{"id":8227,"date":"2015-12-01T11:08:58","date_gmt":"2015-12-01T11:08:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=8227"},"modified":"2015-12-01T11:08:58","modified_gmt":"2015-12-01T11:08:58","slug":"celtic-diary-december-1-its-the-pantomime-season","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=8227","title":{"rendered":"Celtic Diary December 1: It&#8217;s The Pantomime Season!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone in or around the Aldershot area ?<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a game on this Friday, and if you have nothing better to do, which if you live in or around Aldershot, you probably won&#8217;t, then how about popping along to this and letting us know what you think ?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CVE8SEMWcAAAC2w.jpg\" alt=\"Embedded image permalink\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">Last year the hoops lost to Manchester City on penalties, and they went on to win the competition. This year, Celtic lost the opening game 2-1 to Benfica, and now face Chelsea and Liverpool in the remaining games as they attempt to get out of the group stages.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">Benfica have completed their fixtures, and won all three, Chelsea beat Liverpool so a win against Chelsea and a draw with Liverpool will see the youngsters progress.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #666666;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">The new policy at Celtic is to bring our own players through. This tournament is a good indicator if how well that policy is working, and anyone who can get there might be able to give us an idea of how its coming along.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #666666;\">Thats one thing you could have a look at this month.<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #666666;\">Here&#8217;s another, and if I&#8217;m honest I&#8217;m not entirely sure what this is about;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #666666;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn.celticfc.net\/assets\/images\/news\/378391342a07dd08a9133f2716d24c8d\/f4b4cf77cf0886351356859e61431050.png\" alt=\"Team up with the Ghirls For Good in Paradise\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>WITH Ghirls for Good just under two weeks away, Celtic FC Foundation are delighted to confirm that there is now limited availability and the last batch of tickets are up for grabs.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>Last year\u2019s inaugural event was a huge success and our Ghirls created a wonderful, feel-good afternoon, celebrating all that is special about the Celtic Family.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Sponsored by Enchanted Forest and Friends and hosted Kenny McKay and Lisa Hague, this year\u2019s Ghirls for Good event takes place in the Kerrydale Suite at Celtic Park on Saturday, December 12 with arrival at 11.30am for 12noon.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The afternoon of fabulous festive fun will include:<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>a complimentary cocktail on arrival, courtesy of Perfect Parties<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>a delicious Christmas lunch<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>auction<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>silent auction<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>raffle<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>close up magic with Mark Gordon<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>live performances from Nicholas McDonald and Ryan Alexander<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>a festive DJ<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Christmas gift stalls<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>a visit from the main man himself, Santa Claus<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>We will also ask each gorgeous Ghirl to bring along a gift for a local child and these will be distributed to those who are sick or disadvantaged before the sleigh bells ring on Christmas Eve.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>All funds raised will support our 2015 Christmas Appeal, which reflects the very essence of why our Club was set up back in 1887. We are looking to assist around 200 local families facing poverty and hardship to provide a Christmas meal and gifts for the children and 10 charities who care for those experiencing the torment of homelessness or other disadvantage.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Tickets are priced at \u00a345pp with tables of 10 also available at \u00a3450. \u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Fair enough, it&#8217;s a charity do organised by and seemingly for women . Isn&#8217;t it ?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m an old fashioned sort of chap, and not too clever around the fairer sex, ever since a mix up on a blind date when I misunderstood the meaning of GSOH, which apparently doesn&#8217;t stand for great set of hooters, and I&#8217;m always uncomfortable when ladies are described as gorgeous in an ad.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s all a bit , well, awkward for me, but no doubt it will raise money for charity and I guess thats the point.<\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;silent auction &#8221; sounds like a winner, though, as open minded as i like to think I am, \u00a0I&#8217;m a little concerned as to the content of the &#8220;close up magic with Mark Gordon &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mind you, perhaps i&#8217;m still a little miffed that my idea of recruiting and training Celtic cheerleaders was turned down and reported to the police.<\/p>\n<p>So, Anthony Stokes.<\/p>\n<p>Cardiff<\/p>\n<p>\u00a3700,000.<\/p>\n<p>See if you can construct a sentence with those words, and then I won&#8217;t get the blame for making stuff up.<\/p>\n<p>As you are probably aware, the press have been conducting a campaign which is playing down anything Celtic and Ronny Deila achieve, and playing up anything Mark Warburton and his incarnation of the Rangers franchise manage to stumble into.<\/p>\n<p>For those of you who are unaware of how the press works, first of all , have a look a this , from Private Eye;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CVH9e2rWwAA1QCh.jpg\" alt=\"Embedded image permalink\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If that doesn&#8217;t convince you, or at ;least make you think twice about the guff that transpires as news these days, try this;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CVH9e3MWIAAl4Hh.jpg\" alt=\"Embedded image permalink\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So when this appeared in the Sun today, perhaps you shouldn&#8217;t take it at face value.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CVGflreWUAEZTNM.png\" alt=\"Embedded image permalink\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Although, to be fair, they are probably worried he will be pinched, and subsequently waken up and find out his time at Ibrox is not some kind of horrible dream and he&#8217;s stuck with it.<\/p>\n<p>It certainly sounds like he&#8217;s dreaming here. Or at the very least, under some sort of anaesthetic;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\">\u00a0<em>\u201cEveryone mentions that St Johnstone game but we have analysed it to death and it was one of those games. We had a lot of the football and didn\u2019t put our chances away. We made a couple of individual errors and got punished on the evening.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><em>\u201cWe would enjoy a Premiership tie, absolutely. People can hark back to the St Johnstone game all they want, we just get on with the game.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><em>\u201cWe have had a good season to date, we are in good shape, we are confident and whoever we draw we will look forward to it.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><em>\u201cWe were prepared then and were on a good run of form, we were scoring goals. It was just a game where we made a couple of individual errors and got punished on the night.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><em>\u201cThey scored with a great strike from a corner, a fantastic strike that nine times out of 10 would hit Row X but hit the back of the net. It is one of those things and we learn from it. I don\u2019t mind who we draw, we will look forward to it.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The draw he is referring to is the draw for the fourth round of the Scottish Cup, and he will be hoping that they don&#8217;t draw a full time team, because regardless of what he says, his side aren&#8217;t up to that level of competition yet.<\/p>\n<p>Though a tie , at ibrox , against Celtic, would certainly help the bank balance.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, though, there is no chance of that happening as it is an open draw and the chances of the two coming out of the hat together are minimal.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, the SFA have announced who will be helping them pull the names out of the hat today&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.tapatalk-cdn.com\/15\/09\/04\/59cf4bcc9d0a97e18a1085deeb864589.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not hinting at corruption&#8230;its difficult to keep outside influences away from sport.<\/p>\n<p>Look at the boxing. We hear that there may be an investigation into possible fixing in the Fury-Klitschko fight after it was revealed the big Ukrainian just had a new drive done.<\/p>\n<p>Still with the papers, and Tommy Boyd has been showing why he won&#8217;t be getting a gig with any of them anytime soon.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s been talking about the gap betwen Warburtons wonders and Celtic.<\/p>\n<p>And he was a little more realistic, as you would expect, than most;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><em>\u201cIt will be two or three years for them to get up and running to compete at the level Celtic are at.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #2c2c2c;\"><em>\u201cYes, Rangers are a better team than last season but look at Hearts. They\u2019re eight points behind and Celtic are still a better team than them.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Common sense . Reality. Truth , even ?<\/p>\n<p>They don&#8217;t like the truth over there, and as a consequence the Herald doesn&#8217;t want to give it to them.<\/p>\n<h1 class=\"super-large semi-loud\" style=\"font-weight: 600; color: #3f3f3f;\">Confirmed: Rangers oldco liquidators formally take &#8216;Big Tax<\/h1>\n<h1 class=\"super-large semi-loud\" style=\"font-weight: 600; color: #3f3f3f;\">Case&#8217; to a Supreme Court appeal<\/h1>\n<p>Waheyyy! They&#8217;re cheering the liquidators now !<\/p>\n<p>Wee Arra Peepil!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CVAE_zMWoAAMiOD.jpg\" alt=\"Embedded image permalink\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Er, no. Not quite.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re going to ask a couple of judges if there is any chance of they can appeal, an entirely different thing altogether.<\/p>\n<p>Still, it keeps the hordes happy until Kings contempt of court hearing next Tuesday, and of course, should the appeal be denied, then at least BDO can say they tried.<\/p>\n<p>If you are interested in the facts about whats going on, then who better to ask than Rangers Tax Case, who knows more than most, and here he points out the most important aspect of the story so far, which you won&#8217;t find in the papers.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/etims.net\/?attachment_id=8228\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8228\">Rangers Tax Case -The Story so Far<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Mind you, if you think the Herald \u00a0is bad, have a look at who they give column space to in the Mail.<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"color: #000000;\">Celtic fans can&#8217;t wait for Rangers to return to the Scottish Premiership&#8230; their world has become meaningless without them<\/h1>\n<ul class=\"mol-bullets-with-font\" style=\"color: #000000;\">\n<li><strong>Celtic&#8217;s world has become meaningless without Rangers to compete with<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>But their supporters will never admit that they want Rangers to return<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Celtic being top of the table means nothing without Rangers by their side<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s Adrian Durham !\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.onfieldsofgreen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Ad-angry.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Hang on&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.heraldscotland.com\/sites\/default\/files\/imagecache\/featured_image\/matthewLindsay.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Somewhere, theres a ginger haired chap sweet talking ladies into an evenings entertainment.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CVH_r9eXAAAaPhZ.jpg:large\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>He has to be stopped.<\/p>\n<p>By any means necessary. He is a clear and present danger.<\/p>\n<p>Anyhoo, as Matt Lindsay usually fills the world with shite, Durham wants to grasp the title of most annoying strawberry blonde back, and he does it by producing more shite than a bus load of drunks after a curry.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mol-para-with-font\" style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>I heard a tragic story recently about a man who had a beautiful and loving wife, but who couldn&#8217;t see the good in her. He longed for his single life, and so he sought a divorce, got one, and celebrated his new life on his own without the woman who had annoyed him so much.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"mol-para-with-font\" style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>Fast forward a few years and the man is a broken shell of what he used to be. His existence has become pointless. He still maintains he was right and that his life is good, but literally everyone either laughs at him or pities him.<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"mol-para-with-font\" style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>That sad man in denial is Celtic Football Club. They will never be man enough to admit it, but they didn&#8217;t realise just how meaningless their world would be without their closest neighbour, Rangers.<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"mol-para-with-font\" style=\"color: #000000;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/livloveblog.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/10\/wanker-ecard2.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I&#8217;m not going to reproduce the rest of his ramblings, suffice to know they don&#8217;t get any better, and thats because he&#8217;s talking about something he doesn&#8217;t know anything about.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Not that that would stop him, but he specialises in getting a reaction, and perhaps I shouldn&#8217;t react, but then I wouldn&#8217;t have had the opportunity to offer my opinion, since he accuses me of not being man enough to admit i miss the hordes of darkness.<\/p>\n<p>So, heres an open message to Durham;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/skullduggerytattoos.files.wordpress.com\/2014\/03\/fuck-off.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Now, please tell me what is going on here, at a Second Rangers training session&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/CVEk4YbVAAE6t6U.jpg\" alt=\"Embedded image permalink\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone in or around the Aldershot area ? There&#8217;s a game on this Friday, and if you have nothing better to do, which if you&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8229,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/theatre.jpe","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2J7If-28H","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8227"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8227"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8230,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8227\/revisions\/8230"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8229"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}