{"id":8114,"date":"2015-11-10T10:17:46","date_gmt":"2015-11-10T10:17:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=8114"},"modified":"2015-11-10T10:17:46","modified_gmt":"2015-11-10T10:17:46","slug":"poets-corner-and-a-bit-of-rap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=8114","title":{"rendered":"Poets Corner, And a Bit Of Rap"},"content":{"rendered":"

Charlie Saiz has put together some \u00a0rhyme.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

He doesn’t do it all the time\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

but when he does, it’s worth a look,\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

and thank him for the time he took\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

The first one…\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Funeral Blues International……by .Y.U Audit<\/strong><\/h3>\n
\n

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
\nPrevent the hacks from remarking with a lamb bone.
\nSilence the critics with the Lambeg drum
\nWe’re having a party, for the time has come.<\/p>\n

Let Auditors circle the crippling overheads
\nGreeting over SKY’s breaking news …Oldco are Dead,
\nAs Jim White mourns at the state of the Club he loves
\nLet the Crowns lead Investigator wear white forensic gloves.<\/p>\n

Fans Up North,the South ,the East and West
\nPartied all week to Simply The Best,
\nYon Bighoose,Chris Graham,Leggo they believed
\nRangers would last forever: now sadly all bereaved<\/p>\n

The 5 stars not valid now, All tainted every one;
\nBlinded at the Moonbeams in The Record &The Sun
\nHappy in delusion they clearly never understood
\nAvoiding paying Taxes means now it’s gone for good.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

And second, which has more of an eminem feel to it…<\/em><\/p>\n

Bampots and Nutters<\/h3>\n
\n

What do we do with this issue with Rangers?
\nThey took the gamble ignored all the dangers
\nDodging their Tax at the behest of a Porn King
\nTaking the plaudits as though it was the done thing
\nBringing in players that they could not afford
\nLoans from the Bank mounting debts all ignored
\nThe bold David Murray the brass neck of the man
\nFloating pitches,casinos were all part of his plans
\nHe called the shots had the press in his hand
\nGiven back pages to gloat on demand
\nNo one dare question the direction of travel
\nBut for Hugh Adam who warned it would unravel
\nIf only they had listened,taken stock, taken heed
\nThe Tax could have been paid and their Club not be deid
\nSo here we all pause on the end of a decision
\nThat’s causing some stress and plenty derision
\nThe Rangers have demanded that we all simply move on
\nFor the good of the game.. of course don’t get them wrong
\nNo need for stripping titles or erasing their fine name
\nFor they have given so much to a corrupt Scottish game
\nThe Stenograhers rally yet again round their chosen one
\nThe dicks from the Herald,Daily Record and Sun
\nBut the “bampots” the “nutters” out with their wee clique
\nWon’t let it happen as they think you’ve a cheek
\nFor over 100 years Rangers had it their way
\nIt’s time to take a stand and today is the day<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Charlie Saiz has put together some \u00a0rhyme.\u00a0 He doesn’t do it all the time\u00a0 but when he does, it’s worth a look,\u00a0 and thank him…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8115,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Poets-Corner.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2J7If-26S","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8114"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8114"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8114\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8116,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8114\/revisions\/8116"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}