9f91q
Thank-you Ma'am. We like to keep ordinary Scots informed about what their betters are thinking.
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