{"id":9210,"date":"2016-06-03T08:45:22","date_gmt":"2016-06-03T07:45:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=9210"},"modified":"2016-06-03T08:47:33","modified_gmt":"2016-06-03T07:47:33","slug":"celtic-diary-friday-june-3-ibrahimovic-resolution-12-and-more-good-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=9210","title":{"rendered":"Celtic Diary Friday June 3: Ibrahimovic, Resolution 12 And More Good News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>New Celtic signing Zlatan Ibrahimovic faced the press yesterday&#8230;..oh wait, thats next Fridays diary.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Odds on the Swede gracing us with his presence at Celtic Park dramatically shortened -from 80\/1 down to 5\/2 yesterday after a bookmaker found the Etims tweet from the other day, and after he&#8217;d already been stung with Celtic 7 Motherwell 0, he was taking no chances. Well, have you ever seen a skint bookie ?<\/p>\n<p>Then the plot thickened&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/Cj-elUVWUAAYCIh.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And thickened&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/Cj-eyqAXIAA1ou3.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>until it finally solidified&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"content clearfix\" style=\"color: #292f33;\">\n<div class=\"permalink-header\">\n<div class=\"follow-bar\">\n<div class=\"user-actions btn-group following not-muting including  \" data-user-id=\"153547757\" data-screen-name=\"Jinky71\" data-name=\"Hoopy McHoopface\" data-protected=\"false\">\n<div class=\"dropdown \"><button class=\"user-dropdown dropdown-toggle js-dropdown-toggle js-link js-tooltip btn plain-btn\" style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: inherit; color: #66757f;\" title=\"More user actions\" type=\"button\"><span class=\"user-dropdown-icon Icon Icon--cog Icon--medium\"><span class=\"visuallyhidden\">User Actions<\/span><\/span><\/button><\/div>\n<p><button class=\"user-actions-follow-button js-follow-btn follow-button btn\" style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: inherit; color: #ffffff;\" type=\"button\"><span class=\"button-text following-text\">Following<\/span><\/button><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><a class=\"account-group js-account-group js-action-profile js-user-profile-link js-nav\" style=\"color: #0084b4;\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Jinky71\" data-user-id=\"153547757\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"avatar js-action-profile-avatar\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/profile_images\/703583405951336448\/aLkBDcG1_bigger.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><strong class=\"fullname js-action-profile-name show-popup-with-id\" style=\"font-weight: bold; color: #292f33;\" data-aria-label-part=\"\">Hoopy McHoopface<\/strong>\u200f<span class=\"username js-action-profile-name\" style=\"color: #8899a6;\" data-aria-label-part=\"\"><s style=\"color: #b1bbc3;\">@<\/s><b>Jinky71<\/b><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"js-tweet-text-container\" style=\"color: #292f33;\">\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><em>My wife&#8217;s a teacher and 2 boys with the surname Ibrahimovic registered in the school today. \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">And there was confirmation he won&#8217;t be heading to Ibrox&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/Cj9hINWXEAQhPNe.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">\u00a0Since Brendan rodgers took over as manager at Celtic, it hasn&#8217;t rained in Glasgow. could this be down to the divine intervention of Zlatan, who is the only man on earth with a direct line to the Lord himself ?<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Look, at least on etims we know we talk shite. Someone else making headlines might do well to take those words on board.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">After his rant on the steps of Ibrox, John &#8220;Boozer &#8221; Brown will be having another of those mornings today;<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-webimages.wimages.net\/05139f59dcaf019160331bbbf7c213ca31e36e-wm.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Oh, he surpassed even his &#8220;where&#8217;s the deeds &#8221; ovation.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">When at Ibrox the other week, he was asked if he fancied doing a promotion for the sale of season tickets&#8230; which surprised even him,<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.dailyrecord.co.uk\/incoming\/article7521709.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s615b\/JS62150984.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">but he went for it anyway&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><em><span style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\">&#8220;I think you can see by what Celtic are doing, bringing in Brendan Rodgers, they must be really worried about the situation with Rangers back in the Premiership,\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-style: normal;\"><em>Celtic have downsized over the last couple of seasons, they&#8217;ve cashed in on the big players, and because Rangers were not in the Premiership, there was only ever going to be one winner and that was Celtic.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-style: normal;\"><em>\u00a0&#8220;Celtic fans want to keep winning titles to get to this 10 [titles in a row] that they&#8217;re looking for, which I don&#8217;t think they&#8217;ll achieve, but they&#8217;ve brought in Rodgers to keep that momentum going.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-style: normal;\">And losing the Cup final to Hibs will help them win the league!<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-style: normal;\"><em><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u201cI think that not being in Europe could be a help. The club has been out the top league for a number of years and to them throw in Europe, and I look at teams down south who have had to play on a Thursday night, Tottenham for instance, they were fantastic and then would come back to lose on a Sunday to teams they should have been turning over.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><em>\u201cI\u2019ve just felt it might not be a bad thing. The manager can focus on domestic football. I know the finances would have improved but for the manager to develop his squad, it will definitely help.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\"><em>\u201cNot playing in Europe will benefit a squad which last season was tight.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\"><em>\u201cI felt from my own experience of playing in Europe, we were going into intense games and then going into, with all due respect, the likes of Falkirk and Motherwell, and to get back up to that level, well it was the physical and mental side, there would be a lot of travelling, and getting back at four on a Thursday morning and then we were playing on the Saturday. There were no Sunday games.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\"><em>\u201cJust to get yourself back up there you might have been playing at 90 per cent, you would have been given everything but 10 per cent wasn\u2019t there. It had been taken away from you in a midweek game.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\"><em>\u201cSo I think that will be a benefit for the manager. If Rangers get into Europe next season then that would be great \u2013 but for this one focus on the domestic side of things and establish themselves back in the league.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Oh, he&#8217;s rambling again-that bit didn&#8217;t even make sense.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">What did you mean, John ?<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Too late. He&#8217;s fallen asleep.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cache1.asset-cache.net\/gc\/152757555-drunk-homeless-man-asleep-on-a-park-bench-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&amp;c=IWSAsset&amp;k=2&amp;d=xKf9xlTMcK41LcbMyD1yEFvAR5QbxHj2xWfPwTk8cdk0O8P3r3bW1V7E29mvh97I\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Of course, its all just a bit of media sponsored blurb to shift season books.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">And with Mark Warburton still missing in action, they had to find someone to do it.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Over on the light side of the city, there&#8217;s no need for any puff pieces, as reports indicate that celtic have sold around 46,000 books already-granted they may not be reliable reports-and talks are underway to build a second stadium at Cambuslang to cater for demand. The idea is that the hoops will play the first half of games there, returning to Celtic Park after the half time break, thus allowing for the sale of over 100,000 season books at least.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stream1.gifsoup.com\/view5\/2824885\/and-thats-a-fact-o.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">With the excrement dispenser in full flow over at Ibrox, where they still genuinely think they will challenge for their 55th title in 5 years, its great to see that Celtic are just getting on with things.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Brendan Rodgers is getting on with the job of Celtic manager, and invited Scott Brown over for dinner, and a chat.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\"><em>\u201cI had dinner with Scott at my house in London and it was great to have a real good chat.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\"><em>\u201cHe\u2019s been here a long time so he\u2019s been through good and tough times.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\"><em>\u201cSo it was good to get his opinion on how things are and how it looks for him at the club.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\"><em>\u201cObviously it was also a chance for me to introduce myself to him as the club captain and talk through my ideas and how I would like to work.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\">Ah, wait&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.police.uk\/static\/img\/crest\/metropolitan.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\"><em>03,23 \u00a0 Two men were spotted walking in the centre of the carriageway. Reports from motorists indicate they were arm in arm , each in possession of what appeared to be bottles of wine. They appeared to be singing about a &#8220;broad black Brimmer &#8221; . It also appears they knew where they were as one witness claimed they were singing about being &#8220;on the one road. &#8221; \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\"><em>Officers O&#8217; Malley and Doyle have been sent to investigate\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\"><em>04.11 \u00a0Officers O&#8217;Malley and Doyle request assistance. They specified that Officers Coogan, Murphy and the McDonnell twins would &#8220;fucking love this &#8221; \u00a0\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\"><em>06.30 Officer Ryan McDonnell reports that the situation is under control, no further assistance is required, and that &#8221; \u00a0its gonna be ten in a row<\/em>.<em> It&#8217;s magic, you know &#8221;\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><em><span style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\">Well, of the papers can get away with talking shite&#8230;\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">But Rodgers doesn&#8217;t go for the nonsense. He said simply..<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\"><em>\u201cI have spoken to a number of the players also but I\u2019m really looking forward to June 20, the first day back in and getting to meet all the players and talking through what we want to do going forward.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\"><em>\u201cThe staff will be in on and off up until that point because we\u2019re continually working in relation to our preparation but the players\u2019 first day is the 20th.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\"><em>\u201cThen the hard work begins and while it\u2019s going to be a long and tough season it\u2019s going to be an exciting one.\u201d \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\">Right, so we&#8217;ve the manager sorted. and he&#8217;s happy<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\">The players, as we noted yesterday, are happy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\">The support are over the moon.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\">But there&#8217;s a little nervousness around the Resolution 12 issue&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\">The Requisitioners have done their bit. The Advert in the Swiss paper has stirred the bowels of those accused &#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\">Stewart Regan was forced to speak out, he even claimed that the Requisitioners were happy, or at least he thought they were&#8230;Auldheid clears that up for us.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\"><em><span style=\"color: #797979;\">A bit of clarification on Mr Regan\u2019s statement with regard to requisitioners being happy that the licence was \u00a0granted properly at 31 March.<\/span><\/em><br style=\"color: #797979;\" \/><em><span style=\"color: #797979;\">The Resolution when written in 2013 mentioned the granting as well as administration and implementation of UEFA rules.<\/span><\/em><br style=\"color: #797979;\" \/><em><span style=\"color: #797979;\">However in following up it quickly became evident from the rules regarding tax that whilst a liability existed at 31st March no demand to pay did. That did not turn up until 20 May.<\/span><\/em><br style=\"color: #797979;\" \/><em><span style=\"color: #797979;\">So there was no point pursuing whether the tax was overdue \u00a0as UEFA define it at 31st March. There was no happiness involved.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><br style=\"color: #797979;\" \/><em><span style=\"color: #797979;\">The concerns were around the 20 May bill that became an overdue payable as UEFA define it by mid June and it is around the process at that time Res12 concentrated.<\/span><\/em><br style=\"color: #797979;\" \/><em><span style=\"color: #797979;\">However should the circumstances regarding the granting be fully investigated (but I doubt they will) then the skullduggery eyebrow might reach Roger Moore proportions.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\">but there are signs Regan \u00a0is worried..<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/foundersracing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/feet.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\">The job is half, maybe even three quarters done, and now its up to the club to show their hand.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\">They have all the information reuired to send to UEFA , enough to blow the SFA out of the water, and it appears they are still stalling.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\"><em>Dear Celtic,\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\"><em>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Its been a lovely summer so far. Don&#8217;t spoil it. Send the letter and tell the world you have sent it.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\"><em>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Signed, Ralph.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\">Do that, and the little fishes in the Clyde may well be overwhelmed with what comes down the pipe from Hampden.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\">Institutional bias is not a new thing, and aiming it at Ireland, it&#8217;s people or it&#8217;s beliefs has been around for a long time, as this picture from the now defunct Scottish umpire shows. Note the simian features of the Irishman, and the clean cut contrast of the Scot&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CkAQM4aUgAAOgo5.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\">\u00a0The second picture features St. Mungo, trying to bring together his warring sons&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\">some thigs will never change, unless you make them.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\">And now, its that time again&#8230;. it&#8217;s Friday, it&#8217;s&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-CrNyeKAWNiU\/VG-JmXuIlVI\/AAAAAAAAA3I\/UserFluxQj4\/s1600\/michael%2Bsmith%2Bknob%2Baward.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><span style=\"font-weight: normal; color: #000000;\">but before we announce this weeks winner, here&#8217;s last weeks proud recipient of what may well go on to be the most sought after award in Scottish football&#8230;\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><a href=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/?attachment_id=9211\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9211\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9211\" src=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/knob-of-the-week-keith-jackson.jpg\" alt=\"knob of the week - keith jackson\" width=\"850\" height=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/knob-of-the-week-keith-jackson.jpg 850w, https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/knob-of-the-week-keith-jackson-150x123.jpg 150w, https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/knob-of-the-week-keith-jackson-300x247.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">\u00a0There&#8217;s been a lot of competition again this week, as pundits , players and politicians offer a consistently high quality of entries, but the supreme effort of one man stands head and shoulders above everyone else.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">You thought he couldn&#8217;t top his &#8220;where&#8217;s the Deeds? &#8221; moment, but he has&#8230; as we outlined above.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">John Brown is this weeks Etims<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-udD07KsjW_Y\/UTCFLUbTGEI\/AAAAAAAAAYM\/bpy1fzmJYvkLtm_MbWTRTL5_mL5A4288wCKgB\/s1600\/adrian%2Blewis.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">We&#8217;ll see if our intrepid photographer can get a picture of him receiving the award.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">On to the caption competition from yesterday&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oldpicsarchive.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/A-Pioneer-Family-in-Loup-Valley-Nebraska-1886.jpg\" alt=\"A Pioneer Family in Loup Valley, Nebraska, 1886\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Step forward Scholzybhoy !<\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\"><strong>It&#8217;s The New Pioneers!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"TweetTextSize TweetTextSize--26px js-tweet-text tweet-text\" lang=\"en\" style=\"font-weight: 300;\" data-aria-label-part=\"0\">Think you can do better ? 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