{"id":9910,"date":"2016-09-21T09:31:54","date_gmt":"2016-09-21T08:31:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=9910"},"modified":"2016-09-21T09:31:54","modified_gmt":"2016-09-21T08:31:54","slug":"celtic-diary-wednesday-september-21-new-technology-is-the-way-forward","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=9910","title":{"rendered":"Celtic Diary Wednesday September 21: New Technology Is The Way Forward"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve already seen the introduction of goal mouth technology to help referees decide on whether or not the ball has crossed the line, but those cheeky scamps at the University of Calgary have come up with a way around it&#8230;simply put the ball in there without it crossing the line.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>In a &#8220;major step&#8221;\u00a0toward practical quantum networking, researchers at the University of Calgary have successfully demonstrated the teleportation of a light particle&#8217;s properties between their lab and the city&#8217;s downtown area, six kilometres away.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;What is remarkable about this is that this information transfer happens in what we call a disembodied manner,&#8221; said physics professor\u00a0Wolfgang Tittel,\u00a0whose team&#8217;s work was\u00a0<a style=\"font-weight: bold; color: #115278;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nature.com\/nphoton\/journal\/vaop\/ncurrent\/full\/nphoton.2016.180.html\">published<\/a>\u00a0this week in the journal Nature Photonics.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Our transfer happens without any need for an object to move between these two particles.&#8221;\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>By using a portable version of this device, Dorus De Vries can simply have the ball &#8220;teleported &#8221; straight into his hands from the strikers boot, which frankly is his best chance of keeping a clean sheet.<\/p>\n<p>The lesser leg of the domestic treble-at least according to some-returns tonight with alloa Athletic the visitors to Celtic Park. The skewed seeding system of this tournament makes it by far the easiest to win, requiring only four wins from four games, although that has proved a bit much recently for the Hoops, there are signs that this year could be our year.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not been the happiest of hunting grounds over the years for Celtic, with just fifteen wins since 1946-47, when the tournament started. The hoops have also been runners up fifteen times, and remarkably , have only won it three times in the twenty first century.<\/p>\n<p>And, of course, you can&#8217;t have a treble without the League cup.<\/p>\n<p>The competition has never quite held the attraction of the Scottish cup, but then again, the SPFL, who run the tournament, are not exactly noted for promoting the league either, but the quickfire one game only style has been adopted elsewhere, as it is ideal for television, with a result guaranteed and the drama of penalties always likely.<\/p>\n<p>And it does give the wee teams a chance of silverware, as one off day by the big guns, and they are out. Look at the list of recent \u00a0winners, which includes Kilmarnock-still can;t work out how that happened-, St. Mirren and current holders Ross County. It&#8217;s what cup football is all about.<\/p>\n<p>For instance, in the search for tv drama, \u00a0last night BT Sports showed the tie between struggling Premier side &#8220;rangers &#8221; and high flying first division Queen of the South, which promised to be a close run affair, but didn&#8217;t turn out that way due to a rampant and resurgent Ibrox side and a referee interpreting the rules in his own unique way.<\/p>\n<p>The Celtic Alloa tonight doesn&#8217;t show the same promise, but there is always the chance of an upset.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/e0.365dm.com\/16\/08\/16-9\/20\/dorus-de-vries-celtic_3765517.jpg?20160815174555\" alt=\"Image result for dorus de vries\" \/><\/p>\n<p>There is a solution to the goalkeeping issue, as it now seems that Brendan Rodgers, presumably to make the season more interesting, is going to stick with De Vries.<\/p>\n<p>First, we need to help him with his handling&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/BqXC7Q-IUAATTf5.jpg\" alt=\"Image result for kenny everett big gloves\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Then, he needs to be able to make himself bigger, to present more of an obstacle to forwards.. perhaps with an alteration to his shirt..<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-CFcujoMwpeU\/UA5LZXDl3eI\/AAAAAAAAEko\/kAjp5tJrdi8\/s1600\/Hasbro+Marvel+Universe+Toys+R+Us+SDCC+Exclusive+X-Men+X-Factor+Collector+Team+Pack+Set+Cyclops+Jean+Grey+Iceman+Angel+Sinister+Apocalypse+One+Per+Case+(25).JPG\" alt=\"Image result for man with wings\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Though to be fair, it wouldn&#8217;t hurt if the defence dug in and offered more protection..<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i1080.photobucket.com\/albums\/j329\/Brock7142\/f04da2db148413ee71b203_zps885lh12l.jpg\" alt=\"Image result for soldier in armoured car\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Whatever we do, there shouldn&#8217;t be too many surprises tonight. Alloa boss Jack Ross is realistic about his sides chances.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">\u00a0<em>\u201cI read quite a lot of Brendan Rodgers\u2019 comments prior to the Barcelona game last week and they were all sensible.\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><em>\u201cTo be honest, I could have copied and pasted them for myself ahead of this week\u2019s game, because they are very similar.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><em>\u201cI dare say the disparity between ourselves and\u00a0<a style=\"font-weight: 400; font-style: inherit; color: #ed002d;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.dailyrecord.co.uk\/all-about\/celtic-fc\" target=\"_blank\" data-action=\"celtic-fc\" data-content-type=\"section-topic\" data-track=\"false\" data-type=\"inline\" data-word-count=\"1\">Celtic<\/a>, in terms of turnover and budget, etc, is probably a great deal larger than that between Celtic and Barcelona.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><em>\u201cSo, that just shows you the size of the task we have.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><em>Mind you, if he plays that goalkeeper, I&#8217;ll just tell the lads to keep lobbing shots at him. He&#8217;s bound to miss a couple.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">Whilst there is always the temptation to rest players when the League Cup comes around, and with no win in two now the form statistic, a good convincing win and performance is essential tonight, just to get the confidence back, but to be honest, the players were showing signs of tiredness at Inverness, so maybe we should freshen things up.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">Bringing back Craig Gordon would be an idea, he&#8217;s had his mick up the arse, lets see how he reacts to it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">Christian Gamboa could take the right back slot, with Emilio Izaguirre on the left. It&#8217;s important to keep Izaguirre interested, as we will need him at some point this season.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">Eoghan O&#8217;Connell and Jose Simunovic could be the centre backs, but maybe its time to play Sviatchenko and Simunovic, as they are undoubtedly our best bet for a long term central defence.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">Armstrong Henderson and MacGregor in the middle ? Certainly wouldnt be short on energy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">And how about Roberts-he is still short of match fitness, Mackay Steven, if fit, and Ciftci up front ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">With that sort of line up, the manager will see who is interested in fighting for a place in the team, and who isn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">One player i&#8217;ve not included in that possible line up is Keiran Tierney, which will no doubt annoy him. He wants to win this tournament, and explains why..<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><span style=\"color: #333333;\">\u00a0<em>\u201cThe final is early this year. It would be good for everyone\u2019s confidence to get a trophy won before Christmas. That would be great.\u201d\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">And Alloa ?<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"color: #333333;\"><em>\u201cThey\u2019re not going to come here and lie down. It\u2019s going to be a good game.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"color: #333333;\"><em>\u201cIt will be a dangerous match if we are not careful. We\u2019ve seen that before up at Arbroath. Anything can happen.\u201d\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"color: #333333;\">He&#8217;s keen, but reading between the lines here, perhaps a wee rest will do him good&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">\u00a0<em>\u201cI think some people forget I\u2019m still a young lad. Expectations are a lot higher for me this season but that\u2019s what you have to deal with as a footballer.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><em>\u201cThat\u2019s harder for me but all I can do is work as hard as possible.<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><em>\u201cA year ago the expectations were not high. I was just a young boy coming into the team.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><em>\u201cMaybe I had a bit more freedom but now everyone knows who I am and they expect me to play well.\u201d\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">There have been many, many youngsters who have broken into the first team, but who have, in the long run, failed to live up to early expectation. Tierney is the first one I can remember who has spoken of, and appears to be aware of, the work needed to remain there.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Maybe, just maybe, he will go the distance.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">Celtic should win comfortably tonight, though it will probably finish 2-0, with a scare or two in between.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">That&#8217;ll give Chris Sutton something to moan about, and I&#8217;m pleased. his wee spats with &#8220;rangers &#8221; have me feeling all left out.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">Elsewhere, and with Joey Barton claiming Celtic had tried to sign him, or at least shown an interest,<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><em>In his upcoming autobiography, Barton says that days before he signed for the Light Blues he \u201ctook a call from an agent, who had been contacted by Peter Lawwell\u201d, adding: \u201cThe message he conveyed was straight and to the point, \u2018Is there anything we can do together? Can we have a conversation?\u201d\u2019.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">the club, through Peter Lawwell, were quick to put the record straight.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><em>\u201cI think Joey\u2019s been had by a bit of a matchmaker here.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cI remember it well, we had just announced Brendan Rodgers as our new manager and I was with our company secretary in London at the time.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cAn agent called me saying that Joey was going to sign for Rangers but he would really prefer to come to Celtic and were we interested in signing him, but it wasn\u2019t something we wanted to pursue.\u201d\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;These things happen to players sometimes in football, but needless to say we wish Joey well at his new club.&#8221;\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So, thats how it works.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to start playing for a local pub team down here, to get my fitness back. However, I&#8217;d much rather play for Celtic&#8230;.can we have a conversation ?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i2.dailyrecord.co.uk\/incoming\/article4210866.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s615\/JS41587674.jpg\" alt=\"Image result for peter lawwell\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Thats a no, then.<\/p>\n<p>This week, back in 86AD, Antonio Pius was born. He went on to be a Roman emperor , before winding his career down after several years at Celtic in 86 BC<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/Css6v6DW8AAXLLE.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ichef.bbci.co.uk\/onesport\/cps\/624\/mcs\/media\/images\/66255000\/jpg\/_66255215_1647453.jpg\" alt=\"Image result for danny mcgrain\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">One wonders of there are any other Celts who played a part in history during previous lives&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com\/736x\/c3\/c9\/b3\/c3c9b361a8aba1565932e22396664c1b.jpg\" alt=\"Image result for judas iscariot 30 pieces of silver\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.dailyrecord.co.uk\/incoming\/article7765955.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s615b\/GD909648.jpg\" alt=\"Image result for maurice johnston celtic\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">There&#8217;s one right there&#8230;and also can you spot the evidence for reincarnation here ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/7\/7b\/Donkey_1_arp_750px.jpg\" alt=\"Image result for donkey\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"color: #333333;\" src=\"http:\/\/e0.365dm.com\/16\/08\/16-9\/20\/dorus-de-vries-celtic_3765517.jpg?20160815174555\" alt=\"Image result for dorus de vries\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">I&#8217;m not letting it go until he saves one, but I am prepared to wait..<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.relatably.com\/m\/img\/skeleton-waiting-meme-computer\/tumblr_inline_nth2fbNdv21sjs49f_400.jpg\" alt=\"Image result for skeleton at computer\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">\n<aside class=\"read-more-links\" style=\"color: #222222;\">A quick mention for the beleaguered Ibrox Evening Times reporter Chris Jack, who despite a lack of talent, managed to string together what has to be the most colourful way of saying &#8221; \u00a0&#8220;rangers &#8221; are shite but so are the rest of you &#8221; , simply by suggesting that Scottish teams should withdraw from the champions League.\u00a0<\/aside>\n<aside class=\"read-more-links\" style=\"color: #222222;\">You can almost hear the sobs as you read this;<\/aside>\n<aside class=\"read-more-links\" style=\"color: #222222;\"><\/aside>\n<aside class=\"read-more-links\" style=\"color: #222222;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/Css6jIgXEAA5xkg.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/>\u00a0<\/aside>\n<aside class=\"read-more-links\" style=\"color: #222222;\">Invites ? I could have sworn we had to fight through three qualifiers&#8230;<\/aside>\n<aside class=\"read-more-links\" style=\"color: #222222;\"><\/aside>\n<aside class=\"read-more-links\" style=\"color: #222222;\">There&#8217;s a wee bit of the dignified superiority complex about that statement&#8230;its almost like he&#8217;s saying that we should go and find a little guy to pick on.\u00a0<\/aside>\n<aside class=\"read-more-links\" style=\"color: #222222;\"><\/aside>\n<aside class=\"read-more-links\" style=\"color: #222222;\">Yesterdays caption competition asked about this..\u00a0<\/aside>\n<aside class=\"read-more-links\" style=\"color: #222222;\"><\/aside>\n<aside class=\"read-more-links\" style=\"color: #222222;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.guim.co.uk\/img\/media\/80f919f945b89409a8ca9b7238e888b76b0e0864\/24_97_5716_3429\/master\/5716.jpg?w=300&amp;q=55&amp;auto=format&amp;usm=12&amp;fit=max&amp;s=59d10d30dcbe853b604d05f06f2f3de1\" alt=\"The Rangers midfielder Joey Barton\" \/>\u00a0<\/aside>\n<aside class=\"read-more-links\" style=\"color: #222222;\">which drew a remarkable and commnedable reply from Etims colleague Desi Mond, a former student at the Royal College of Shakespeare, in Baillieston.\u00a0<\/aside>\n<aside class=\"read-more-links\" style=\"color: #222222;\"><\/aside>\n<aside class=\"read-more-links\" style=\"color: #222222;\">\n<div class=\"comment-meta\" style=\"color: #bbbbbb;\"><span class=\"comment-author vcard\"><cite class=\"fn\" style=\"font-weight: bold; color: #333333;\" title=\"http:\/\/www.etims.net\"><a class=\"url\" style=\"color: #333333;\" title=\"Desi Mond\" href=\"http:\/\/www.etims.net\/\" rel=\"external nofollow\">Desi Mond<\/a><\/cite><\/span>\u00a0<span class=\"published\"><abbr class=\"comment-date\" title=\"Tuesday, September 20th, 2016, 9:41 am\">September 20, 2016<\/abbr>\u00a0at\u00a0<abbr class=\"comment-time\" title=\"Tuesday, September 20th, 2016, 9:41 am\">9:41 am<\/abbr><\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<a class=\"comment-edit-link\" style=\"color: #333333;\" title=\"Edit comment\" href=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-admin\/comment.php?action=editcomment&amp;c=832563\"><span class=\"edit\">Edit<\/span><\/a>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<a class=\"comment-reply-link\" style=\"color: #333333;\" href=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=9895&amp;replytocom=832563#respond\">Reply<\/a>\u00a0\u2192<\/div>\n<div class=\"comment-content comment-text\" style=\"color: #444444;\">\n<p><em>To be a Hun, or not to be a Hun, that is the question:<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Whether \u2019tis Nobler in the bank to suffer<\/em><br \/>\n<em>The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Timdon,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Or to take Arms against a Sea of Hallidays,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>And by opposing end them:<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Career To die, career to sleep<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Play No more; and by a sleep, to say we end<\/em><br \/>\n<em>The Ibrox Heart-ache, and the thousand Natural shocks<\/em><br \/>\n<em>That old fitbaw Flesh is heir to?<\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u2018Tis a consummation, (not a First Communion mind)<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Devoutly to be wished.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Career To die, Career to sleep,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>To sleep, perchance to Dream of \u201cBread the Musical\u201d;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>aye, there\u2019s the rub,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>For in that sleep of Ibrox death,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>what Scouser dreams may come, \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>You can almost hear it being spoken&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/newcombat.net\/Conversation\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/Burtonhamlet2.jpg\" alt=\"Image result for richard burton hamlet\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Today, we move away from \u00a0classic drama, and on to classic comedy. \u00a0We gaze upon another couple of great actors and try to put words into their \u00a0mouths&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.telegraph.co.uk\/multimedia\/archive\/02161\/king_2161339b.jpg\" alt=\"Image result for dave king rangers\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Finally, we hear that Brendan Rodgers may well change the style of Celtic&#8217;s play after all, adopting a line up and formation similar to that of the Spanish national side. Their success is well documented, and it definitely works using the element of surprise.<\/p>\n<p>After all, nobody expects the Spanish in position.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn.someecards.com\/someecards\/usercards\/1323748019415_8439022.png\" alt=\"Image result for i'm here all week try the veal\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And on Saturday we&#8217;ll all be at Malones in Glasgow, drinking, \u00a0singing and playing merry japes. Join us if you can&#8230;.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/aside>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve already seen the introduction of goal mouth technology to help referees decide on whether or not the ball has crossed the line, but those&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":9911,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/maxresdefault.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2J7If-2zQ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9910"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9910"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9910\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9912,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9910\/revisions\/9912"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9911"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}