{"id":7847,"date":"2015-10-01T10:37:15","date_gmt":"2015-10-01T09:37:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=7847"},"modified":"2015-10-01T14:09:52","modified_gmt":"2015-10-01T13:09:52","slug":"exclusive-dermot-desmond-on-mastermind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=7847","title":{"rendered":"Exclusive: Dermot Desmond Attempts On Mastermind."},"content":{"rendered":"

Hector Bandido<\/strong> has got hold of a transcript for a soon to be aired show….<\/em><\/p>\n

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EXCLUSIVE – Dermot Desmond on Mastermind<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n

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Host: Welcome to our first contestant. Your name is?<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Contestant: Dermot Desmond.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Host: And your specialist subject is?<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Desmond: Celtic Football Club Strategy 2000 to 2025.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Host: Thanks Mr Desmond and your questions start now….where would the Celtic board like to see the team playing in the next 10 years?<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Desmond: A British League.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Host: Correct.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Host: What is the boards Plan B?<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Desmond: A British League.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Host: Correct.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Host: Have they any other plans other than holding out for a British League?<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Desmond: No.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Host: Correct.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Host: How many times a day does Peter Lawwell shampoo Dermot Desmond\u2019s moustache?<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Desmond: Five times.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Host: Incorrect. The answer is Seventeen.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Desmond: Drat!<\/span><\/p>\n

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Host: Who is Dermot Desmond\u2019s favourite ever Celtic player?<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Desmond: Fergus McCann.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Host: Correct.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Host: Why did the Celtic board approach Roy Keane to become manager before Ronny Deila?<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Desmond (blushes) Um, pass.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Host: Name three ways Celtic could become part of a British league?<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Desmond: Get an invite….beg…..and invade Carlisle.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Host: Correct.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Host: What\u2019s the most spoken about agenda topic at Celtic boardroom meetings.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Desmond: Has Peter Scudamore returned our calls yet.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Host: Correct.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Host: Would Celtic\u2019s Billionaire majority shareholder ever consider donating \u00a310m to the team to buy new players.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Desmond: (splutter) Fuck No.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Host: Correct.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Host: Finish the end of this famous song….For it\u2019s a Grand old team to….<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Desmond: Get a dividend from.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Host: Incorrect. It\u2019s to play for.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Desmond: Ah (blushes) so it is.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Host: If Celtic cannot join a British League (beep beep beep beep) I\u2019ve started so I\u2019ll finish. If Celtic cannot join a British league, which fabled league would the Celtic board like<\/span>\u00a0the club\u00a0to join?<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Desmond: A UK league.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Host: Correct.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Host: You passed on one question…. why did the Celtic board approach Roy Keane to become Celtic manager before Ronny Deila. The answer is because the majority shareholder was pished at the time.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Desmond (slams palm of hand on chair) Ah, so I was!<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Host: Dermot Desmond you got 8 points. Please take a seat.<\/span><\/p>\n

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