{"id":8677,"date":"2016-02-23T16:48:59","date_gmt":"2016-02-23T16:48:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=8677"},"modified":"2016-02-23T16:48:59","modified_gmt":"2016-02-23T16:48:59","slug":"mark-warburton-does-mastermind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=8677","title":{"rendered":"Mark Warburton Does Mastermind!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Host:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 And your name is?<\/p>\n<p>MW:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Mark Warburton<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Host:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Occupation?<\/p>\n<p>MW:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Football manager<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Host:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Specialist topic?<\/p>\n<p>MW:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Making excuses and talking any old made up shit. Fairytales is also a favourite of mine.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Host:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Your questions start now&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Host:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 If someone starts a sentence with \u201cI don\u2019t like making excuses\u201d what will they traditionally follow that up with?<\/p>\n<p>MW:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 An excuse<\/p>\n<p>Host:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Correct<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Host:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 If a clubs under 20 team is 8<sup>th<\/sup> in the league table and 25 points behind the team at the top what is the best course of action a) Get new coaches in to fix it or b) Scout and coach better youth players?<\/p>\n<p>MW:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Disband the league altogether<\/p>\n<p>Host:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Correct<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Host:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 A footballer is injured after falling heavily. What do you do?<\/p>\n<p>MW:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Blame the pitch<\/p>\n<p>Host:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Correct<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Host:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Finish the sentence. Weebles wobble but they don\u2019t&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>MW:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Wibble<\/p>\n<p>Host:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Correct<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Host:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 A team plays badly. What is a manager\u2019s next immediate course of action?<\/p>\n<p>MW:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Get Chris Jack to write a positive article about the manager<\/p>\n<p>Host:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Correct<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Host:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Who would win, Rangers or Sevco?<\/p>\n<p>MW:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Wibble<\/p>\n<p>Host:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Correct<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Host:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Where is Dave King\u2019s warchest located?<\/p>\n<p>MW:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Inside Mr Struth\u2019s bowler hat<\/p>\n<p>Host:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Correct<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Host:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Narrowing a football pitch is the same as?<\/p>\n<p>MW:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Changing the size of the goals<\/p>\n<p>Host:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Correct<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Host:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Finish the song. \u201cSame old Alloa&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<p>MW:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cAlways cheatin\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Host:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Correct<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Host:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Your team loses 3-1 at home to St Johnstone. 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