I’m doing todays Diary\u00a0on my phone. Said Ralph, getting his excuses in early. Which is not unlike Warburton, the Derby bound manager of the apparently biggest club on Scotland. His top men aren’t playing today which gives him a chance to excuse todays imminent mauling by telling his lapdogs that he had half ateam the pitch was terrible and the sun was in his keepers eues for the first four goals. You heading to the bookies today? I am. I need to see if the nag I backed in the national…something boru…is needing a lift back to Blackpool to resume its day job on the beach.<\/p>\n
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There may be one or two problems in todays diary with spelling and syntax as I am using my phone, having decided to spend the weekend on the sunny west coast of Scotland.<\/p>\n
That surprised you.<\/p>\n
The author understanding what syntax is.<\/p>\n
I was out on the town last night, and stumbled into a pub frequented by the undead. You know the type. You’ve seen An American Werewolf In London. They started singing about someone called Andy Halliday. I had a look on the interweb and he plays for ” rangers”. Then for some reason I felt it was a good idea to conduct them in a verse or two of Penny Arcade, a tribute to a stripper from Liverpool who had a big heart. I might need to check that bit I recorded that bit.<\/p>\n
They really are dumb.<\/p>\n
And astonishingly, they think they have a chance today.<\/p>\n
Stop laughing.<\/p>\n
This collection of has beens and never weres actually are carrying the hopes of thousands of supporters, some too young to have never actually seen the club they think they are following… If Ronny picks a team which wants to go out and prove a point, not only to is, but to the watching world on satellite tv, then that fabled 7-0 could be today. Though that will only happen if Celtic ease off on the second half.<\/p>\n
I’m keeping this short today. I need a bath and I need to make sure I haven’t caught the lurgy from that bar \u00a0last night. If you are at the game today, be careful. The wounded animal can bite, and it still thinks its hurting because we kicked it. Be safe and look after your pals. Pop into tjhe bookies. First goal 0-10 mins. Try to enjoy it. And Ronny, just get it done and shut those idiots up, in the media and in the pubs, once and for all.<\/p>\n
As for Feature image, this was doing the rounds yesterday, we’re not sure if its for the fans or the Police to be honest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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