{"id":9061,"date":"2016-04-30T10:37:40","date_gmt":"2016-04-30T09:37:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=9061"},"modified":"2016-04-30T10:37:40","modified_gmt":"2016-04-30T09:37:40","slug":"celtic-diary-saturday-april-30-come-on-you-bhoys-in-green","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=9061","title":{"rendered":"Celtic Diary Saturday April 30: Come On You Bhoys In Green"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Right, thats the dug walked, the hoose tidied and I&#8217;m away out.<\/p>\n<p>Shes at her work, and i&#8217;m away to watch the game.<\/p>\n<p>Not in Edinburgh, because I don&#8217;t fancy having my pockets picked or catching scabies.<\/p>\n<p>Celtic can clinch five in a row for just the third time in their unbroken history by beating Hearts today.<\/p>\n<p>And with beating, nay surging Hearts, thats how it can be done.<\/p>\n<p>All that came before doesn&#8217;t count. The whinging, the moauning, the you&#8217;re not ver good chants, the latter, granted , was mostly me, can all be put to one side as the National Health Service, already under strain, prepares the big fridge full of livers so that they can be handily dispensed to usually clean living individuals who might need one, say by about tea time.<\/p>\n<p>And we can forget about anything else.<\/p>\n<p>Its all about what happens on the park today.<\/p>\n<p>For instance, although we keep telling you who is going to be the next gaffer, in the Scotsman, Ronny Deila proved just how much he really doesn&#8217;t like John Collins, by suggesting that the sleekit two faced number two-see what I did there ? -could step into his shoes, and put up with all the shite that comes with the job&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u201cHe has been unbelievably important for me and has so much to offer. He is different from a lot of people in Scotland \u2013 he dares to speak and say what he means.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/em><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><\/p>\n<p>Putting that into perspective, my old English Granda, forty year down the pit, punched me square in the face when I suggested I should get a job a mile or two underground.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Keeping it short today, as I promised the wife I would clean the windows before i popped out to watch the game, she makes me do it as soon as we can&#8217;t see out of them, and I&#8217;ll need her later on to put the bail money up.<\/p>\n<p>All I have to do today is watch the game and drink beer, and not necessarily in that order,<\/p>\n<p>and no matter how it turns out, remember , things could be worse&#8230;<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Mark Warburton has admitted he has a job on his hands to improve Rangers\u2019 image in England &#8211; as most people still view the club as \u2018in distress\u2019<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><\/p>\n<p><em>And with the bank, and with prospective transfers, and with humanity in general.\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Whatever you do today, and wherever you watch the game, be safe, and don&#8217;t make an arse of yourself.<\/p>\n<p>Which is pretty much what she said to me this morning.<\/p>\n<p>Remember, you can&#8217;t get to ten if you don&#8217;t have five.<\/p>\n<p>Come on you Bhoys in Green.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d make this Diary a little longer, but kick off is in a couple of hours, and I can&#8217;t find my jacket.<\/p>\n<p>Have a good day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Right, thats the dug walked, the hoose tidied and I&#8217;m away out. 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