{"id":9516,"date":"2016-08-08T17:43:28","date_gmt":"2016-08-08T16:43:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=9516"},"modified":"2016-08-08T17:50:18","modified_gmt":"2016-08-08T16:50:18","slug":"etims-hunlines-080816","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=9516","title":{"rendered":"Etims HunLines 08\/08\/16"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The seasons back and so is Hunlines&#8230;the Etims phone has been ringing off the hook since the kick off to SPFL 2016-17&#8230;lets see what the callers had to say:<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">HUNLINES<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Im gonna show up this league &#8211; <strong>Joseph Anthony Barton &#8211; Saturday lunchtime<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Im gonna be the show up of this League &#8211; <strong>Joseph Anthony Barton &#8211; Saturday teatime<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Oh Joey Darling,.heres a model tip, shut your legs! &#8211; <strong>Helen Flanagan, Sinclair Towers<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The wee teams always raise their game at Ibrox. They did well to equalise &#8211; <strong>Martin Canning<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Aw naw Forrest is in the team! &#8211; <strong>Celtic fans everywhere ( <em>outside Ayrshire<\/em>) 14:00 Sunday<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We Love you James Forrest!! &#8211; <strong>Celtic fans everywhere\u00a0 ( <em>including Ayrshire<\/em>) <strong>14:23 Sunday<\/strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Look ref, I&#8217;ve fallen &#8211; <strong>Vic Reeves Walker, Tynecastle, Sunda<\/strong>y<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I tackled somebody and made them fall over, Me, Kieran Tierney?&#8230;. I cannae even capture a Pok\u00e9mon! &#8211;\u00a0 <strong>KT, Innocent Ave, Edinburgh<\/strong><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The Tynecastle ref has had a blinder, literally! &#8211; <strong>H Dallas, Bogle<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If I keep on hitting it and hitting it, will it work for me &#8211; <strong>Leigh Griffiths, Tynecastle 14:15-15:00<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It did for me! &#8211; <strong>Tiger Woods\u00a0 ex Wife, Florida<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Wheres Sinclair?, okay Clive, get on there and motor up the middle when wee Leigh remembers how to pass &#8211;<strong> Brendan Rodgers, 1980s fan!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Well done Scott!, That was the best walk on part since Kim Marsh came out the Rovers shower &#8211; <strong>Helen Flanagan, Sinclair Towers<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Another late win, another formation switch and yet\u00a0another sub scores\u00a0another winner&#8230;.he knows nothing that dud &#8211; <strong>Level5PR, Grumpyland<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Apparently we keep winning the games wae Tactics&#8230;what the hell are tactics? &#8211; <strong>Celtic fans, Bemused Ave<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Am I happy in Scotland. In all honesty no. At this rate of games I wont have any cigars left for Xmas &#8211; <strong>Toure Amos, Cool Street<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Following reports that\u00a0a Hearts fan tried to punch\u00a0someone from\u00a0Celtic\u00a0 and missed. We will take him into custody and give him some pointers for the next match &#8211;<strong> Lothian Police<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Why are folk slagging Sportscene when it looks like\u00a0it might only be 1 season we don&#8217;t have any Championship coverage! &#8211; <strong>J Sutherland, Princess Quay<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nae chance Im signing for Celtic&#8230;either my mates or big Wanyama would kill me! &#8211; <strong>Steven Davis, Sandy Row<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Any body want to buy some shits, I mean shirts..even Sports Direct couldnae sell that midfield &#8211; <strong>Big Mike, Cloud 9<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The seasons back and so is Hunlines&#8230;the Etims phone has been ringing off the hook since the kick off to SPFL 2016-17&#8230;lets see what the&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":9517,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/barton-1024x599.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2J7If-2tu","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9516"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9516"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9516\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9521,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9516\/revisions\/9521"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}