a few weeks ago, an Archbishop -I think-claimed that Yoga was the work of satanists, so I figured that was just the job for me. I’ve no aspirations to ascend to heaven, as I wouldn’t know anyone when I get there, so I decided i’d best get to know the people I will be spending eternity with, although its only two nights a week at the moment.<\/p>\n
Its strange how they get you, though.<\/p>\n
After a couple of hours of torturous exercise, the stretches were okay, but trying not to stare at ladies bottoms was tricky, you get a fifteen minute lie down, where the instructor sends out relaxing vibes…<\/p>\n
Try to imagine something red, the colour red…..<\/p>\n
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now think of green, something pleasant….<\/p>\n
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Now I want you to think of something orange<\/p>\n
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Thats how they get you. The Archbishop was right.<\/p>\n
( He’s rambling again-Ed )<\/p>\n
Look, its a diary, not Newsround.<\/p>\n
John Guidetti has been talking to the dutch media, and they asked him about a possible return to Feyenoord. The Swedish carthorse replied;<\/p>\n
\u00a0“Nothing better than that.<\/em><\/p>\n “I want to go back to Feyenoord, and perhaps as soon as possible.” \u00a0 \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n Fair enough, if you’re not happy John. Just fill in this form, and let me know the cost.<\/p>\nFlights from Glasgow (Glasgow) to Rotterdam (RTM)<\/h1>\n
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