{"id":8631,"date":"2016-02-10T08:04:25","date_gmt":"2016-02-10T08:04:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=8631"},"modified":"2016-02-10T08:04:25","modified_gmt":"2016-02-10T08:04:25","slug":"celtic-diary-wednesday-february-10-second-coming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=8631","title":{"rendered":"Celtic Diary Wednesday February 10: Second Coming ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over the last few days, I&#8217;ve been ploughing my way through a number of articles, emails and comments in order to try to work out whats going wrong at Celtic. We can all agree that something is.<\/p>\n<p>Whats to be done to fix it ?<\/p>\n<p>Lets put ourselves into the shoes of owner sometimes operator Dermot Desmond.<\/p>\n<p>We know from past experience he only steps in when he feels he has to.<\/p>\n<p>We think, judging by the way the wind is blowing-and there&#8217;s been a lot of it lately-he&#8217;s already started to make waves, along with another billionaire board member, Dennis \u00a0O&#8217;Brien .<\/p>\n<p>I know.<\/p>\n<p>Lets allow our imaginations to run riot&#8230;<\/p>\n<p id=\"yui_3_16_0_1_1455086873094_3487\" style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>Dermot Desmond and Denis Obrien, most of you will know that these guys are our 2 majority shareholders and that by\u00a0adding up these 2 bhoys bank accounts you would be rounding up to the closest billion. \u00a0We also know that at least one of these men enjoy a round of golf most days of the week and enjoys the odd trip to turin to hand out 50 euro notes&#8230; what is also known is one of these men have influence at the corridors of power at the irish fa and is actively funding the current managerial dream team of Martin Oniell and Roy Keane for the Irish national team\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static3.fjcdn.com\/comments\/Blank+_f63f498f2d7fa4748a9828ca8f47ab39.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p id=\"yui_3_16_0_1_1455086873094_3488\" style=\"color: #000000;\">\n<p id=\"yui_3_16_0_1_1455086873094_3481\" style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>Now for the purpose of this story lets imagine that the MSM in Dublin actually enjoy seeing there flag carriers performing well on the big stage. \u00a0Lets imagine that on the eve of their team&#8217;s trip to France they wouldn&#8217;t dream of publishing a story that would have no other effect but negative on the national teams players. \u00a0Lets also imagine a scenario where our majority shareholders do care about the fortunes of\u00a0\u00a0the club they call their own, a club that they support and attempt to have the best interests at heart&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static3.fjcdn.com\/comments\/Blank+_f63f498f2d7fa4748a9828ca8f47ab39.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p id=\"yui_3_16_0_1_1455086873094_3482\" style=\"color: #000000;\">\n<p id=\"yui_3_16_0_1_1455086873094_3494\" style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>Celtic&#8217;s drastic fall from the last 16 of the champions league to laughing stock in the Europa League has not gone un-noticed with oor Dermot. \u00a0We hear that after the Ross County debacle our man was straight on the phone demanding that action was taken to save the season.\u00a0 Imagine for this story the head teacher telling the deputy that his little project has failed and that he would be advising what actions will be implemented for the forthcoming new term to improve on performance and attendance\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static3.fjcdn.com\/comments\/Blank+_f63f498f2d7fa4748a9828ca8f47ab39.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">So far, we&#8217;re keeping it barely credible, but its our imagination, and we can take it where we want to&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>\u00a0An agreement in principal that will see the return of the Messiah Martin Oniell with Roy Keane as his assistant has been struck that will see the pair take over the reigns immediately after the Irish national teams interest in Euro 2016 has ended.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Perhaps Desmond has noticed his toy is broken, and if he wants to play with it again, he&#8217;ll need to send it off to be fixed. More importantly, it can&#8217;t be fun for him if his pals on the golf course keep pointing at him and laughing. Thats serious stuff, you know.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">A couple of our lads from the Lennon CSC were in dublin at the weekend, and my lad is still over there. Not that I&#8217;m saying that this is where the story has come from, especially as our CSc memebers struggled to remember what time the plane left Liverpool, so anything they would have been told would have been long forgotten.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">And my son is an idiot, with an over active imagination.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Don&#8217;t know where he gets it from.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">So, with Kleenex sales going through the roof near the home of regular contributor Monti the Zuma, it appears that Martin O&#8217;Neill may make an appearance in the hot seat again, which will give him an opportunity to finally achieve something in a team which doesn&#8217;t contain Henrik Larsson.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">But what will happen until then, if indeed there is any truth in the story ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Which, of course, there isn&#8217;t. Its merely the product of an over active imagination.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Several sources are predicting that Ronny deila won&#8217;t last the week, some even say he won&#8217;t last today.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Of course, if the board were to come out and state that his job was safe and ask if we could please stop all this tittle tattle , then we&#8217;d know it was all bollocks and we could turn our imagination to more , er, interesting things, which also could involve tissue paper, but nothing has , at the time of writing, been ventured in that direction.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">So, despite winning two trophies so far, and being at the top of the league and still in the cup, it appears the experiment is over. Patience and sticking with a plan are just two things that don&#8217;t happen with this board, especially if there&#8217;s any chance they can abandon it with a move to deflect away from their own sorry performances.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">As such a statement has not been forthcoming, we can only assume that a replacement has either been appraoched, such as another drunk claimed, in Gordon Strachan, or there was more behind the appointment of Davie Hay and Tom Boyd as club ambassadors.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/Caydg3iWcAEg6y_.jpg\" alt=\"Embedded image permalink\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Is this the new triumvirate to take us to five in a row ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">There is not a single Celtic supporter who would not get behind these guys, McNeill as figurehead, Hay as manager, and Boyd as coach. especially where the defence is concerned.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Boyd, in the style of a prime ministerial candidate , went out of his way to support the manager yesterday,<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CazPVvWWcAApcb0.jpg\" alt=\"Embedded image permalink\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CazPVvXWAAA_tcF.jpg\" alt=\"Embedded image permalink\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CazPVvgW0AASZls.jpg\" alt=\"Embedded image permalink\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CazPVvaW8AERib1.jpg\" alt=\"Embedded image permalink\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Textbook stuff, but at least with Boyd you know he means it. He cares deeply about Celtic, as he revealed not exactly exclusively, in the podcast he did with us a while back.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">however, he didn&#8217;t add<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>&#8221; I have no interest in the job myself, or any job other than the one i have, but if others felt that I would be better serving the club in another position, I would have to consider it. &#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Largely because no one has asked him yet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">If steadying the ship is whats needed, then these three, with Boyd and Hay in active roles, are probably the best hands to have on the rudder.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Personally, I&#8217;d like to see these two replace Collins and Kennedy, but my feeling is its gone too far for that now.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">And O&#8217;Neill without a chequebook or Larsson ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Well, he will be given some money, but not as much as before, and no doubt he will have to sell, if only so everyone can fit in the dressing room, but I suppose it won&#8217;t be dull around here next season.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">And with Roy Keane alongside him, at least the media will be a little more careful with their words.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Theres someone else who wants to be in on things at Celtic Park as well&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"color: #333333;\">\u00a0<em>\u201cI have spoken to Peter Lawwell about maybe helping the club in the future. He knows I am always ready for Celtic.<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"color: #333333;\"><em>\u201cI have known him a long time and I can help get players.<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"color: #333333;\"><em>\u201cI work for a bigger agency in Slovakia now. There is more money to invest. But it is hard to find the very best players.<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"color: #333333;\"><em>\u201cWith the money that Real Madrid, Barcelona and Bayern Munich have, how can you compete and get these players at 16?<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"color: #333333;\"><em>\u201cEven in Slovakia and the Czech Republic, the best teenagers are already with the biggest clubs.<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"color: #333333;\"><em>\u201cBut Celtic do have a chance of getting players between 18 and 21.<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"color: #333333;\">Lubomir Moravcik, the man who joined Celtic when it transpired we couldn&#8217;t afford a proven talent like john Spoencer, has thrown his hat into the ring and has offered his services as a scout over in Eastern Europe.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"color: #333333;\">Its worth noting that only piss poor Scottish hacks were ignorant of the great mans abilities on the field, and in Europe the man is recognised for what he was, one of the best number tens in the business. When he joined Celtic,he had 76 appearances for Czechoslovakia under his belt, and when he retired, they disbanded country.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"color: #333333;\">If he were to recommend Celtic to a young player, then they would listen.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"color: #333333;\">Are we putting the band back together here ?<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"color: #333333;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/40.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lor0xfR8N41qmuf25o1_1280.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"color: #333333;\">Well ? Its my imagination, I can take it where i want to.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"color: #333333;\">\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"color: #333333;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allmystery.de\/i\/t9a756b_TheBluesBrothers11.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"color: #333333;\">\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Now, if you want some really good news that didn&#8217;t begin in my imagination, I got this from Tom Campbell, author of so many Celtic books, this morning;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>I went for my check-up today, and had an x-ray and ECG, and then met the heart surgeon. \u00a0He was very pleased with what he saw.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">And I am very pleased to report it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">The UEFA youth cup tie between Celtic and Valencia will be live on BT Sport at 5pm today. The game will be played to a conclusion, and the winners will go through to the last sixteen of the prestiguous competition.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">So thats your fix sorted until the weekend.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">And well done to the under seventeens, who kept a few of us interested yesterday when they recorded Celtics best win against a continental club yesterday, coming from behind to beat Benfica, no slouches themselves at this level, 3-2.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">This link takes you to Alkass Cup website, where the team had been competing. something the MSM had largely ignored, where you will find a quite inspiring match report,<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/Cax3tNRW8AAxv0r.jpg\" alt=\"Embedded image permalink\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/?attachment_id=8632\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8632\">Sensational Celtic subdue Brave Benfica<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Look, if that PR post at the club comes up, I&#8217;ll give it a shot. I can&#8217;t do any worse than the goons currently in the post. In these dark and confusing days, we need good news, no matter where it comes from.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Former shirt sponsors Tennents produced a quite amusing response to a customer when he wanted to host a party on their premises.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CaxBmqUXIAAy10n.jpg\" alt=\"Embedded image permalink\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">If they don&#8217;t give it to me, theres a job waiting for Mr. MacArthur at Celtic.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Come on, pout some bloody fun back into the game.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Todays caption competition concerns a superb shot of life in the east end of glasgow.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CazHRWgW8AABdo9.jpg\" alt=\"Embedded image permalink\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">No doubt someone will ruin the image with a witty and poignant remark. Hopefully, anyway.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #ffffff;\">\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Anyway, i&#8217;m away to chill out and have a go of this customised version of a popular board game;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img.class.posot.es\/en_gb\/2015\/05\/10\/MONOPOLY-RANGERS-FOOTBALL-CLUB-EDITION-NEW-NOW-25-POUNDS-20150510013719.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Its the same as the regular one, except you borrow the money from another game in order to play.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over the last few days, I&#8217;ve been ploughing my way through a number of articles, emails and comments in order to try to work out&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8633,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/martin-oneill-roy-keane-feature_3030880.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2J7If-2fd","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8631"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8631"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8631\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8634,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8631\/revisions\/8634"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}