Its been a while since we did an Etims Exam piss take so here we go..see if you are cleverer ( what? – Ed) than a Rangers Auditor.<\/p>\n
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\nLee drives his car at 81 miles per hour in a 60 zone.<\/em>
\nThe time is approx 7:31pm.<\/em>
\nThe weather is sunny.<\/em>
\nQ: At what angle is Lees elbow.<\/p>\n
\nA stadium has a maintenance bill of \u00a32m per annum.<\/em>
\nQ: How much will Ian Black drop in wages if he wins the Painting tender?<\/p>\n
\nOn Sunday Rangers have 35 players.<\/em>
\nOn Monday Rangers have 30 players.<\/em>
\nOn Tuesday Rangers have 19 players.<\/em>
\nQ: How much has Simonsen spent in the bookies?<\/p>\n
\n2 Rivals set off in August.<\/em>
\nThey are neck and neck by December 31st.<\/em>
\nBy May one is 10 points clear of the other.<\/em>
\nQ: Assuming standard calendar months, show on a graph where you hate Derek McInnes.<\/p>\n
\nIf Hearts = ha and Hibs = haha and Motherwell = hahaha<\/em>
\nQ: Prove that Rangers = hahahahahahahahaha.<\/p>\n
\nA CEO speaks at 64 words per minute.<\/em>
\nA journalists tape recorder runs at 7.5 inch per second.<\/em>
\nQ. Estimate how thick is the sauce served with tonights Lamb?<\/p>\n
\nJohn Hughes weighs 13 stone.<\/em>
\nThe Scottish Cup weighs 2kg.<\/em>
\nQ: Write an essay on the validity of Incest in the Highlands<\/p>\n
\nJohn, George and Douglas are in a \u00a31.5m hole.<\/em>
\nQ: At which point do they stop digging?<\/p>\n
\nAlex must travel 523 miles from Genk<\/em>
\nMark from travel 405 miles from Brentford<\/em>
\nWhere is Dave Kings Chequebook?<\/p>\n
\nMike has 4 billion pounds.<\/em>
\nDave has no credit facility at the bank.<\/em>
\nQ: How sore will Daves arse be\u00a0in the\u00a0morning?<\/p>\n
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\nGiven the paradox : “What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable <\/em>
\nobject?’<\/em>
\nQ: Calculate when Floyd Mayweather will fight Bilel Mohsni<\/p>\n
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\nDarwins ‘Origin of the Species’ argues all vertebrates have a backbone.<\/em>
\nQ: Citing only ‘SPFL Championship 2014-15’, disprove Darwin.<\/p>\n
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\nShow the chemical equation for<\/em>
\nPizza + Kris Commons = Bloater.<\/p>\n
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\nGiven a palette of only crayons, oils and pastels.<\/em>
\nQ. What colour is Kenny Miller?.<\/p>\n
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\nYou are hired to do PR for a large organisation in a state of transition. <\/em>
\nYou request to see the latest GAP Analysis.<\/em>
\nThe CEO hands you a piece of paper with “Im skint” written on it.<\/em><\/p>\n
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\nQ: What use is a Jimmy Bell?<\/p>\n
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