\nRangers died now heres another one<\/em>
\nWe ask wee Billy what is up<\/em>
\nAs we now play Sevco in the Diddy Cup<\/em><\/p>\n
Davie Murray he fucked it you see<\/em> We sing \u2026<\/em> Then Came Craigy to the RFC<\/em> We sing\u2026<\/em> Liquidated with the Debts they cried<\/em> We sing \u2026<\/em> Now to make the Sevvies sick<\/em> Wee sing..<\/em> Just to remind them what happened. In fact, have a look elsewhere on the site, where theres a cartoon version of the events leading up to the death of Rangers FC.<\/p>\n Sashes To ashes<\/a><\/p>\n The game against the Second Rangers is looming on the horizon, and the press have undergone a massive campaign already to attract attention to it. This time last week, it was a game against a first division side , in a cup semi final. Now its a resumption of an age old hostile rivalry between two clubs, one presumably fighting from beyond the grave.<\/p>\n The advert in the Herald, which simply pointed out the facts surrounding the demise of the Ibrox club, and reminding all and sundry that Celtic supporters do not see this as an ” Old Firm ” game , certainly had the desired effect. Thats if the desired effect was to make the media all circle the wagons and tell us we’re wrong, without actually dissecting the text and telling us exactly which bits are wrong.<\/p>\n Of course, theres a reason for that.<\/p>\n The text was entirely accurate, and a truthful record of the events which of course, is something that the papers can never actually claim to have put into print \u00a0themselves.<\/p>\n For me , an interesting and insightful look into the mainstream media, and the minds of those who refuse to accept what had actually happened, began yesterday morning when Sky Sports tweeted the question;<\/p>\n . My reply ?<\/p>\n Fuck me, my phone never stopped \u00a0” notifying ” me all day.<\/p>\n For some reason, there appear to be several from the darkside who struggle with reality. any attempts at logical or reasonable discussion were batted aside , with one especial charmer having decided that there was little chance I’d pass a CRB check, and probably wouldn’t be allowed to work with children.<\/p>\n \u00a0Which is pretty much how they deal with every argument.<\/p>\n \u00a0So, remember when I said I couldn’t care less about their team, or the support ? Not any more.<\/p>\n I want Celtic to go out on sunday and destroy them. I want Celtic \u00a0to play at one hundred miles an hour with one hundred per cent commitment and play football, pure , inventive football.<\/p>\n I want the support to sing songs of triumph, of hope and of joy and of freedom.<\/p>\n I want those fuckers jumping out of windows by teatime on Sunday.<\/p>\n Onto spikey railings.<\/p>\n Doctors don’t work on Sundays.<\/p>\n Right, got that off my chest, so on with the news views and funny pictures.<\/p>\n Well, sort of.<\/p>\n With all this nonsense over sundays games, the press,especially the Record-has been tying itself in little knots to condemn the views in the advert, with all the journalists uniting to condemn a ” boring ” argument whilst revelling in the fact that they are back to talking about the only thing they care about, their old Ibrox paymaster.<\/p>\n \u00a0Which is quite ironic , really, just a week or so after the living embodiment of their Ibrox paymaster bumped six companies, owing around a half billion pounds to the taxpayer.<\/p>\n \u00a0Deflection ? Surely they all have a little more integrity than that.<\/p>\n As Lieutenant Columbo says in the excellent short story elsewhere on the site<\/p>\n ” Just one more thing, Sir David “<\/p>\n \u00a0But.of course, no-one in the media is asking Murray about one more thing, in fact they aren’t asking him anything. Far easier, and worth far more in the circulation battle, is to pander to fans of Rangers, who are desperate to believe their club still exists, and at the same time wind up as many Celtic supporters, who know what really happened, as they possibly can.<\/p>\n You see, thats because the darkside will lap up anything you tell them , whereas we are a little brighter than that. I suppose thats what listening to rebel songs does to you.<\/p>\n Actually, its what a lifetime of listening to their shite does to you. It makes you cynical, it makes you question what they say, and guess what? \u00a0It usually makes you right.<\/p>\n Going back to the advert in the Herald, what is has proved, perhaps inadvertently, is that the papers don’t give a stuff about serious journalism, about actually finding out or establishing the truth.<\/p>\n Nah, they’d rather ignite the flames under a big pile of kindling, then sit back with an absurd, smug little grin on their faces.<\/p>\n Summing them up are these pictures, from Henke, on twitter<\/p>\n Where could they have got that idea from , if, for example , they didn’t have the internet ?<\/p>\n \u00a0These fucking idiots don’t even know what they are saying any more.<\/p>\n If \u00a0you do have the internet, you could always check with BDO, who are currently handling the liquidation of the Rangers Football Club.<\/p>\n \n You know the only thing I’m not sure about ?<\/p>\n Will I get more satisfaction from taking at least double figures off them on Sunday, or just scoring a couple of times, but not letting them have the ball ?<\/p>\n As ever, a compromise seems the best solution, so 10 -0 at half time, and high speed possession, one wing to the another, in the second half.<\/p>\n Right, lets talk about something else.<\/p>\n Efe Ambrose has been the subject of a \u00a33m bid, from Greek side Olympiakos.<\/p>\n And Celtic have turned it down.<\/p>\n I don’t know who needs a kick up the arse the most. Whoever made the bid, or whoever rejected it.<\/p>\n However, serious head on, we are short at the back, and Ambrose is an experienced international defender, with an African cup winers medal in his pocket.<\/p>\n \u00a0Ambrose himself was a little surprised<\/p>\n When the bid was rejected, Olympiakos moved on and offered \u00a35m in a joint swoop for the guys in yellow behind him.<\/p>\n The big man simply said;<\/p>\n \u2018I am still a Celtic player and I will respect my contract. If an offer comes and Celtic accepts, fine. But otherwise, I will keep doing my best for Celtic and hopefully we will win the league again.\u2019\u00a0<\/span><\/em> Fair play to him. Kris Commons will sign-if he hasn’t already-his new contract, giving the support a nice wee pre-match boost for the league cup semi final. Bolton manager Neil Lennon has given up on taking him to Lancashire.<\/p>\n \u2018Celtic have come out publicly and said he\u2019s not for sale, he won\u2019t be leaving and we haven\u2019t pursued that any further.<\/em><\/p>\n \u2018I\u2019ve got a great relationship with Celtic, a great relationship with Peter [Lawwell] and I don\u2019t want to damage that.\u2019<\/em><\/p>\n Its worth mentioning that the game will definitely take place on Sunday, after the Ibrox club managed to borrow \u00a310m from Mike Ashley, so they could pay him back the money they borrowed off him the other week, and get themselves a wee bit of working capital -that is, \u00a0pay the wages and other sundry day to day expenses.<\/p>\n He now has security over the prime land at auchenhowie…<\/p>\n And still no-one asks them what the fuck they are playing at , or whats going on.<\/p>\n In fact, he’s pretty much got the lot now. Paulie Walnuts from twitter, went out and bought one of thoise celebrity magazines this morning;<\/p>\n <\/p>\n No, we have a media industry in Scotland still hell bent on digging out as many people as they can to tell us why we all need the tax dodging toxic club back from the grave.<\/p>\n Kenny Dalglish, Murdo MacLoed and a whole host of ex-Rangers players and managers are being wheeled out to say how much they miss them .<\/p>\n Thats fair enough. Everyones entitled to take a few moments and mourn the passing of something that meant something to them, in whatever personal way.<\/p>\n But enoughs enough.<\/p>\n Move on.<\/p>\n We didn’t want this game, but we have to deal with it. Hopefully, Ronny Deila will be the ice cold Norwegian who rises above the hype.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Celtic v Arsenal, 1978 was the picture in yesterdays diary.<\/p>\n Same era-who are we playing ? ( St. anthony on twitter might get this one right. 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\nTrying to match the Celtic Fc<\/em>
\nHe couldny buy them all a Big Cup<\/em>
\nWith his EBT\u2019s he really fucked up<\/em><\/p>\n
\nOh Hampden in the Sun<\/em>
\nRangers died now here\u2019s another one<\/em>
\nWe ask wee Billy what is up<\/em>
\nAs we now play Sevco in the Diddy Cup<\/em><\/p>\n
\nBought the whole sheebang for a Quid not three<\/em>
\nWhen Craigy asked if he wanted more<\/em>
\nSir David wheelied oot the exit door<\/em><\/p>\n
\nOh Hampden in the sun<\/em>
\nRangers died now theres another one<\/em>
\nWe ask wee Billy what is up<\/em>
\nAs we now play Sevco in the Diddy Cup<\/em><\/p>\n
\nThey couldn\u2019t stop the process and simply died<\/em>
\nThen came Charlie with his talk so big<\/em>
\nSure he made them tea and sold them a pig<\/em><\/p>\n
\nOh Hampden in the sun<\/em>
\nRangers died now here\u2019s another one<\/em>
\nWe ask wee Billy what is up<\/em>
\nAs we now play Sevco in the Diddy Cup\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n
\nAllys planting tatties on a fortune the prick<\/em>
\nAnd Big Mike Ashley sure he\u2019s on the ball<\/em>
\nHe\u2019s making a mint whilst the share price falls<\/em><\/p>\n
\nOh Hampden in the sun<\/em>
\nRangers died now here\u2019s another one<\/em>
\nWe ask wee Billy what is up<\/em>
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<\/p>\n@<\/s>SkySportsNewsHQ<\/b><\/span>\u00a0<\/a>\u00a022h<\/span>22 hours ago<\/span><\/a><\/small><\/div>\n@<\/s>celticfc<\/b><\/a> take on @<\/s>RangersFC<\/b><\/a> for the first time since 2012, can Gers spring a surprise? Let us know using #<\/s>SSNHQ<\/b><\/a>. pic.twitter.com\/HtV52RZuW6<\/a><\/p>\n@<\/s>Richiestoke<\/b><\/span>\u00a0<\/a>\u00a022h<\/span>22 hours ago<\/span><\/a><\/small><\/div>\n@<\/s>SkySportsNewsHQ<\/b><\/a> @<\/s>celticfc<\/b><\/a> @<\/s>RangersFC<\/b><\/a> Coming back from the dead would be a bit of a startler.<\/p>\n![\"Embedded](\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/B8QcorEIQAAFZH2.jpg\")
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