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Okay,let me see..2 hands, 2 feet. Can someone lend me some fingers and toes, im gonna need them for counting all these goals soon! – Leigh G, Leith<\/strong><\/p>\n

He shoots, he scores! He scores, he shoots – and we have all the kids to prove it. Leigh Gs SugarMummies, Edinburgh<\/strong><\/p>\n

So its ‘hit the bye line, send it over, celebrate’. Its a simple game eh – Wee Keyz, left back 2015-2025<\/strong><\/p>\n

If you thought I was angry after the World Cup, you aint seen nothing if young Tierney keeps making me look unneeded – Izzy, Tizzyland<\/strong><\/p>\n

Im happy to confirm I only slighty stretched my lips smiling at that goal. I should recover in a few weeks! – Wee Jamesie, Clinic<\/strong><\/p>\n

Oh so thats what a centre half looks like…ah we get it now! – Hoops, everywhere<\/strong><\/p>\n

6 points clear and playing sweet crisp football. Deila out now! – Deadhead67<\/strong><\/p>\n

Of course I’m glad to see the boys rampant without me. Wait till i see Johansen in training and offer him the boot of congratulations – Scott, The Triangle, Edinburgh<\/strong><\/p>\n

Poor Derek McInnes, he looks shagged out, dont you think? – The Lad brokes, Parkhead<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hats off to Allan Stubbs and that result – Football fans, everywhere<\/strong><\/p>\n

Lost 1 hat. Please return. No reward possible – Sevco PR, Ibrox<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dear Magic Hat Mark, you’re gonna like this..,.but not a lot – Allan “Paul Daniels” Stubbs, Edinburgh<\/strong><\/p>\n

This weeks\u00a0focus\u00a0is\u00a0on a big ugly bloke who just talks and talks while the other just stands there doing and saying nothing. But enough about Mark Warbuton and Davie Weir, lets discuss Penn and Teller instead. – Magic Review<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mark Warbuton was seen on Sky telly calling Martyn Waghorn, “Waggy”. I hope he never signs Gary Fanshaw! – Mary Whitehouse, RIP<\/strong><\/p>\n

Okay I admit I may have been a bit premature in heralding Mark Warbuton for a job with one of the leading EPL clubs on Saturdays chat with ‘Arry Redknapp – Hugh Keevins, Clyde SSB<\/strong><\/p>\n

Who the fecks Mark Warbuton and why is Ned Flanders dad asking me about him? – Our Arry, Ye Olde Jellied Eel Shop<\/strong><\/p>\n

White Sports socks for fans, Brown underpants for troubled Directors. Get your football kit at Sports Direct now – Mike Ashley, Vantage Point<\/strong><\/p>\n

Soft loans? You’d have to be soft in the head to loan King any money. Try the scampi, I’m here all week – TipYourWaitress.com<\/strong><\/p>\n

Its Europe week again, tune into BT Sport to hear insightful analysis from such football experts as Ally McCoist…hello, is anyone there? – P45 Dept, London<\/strong><\/p>\n

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