{"id":8069,"date":"2015-11-06T16:29:12","date_gmt":"2015-11-06T16:29:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=8069"},"modified":"2015-11-06T16:29:12","modified_gmt":"2015-11-06T16:29:12","slug":"laughing-through-the-tears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=8069","title":{"rendered":"Laughing through the tears!"},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<p><strong>\u00a0Them&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>There once was a chancer named Dave<\/p>\n<p>Who tried to hide his cash in a\u00a0safe<\/p>\n<p>The South African Tax-Man laughed loud<\/p>\n<p>Said &#8220;Pay up or Go to The Pound&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And now King\u00a0grovels for cash like a slave<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>There once was an admin guy, Campbell<\/p>\n<p>Who left Ibrox and its bigotted Hell<\/p>\n<p>He got a\u00a0\u00a0sweet job at the SF of A<\/p>\n<p>But\u00a0he sat trembling all day<\/p>\n<p>Cause he knew he had an EBT as well<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Fat and sad, was the journalist Jim<\/p>\n<p>Whose career, lay like lamb bones in the bin<\/p>\n<p>He swallowed\u00a0Greens\u00a0spiel before his dive<\/p>\n<p>Then\u00a0sucked up to Dave King with Level 5<\/p>\n<p>Now hes left alone with a well worn out chin<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>At the Evening Times\u00a0is a journo named Jack<\/p>\n<p>Who&#8217;s clearly a blue blooded Hack<\/p>\n<p>Every day wee Chris puts\u00a0himself in such a\u00a0spin<\/p>\n<p>To take\u00a0instruction from \u00a0his\u00a0 lying hero Dave King<\/p>\n<p>Bent right over to near break his back<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>200 miles away sits big smiling Mike Ash<\/p>\n<p>Whose girth is as big as his stash<\/p>\n<p>When asked Mike &#8220;Why you so fat?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He said &#8220;Oh that&#8217;s simple that!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I eat a biscuit each time Rangers\u00a0hand me cash<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>\u00a0And us&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Thousands and Thousands watched on<\/p>\n<p>Another horror show under Nice\u00a0Guy\u00a0Ron<\/p>\n<p>Many cried out in despair<\/p>\n<p>Get someone else in there<\/p>\n<p>Its time that the Roar guy was gone<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>There once was a man name of Ronnie<\/p>\n<p>Whose defence, well it\u00a0was really no bonnie<\/p>\n<p>Yon Boyata was shite,<\/p>\n<p>Lustig\u00a0and Blackett no right<\/p>\n<p>The fans aw left Celtic Park melancholy<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>At half time, wee Gordon stood near the pitch<\/p>\n<p>He knew to slag Ronnie would just be a bitch<\/p>\n<p>But Scotland don&#8217;t play for a year<\/p>\n<p>So Wee Gordon could just fecking stay here<\/p>\n<p>And save us fans any more of this shit<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>There once was a Chief name of Pete<\/p>\n<p>Whose bonus was large and so sweet<\/p>\n<p>But the fans kept asking why<\/p>\n<p>Whats the long term plans of this guy<\/p>\n<p>When our stars f*ck off, down south, to the beach<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Them&#8230; 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