{"id":8061,"date":"2015-11-04T12:38:55","date_gmt":"2015-11-04T12:38:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=8061"},"modified":"2015-11-04T12:41:38","modified_gmt":"2015-11-04T12:41:38","slug":"hector-lines-ebt-special","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=8061","title":{"rendered":"Hector-lines EBT Special"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What do you mean have I seen the rule book on EBT\u2019s? You ain\u2019t seen me or the \u00a3500k right!<br \/>\n<strong>Neil McCann, c\/o SKYSports<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s more chance of the Scottish media finding Lord Lucan going for a pint with Shergar than there is of them questioning me over that \u00a36.3m!<br \/>\n<strong>Sir David, Charlotte Square<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ha ha ha&#8230;.you\u2019ve nothing on me. What do you mean they\u2019ll soon be releasing the names of the other unknown beneficiaries? Aw Naw!<br \/>\n<strong>Ally, Beechgrove Garden<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(Gulp!)<br \/>\n<strong>Walter, in hiding<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sorry&#8230;.closed&#8230;not answering questions right now. Don\u2019t know when we\u2019ll be open again!<br \/>\n<strong>SFA, Hampden<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Look, I did nothing wrong. I was only following orders and making a few quid in the process!<br \/>\n<strong>C Ogilvie, Brigadoon<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ach, side-letters, schmide letters. Send them to old Sandy Boy&#8230;..I\u2019ve got some tippex and a shredder handy!<br \/>\n<strong>S Bryson, Admin<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Wit the fcuks an EBT? Iz that no wan ay thay alien fings wi the lightbulb finger!<br \/>\n<strong>Bazza, Cumbernauld<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>About EBT\u2019s. All I know is one day I woke up with a bushy moustache and lots of money hidden under it years after I left Rangers!<br \/>\n<strong>Graeme Penis, Blackburn<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Chew&#8230;chew&#8230;\u00a31.7m is a lot to receive from an EBT&#8230;.chew&#8230;chew&#8230;..whit daft bassa would do that? Oh&#8230;it was me. Shite!<br \/>\n<strong>Big Eck<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I was shite. Why did they give me one?!<br \/>\n<strong>Mo Ross, Dundee<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Me tae. I thoat it wiz like an expensive playstation or sumfin. Hoof!<br \/>\n<strong>Boab Malcolm, wi Bazza<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sorry \u00a31.2m EBT. I no understand. I no speak good English!<br \/>\n<strong>Nacho, West End<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do you mean have I seen the rule book on EBT\u2019s? You ain\u2019t seen me or the \u00a3500k right! Neil McCann, c\/o SKYSports There\u2019s&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":8062,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Hector-Gotcha.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2J7If-261","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8061"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8061"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8061\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8065,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8061\/revisions\/8065"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8062"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}