{"id":7631,"date":"2015-08-14T12:36:54","date_gmt":"2015-08-14T11:36:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=7631"},"modified":"2015-08-14T12:36:54","modified_gmt":"2015-08-14T11:36:54","slug":"celtic-diary-friday-august-14-promising-youngster-to-join-celtic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=7631","title":{"rendered":"Celtic Diary Friday August 14: Promising Youngster To Join Celtic"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hibernian midfielder-i had to check that, based on this headline, and others like it;<\/p>\n

Rangers target Scott Allan set for Celtic medical<\/h1>\n

Scott Allan is poised to move up a level and join Celtic today.<\/p>\n

Which, of course, will mightily annoy the press, the peepil and the First Division club, who it appears couldn’t get hold of Dave King to authorise the over investment he had spoken of.<\/p>\n

One or two remain adamant the deal just won’t happen, but they are the sort with a reputation for not recognising the facts;<\/p>\n

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Allan becomes the latest in a long line of Rangers supporters to don the hoops, including McGrain, Dalglish and Alfie Conn, who used to be a hun but is alright now.<\/p>\n

A quick glance at company law showed \u00a0Allan that he couldn’t join his boyhood heroes, due to their liquidation a few years ago, and we hear one or two of his old photo’s will be removed until he can show his grandchildren what he used to wear at Halloween<\/p>\n

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Apart from anything else, you have to admire the lad. He’s been subject to a ruthless campaign to join the new club at Ibrox, even though he has turned them down before, and was seen as their great white hope. Dave king, the convicted fraudster and liar said that his club would “overinvest ” in players, but clearly that overinvestment doesn’t run to anything more than a quarter of a million pounds, and he’s been surprisingly unavailable for comment on this issue.<\/p>\n

The press are running with the line that Hibs wouldn’t sell to a rival, but the fact of the matter is that the Edinburgh club have stood up to the old establishment ways, because the Ibrox club is now a busted flush, and no longer carrries any weight in footballing circles, as Scottish football has realised they can actually do without them.<\/p>\n

Have a look at this;<\/p>\n

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Just to clarify, it’s Scott Allan Johnstone is referring to, and not Scott Brown. Wasn’t there a similar campaign a few years ago, and the same with Paul Hartley ?<\/p>\n

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The internet wags have been at work, composing a few ditties for the lad.<\/p>\n

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Reading between the lines, it appears that Allan wanted to play at a higher level, and didn’t want to join second Rangers, because, er, its not a higher level. He doesn’t want to leave Scotland, having failed to settle at West Brom, which is in itself understandable. Horrible place.<\/p>\n

Although apparently it’s better than some English towns…<\/p>\n

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So the only place left for him, who could reallistically cater for his demands, was Celtic. and like everyone else, he’ll have to prove he’s worthy of it.<\/p>\n

At \u00a3300,000 or so, and Dylan McGeouch it’s good business for Hibernian, and when you consider Liam Henderson is going there on loan, agreement permitting, then they have done very well out of it.<\/p>\n

As opposed to a wee bit up front and some more if he plays in the champions League, which was on the table from Ibrox.<\/p>\n

Anyway, we hear he’s not happy about the way Second Rangers treat their players. apparently the club made fun of Ian black, tragically addicted to gambling;<\/p>\n

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When the forst Rangers disappeared, there were lots of little jbes at how their fans would watch their grandchildren cbecome Celtic fans, which would have made visiting day at Barlinnie awkward for all of them. One lass, however, has prepared for the inevitable;<\/p>\n

Rangers Fan Gets Celtic Badge Tattooed On Her Bum<\/h1>\n

That’s her bottom, by the way, not her boyfriend.<\/p>\n

A Rangers season ticket holder has gone and got a Celtic badge tattooed on her bum during what one can only imagine was a fishbowl-driven drunken rampage in Magaluf. Classic.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

A fishbowl driven drunken rampage ? Okay, I’m in. Sounds like fun.<\/p>\n

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She needs to get that mole checked as well.<\/p>\n

Her thoughts ?<\/p>\n

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