{"id":9609,"date":"2016-08-18T12:01:00","date_gmt":"2016-08-18T11:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=9609"},"modified":"2016-08-18T11:29:22","modified_gmt":"2016-08-18T10:29:22","slug":"etims-hunlines-180816","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=9609","title":{"rendered":"Etims Hunlines 18\/08\/16"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Its been a fun packed week and the Etims hotline is burning red&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>HUNLINES<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">HELLO&#8230;HELLO..CAN YOU HEAR ME CAUSE WE CANT HEAR ANYTHING &#8211; Hapoel Team, Deafstruck<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Oh this is what those nights are like..we had forgot to be honest &#8211; Celtic fans, everywhere<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">After taking the kids to school, i thought it only fair that I\u00a0 take the Hapoel keeper too &#8211; Leigh G<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I always expect wee Leigh to score given half a chance but there was nae need for the hug and kiss son, stick to Tinder &#8211; Brendan, Flattered but no interested<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I heard Leigh Griffiths just wants to be like me..any chance of a job swap? &#8211; Gary Hooper, The Dumps<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">So I&#8217;m like &#8220;Gies it Gies it&#8221;, you know me, I was just dying to get back to the Edinburgh Festival, I am Kulchir CSC &#8211; Broony<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Thats Scott Brown now made more appearance than any other Celt including me! Quality over quantity eh folks? &#8211; Big Billy<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Super sub&#8230;no just super thanks! &#8211; Moussa, Cloud 9<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Coming on for an injured Mikel Lustig&#8230;any chance Dafabet can have that as an in-play gamble please &#8211; Jankoman<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I loved scoring that goal, sadly the effort to lift my leg 2 foot off the ground had me knacked the rest of the game &#8211; Tom Rogic<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Apologies for that second 20 mins..you know what its like trying to get up off the couch after half time!\u00a0 &#8211; Celtic Team<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">A cracking &#8220;All in&#8221; Casino Tifo and the\u00a0 shirts sponsored by a gambling company&#8230;its a big conspiracy &#8211; Paranoid CSC<\/p>\n<p>Palestinian Flags at Parkhead&#8230;down with this sort of thing &#8211; Father Ted CSC &#8211; Israeli Branch<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Palestine Flags..Oh boohoo&#8230;.what you all wailing at!- Green Brigade<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Dont forget..it wont be long before Im back too&#8230;just saying like.. Wee Patrick, Light Training<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0And me! &#8211; Erik, Bench<\/p>\n<p>And me!! &#8211; Simo &#8211; Rehab<\/p>\n<p>And me!!!&#8230;what, what??&#8230;Too soon? &#8211; Dedryk, Main Stand<\/p>\n<p>Dont worry, we&#8217;ll be fine&#8230;sob &#8211; Kris and Efe, Taxi rank<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">( <em><strong>THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED LAST NIGHT AT PRESS CONFERENCE!<\/strong><\/em>)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Brendan, can i take this CL interview opportunity to ask you about Joey Barton &#8211; Scottish Hack<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Memo to self &#8211; have\u00a0 arsehole Hacks privileges removed &#8211; Celtic PR<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Memo to self &#8211; have arsehole Celtic PRs privileges removed &#8211; Ralph Malph<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Its been a fun packed week and the Etims hotline is burning red&#8230;. &nbsp; HUNLINES HELLO&#8230;HELLO..CAN YOU HEAR ME CAUSE WE CANT HEAR ANYTHING &#8211;&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":9619,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/caller.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2J7If-2uZ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9609"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9609"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9609\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9621,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9609\/revisions\/9621"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}