{"id":6823,"date":"2015-03-19T19:54:16","date_gmt":"2015-03-19T19:54:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etims.net\/?p=6823"},"modified":"2015-03-19T20:02:10","modified_gmt":"2015-03-19T20:02:10","slug":"all-new-zombielines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etims.net\/?p=6823","title":{"rendered":"All New Zombielines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Same old Alloa&#8230;always cheatin!<\/p>\n<p>William MacSandwich, Kilwinning <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/HAozur9E8y\">vine.co\/v\/OVplYzra5vb<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>See&#8230;.I\u2019m not so shite a manager after all!<\/p>\n<p>Super Ally, Beechgrove Garden<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I haven\u2019t gone away you know&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Craigy Whyte, Motherwell<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If I was judged fit and proper don\u2019t you think I\u2019d be in the bloody first team!<\/p>\n<p>Davie King, Castlemilk<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s fine Mr Traynor&#8230;..you keep sending us your statements and we\u2019ll publish it under our names.<\/p>\n<p>Matthew and Chris, Evening Times<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Hey&#8230;don\u2019t forget me!<\/p>\n<p>Dick Wilson, BBC Scotland<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Great progress under McCall, we used to dream about beating Livingston, now we dream about beating Hibs!<\/p>\n<p>Zombies, everywhere<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The solution to our problems? Headlines about buying some new players..always worked for David Murray<\/p>\n<p>S McCall, Doldrums<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Crisis, of course it\u2019s not a crisis, my hair is meant to be this high!<\/p>\n<p>Paul Murray, Worth It!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Can we stop playing you every week\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Alloa fans, Bored!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You have reached The Easdales, for an emergency loan, press 1.<\/p>\n<p>Sandy plc, Greenock<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Such consistency from Rangers; Sports Direct advertising, Sports Direct superstore\u2026<\/p>\n<p>M Ashley, The Bank<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s up to the players to step up. No me obviously but somebody, Any more pies?<\/p>\n<p>K Boyd, Couch<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nomad?&#8230;I don\u2019t know any Rangers fans that are no mad! Try the lamb!<\/p>\n<p>Andy Cameron, Edmiston Club Open Mic Night<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Rangers are just lucky they appointed Stuart McCall. Ronnie Deila would have lost that game.<\/p>\n<p>C Sutton, Norwich<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Hi, its Kris Commons, yeah I miss Rangers, don\u2019t Rangers fans?<\/p>\n<p>K Commons, UrineExtractor<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Hi, is that SARS? It\u2019s me again&#8230;.can I get the money back and I\u2019ll just accept the jail sentence!<\/p>\n<p>Davie King. Jo\u2019Burg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Same old Alloa&#8230;always cheatin! William MacSandwich, Kilwinning vine.co\/v\/OVplYzra5vb &nbsp; See&#8230;.I\u2019m not so shite a manager after all! Super Ally, Beechgrove Garden &nbsp; I haven\u2019t gone&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":6433,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/etims.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/ibroxgard1.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2J7If-1M3","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6823"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6823"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6823\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6828,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6823\/revisions\/6828"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6433"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etims.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}