{"id":8858,"date":"2016-03-29T10:13:05","date_gmt":"2016-03-29T09:13:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=8858"},"modified":"2016-03-29T10:13:05","modified_gmt":"2016-03-29T09:13:05","slug":"celtic-diary-tuesday-march-29-maybe-its-just-international-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=8858","title":{"rendered":"Celtic Diary Tuesday March 29: Maybe It&#8217;s Just International Week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Theres been a swathe of non competitive football over the last few days. Scotland won against the Czechs, the english beat the Germans, thus making them favourites for Euro2016,<\/p>\n<p>At least in England.<\/p>\n<p>And Carlton Cole played in a friendly. The game was live on tv, though I&#8217;m not convinced Cole was. We only signed hin a few moinths ago, and from his performance last night, and his sizzling debut against East Kilbride, its perfectly clear that no-one had watched him before he joined Celtic.<\/p>\n<p>At least not in the last couple of years.<\/p>\n<p>The player seemed to enjoy it;<\/p>\n<div class=\"Tweet-header u-cf\" style=\"color: #1c2022;\">\n<div class=\"TweetAuthor\" data-scribe=\"component:author\"><a class=\"TweetAuthor-link Identity u-linkBlend\" style=\"font-weight: inherit; color: inherit;\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CarltonCole1\" data-scribe=\"element:user_link\"><span class=\"TweetAuthor-name Identity-name customisable-highlight\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\" title=\"Carlton Cole\" data-scribe=\"element:name\">Carlton Cole<\/span>\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"Icon Icon--verified \" title=\"Verified Account\"><\/div>\n<p><a class=\"TweetAuthor-link Identity u-linkBlend\" style=\"font-weight: inherit; color: inherit;\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CarltonCole1\" data-scribe=\"element:user_link\"><span class=\"TweetAuthor-verifiedBadge\" data-scribe=\"element:verified_badge\"><b class=\"u-hiddenVisually\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2714<\/b><\/span><span class=\"TweetAuthor-screenName Identity-screenName\" style=\"color: #697882;\" title=\"\u200e@CarltonCole1\" data-scribe=\"element:screen_name\">\u200e@CarltonCole1<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"Tweet-body e-entry-content\" style=\"color: #1c2022;\" data-scribe=\"component:tweet\">\n<p class=\"Tweet-text e-entry-title\" dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><em>Thoroughly enjoyed that today. A big thank you to\u00a0<a class=\"PrettyLink profile customisable h-card\" dir=\"ltr\" style=\"color: #2b7bb9;\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Noble16Mark\" data-mentioned-user-id=\"2981511778\" data-scribe=\"element:mention\"><span class=\"PrettyLink-prefix\">@<\/span><span class=\"PrettyLink-value\">Noble16Mark<\/span><\/a>for inviting me down to celebrate with the Hammers Family. Lifted my spirits! \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"Tweet-text e-entry-title\" dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">They&#8217;ll be back on the floor again if he reads this&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"Tweet-header u-cf\">\n<div class=\"TweetAuthor\" data-scribe=\"component:author\"><a class=\"TweetAuthor-link Identity u-linkBlend\" style=\"font-weight: inherit; color: inherit;\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SMac_53\" data-scribe=\"element:user_link\"><span class=\"TweetAuthor-name Identity-name customisable-highlight\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\" title=\"Sean McGinlay\" data-scribe=\"element:name\">Sean McGinlay<\/span>\u00a0<span class=\"TweetAuthor-screenName Identity-screenName\" style=\"color: #697882;\" title=\"\u200e@SMac_53\" data-scribe=\"element:screen_name\">\u200e@SMac_53<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"Tweet-body e-entry-content\" data-scribe=\"component:tweet\">\n<p class=\"Tweet-text e-entry-title\" dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><em>Carlton Cole playing as if he retired 5 years ago, then you remember he&#8217;s playing for Celtic. Christ&#8230;\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"Tweet-header u-cf\">\n<div class=\"TweetAuthor\" data-scribe=\"component:author\"><a class=\"TweetAuthor-link Identity u-linkBlend\" style=\"font-weight: inherit; color: inherit;\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cammybhoy7\" data-scribe=\"element:user_link\"><span class=\"TweetAuthor-name Identity-name customisable-highlight\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\" title=\"Cameron Bruce\" data-scribe=\"element:name\">Cameron Bruce<\/span>\u00a0<span class=\"TweetAuthor-screenName Identity-screenName\" style=\"color: #697882;\" title=\"\u200e@cammybhoy7\" data-scribe=\"element:screen_name\">\u200e@cammybhoy7<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"Tweet-body e-entry-content\" data-scribe=\"component:tweet\">\n<p class=\"Tweet-text e-entry-title\" dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><em>Carlton Cole plays in a testimonial full of 40+ year olds and is the worst player\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"Emoji Emoji--forText\" title=\"See-no-evil monkey\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/abs.twimg.com\/emoji\/v2\/72x72\/1f648.png\" alt=\"\" \/>What have we become&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"Tweet-header u-cf\">\n<div class=\"TweetAuthor\" data-scribe=\"component:author\"><a class=\"TweetAuthor-link Identity u-linkBlend\" style=\"font-weight: inherit; color: inherit;\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ciaraned\" data-scribe=\"element:user_link\"><span class=\"TweetAuthor-name Identity-name customisable-highlight\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\" title=\"Ciaran Edelsten\" data-scribe=\"element:name\">Ciaran Edelsten<\/span>\u00a0<span class=\"TweetAuthor-screenName Identity-screenName\" style=\"color: #697882;\" title=\"\u200e@ciaraned\" data-scribe=\"element:screen_name\">\u200e@ciaraned<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"Tweet-body e-entry-content\" data-scribe=\"component:tweet\">\n<p class=\"Tweet-text e-entry-title\" dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><em>Carlton Cole I&#8217;m sure is the only active player in that West Ham all star team and he&#8217;s the one who looks the most short of fitness<\/em>\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"Emoji Emoji--forText\" title=\"Face with tears of joy\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/abs.twimg.com\/emoji\/v2\/72x72\/1f602.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"Tweet-header u-cf\">\n<div class=\"TweetAuthor\" data-scribe=\"component:author\"><a class=\"TweetAuthor-link Identity u-linkBlend\" style=\"font-weight: inherit; color: inherit;\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ScottMooooore\" data-scribe=\"element:user_link\"><span class=\"TweetAuthor-name Identity-name customisable-highlight\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\" title=\"Scott Moore\" data-scribe=\"element:name\">Scott Moore<\/span>\u00a0<span class=\"TweetAuthor-screenName Identity-screenName\" style=\"color: #697882;\" title=\"\u200e@ScottMooooore\" data-scribe=\"element:screen_name\">\u200e@ScottMooooore<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"Tweet-body e-entry-content\" data-scribe=\"component:tweet\">\n<p class=\"Tweet-text e-entry-title\" dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><em>Why is\u00a0<a class=\"PrettyLink profile customisable h-card\" dir=\"ltr\" style=\"color: #2b7bb9;\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CarltonCole1\" data-mentioned-user-id=\"412180849\" data-scribe=\"element:mention\"><span class=\"PrettyLink-prefix\">@<\/span><span class=\"PrettyLink-value\">CarltonCole1<\/span><\/a>\u00a0playing in this West Ham All Star game and not returning with the England squad from Germany?\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"Tweet-text e-entry-title\" dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Presumably a little tongue in cheek there, or maybe Scott Moore is actually on the Celtic scouting staff&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Jozo Simunovic won&#8217;t play again this season. The Balkan Boerrigter is another example of why Celtic&#8217;s signing policy isn&#8217;t working. As, indeed, is the original Dutch Boerrigter.<\/p>\n<p>Someone, somewhere is responsible for these signings. See if you buy a car, you test drive it. See if you buy a house, you go and walk around it a couple of times. Both of which cost considerably less than a footballer.<\/p>\n<p>If they don&#8217;t come up to scratch, if theres a problem with them, you go back to where you bought it from, or at the very least don&#8217;t ask the guy who recommended them to come up with any more stupid ideas&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Get the point ?<\/p>\n<p>Whatever happened to simply spending a month or two watching a player ? Talking to him, finding out about him ?<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, how the fuck can you expect to get an honest opinion out of an agent, who gets a cut of whatever you pay the player ?<\/p>\n<p>We may need a new manager, we may need a new coach, but way , way before that, we need a complete restructuring of the policy-presuming there is one-that is reckless at worst and lucky at best.<\/p>\n<p>Sure, there have been some successes, and sure they have made the club a fair few quid, but the gap between profit and loss grows smaller every time we bag a boerrigter, and when you add on the Scepovics and Ciftcis to that, something is clearly wrong.<\/p>\n<p>Someone at Celtic Park is living off his reputation, and it cannot be allowed to continue. Thats if that guy is still there&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>We do hear that things are about to change, and Celts are looking at bringing in players who don&#8217;t need to have insults thrown at them..<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CesXw0pW8AI0Rbt.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Scotland face Denmark tonight in another meaningless game, although for Celtic striker Leigh Griffiths its hard to believe there is such a thing..<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>\u201cThe way I\u2019m playing at the moment, I feel confident going on to the football park,\u201d\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>\u201cIt\u2019s a different environment at international level but I will still be going there confident of trying to make an impression. I have scored at 19s, 21s and for the \u2018B\u2019 side when I was 17\/18 so hopefully I can chip in with a goal in my next Scotland game.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>\u201cI have been lucky to play for Scotland but in terms of scoring I have still to do that. Hopefully that\u2019s just around the corner.\u201d\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">When he talks like that, in a subdued and polite manner, you know he will be bursting a gut to score for Scotland.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com\/564x\/fd\/6e\/23\/fd6e23d1d4d7b12f19766a996e346da3.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">As long as that&#8217;s all he bursts&#8230;without the talismanic forward, the rest of the season could be a little tricky. Perhaps he might consider getting one of those twenty four hour bugs? Or at least a ninety minute one.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">His direct opponent will be Erik Svaitchenko, which will give him practice playing against slower defenders, which will come handy for the Scottish cup game ahead, but the big Dane has other ideas&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>\u201cIt will be interesting going up against Leigh in a game. He\u2019s been such a key player for us at Celtic. I hope I can get some time on the pitch against him.\u201d\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Whats his plan ? The defender will know a little more about Leigh than most&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>\u201cLeigh\u2019s fashion sense? He comes into training in nice jogging suits \u2013 they always match. I would say Leigh can score the goals then maybe ask me for the fashion advice.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Fashion advice.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Don&#8217;t say I didn&#8217;t warn you. Goosebumps and fashion advice.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Of course, its all a bit of fun&#8230;isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>\u201cI saw him talking about my fashion sense in the newspapers. It\u2019s a good laugh and a bit of fun.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/qph.is.quoracdn.net\/main-qimg-ec29781418e0a8326a4378a417bc74c6?convert_to_webp=true\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Another Celtic will take part in that game, with young Keiran Tierney set to make his debut, ahead of the highly rated Lee Wallace.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Well, I read somewhere he&#8217;s highly rated. come to think of it, I&#8217;ve read everywhere he&#8217;s highly rated&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Club and country captain Scott Brown spoke proudly of the debutant..<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #333333;\">\u201cI\u2019d love to tell him I\u2019ve taught him everything I know, but that\u2019s a load of rubbish, The wee man has great spirit and enthusiasm.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #333333;\">\u201cThat\u2019s what makes him the player he is, a will to win and a desire to make that tackle.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #333333;\">\u201cHe\u2019s not scared of anyone, that\u2019s what is brilliant about him. He just wants to play football, he is honest and a great pro as well.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #333333;\">Stuart McCall, one of Strachans coaching team , called Tierney &#8220;son of Broony &#8220;, a throwback to his time at another club which specialised in interbreeding, and of course Brown was quick to dismiss the charge.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cThat\u2019s probably not the proudest moment of his career so far, being called that by Stuart McCall.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cBut he\u2019s got a left foot, which I definitely don\u2019t have.\u201d\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>That does explain rather a lot&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cache2.asset-cache.net\/gc\/106915188-young-man-with-left-foot-which-was-amputated-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&amp;c=IWSAsset&amp;k=2&amp;d=hrP2aTtlljuTp4I6mbOFPMSOK7wD7sYYR1etyZrigo7qrVa7nHBn5aUVLXqNzHDb\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #333333;\">\n<p style=\"color: #333333;\">McCall was warned not to say<em> &#8220;son of &#8221; \u00a0in any context a<\/em>gain, as Leigh Griffiths overheard and required sedation and re-assurance.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #333333;\">\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Good luck to all the Celts involved in the remaining international matches..and we look forward to a statement from the club when they&#8217;re all done&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.azquotes.com\/picture-quotes\/quote-i-counted-them-all-out-and-i-counted-them-all-back-brian-hanrahan-70-96-76.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Celtic are looking for a couple of restuarant managers&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #454545;\"><em><b style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Principal Tasks: (You will be asked to work all Celtic FC 1st\u00a0team home matches held at Celtic park).<\/b><\/em><\/p>\n<ul style=\"color: #454545;\">\n<li><em>To manage hospitality suites as required.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>To deliver service excellence through the implementation and achievement of agreed standards.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>To instigate, develop training as required.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>To review, maintain and make recommendations for improvements in standards of service.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>To oversee stock control procedures.\u00a0<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>To maintain the highest standards of security in relation to stocks and cash.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>To ensure Company Health, Safety and Hygiene standards are consistently adhered to.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>To establish and maintain a performance culture.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>To create and maintain effective working relationships.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>To ensure we satisfy and surpass our customer expectations. \u00a0<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>So he&#8217;d have to work during all Celtics home games&#8230;.which leads me to think he would not be a Celtic fan.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll have to hope they do a thorough background check. A really thorough background check. We could get the guy who checked out Cole, or Boerrigter, or Simunovic&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Did you enjoy your Easter break ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">This Celtic fan walked out of a pub. Honest, it could happen&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">I got a bit of a shock, the local paper reckoned my barber has been arrested for selling cocaine. Fancy that, he was a barber.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">I was out on Friday and got talking to two young Thai lassies, who were rather friendly and told me that if I wanted to spend some time with them I could&#8230; I felt I&#8217;d won the lottery.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Six matching balls.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">And on Sunday there was chaos at the chapel..<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CeoGqNHXEAEXuKK.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Anyone been paying attention to the row over equal pay in tennis ? Have to say, at least one of them deserves it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CeODsipW8AAOo2b.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">A few days ago-it seems so long ago now, we had this winner..<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ton.twitter.com\/1.1\/ton\/data\/dm\/713306194413297667\/713306194438463489\/k7XPtfcR.jpg:large\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">From Friday we had this one&#8230; which will be up tomorrow, as it appears Charlie Saiz isn&#8217;t getting up till tomorrow either&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">And today, you&#8217;ll need to be at your best to match that sort of quality with this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oldpicsarchive.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Testing-of-1.4-million-volt-X-ray-machine-1941.jpg\" alt=\"Testing of 1.4 million volt X-ray machine, 1941\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Might stop in by the fireplace today&#8230;I kid you not, this is the weather just up the road from me , A53 Leek To Buxton&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CetELFaW4AEY0c6.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Thats one beer garden I&#8217;ll give a miss anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Theres been a swathe of non competitive football over the last few days. 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